[Online game] Shut up if you buy it for a dime

As soon as a line of words was thrown out, Yalar went crazy——

He said something amazing! ! ! !Where is the soul? !soul! ! !The left hand beats the right hand, and the right hand beats the left hand—let you act on your own without putting a little red stamp on your brain~~Let you drive a plug-in and fly on a plane instead of taking an ordinary path~Let you make trouble and do evil~咟咕咒~~~~~TAT【Currently 】mary: What I just said doesn't count! ! !You don't have to answer me! ! ! !

[Current] mary: No!Let me tell you the truth, I didn’t type that, my cat jumps and makes trouble by pressing its paws on my keyboard~~ The "my cat" in Lal's mouth, Comrade Meow Bump said: Speech! Your sister! Speech!)

"..." Mammon propped her chin with one hand, hooking the corners of her lips lazily.

[Current] max: Oh, your cat asked me to propose to you?

Yalar covered his face with tears and smashed his head on the keyboard.

It's a pity that max didn't plan to let him go.

[Current] max: How does it know that I am going to marry you?

【Current】mary: You...I...

[Currently] max: Oh, that's interesting.You still tell the cat this kind of thing.

...I didn't no no really no.

As if a prickly prickly pear had been stuffed under his butt, Yalar leaned forward and grabbed the sides of the computer screen frantically, wishing he could get into the computer and crawl along the data cable to Max’s computer and then get out, shaking that elegant The man who was seriously teasing in a calm tone said: It's all because of the disobedience of the left hand and the right hand! ! !Look at my sincere eyes ==+~~~~

[Currently] mary: ...

Then Max used his trump card to kill Mary with one move——

[Current] max: Sure enough, someone who likes to play Plants vs. Zombies.

"..."

Yalar, who was in a frenzy, suddenly calmed down, staring at the screen for a second and then——

[Currently] Mary: It must be said that Plants vs. Zombies is a game that requires a lot of IQ.

[Current] max: Huh?

[Currently] mary: To some extent, it also pays attention to strategic layout, time calculation, and formation of troops. For example, the position of potatoes should be placed according to the forward speed of zombies. Nuts should be used in conjunction with piranhas and sunflowers. Generally speaking, it is placed at the end. If there are stars, the attack angle is certain, and it must be placed in a proper position to play its role... ① Mammon blinked and slowly straightened up.

Someone in utter ignorance is still talking plapla.

[Currently] mary: Another point, when using the black atomic bomb mushroom during the day, you can plant it first, protect it, and then put coffee beans at the right time, so as to save cooling time and achieve the maximum effect... ①【Current 】max: stop.

[Currently] mary: There will be ice melon in the later stage, it is indeed a good thing, it can slow down the progress of zombies, I don’t know if there are similar things in the plagiarized version of the variation of the legend, although it is a bit expensive, but because it is very good So I really can't bear to use it at the critical moment, but because of this, if I rush to use this in the early stage, it may lead to the annihilation of the whole army...

[Currently] max: Wait.

[Current] max: Have you cleared the level?

[Currently] mary: ... huh?

[Currently] max: Answer.

[Currently] mary: no...

"..." ==.

After finally patiently watching someone talk about the game strategy carefully, after wasting time, wasting life and wasting all kinds of things, this person told him that he hadn't actually cleared the level yet.

[Currently] mary: In fact, I haven't played for a long time, only two months.

……

Very good, still using it for two months.

……

With a sound, after the little white light, max disappeared.

Mary froze in place, not knowing why.

TO [private chat] max: Press the wrong scroll to return to the city? =mouth=

FROM [Private chat] mary: Did you press the scroll back to the city by mistake? =mouth=

Mammon's hand holding the mouse froze—this bastard thinks everyone is like him?

TO [private chat] mary: No, don't talk to me until you clear the so-called "Zombies vs Vegetables".

FROM [private chat] mary: It's "Plants vs. Zombies".

TO [private chat] max: It doesn't matter, don't talk to me.

FROM [private chat] mary: Huh?Why……

... ignore him.

FROM [private chat] mary: Oh, you're a strange person, aren't you?

...or ignore him.

FROM [private chat] mary: I really ignore people = mouth =, stingy.

... ignore.

FROM [private chat] mary: Well, I get it, then, I can always say good night.

... It's best to avoid it together, I don't want to have nightmares =. =

FROM【Private chat】mary: ...… If you don’t talk, you’re the default ≧///▽///≦baa hahahaha~~

"..."

——This story tells us that sometimes, it is possible to counterattack and win the cold war. It is the legendary killer that is invincible in the legend. Your Highness, I played "Plants vs. Zombies" all night...

The euphemistic name is: academic inquiry.

... In other words, he suddenly had a deep obsession, that is, to pass this inexplicable game within two days, and to demonstrate an academic research question, the title is: On the possibility of Mary's IQ being 0 or a negative number with no lower limit sex.

That day, Yalar sat in front of the computer and thought about it for a long time. At a certain moment, he suddenly realized that a certain topic seemed to have finally been understated. After a long time, Yalar found that he suddenly wanted to ask max——

So, are we getting married or not?

……

Yalar knew that this time it was the brain that made the mistake along with the left and right hands.

So this time, he unplugged the power cleanly and destroyed the crime tools immediately.

Before going to bed after taking a shower, he thought vaguely—it seems that his cute little computer has not been shut down normally for a long, long time.

ZZZZzzzzzz...

The next day, it was a new beginning.

It was a beautiful morning, no fog, and the rare sun shining in late autumn. Most importantly, today is a fixed weekly holiday, and there is no need to practice shooting group guns at night.

what does this mean?

It means that today there is no black-faced coach, no slippery and small bullets rolling around, no shooting again and again that makes the legs stand sore, and there is no... Leapfrog.

Aral came to the school with a radiant face, but was told a bad news——

Jim: "What? You don't know? I'm not going to take this class anymore. I'll save it for the lottery with those perverts in forensics."

Yalar: "The lottery? What lottery? What is the lottery for?"

Jim: "Draw lots. Draw lots to determine the groups. Draw lots to determine the combination for the survival contest."

Yalar's face turned green, "There is only one month left before that damn event?! Why is it so fast, ouch~~ I'm not even mentally prepared?!"

"Give you another three months, add up to four months later, I bet you will still say the same." Linda floated out from behind the two men like a wraith.

Jim: "Honey~"

Linda: "Baby~"

Jim: "A week, how am I going to live without you?"

Linda: "My Jim, don't ask me this heartbreaking question, how can a broken you make a broken me?"

Jim: "Fortunately, you are not my companion. I don't want you to see my body, head, differences, and parts~"

Linda: "Oh baby!"

Jim: "Oh, honey!"

Yalar calmly turned on the light bulb: "Father-to-be and mother-to-be, did the maternity leave plan fail to be implemented?"

Linda turned her face away: "No, my mother said that if I make her a grandmother before the age of 50, she will break my legs."

Yalar nodded, gave a grant of approval, and said, "Ms. Kendia is indeed mighty. I completely agree with her idea. Now I am balanced, thank you."

Linda spat, expressing that Alar was too dark, and asked him to return her handsome little prince with a smile as warm as a sunflower.So when Mo Qi walked in with a huge lottery box, and before the class fell silent, Yalar turned his face and suggested to Jim, for everyone's safety, don't let Linda read too many strange books — "Although the food doesn't look very pretty when it's churned in the stomach, I still want it to come out where it's supposed to come out, not upstream, I know you know, Jim."

Jim looked bewildered: "Isn't there a Chinese idiom called 'Different routes lead to the same goal'?"

"..." Aral picked up a dictionary and slapped Jim in the face, "That's not how the word is used, thank you!!"

…It’s terrible to be uneducated. Yalar is not sure that when he sees this sad idiom in the future, he really can’t think of Jim’s twisted explanation. .