[Online game] Shut up if you buy it for a dime

Under normal circumstances, the family motto of being born noble (...) requires Yalar to always maintain the elegance and demeanor that a nobleman or a family heir should have, from speech to body language, every bit of it can't appear Even the slightest mistake, even this juicy-looking child, in his words and deeds, revealed some small habits or small movements that only the Italian nobles had in the last century.

Perhaps in the eyes of other children who have been rolling around in the mud since childhood, this kind of walking distance and the angle at which the jaw is raised when speaking are all prescribed to write things on paper. For Yalar, who has accepted this concept since he was a child, this is actually nothing more than a normal thing.

When I got home last night, I took a shower and lay on the bed. I felt sad no matter how I moved, so when my stepmother came to visit him, I expressed the thought of "sore thighs" to him.

Although Mo Dao is usually very wretched, but at critical moments, he will not think too crooked.

So academically reached out and touched the place where Yalar said it was sore, Mo Dao was surprised: "My child, did you and that mammon actually go to practice ballet?"

Yalar: ==?

Mo Dao touched it again, then nodded inquisitively, meaningfully: "The tendons of the thigh are all bunched up, and can be rubbed open, but it hurts."

Alar opened his mouth.

Mo Dao smiled slightly: "I want to wait for him to draw a straight line again—of course it's impossible."

Before Yalar's face collapsed, Mo Dao got up and went back to the room. He took out a bottle of medicinal wine like a conjuring trick, asked the child to take off his pajama pants, and poured it on Yalar's lap, cold and greasy. The poor boy gasped with grief.

Mo Dao gloated: "Uncomfortable? The depressed ones are still behind." After finishing speaking, he grabbed his sleeves and just pressed down his big paw. The lamb under the paw wailed first, and Mo Dao patted him lightly, "Master, pay attention to your image!~"

When the magical medicinal wine exerted its power and the massaged area became hot, swollen, sore and painful, the double humiliation and serious injury of the soul and the body made the little prince Yalar bit the pillow with tears in his eyes, cursing Mammon in his heart for taking a bath and drowning Died in the bathtub.

Mo Dao continued to be cheerful: "That's why I said, young people should not demand too high a posture from themselves, everything should be done in moderation~"

In fact, if the audience has any doubts about this sentence, Comrade Mo Dao can press a box of cucumbers to prove that what he wants to express is really extremely pure-it just means that Yalar should train step by step according to his physical strength , appropriate amount.

But right now he doesn't know.

Yalar silently looked at the bottle of medicinal wine placed by the bed, thinking about its use far and wide.

There was no class the next day, but Yalar got up very early.

——I can't say why, but I always feel as if there is something I haven't done, and the whole person is confused and panicked.

After much deliberation, Yalar understood that he was too busy with training these days and didn't play games...

囧, Yalar scratched his head, and found out depressingly that he was about to become an Internet addicted teenager who stumbled on the Internet?

But ah... last time I seemed to take that Shura to upgrade, because I was too anxious to go offline... Cough, so I haven't had time to take it out yet, I have to go up later, go to the Sabac blacksmith to take it out to see if it's successful, yes Now, speaking of Sabak...well, stop.

Oh, I remember the day that AK47 said it would expand the number of recruits and started to upgrade the gang. I don’t know how it’s doing. Although Jim sneered and asked him if he planned to attack Sabac...

==.

Why is it Sabak again?

All right. ==

Aral propped his chin, annoyed that he had to face a problem that was already under his nose - Sabak, RX, and God Max.

Yes, of course he has not forgotten that last night was a big day for RX and Wuwei to compete for Sabac. According to previous management, of course he will not be absent on such an important day-but leg pain is not an excuse He refused Linda's invitation because of the reason, and also suppressed his urge to go to the foot of Sabak city wall on the game.

He also wanted to know, and even wanted to see with his own eyes whether Sabak was returned to its original owner.

……

But he found that he was hypocritical and couldn't face Max.

That sentence of "Let's get married" that is taken for granted in max mode made Yalar feel sore for several nights. The aftereffect is that when he saw the computer, even if the power was turned off, there seemed to be a few big blood red characters floating on the screen—— "Let's get married".

Just like in kindergarten, the nutritious lunch was obviously half an apple, which was so pitifully small that when it was his turn to take it, he might wish to bring a ruler to measure which half was bigger. As a result, one day, when the apples were distributed , Burr came to pick him up, and reluctantly gave up the half of the apple, but when he got home, he found a large pot of imported apples that were red, big and juicy in the living room.

No one eats.

That pot is his.

It's really hard to explain that complex feeling of disappointment and surprise.Yalar sighed, not to mention that Apple seemed to disdain him, and his tone was like a virtue of "I give you a favor, you quickly kneel down and thank you".

——What is even more tangled is, who knows if max is just talking nonsense?

He divorced the big tree elf (big tree elf: == my wife is an elf, not a elf)?

Why are they divorced?

……

No, no matter why they divorced, the key point is, why did Max suddenly invite him to get married ==?

It's impossible for him not to know that he is a purebred male with a handle, so, in fact, max is just like his father, with a special taste? (…)

The above are the troubles of the little prince Alar, which has been bothering him all the time, making him embarrassed and embarrassed to play the game.

These troubles can be summed up into a story, a story related to nature. (Nature is indeed a good thing, sigh.)

One day in autumn, the yellow, firm and plump wheat head almost fell to the ground. It pointed to the straight sugarcane next door and said, "Hey, sugarcane brother, your second section seems to be a little bent. How can this make the straight old man feel embarrassed?"

……

Above ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

So when Yalar went to the game with the determination to die and met max, a cruel reality told him that as a real strong man, he really shouldn't be too poor.

First of all, Yalar went online and found that behind the city of Shabak, the familiar RX name was hung. For a while, Yalar was happy and uncomfortable-the happy thing is that RX still took back their own glory.What is uncomfortable is that the person who discredited RX's glorious history turned out to be himself.

...After going online and wandering around the hardest-hit areas such as pharmacies, and found that he was not besieged by the RX group, Yalar was relieved-the black history is amazing, it is better to be forgotten=_,=.

The black dog bought the medicine in a hurry, and Yalar ran to the Bairimen map to scan it alone. He hadn't played the game for a few days, and his hands were very raw.

As a result, I ran into Max on the road.

……

Sitting in front of the screen, when Yalar watched that 2D character running towards him with a cow, his heart was in his throat—the real-life simulation holographic realm of the explosion of the small universe ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

The cow and the owner of the cow stopped in front of Mary.

A large group of monsters were pulled behind - the number of which is obviously not something that a senior Taoist priest who has not yet become a fairy and is not a GM can solve.

I made up my mind about Max's embarrassment just now, Yalar grinned silently, and sent a request to form a team, and there was a quick response. After forming a team, Mary took the position where Max was originally, and Max went to After retreating, it took the two of them a while to get rid of the monster. Unfortunately, nothing exploded except the potion.

——Sure enough, you can't team up with rich people to explode equipment. It's estimated that it will take a year to explode, and you won't even be able to explode Purgatory.

Comrade Yalar, who can't shit and is hard (sorry for being vulgar), began to have dark thoughts in his heart.

【Current】mary: How come the wormhole is here?Tianzun can only explode in Chiyue, huh?

[Current] max: Well.

【Current】mary: Oh...

what is that? ?Yalar wanted to ask, but after typing a few words, he felt that it was inappropriate - Max doesn't know you very well, so he wants you to do too much.

[Current] max: Didn't read the update announcement?

【Current】mary: Huh?

what is that?Yalar scratched his head, and suddenly remembered that the game had been updated before entering the game, but it was true that he hadn’t seen the content—after all, new content is not released every time an update is made, sometimes it’s just regular server upgrades and maintenance That's all.

Without waiting for Yalar to ask, Max explained spontaneously.

[Currently] max: There will be a celebration event on Friday, the [-]th day of server launch, when there will be a large-scale zombie attack on the city, I heard that this event is a hit.

[Currently] max: The active map is in Tucheng. If zombies enter the safe zone of Tucheng and kill the NPC "Veteran", even if the siege is successful, the prices of all maps on the server will increase by 50% and for three weeks, players Plant seeds can be planted in three places: Wormhole, Zuma, and Pig Hole. Planting them in the city can help resist zombies. The time required for these plants to grow seems to be different according to the level. The plant seeds that explode in the daylight are the highest Yes, so I'll take a look.

Oh……

The time, place, person, event and purpose are all clearly stated.

It was the first time I saw Max talk so much to himself, Yalar almost wanted to applaud =. =

[Currently] max: Are you listening?

……

This guy is really impatient, Yalar pouted——

[Currently] Mary: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, hey, is it really okay for the development team to copy the idea of ​​a small game like this?Plants vs Zombies.

[Current] max: Do you still play that kind of game?

[Current] mary: ==.

[Current] max: childish.

Yalar: Boss, bring me a bowl of Nei Niu Man Mian. ==.

[Current] mary: Milk didn't come with you? (Calmly change the topic without explaining.)

It was Mammon's turn to frown on the computer side—what's the matter with Edward?

[Currently] max: He is pregnant, so he can't keep facing the computer.

【Current】mary: Oh, pregnant?It’s okay to be pregnant~ By the way, why don’t you ask me to marry you?