Little hooligan VS big tail wolf

After exiting the game interface, Yu Ziyu yawned big, and glanced at the time on the screen: Damn, it's almost four o'clock again.Clicking to turn off the computer, Yu Ziyu stared at the pages that were exiting one by one on the monitor and stretched his waist.

Just as he was stretching to the cool spot, the phone rang suddenly.Yu Ziyu was startled, and he didn't finish stretching, as if he was about to ejaculate and was suddenly interrupted, which made him very uncomfortable.

"Damn it, who is it?! Call at this hour..." Yu Ziyu picked up the phone awkwardly, "Damn! Daqi."

His first reaction was that someone was making trouble in the bar and asked him to help.

"Hello? What's the matter?!"

"Come here quickly, there is someone here who drank too much..."

"Isn't it the whole thing?!"

"No, it's because I drank too much and lay on the table and couldn't wake up."

"what?"

"You know this person, he is a buddy from the last time you drank with a few people."

"Last time? Which last time?" Yu Ziyu often drank at Fang Daqi's place with his friends, and couldn't remember it for a while.

"It's just... you once sang and cursed people, and then you borrowed money from me to give it to them..."

Yu Ziyu slapped his head, "Oh—a wolf with a big tail!"

"What kind of wolf is not wolf. Come here quickly, this buddy came in when there were no customers. Because you had a lot of trouble last time, the waiters knew him, and they drank a lot of flowers that time A lot of money, we are embarrassed to say that the door is about to close, who knows that he drank endlessly as soon as he sat down. Until just now, when I was about to leave, I realized that he had fallen asleep. I see you drank with them later that day I'm very happy, don't you know him well? Do you know where his home is? Come and help send him back, you can't let him lie here all the time!"

Yu Ziyu was about to say that he didn't know where his home was, but then he thought that Daqi must have no other way to call him at this time. Anyway, he had dealt with Ji Feng a few times before, so he didn't care about this situation. I really can't ignore it.

"Okay then, just wait a moment, I'll go right away."

After speaking, Yu Ziyu hung up the phone, took his mobile phone and keys and went out.

Yu Ziyu's home is very close to Houhai, about ten minutes by bicycle.

As soon as he entered the room, he saw a table with Ji Feng lying unconscious on one side and Fang Daqi frowning and smoking a cigarette on the other.

"Oh! Brother, you are here. I almost fell asleep with him here." Fang Daqi stubbed out the cigarette and stood up.

Yu Ziyu walked behind Ji Feng and pushed, "Oh! Wake up!"

"Don't do it, it's useless. My throat was almost broken and he didn't respond."

"Damn, you won't die from drinking, will you?"

"No, I tried it, and I'm still alive. I was still snoring just now."

Yu Ziyu put his hands on his hips, "Here's a cigarette."

Fang Daqi handed him the cigarette and lighter, and he lit the cigarette, "When did you come?"

"Two o'clock."

"one person?"

"Alone. Just look around when you come in, and ask why no one is singing. I guess I want to find you."

"Bitch, I'm addicted to being scolded."

Fang Daqi looked at Yu Ziyu, "Isn't he your friend?"

"Bullshit friend. Just acquaintance."

"Ah? Then do you know where his home is?"

"do not know."

"Then you're still here?"

"What will you do if I don't come? Do you want you to sit here and wait for him to wake up?"

"I don't know where he lives. What's the use of you coming here? Wait for him to wake up with me?"

"Did you try to make a call on his mobile phone and find a friend of his?"

"It's not easy to move your mobile phone? Besides, I don't think you are his friend."

Yu Ziyu took a puff on his cigarette and thought about it seriously, "Yes, yes. He must have come by car, let's take him to the car."

"Huh? Such a hot day?"

"Turn on the air conditioner."

"It will suffocate to death from lack of oxygen."

"Open that window."

"What if something goes wrong?"

"No, just don't open too much."

The two rummaged through Ji Feng's pocket to find the car keys, and then carried him to the parking place on the street.

It was 04:30, and there were not many cars on the street.Yu Ziyu took the car key and pressed it, and one car beeped twice.

It was only when Yu Ziyu walked up to him that he realized that this was not the car that hit him.

Oh shit!Birdman with several cars and several flats, it's midnight and morning, and I have to make me, a poor and white little P, to wipe your ass.Close the windows for you in a while and don't turn on the air conditioner for you, it will suffocate you!If Fang Daqi hadn't been by his side, Yu Ziyu would have kicked the car hard.

Opening the car door, Yu Ziyu and Fang Daqi stuffed Ji Feng into the back seat.

"Okay, let's go." Yu Ziyu said to Fang Daqi, "I'll fix the car window later."

Fang Daqi looked at the time on his phone, "That's fine. I'll go back to sleep first. I have to serve wine in the afternoon. You can fix it, so nothing will happen."

"know."

Fang Daqi left.Yu Ziyu took the car key and lit the car, and opened the two front windows.Think about it and think it’s not enough, then close it halfway, and think about it again, it’s not enough and turn it into a third of the way...

After working for a long time, Yu Ziyu was sweating profusely.Turning back to look at Ji Feng, he hesitated: This is the early morning, the coolest time, if you just sleep like this in the car for five or six hours, you might really suffocate to death all morning.

After a fierce ideological struggle, Yu Ziyu decided not to let him stay in the car alone.After dragging Ji Feng out of the car, Yu Ziyu raised his arm to his shoulders to support his body, and locked the car again.Then Yu Ziyu did something that he thought his head was flooded.He carried Ji Feng, which was two sizes bigger than himself, on his back and walked towards his home.

At the beginning, Ziyu felt that cycling back and forth for this distance was really nothing.Later, when he left in pain and wanted to take a taxi, he found that he forgot to take out his wallet.Finally, when he remembered that he could get money from Ji Feng, they had already arrived at Yu Ziyu's house downstairs, and it was almost dawn.

At this moment, Yu Ziyu felt that his eyes were dizzy and his legs were trembling, and he was about to vomit blood.Think about floors: the fourth floor.He was completely hopeless.

Putting Ji Feng on the ground against the wall, Yu Ziyu squatted in front of him and slapped him across the face.What a cool word!Yu Ziyu feels that there is nothing more enjoyable than this in the world.Sucking his back molars with his mouth tilted, he raised his hand and slapped again, "Hey! Dead pig! Have you had enough sleep?! Wake up!"

"Uh huh..." Ji Feng unexpectedly gasped!

In the hot weather, Yu Ziyu shivered, and instead pinched his chin and shook vigorously, "Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! If I don't wake up again, I'll go upstairs and leave you here alone!"

Monsoon opened his eyes.

"Damn!" Yu Ziyu wondered if the big-tailed wolf had been pretending to be asleep all the way, "Are you awake? Get up and go by yourself!"

"Hmm... what? Where is this..." Ji Feng's eyes were only opened two slits.

"This is the corridor of my house! Get up for me quickly! The men and women doing morning exercises will come out in a while! They will be seen!" Yu Ziyu got up and grabbed Ji Feng's arm and pulled it up vigorously.

Ji Feng remained motionless like a rock, "Don't...don't pull me, I myself..."

He supported the wall and stood up by himself, but the next second he fell towards Yu Ziyu again.Yu Ziyu quickly caught him, "Okay, okay... let's go! Come upstairs with me, lift your legs! Hurry up!"

"Water...I want...to drink water..." Ji Feng rubbed his head on top of Yu Ziyu's.

Yu Ziyu dragged him up the steps with all his strength, "Go upstairs, you go upstairs first...you'll be there when you get home..."

After a lot of effort, Yu Ziyu finally brought the disoriented and delirious Ji Feng back home.Throwing him on the sofa, Yu Ziyu let out a long breath and sat beside him.

After a while, Yu Ziyu suddenly felt a little unbelievable: Why did I bring this annoying guy home? !What should we do now? !

After thinking about it, Yu Ziyu decided to let the big-tailed wolf sleep on the sofa like this.Although his two long legs seemed to be propped on the armrest of the sofa uncomfortably, Yu Ziyu felt that he could be regarded as the most benevolent and righteous as an enemy who disliked each other.

Standing up and walking two steps towards the bedroom, Yu Ziyu was ready to do it to the end, and then brought a blanket for Ji Feng.

As soon as he took the blanket out of the pile of sundries, Yu Ziyu heard a few strange noises coming from the living room.After pricking up his ears and listening for a few seconds, he suddenly reacted and rushed out of the room.

But it was still a step too late, Ji Feng vomited, and lay down on his sofa without even moving his bed.

This sofa was purchased from the flea market when the landlord gave Yu Ziyu a rent increase last year.But now...

Ji Feng breathed out, wiped his mouth and turned around, "Water..."

Standing on the ground, Yu Ziyu struggled in his heart: should he pour a basin of cold water on his head right away?Or should I boil a pot of boiling water and pour it on his face?

In the end, Yu Ziyu drenched a towel, and gave Ji Feng half a bottle of mineral water he drank.Ji Feng drank all the water in one gulp, threw the towel on the ground and fell back beside his vomit.

Yu Ziyu was on the verge of collapse, he really wanted to slap himself hard: Yu Ziyu!Are you fucking full? !Why did you bring him back? !Was he suffocated in the car, or was he lying on the side of the road and being crossed in circles and doing your shit? !