[Online game] Shut up if you buy it for a dime

On the broken arm of the cliff soaring into the clouds, you will see a small white flower blooming silently among the rocks; in the vast blue sky, among the wild geese that line up in the word "Two" for a while and form the word "B" for a while, you will see A swan; in the tropical rainforest covered by trees and trees, you will find a fragile little yellow chrysanthemum under the overlord flower flowing with halazi...

They are not born to want to be non-mainstream, they are just forced.

This is the nature version of the idiom story "A thing must be reversed".

Yalar is the gorgeous flower blooming among a group of wolves, tigers and leopards.

At the age of five, he began to watch a group of men in black doing actual combat exercises without changing his face, calmly carried forward the spirit of "I found a dime on the side of the road", and flew out of the mouth of the brother (uncle) who fell at his feet His front teeth were passed back to him calmly.

At the age of seven, under the leadership of a strange maize named Burr, I knew for the first time that there is a small thing in this world, which can kill all the living creatures you hate in just three seconds—including the class next door. It was Della the brat who pinched his cheek.

At the age of nine, he formally learned to use this thing called "gun".

At the age of ten, he learned how to assemble a gun by himself.

11 years old, haven't practiced for half a year, only remember that the first one seems to be loading the barrel.

At the age of 12, under the oppression of his father's black face, the devil trained to regain the memory of gun skills.

At the age of 13, his father fell in love, and the child became a sheep-herding boy. Guns and other things were just floating clouds, but the school opened a course called sewing, and he was very interested.

At the age of 14, as soon as he entered the female celebrity family, the hero was a passerby...

In a purely male organization, full of people with facial paralysis, indifference, violence, mania, and mighty muscles, at some point, a prince appeared.

The prince always has a polite smile, talks a lot, but always speaks slowly, and looks intently into the eyes of the interlocutor when he speaks.When I was young, I was afraid that my small face would wrinkle and cry immediately. When I grew up, I would use wet and round animal-like eyes to win sympathy and attack. I sat calmly in the sewing class and learned how to make a dress with the girls. sleeves.

In the eyes of those male compatriots who think they are real men, Yalaer is simply too sissy, and gradually alienated and no longer willing to talk to this sissy who only plays with women.

But these real? Guys can't easily lift up a table and throw it at the hooligans without hesitation when the girls in the class are molesting the outsiders.

Then, Yalar became the common thing in the minds of boys and girls, prince and son.

In the words of the little prince Alar - sewing is an art of life, which can make people feel peaceful.

Although the monks would feel a lot of pressure when they heard this sentence, Yalar did it.

After returning to the room, he was going to sleep after taking a bath, but the moment he went to bed, he found that he had no sleep at all - his mind was full of his father's emotional speech just now, "I believe you can" "I will do it for you" Proud" was the first time in 19 years...Yaral held the half-formed rabbit doll in his hand and stretched his neck, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, a little bubbling in beauty.

It was close to three o'clock in the morning, after connecting the fluffy rabbit tail stuffed with cotton to the rabbit's buttocks, Yalar looked up at the time, and then felt a little sleepy. The soft cotton wool was stuffed back under the bed, Yala tiptoed back into the warm and soft quilt, covered it with the quilt, and fell asleep contentedly.

then……

Yalar had a very scary dream.

He dreamed that the legendary "teacher" his father found was Max.Although I couldn't see the face clearly, I clearly remembered that the person seemed to be sneering and sneering with a paralyzed face from the beginning to the end, and even hit someone with TAT when he couldn't communicate well.As a result, he got worse and worse. Max said that every ten bullets with a passing rate of less than 80% had to face the wall and shout "I love you max"...

As a result, he yelled "Max I love you" to the snow-white wall that day.

When Max in the dream told him with a grinning grin that today's practice was over, Yalar finally woke up—feeling a sense of rejoicing after a catastrophe, Yalar clutched his chest, sweating coldly, and concluded a Reason: The dream last night was the scariest nightmare this year, bar none.

An unknown great god once said: Reality is the most abusive stepmother.

Aral dragged his exhausted skin home from school in medical theory class—he did not forget that today was the first time he met the teacher his father had mentioned.

When parking the bicycle in the garage, Yalar saw another car in the garage, turned around and found that it was a Land Rover... People who like to use this kind of car that rampages like a bull these days are not That's too much, Yalar rubbed his chin in thought, always felt that this car looked familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it.

After pondering over and over in this way, Yalar suddenly exerted the legendary sixth sense of a man, and instinctively felt that there might be something bad about the master-student meeting this time.

As a result, as soon as he entered the room, the three people sitting on the sofa opposite his father, Yalar stopped at the door, and had the urge to turn around and run away in tears——

Ah ha ha ha ha ha.

The legendary teacher turned out to be an acquaintance~~~

It's really, really great.

He finally knew that the Land Rover looked so familiar to Mao, because his mother was the twin of the Land Rover that took him home and didn't have dinner! ! ! ! ! ! !

It's just that there is no police badge on the car that I don't know if it's my brother or my brother =, =.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, everyone in the hall suddenly stopped talking, and focused on the person who stood at the door with a painful expression like "the end of the world is actually real and it's tomorrow".

Edward smiled and narrowed his eyes: "Hey, kid, long time no see."

Mammon sat on the sofa without looking at him. Although there was no expression on his face, his eyes swishing like silver needles showed that the old man was not in a very good mood at the moment.

Aral thought, at least he had to bite the bullet and say hello.

But what happened to the bald old man sitting between Mammon and Edward, wearing a police uniform with countless shiny badges and a beer belly up to 1.7 meters, looking at him lovingly =口=...

So the corners of his mouth twitched, and finally what came out of Yalar's mouth was—"Father, I remember that you said that you should not have too much contact with public officials."

"..."

"..."

"..."

After an embarrassing silence, only Joshua showed no sign of embarrassment. He pointed to an empty sofa like the Jade Emperor, motioning his son to take a seat.

Yalar sat down firmly on his buttocks.

Joshua pointed to the bald old man with a beer belly on the opposite side. The old man straightened his back and tried to make himself look taller. Joshua raised his chin: "Reguis," he said after a pause, the corners of his mouth almost twitching. He twitched knowingly, "You can call him Uncle Regis."

... Uncle, I am still a grandpa = dish = ... "Uncle Regis."

Officer Reguis heaved cheerfully, his ruddy face piled up like an...an apple that had been treated with hormones and several layers of pesticides.

Yalar subconsciously sat back.

Moore Reguis patted his beer belly indifferently, and sighed: "I said Joshua, your son is really good, look at this pink and tender, how does it look like my two sons, tsk tsk .” After speaking, he shook his head in disgust.

Edward glanced at his father condescendingly, his dislike was obvious.

Mammon didn't even lift her eyelids.

Aral refrained from jumping up and strangling the wretched old man to death, trying hard to think that the disproportionate father and son in front of him might help him overthrow Darwin's theory of biological evolution.

Joshua was Joshua, and he nodded flatly: "Thank you."

Moore Reguis was grinning to himself again, stretched out his sausage-like fat hand and patted his younger son's back twice, then felt the hard hand, and retracted it resentfully, paused , Said: "Alar, right? Look, your father asked me to let my son teach you gun skills. Well, maybe you don't like Edward being a little old." Reguis pointed at Edward and clicked twice , "So I brought Mammon here, he is in the same grade as you, and his gun skills are not inferior to your brother~~~~~"

So this is actually a blind date scene, right...

Yalar died under the attack of the wretched old man's ecstatic wavy line. Before he died, he threw out a sentence: "No, no need...my father said, keep a safe distance from the police."

Hearing this, Moore Reguis turned his face, looked at Joshua reproachfully and accused: "You are smearing the police department, we are not so scary."

...What's the matter with this aggrieved tone=_,=.

Yalar wanted to insert his own ears.

With his fat belly trembling, Moore Reguis left the silent Joshua, turned his head to look at Aral giggling and slapping his thighs, and the various golden badges on his body sounded like the Like a wind chime, "Son, don't listen to your father, you have to believe that the military and civilian fish and water family are relatives."