[Online game] Shut up if you buy it for a dime

[System] Thanks to the active efforts of the warriors, time has been bought for the plants, and the plants guarding Mafa are growing!The first wave of zombies appears after one point.

The system didn't give the players time to adjust. As soon as the fire dragon's battlefield was cleaned up, the system posted an announcement just a few minutes after the mess and rubbish that exploded above disappeared.

Immediately, there was another round of cursing in the world, and the GM was shot while lying down again.

Anyway, the players scolded and scolded, and their hands were not idle. A bunch of people flocked to the warehouse to take out the plant seeds that had been accumulated and packaged before. Labor is the most glorious. Everyone has become a farmer once. He planted the plant seeds on the edge of the city gate he decided to guard——

"Plant over there, I've already planted this land... Alas, it's not here." Yalar kicked Hodir angrily, "You're so stupid."

Hodir was very happy, there was a bunch of Yalar’s ​​plant seeds in the bag, the full man didn’t know the hungry man was hungry, this child didn’t know that Yalar’s ​​eyes were green when they teamed up to hunt plant seeds , one by one viciously like wolves with big tails.

This time, a group of people guarding the west of the city spontaneously opened a voice channel, which can accommodate thousands of people.

The voice is often dry, but this is the first time a large scene with thousands of people has happened, so Yalar and his team also feel that it is quite new, and they are inexplicably excited.

After getting the number, I went in. When I went in, I found that the manager was Yun Niang and a group of people from the trade union. After all, they were the leaders of the grand guild. The voice channel with thousands of people online was still in order, and everyone in the entire channel took turns to log on. Mai, if you have something to say, just say it, and when you finish speaking, you will consciously put down the mic.

Jim cheerfully complained in the guild——

[Guild] jim: Old K, come and see Yunniang, this is the big deal, look at you, look at you, tsk tsk.

[Guild] AK47: The beggar thinks it's rough, so you can do it.

Can Jim do it?Of course not.So Jim fell silent and retreated silently.

Yalar was not in the mood to listen to their nonsense, and devoted himself to this event. Thousands of seeds were unambiguous. First, the low-level and fast-growing ones were planted on the outermost layer, and then the plant levels were increased one by one. Two seeds, like transplanting rice seedlings.

It didn't take long before I heard Yunniang's voice in the headset. Aral was quite surprised when he heard the voice - he had always thought of Yunniang as a wretched uncle. Yes, there is no deepness that men especially have, but there is a sense of jumping vitality.

"Is Mary there? If you are, get on the mic and tell everyone about your plan."

Yalar was stunned for a moment, switched to the voice channel, glanced twice, and typed——

Mary: Why did I say plan?

The sound of breathing was in my ears, and Yunniang sneered and laughed: "You have already taken the title of hero and want to be lazy?"

Yalar was surprised, and switched back to the game to check. Sure enough, under the title of "Max's Wife", there was an additional title of "City West Hero Leader". Yalar rubbed his chin and thought about it, as if the official said , planting plants has a contribution degree, and the person with the highest contribution degree can get this title, and the experience reward of the person with this title is also doubled when killing monsters.

It is estimated that the GM was moved by Lao Tzu's serious attitude.

As soon as Yunniang said this, a bunch of people laughed and booed in the voice chat box, and Yalar had to come out to say a few words, even if it was "comrades, you have worked hard" or "comrades, let's go!" become(……).

Jim laughed, and asked Yalar on the dispute screen: "How does it feel to be molested by thousands of people?"

"It's wonderful." Yalar said with a dark face.

Yunniang put him on the mic very quickly, and Yalar fed him twice carefully. After the end, a group of wolves howled in the channel, "Zhengtai's voice is just too good", "Slimy and greasy!" "...It turned out to be really My dream is shattered, my dream of Goddess of War is shattered!!"

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What is Voltron?

Yalar twitched the corner of his mouth, cleared his throat, and the first sentence was——

"Is Max here?"

"..."

Everyone is silent.

Little Xianbao couldn't help it at first, and still suppressed a smile when he heard the voice: "I said what's the matter with you two, Mary, you look up at the name of the room, it's called "Chengxi Team Strategic Command Headquarters", your max is not Across the city."

Jim heard the soft voice of the little fairy girl, his waist was limp, he nodded dog-leggedly, and gave Yalar a thumbs up: "No brains, it's embarrassing!"

Linda slapped him hard on the back of the head.

"Aren't I afraid of the gap between them?" Aral scratched his head in embarrassment, and remembered that no one else could see except Jim, so he put down his hands angrily, "Then let me just say a few words." He changed the subject.

"Actually, Plants vs. Zombies is very simple. I know everyone is here for the book, and so am I..."

"You're still aiming at Max." Xiao Xiaoxianbao interrupted him, kindly helping to add.

Aral felt distorted when she heard the words. After thinking about it carefully, it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it. In the end, she had no choice but to refute, and then she said, "Well, even if it is for him...so, everyone just needs to keep planting plants to help resist Zombies, people without seeds will help the plants to kill monsters together. You only need to reach the sixth wave, and you will be the corpse king. Normally, a corpse king will not produce anything, but today is a big wave, and there will always be one or two books. right?"

"Zombies are coming, so hurry up and get to the point." Yunniang grabbed the microphone and reminded Yalar, because the first wave of zombies was the weakest and the fewest in number, and basically the plants planted on the first layer can resist. The player only needs the mage to set fire wall subsidies near the plants uninterruptedly, so his voice doesn't sound too nervous at the moment.

"Oh." Yalar responded, "Well, the planting method is actually very simple. For example, the overlord flower and the piranha are close-range advanced plants, and they need to be planted in the middle and a little behind, just before and after the gatekeeper's sword. Within the range of Wuli, the dogtail grass grows fast and has more blood, so it is suitable to be planted at the front, and the only long-range and high-attack plant is the morning glory shooter. It is good to arrange it after the piranha, which is the middle position The plants are more important, you can plant as many seeds as you have for the front and rear plants, the more the better..."

[System] The warriors in the east of the city have wiped out the first batch of invading zombies, and the city wall consumption is 2%. The warriors in the west of the city, come on, it's easy to catch up!The second batch of monsters will invade after 3 minutes.

so fast?Aral cursed under his breath.

Yunniang's ears are good, and she comforted him cheerfully: "It's okay, they have a lot of mages, and it's normal to start playing quickly. We're almost done here, it's okay, it's okay."

Yalar then switched back to the game screen, looked at the situation on his side, and breathed a sigh of relief—fortunately, their movements were not slow, otherwise the second batch of monsters would come before the first batch of monsters were cleared. This is really troublesome.

Who knew, before he had slashed twice, Max, the insidious villain, would make trouble for others——

FROM [private chat] max: Have you figured out how to lose?

(#‵′) Convex, Yalar is angry.

To [private chat] max: lose your sister!

Mary assassinated several times, and chopped off the head of a zombie in a hurry.

FROM [private chat] max: Don't swear.

This line... Yalar stretched his neck, as if he saw the virtue of his father when he took care of his stepmother, curled his lips, this man is really lenient.

TO [Private chat] max: Leave it alone, bah!Shaguai, do not disturb me.

……

FROM [private chat] mary: Don't worry about it, bah!Shaguai, do not disturb me.

Mamen looked at such a message, and felt emotional, how cute is the child Mary who was obediently behind her buttocks every day before she got married, so how amazing are the husband and wife titles?

As soon as you hang it up, you will transform from a cute bun into a tough man. ,

But now these little monsters are not enough for him to stick between his teeth. The mages and Taoist priests of the RX guild in front of him are very strong. He didn't even have time to use a blue bottle.

Going to the official website to look through it, Mamen saw that the official has released a new expansion pack, which seems to be a system for couples of players to have children, and the children born can be used as babies when they grow up. Looking at the publicity, it seems to be quite practical.

After thinking about it, he switched back to the game.

TO [private chat] mary: If you lose, I won't let you hold back, it's pitiful.

FROM [private chat] max: If you are going to lose, I won't let you hold back, it's pitiful.

"..." Seeing this sentence, Yalar was speechless and ignored him. =_,=

As a result, Max's next sentence almost scared him so excited that he threw the mouse downstairs——

FROM [private chat] max: If you lose, just obediently have a baby and play.

have a baby...

have a baby? ! !

Have a baby~~~~! ! ! ! !

Yalar sat stiffly in front of the computer, didn't blame him anymore, and put the character behind a pile of plants to hide from paddling and lazily, and his mind recalled the topic of "whether men and women can have children" when they were together with their stepmother. The father played a strong childhood shadow severely.

then……

TO [private chat] max: I'm a man, can you give me one?If you give birth to one, I will give you a litter (...) =_,=.

"..." Seeing the child's agitation, Mamen didn't even need to speak... Where is Piggy now?Helplessly smiled and shook his head.

Edward rolled his eyelids at him, and said with disdain: "Virtue, I'm full and molesting your wife again."

All kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred in the tone.

FROM [private chat] max: I'm going to lose, and I'm going to have a baby too.

TO [private chat] max: Do you think I'm a fool?How did you give birth to your male number?

Spit, spit, spit! ==convex.

"..." You're just being foolish, and you still don't admit it.Mamen thought for a while about how to fool the child——

TO [private chat] mary: I have a trumpet.

In the end, Mary was still not happy——

FROM [private chat] mary: I gave birth to a trumpet with beating gongs and drums, but if you changed to a trumpet and gave birth in obscurity, bullying me wouldn't count? !

Edward leaned over and glanced at Mammon's screen, "Tell him, your alias is also called max, capitalized, and you're an ecstatic mage girl."

Mammon complied.

As a result, Mary on the other end was really happy, and seized the opportunity to embarrass him to death.

FROM [private chat] mary: You really have this special habit. You create a female account with the same name and secretly open it to watch it. It takes more than ten minutes every day before you are willing to go offline and replace it with a male Taoist or something...

Mamen didn't change her face, she calmly shirked her responsibility——

TO [private chat] mary: It was built by milk.

Who knows, Mary is smart now——

[World] mary: milk, max said that he has an account of a mage girl with the same name, which was created by you (⊙o⊙)!is that you?

Edward is awesome -

[World] milk: I'm so innocent, so pitiful, so helpless TAT, I don't know anything, who told you? !Beat him without explaining!

[System] The current battle situation, the zombies have not successfully attacked the city, the east and west of the city are in the third stage at the same time, the city wall wear rate: 20% in the west of the city, and 15% in the east of the city.