Little hooligan VS big tail wolf

Cursing is scolding, Yu Ziyu himself drank like this before, he knew that even if he could curse the dead back to life, it would be impossible to wake Ji Feng up, so he gritted his teeth and still treated the dead man Drag it up again.

First stripped off his clothes, picked up a towel and wiped his face and body twice, then picked him up and moved into the bedroom and threw him on his own bed.Then he went back to the living room and threw Ji Feng's clothes together with the torn sofa cover in the corner.

The bucket on the water dispenser had been empty for several days, and Ji Feng drank the last half of the bottle just now, so Yu Ziyu had no choice but to go to the kitchen to get a bowl of tap water and drink it down.After drinking the water he felt exhausted and dying.Not wanting to think about anything, Yu Ziyu went back to the bedroom, took off his clothes and pants, and lay down next to Ji Feng, and soon fell into a half-dream and half-awake state.

"Baby..."

In a trance, Yu Ziyu seemed to hear such a dream coming from behind him, and before he could confirm whether he was dreaming, a salty pig's hand crawled to his waist like a snake, and Yu Ziyu suddenly woke up in a cold sweat , just about to jump up and curse, but the hand took advantage of the trend and hooked him into Ji Feng's arms easily.

"You fucking..."

Before Yu Ziyu could even utter a word of curse, Ji Feng rolled over and held him down.

"Baby..." Ji Feng yelled again stickily, and his mouth that smelled of alcohol gnawed on Yu Ziyu's neck.

Yu Ziyu felt that his lumbar, thoracic and cervical vertebrae protruded all at once, and he was stiff and unable to move.

Ji Feng gnawed and gnawed at the ground and finally gnawed enough. When he raised his head, a pair of blurred eyes looked at Yu Ziyu, "Why are you so thin?"

Yu Ziyu quickly took the opportunity to push him hard, but he didn't expect him to be dead, so Yu Ziyu didn't push him all at once.Seeing his eyes closed and coming towards his lips again, Yu Ziyu grabbed his hair wittily.

Ji Feng's scalp hurt, and he suddenly opened his eyes to wake up, "Little rascal?"

Yu Ziyu didn't care about responding to him, so he pushed his shoulder with the other hand and lifted it upwards.The body finally had room to move, and Yu Ziyu got out of the body in time and turned over and got out of bed.

Rushing into the bathroom, Yu Ziyu immediately turned on the faucet and began to wash his neck.After washing enough, he raised his head and looked in the mirror: his neck was blindingly red.I don't know if it was eaten by Ji Feng or washed by himself.

"Damn it!" Yu Ziyu sternly turned off the faucet and peed again.

Back in the bedroom, Ji Feng had fallen asleep again with his back to the door.Yu Ziyu walked to the bedside and kicked his butt angrily, "Smelly shameless! Old glass!"

Ji Feng scratched his butt, it didn't seem to be affected by anything, and he still slept soundly.

As soon as it was noon, the monsoon woke up with stuffy air and unpleasant smells.

What is this place?He shook his dizzy head and pinched the center of his eyebrows.I turned my head and looked around: on the left are several boxes of CDs that have been spilled on the ground, and some of the covers are still flesh-colored.In front is a computer desk less than half a meter away from the bed and a dirty desktop computer. A guitar is poked behind the monitor. Next to the mouse is an ashtray with cigarette butts inserted into a potted plant and a bucket of instant noodle paper. That unpleasant smell seems to come from there.On the right is a wardrobe with half of the door missing, and all the clothes in the wardrobe are tangled together.etc!What's under the clothes? !It was a translucent plastic storage box, the lid of the box was not closed tightly, and inside... there was a pink underwear with lace lace revealing a cup that was at least an E!But no matter how you look at it, this is a place where men live!

Depend on!This is the perverted room!Ji Feng suddenly jumped up from the bed, and then he saw a half-naked person lying on the ground between the bed and the wardrobe, with a familiar wing tattoo on his neck.

"Little rascal!" Ji Feng shouted.

Yu Ziyu moved, turned around and struggled for more than ten seconds, rubbed his sleepy eyes and sat up, "Huh? Are you awake? What time is it?"

"What kind of place is this?!" Ji Feng asked loudly as he stood on the bed with his legs akimbo.

Yu Ziyu scratched the hair that had rolled into a chicken coop and climbed onto the bed, "Where is it? My house."

"Your house?! Why am I at your house?!"

Yu Ziyu casually grabbed the cigarette and lighter from the bedside table and lit a cigarette, "You still have the face to ask me? I don't know what kind of drink I got yesterday?"

Ji Feng thought for a while, "That's right! Am I not at the bar?"

"Yes."

"and then?"

"Then..." Yu Ziyu looked up at him, "Can you sit down, don't you feel dizzy from drinking so much yesterday?"

Ji Feng sat down, and Yu Ziyu threw the cigarette and lighter to him, "Then you drank like a dead body, and the bar owner called me. He saw that we had a drink last time, and thought you were my friend. I couldn't wake you up after I went, I wanted to throw you in your car, but seeing the heat and fearing that you would suffocate, I carried you home."

"Back?" Ji Feng also lit the cigarette, took a puff and looked at the cigarette case.

"Yeah, you don't even know how heavy you are, like a dead pig."

"Why don't you drive my car?"

"I haven't touched the steering wheel since I got the book. Do you dare to let me drive?"

"Then why don't you take a taxi?"

"I forgot my wallet."

"Then why don't you take my money?"

"I didn't expect that. Besides, I don't dare to move your money. If you say you lost it, who can I talk to?"

"You... well, forget it." Ji Feng wiped his eyes, "Thank you."

"Thank you, no need, wash the sofa cover for me."

"Huh? A sofa cover?"

"You vomited on my couch!"

"Ah? Is that so...then...I'll give you the money and you take it outside to wash it."

Yu Ziyu rolled his eyes at him, "No need."

"Then... I'll ask my cleaning lady to do the cleaning?"

Yu Ziyu was helpless, "Forget it, I'll just tell you, I have a washing machine."

"Oh, um...then... eh? What's wrong with your neck?" Ji Feng seemed to have discovered a new continent, he opened his eyes wide and probed for a closer look.

Yu Ziyu covered his neck and blushed, "It's okay! I was bitten by... a mosquito, and I caught it myself."

Ji Feng looked down at his half-naked body, "Why am I alright?"

"Mosquitoes don't like the smell of copper, so of course they won't bite you." Yu Ziyu pinched the cigarette butt, picked up the blanket that he had laid under him on the floor and shook it, "Okay, don't talk about it. It's useless. You Quickly pack up and get out of here."

It was very unpleasant to be told to get out, but Ji Feng felt a little sorry for the little rascal, so he didn't bother with him.

"Actually, I have nothing to do today, but it's too hot here." Ji Feng said, looking up at the air conditioner above the computer desk, "Aren't you turning on the air conditioner? Why is it still so hot?"

"It's time to add fluoride."

"Why don't you add it?" Ji Feng went down to the ground, and even put his hand on the air outlet of the air conditioner to try it out.

"Why do you care so much? I'll leave in a while and it won't warm you up."

Ji Feng wiped the sweat off his head, "Be kind as a donkey's liver and lungs. Who cares. Where is the bathroom?"

"My fart is a big house, you can't find it yourself?"

Ji Feng went to the toilet and wanted to take a bath, but he saw that the water heater in Yu Ziyu's house was burning natural gas. He hated this old-fashioned water heater the most. It would turn off automatically if the fire was turned off once every 15 minutes, not to mention that the water temperature was too low.

So Ji Feng decided to wait until he got home before taking a shower. He rubbed his teeth with toothpaste on his fingers and washed his face.After washing, he looked around and saw that there was only a towel under the sink, so he took down the towel and began to wipe his face.

While wiping, Yu Ziyu suddenly opened the door and rushed in, "Don't use..."

"What's wrong?" Ji Feng was startled, and turned to look at him inexplicably.

In fact, there are only two towels in Yu Ziyu's bathroom, one is for wiping his face and body after taking a shower, and the other is for wiping his feet.In the morning, Yu Ziyu was drenched and handed Ji Feng his face towel, but it was thrown in the living room and he didn't take it back to the bathroom.But now, seeing Ji Feng wiping Zheng Huan with his foot towel, he couldn't say anything more.

"It's okay, you can continue." Yu Ziyu closed the door and went back to the bedroom.

"Why are you so surprised?" Ji Feng muttered, and rubbed his mouth twice with the towel.