[Online game] Shut up if you buy it for a dime

Regarding Mary's feeling good about herself, Max thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't seem to find a slightly milder answer that would not cause the other party to explode.

……

It's really hard to say something against your will =_,=.

then.

TO [private chat] mary: Fight monsters.

As soon as the words were sent, Max saw the female warrior with bare thighs standing at the bottom of the fire dragon's feet for a while, and after a long while, Max was finally willing to bring up Purgatory again, and continued to work abruptly.

With the movement of the character, the pink title above the character's name - "Max's wife" is also trembling.

So Mammon suddenly felt speechless.

There was silence for a moment.

Black dog black dog pressed F1 to add blood to the female warrior wearing a thigh-high outfit and holding a warrior's ax on top of "Max's Wife".

This day is the seventh day after marriage.

How did the magical thing called "the seven-year itch" come about?

Today, the sky is bright and the air is clear, with a gentle breeze.Under the feet of a ferocious fire-breathing dragon that spewed fire everywhere, Mamen realized.

Single breakthrough, strike one by one.

In the face of interests, comrades have fully demonstrated the model of peaceful coexistence and love in a harmonious society.

In the words of the Legendary Daily reporter later, according to statistics, this day is the most extensive coverage of "Peaceful Attack Mode" (*Peaceful Attack Mode: After it is turned on, except for auxiliary skills, all offensive skills are ineffective against any other player's attack) One day—even for a player like Max who has not even walked two steps since he was built and logged in, just for a piece of chicken and someone carrying a wooden stick to attack the hacker, playing this game for so long before, even for a second, is useless This kind of river crab model.

But today is different.

If you meet in the day, you will stop fighting, and if you walk on a map, you will roll into a ball, chasing me and cutting you, completely forgetting your original purpose, and you will not cut me today. Everyone is brothers and sisters in their eyes. Biological, twin.

Let me raise a very practical chestnut to illustrate this situation—today, for the first time, the group therapy of God Max has brought people a sense of security in a real sense, instead of once this technique is performed, the enemy will be full of blood like Xiaoqiang Resurrection, in Mary's words, another name for group therapy is "Taoist Profound Truth? Real? Resident Evil? Group Zombie Summoning Technique".

Today's group therapy gave people a sense of tears in their eyes bathed in the spring breeze in March.

……

It's getting far, let's move the camera away from the great god, and distribute some to the extras - those who are partial to the gods, can't make it too obvious =_,=.

If you give someone a pair of wings, from mid-air, you can clearly see that Tucheng Mengzhong, which is usually bustling, is almost gone today.

Around a dozen or so fire-breathing dragons rising from the ground, the players played crowd tactics on three floors and three floors outside, one person with one knife, even if they could only cut off a drop of blood, that monster would eventually die.

The current channel is also constantly scrolling with various passions, although the line is not the official hoped "Go! For the peace of the Marfa Continent!" but "Go! For the cow/Ice Roar/Fire Swordsmanship! Lao Tzu and you are fighting to the death!!".

╮(╯▽╰)╭.

More than a dozen fire dragons passed by one by one, and groups of people fell down and stood up again. Mary died twice-but Mary was very sure about this, he was equipped with amazing equipment, and he was the most valuable in his body. In fact, it is purgatory, but now, he knows that there is a lovely "moon in the well", lying quietly and safely in max's baggage, silently waiting for him.

After falling down again and the screen turned black and white, he pressed the resurrection button calmly without blushing.

Yalar sighed: "It feels so good to be a local tyrant."

Jim looked up from the front of the computer, the passionate red on his face hadn't receded, and his eyes were a little dazed: "What did you say?"

"I said, when..." Yalar's voice paused, and then he raised his voice, "It exploded!!!!"

Jim's reaction speed was as if a plug-in had been activated, and he immediately realized it and rushed back to the computer screaming.

The last dragon exploded!

Somewhere in the fire dragon's original tail, an extremely inconspicuous "Wuji stick" finally burst out silently! (*Wuji stick: a weapon used by Taoists, a weapon between the level of silver snake and dragon pattern).

Promise stick! !

The crowd was excited, and whoever yelled "Wuji!" immediately followed, and the density was so high that the names of the objects on the ground could not be seen clearly.

By the time Yalar finally moved over, the stick was gone. ==

So Yalar threw the mouse angrily: "Who picked it up?!! ​​Who?!!!"

Hodir was taken aback when he was sitting next to him. He raised his head to see the angry steamed bun face, and was instantly amused: "I'm a Taoist priest, okay? What are you excited about?"

Yalar was furious: "This troll killed me twice! Twice so badly!! The thing that broke out is not mine! What is the law of heaven ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~?!" T_____T result Jim The other side told him an even more frustrating news-"My X is the pink baby again, the girl took it, this kid is the big cousin of the G/M family, right?"...Actually, did you grab the equipment and control the GM? Shit, but at times like this, the GM always gets shot while lying down ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

Yalar was taken aback: "How do you know?"

Jim raised his chin towards the computer screen: "The lady put it on directly, I'm afraid people don't know."

Linda: "Is the random scroll in her house a top-grade equipment locator?"

Jim touched his chin, sneered and shook his head, and concluded: "How painful."

"..." Yalaer was so depressed that his internal organs were about to shatter.

Finally, the already depressed crowd became irritable.

After dying over and over again, and feeling that she was fooled by the official and the development team, someone finally couldn't help it, saying, "I didn't see her work just now when I was fighting monsters!! How can I get the equipment if it explodes?! Kill!" The reason, directly opened the PK.

Under the call of this person, the people around Pink Baby switched to the PK mode one after another like a competition.

Three people become a tiger - in fact, when killing monsters, it becomes a mess, who the hell pays attention to whether the surroundings are people or gods? ==. "I didn't see you fighting monsters just now, so you didn't contribute so you are not qualified to take things", such a rotten excuse was finally used by people in the world to be justifiable, which means that you pink baby don't throw the stick out and throw it on the ground My brother grab it again, you don't even think about getting out of the safe zone today.

"Tsk tsk," Yalar clicked his lips, "tsk tsk."

Jim gloated: "It's not good to be so savage."

Linda held her face and stared at her eyes: "Savage beauty."

Hodir twisted: "You guys are really bad, bad guys, bad guys~~. =////="

[System] The fire dragon disappeared, causing a change that affected the zombies in the Beech Mine. After 10 minutes, the mode that allows planting seeds is turned on. After 10 minutes, zombies begin to attack the city. The core treasure of Mafa Continent has been stored in the hands of "veterans" (Meng Zhong: 336336). Players are requested to protect the veterans.

[Team] Player max has disbanded the team.

[Team] Player Tiandijun sends you a team application.

……

The love and killing of "supermary" and "supermax" has officially started since then.