[Online game] Shut up if you buy it for a dime

=口=...Yaral is Spartan.

After draining his brain, the essence remains, and he never imagined that Max could say such a creative thing after he messed up everything.

Yalar silently opened the bag, and moved the mouse to the scroll to return to the city...

Huh? ! одо

The right hand... the right hand doesn't obey the command... одо!

Chick Chick Chick ~~~~ Smack your fingers! !Can't go, can't go to TAT! ! ! !

Sigh--

Under the unauthorized action of his right hand, Yalar flew back to the big city of Beech.

Yalar, who was standing in the safe zone, was in a cold sweat at this moment, feeling a lot of pressure—what's the matter with jumping to the temple to get married in such a hurry and with a little joy?

Holding down his right hand, dragging it from the mouse and pressing it on the computer desk, Yalaer jiggled imagining what would happen if he really got married?

……

Behind Max, in addition to the cow named Max, there will be another him with the title of his next wife (max).

When going to level up, max is responsible for attracting monsters, he will rush up side by side with the cow, fight with monsters, when he runs out of blood, max will add blood to him, if he is low defense, max will give him a defense talisman, and become a Taoist Equipped with max, and equipped with samurai, keep it for yourself, you and me.

When going to PK, max sprayed the enemy with anti-virus powder layer by layer. He dragged people to prevent them from running away. Max stood behind, sometimes healed up, sometimes smashed talismans, and finally stomped the person, knocking him away. , the two cooperated seamlessly, and their affection was strong——what a picture of a harmonious and happy married life...

What a ghost! ! ! ! =dish=

FROM [private chat] max: Why don't you come?

Just when Yalar hit the wall and beat the ground and struggled with self-awareness to survive or die, and the bloody corpses were scattered all over the field, max sent another private chat——the feeling guy is getting impatient.

Tsk tsk, look at this tone: "If you don't come, I'll leave and you won't get married. Don't hurry up if you don't have this shop in this village."

The veins on the forehead popped up, and Yalar rushed back to the front of the computer with a grim face, tucked his right hand under his buttocks and pressed it firmly, gritted his teeth and pressed it with a finger of his left hand happily——

TO [private chat] max: I just want to join the club! ! ! !I don't want you! !

Then, Max remained calm.

FROM [private chat] max: Oh.

"..."

Oh oh oh, oh your sister! ! =dish=

With my toes, I can think of a guy with a blurry face on the other side of the computer, with a radiant radiance on his face, sitting in front of the computer with a paralyzed face, moving his fingers, typing a word calmly—oh .

==I found out for the first time that the word [oh] is also a TAT that can make people feel stuck.

TO [private chat] max: Who wants to marry you, who wants alms from you~~ Knowing that you are married, what is there to do? !Green tree elves, right? I'm also the Mother of the Earth! ! (Big tree elf: Actually, I am a big tree elf. I feel pressured to be forced to change my name to Lu after being shot while lying down.)

FROM [private chat] max: Do you still know your own Virgin?Know why not change?

……

Yalar was about to have a heart attack.

It turns out that in Max's eyes, he actually has the attributes of the Virgin Mary White Lotus...

So just now Max was curious, since he knew he was sick, why didn't he seek treatment.

The biggest killer in the world is a serious and poisonous tongue, especially when the other party seems to be very worried about his own situation - even a heart made of diamonds will be broken.

Yalar has a heart of crystal clear glass.

Then, it shattered into powder.

……

What did Yalar do in response to max?

……

Yalar did nothing...

he……

He is offline =_, =.

——The ancients told us that the boat will naturally go straight when it reaches the bridgehead, but they did not say that if the bridgehead collapses, the boat will naturally sink.

This story tells us that sometimes, escape is also a virtue. ╮(╯▽╰)╭-

"Baozi... I have something to tell you, that your father—"

When Mo Dao opened the door and entered, what he saw was such a scene—Yaral was pressed under his buttocks with one hand, leaning forward slightly to get closer to the computer, with a helpless and lost expression on his face.Mo Dao groaned, "Son, do you have hemorrhoids?"

The glass heart had been shattered into particles. Facing Mo Dao's attack, Yalar, who was already invulnerable, turned his face away and blinked blankly: What?

What a good boy, look at this melancholy and melancholy look, tsk tsk.Mo Dao looked worried and worried, as if he wanted to help him but didn't dare to move him easily, Qi Qi Ai Ai hesitated and said: "Well...Actually, men have such small unspeakable secrets... For example, what about hemorrhoids? Yes, I still need some medicine... If it doesn't work, I have to go to the hospital, if you just cover it with your hands, it won't get better, right...?"

Yalar opened his mouth, weakly trying to say something, but was interrupted by Mo Dao——

"Well, don't be afraid if a piece of something falls out, you can get it off in the hospital... Cough cough, you can temporarily treat it as a small tail." Mo Dao blinked.

……

This year's best cure award: Please think of hemorrhoids as having a cute little tail.

Although it is not kind to ask like this, Yalar suddenly wanted to know a question that he had never had any doubts——

For so many years, his rigid, serious and omnipotent father, who betrayed ethics and hooked up with the wrong other nerve, the combination of the two has such a heavy-duty mate selection standard that he fell in love with this man in front of him. The person who created the theoretical standard of "hemorrhoids = cute little tails".

Calmly pulling his right hand out from under his buttocks, Yalar blinked: "==I don't have hemorrhoids."

Mo Dao still looked at him lovingly with the expression "Don't be shy to say".Aral sighed, and decided not to talk to him too much so as not to start the topic again, "You just said my dad? What's wrong with him?"

"Ah, that's right," Mo Dao clapped his hands, "Your father has something to tell you and asked you to go to the study..."

"Oh, I'll go there." Yalar said, turning around and holding the mouse again. Anyway, the game is also off, so he simply shuts down the computer, and when he comes back from his father, he takes a shower and goes to sleep.

Mo Dao stood at the door anxiously, hesitant to speak.

Yalar looked at him, puzzled: "What's wrong?"

Mo Dao's eyes flicked across Yalar's buttocks sitting on the chair... Yalar moved uneasily, and suddenly felt that his buttocks were swept into honeycombs by machine guns, "Or, let me tell him, Let him come and find you by himself?"

==+...

In order to prove his innocence, Yalar quickly stood up from the chair and walked towards the study.

Only Mo Dao was left standing there alone, scratching his head, and said embarrassingly: "So it really doesn't have a small tail." (...)

On a late autumn night, the heavy curtains of the floor-to-ceiling windows in the study were folded together, shutting out the whistling wind outside the windows.The trees that have grown too vigorously throughout the summer have not yet been pruned at this time, and the dead branches beat the huge glass made of special material. Thanks to the gift of the curtains, when the sound penetrated into the study room, it was already so subtle There are intermittent crackling sounds, the light source of the whole room comes from a dim reading light on the huge log desk.

Joshua sat on the large comfortable chair expressionlessly, without saying a word, and looked at his son who was sitting obediently across the desk with deep and unpredictable eyes.

Yalar raised his eyelids and carefully peeked at his father, and quickly looked away the moment he met his gaze.

What remains in my mind is my father's handsome face behind the bright yellow light and the penumbra behind the shadow.

……

a long time.

As if he was satisfied enough to frighten his son enough with bastard air (…), Joshua changed his posture, resting his chin with one hand, tapped his fingers on the table slowly, and said slowly: "I know what to do here Is it?"

"...I don't know." TAT...

No matter if he didn't know, Joshua didn't bother with him, he casually took a stack of papers from his hand, and threw it in front of Yalar.

Yalar first shrank his neck in fright from the wind brought by the paper, then stretched his head cautiously, and glanced at the content on it——

The ink color of the black pen used by the father, the familiar handwriting reveals a strong force, and some familiar numbers and words are listed one by one——Joshua Morakot, the head of the Morakot family, handwritten and collected by the son Statistical summary of firearms performance.

Aral was depressed.

"Trust you've been notified about that survival drama event."

"Yes, father."

"The completion rate of the seventh ring and above does not exceed 65%. Tell me, with this kind of score, if your partner is a waste who can only use a scalpel, how are you going to survive a week in the tropical jungle and finally sit down again?" it's here?"

"..."

"Or should I adopt another son tomorrow, lest the Morakot family have no successors?"

"Uh……"

"I reminded you, Yalar." Joshua squinted his eyes and said softly, "You are the one who is looking for your own death. When your life is dying, no one will stop time for you and let you press the button. Ridiculous positioning equipment, and then waiting for the rescue team to bring you out, and before that, they can't even guarantee that in the end your coffin is not a complete body."

For a moment, Yalar had the mentality of retreating, and wanted to jump up and yell. Since he was afraid of his inexplicable death, why didn't he just quit this boring and stupid trial? !

However, in the end, he just moved and remained silent.

Joshua seemed to have the ability to read minds, hooked the corners of his lips, and easily swept the paper on the table to the ground with a wave of his palm, "Exiting is a coward's choice, Yalaer. Sometimes, those words that your mother Mo Dao read The novel is not entirely ridiculous, at least, it has one sentence right: the weakness of shrinking before pride is more terrible than the loss of life."

Not to mention being the future heir of a family.

Weakness brings you closer to death.

Aral understood what his father meant.

Unexpectedly, the restless mood suddenly calmed down.

Returning to the silent study room, the oppressive atmosphere suddenly dissipated, and the bright yellow light seemed to soften.

Yalar nodded, his voice no longer trembled, but with some boyish tenacity and stubbornness: "Yes, father, I will not quit, and I will eventually win excellent grades."

Joshua looked into the opposite pair of eyes with the same color as his own, and some emotions in him suddenly reminded him of himself when he was young.

So the lines of his face finally softened, and he nodded with satisfaction. Joshua finally said the most important thing: "Maybe Burr is not suitable to be your instructor. I found another person for you. Starting next week, you follow He contacts."

"Uh, can I ask who that person is..." Yalar said cautiously.

Joshua smiled: "You will know when the time comes, well, I just want to tell you this news tonight, the surprise is that you let me get some other reassuring information. Now you can go back to the room Go to sleep."

... Before he had time to think about the meaning of his father's words, Yalar jumped up from the chair with his buttocks as if he had been pardoned.

The moment he opened the study door and stepped out, Aral heard his father's steady voice coming from behind——

"Twenty-five years ago, I spent four days to complete this trial and obtained one-third of the family's executive power from my father. Today, 25 years later, I will make this promise just like your grandfather .”

"You have what I didn't have, so I believe you can. When you get what you deserve from me, then, I'll be proud of you, son."