lazy man's wife

"What joke are you playing again?" Lu Lu was taken aback by Xiao Jiaolong's words.

"I don't like joking, you can try, there will really be a baby!" Lu Xian said with a smile, and pulled Lu Lu up, "Let's go back to the room first."

"What exactly are you going to do?"

Lu Lu felt uneasy, he wanted to stop in place, but was dragged away by the unimaginably strong Lu Xian.

"Look baby!"

Lu Lu didn't know what expression to make on his face.

Lu Xian dragged Lu Lu into the bedroom and closed the door.

"Do you know where this is?" Lu Xian grabbed Lu Lu's hand with a smile, and pulled it to the position under him.

The corner of Lu Lu's mouth twitched, little Lu Lu went in and out of there all day, of course he knew what it was.

Caught in the place where Lu Xian's hand was caressing Qi restlessly, the tactile sensation in his hand was obvious only through the thin fabric.

Lu Xian's face turned red, of course he would not ignore Lu Lu's small movements.

"Don't move around." Lu Xian pulled out Lu Lu's hand, "I'll tell you something, you have to listen carefully."

"All ears."

It was rare for Lu Lu to see Lu Xian blushing, and he felt a little itchy in his heart, and his hands were groping around him restlessly.

Lu Lu, who is no longer a small CN, understands the affairs between husband and wife very well, and he is even more satisfied with his wife. Except that this wife is a bit difficult to coax, he has no other worries.

"Snapped!"

Lu Xian implemented tyranny again, a bright red palm print was branded on the back of Lu Lu's hand, making him dumbfounded, he couldn't get angry even if he wanted to.

"Lu Lu! I solemnly warn you, don't interrupt me when I'm talking!" Lu Xian overwhelmed Lu Lu, and the two fell on the bed. He looked down at Lu Lu, "Listen carefully, I can have a baby!"

Lu Lu took a breath, obviously understood that Lu Xian was not joking, his eyes sparkled, "How long is your pregnancy?"

Hearing this question, Lu Xian's ruddy smiling face crumpled instantly.

"That's the problem! I don't know when I will be able to conceive a child, and I still have to stay in my stomach for a long time before it can come out. In short, you can't dislike me just because I can't give birth now!"

Even if it's disgusting, you have to have this ability.

Moreover, despise a flood dragon?Unless he doesn't want to live anymore.

What's more...he still likes this wife quite a lot, and the more he looks at her, the more he likes her.

Lu Lu grabbed Lu Xian's hand itchingly, "Even if you can't have children, I won't dislike you, and when I was entangled with you, I thought about the future."

"Hmph! You're a good boy when you get a bargain!" Lu Xian was very happy in his heart, but he didn't want to appear too happy on the surface.

However, Lu Xian, who was so happy in his heart, immediately got down on the ground and nestled in Lu Lu's arms like a bird. His heavy pressure made Lu Lu turn over and incapable.

"Now you know my benefits, don't you?"

Lu Lu wanted to laugh, but he really did.

Lu Xian who cares about everything, Lu Xian who can see everything in his mind, and Lu Xian who is complacent...

Only by coaxing, lying, and making him obedient, can he live in peace and not be so noisy.

Is he raising his wife or his son?

As for the children, let it take its course, maybe one day you will see a baby who inherits their flesh and blood appear.Even if he couldn't see that child, he wouldn't be very disappointed.

Now is the day of the two of them who are like glue, and Lu Xian, who is full of childishness, may not be able to take care of a child.

Moreover, after many years passed, his childish wife might have been taken care of by another person.

"What are you laughing at? Are you laughing at me?" The suspicious Lu Xian "started work" again.

"Honey, you are so cute." Lu Lu, who was used to Lu Xian's suspicious character, immediately changed the subject. "Let's play and kiss, shall we?"

Jiaolong's face was bright red, and he grabbed Lu Lu's clothes excitedly to excuse himself.

"Just a few kisses is enough."

Lu Lu held Lu Xian's hand, undressing was his pleasure, and if his wife took the initiative, he would lose a lot of fun.

"If you can't do it, just say it." Lu Xian provoked.

"Looking for a fight!" Lu Lu scolded with a smile, "Do you still want to order for dinner today?"

"Actually, it's okay if you don't eat." Lu Xian didn't hesitate for a moment, and immediately leaned towards Lu Lu's mouth and kissed him. "I want to eat my husband!"

"...Forget that I didn't say that."

Lu Lu wanted to put this troublesome wife An on the bed and fix it up, and in fact he did so.

As a result, dinner time was taken up by harmonious life.

Then, the little days continued.

Finally, when he was in class on land one day, his pickle jar was delivered.

After class, Lu Lu rushed to the reception room.

Lu Lu Jiong thoughtfully held the package received in the delivery room, smelled the familiar smell, and guessed that it was a pot of mixed vegetables. He was sure that there were all kinds of vegetables in it—Mother Lu's best It's soy sauce pickles.

However, when Lu Lu returned home with the pickle jar in his arms, what greeted him was not a warm welcome from his wife, but a slipper sole.

"Throw that thing away!" Lu Xian covered his nose and stood away from Lu Lu, standing by the window with a pale face. "Throw away everything, whether it's the jar or the contents, it's best to seal it in mortar and throw it into the sea!"

"Why?" Lu Lu looked curiously at Lu Xian who had gone home one step ahead of him. "You hate the taste of pickles?"

"I hate jars!"

"Huh?" Lu Lu didn't understand even more. "This jar is handed down from my family. I have been making pickle jars for decades. When my mother came to the city to develop, my grandma forced her to carry it and didn't pass it on to my aunt. My mother has always been very precious."

He was still wondering why his mother would send this jar by mail. If this jar was charged as an antique by someone who knows the goods, wouldn't he have to pay a sky-high postage?

"Can't you throw it away?" Lu Xian looked embarrassed.

"You can't lose it." Lu Lu nodded solemnly, "You haven't told me the reason yet."

"It's such a nasty smell." Lu Xian walked out of the balcony holding his nose, "Put it down and come here, and I'll tell you why."

Lu Lu put down the pickle jar obediently, placed it at the door, and then approached Lu Xian.

"Go wash your hands first!" Lu Xian covered his nose and stepped back, "Wash off the smell before coming back."

"There are so many problems..." Lu Lu mumbled and turned into the bathroom, washing his hands back and forth twice before coming out.

When Lu Lu came to the living room, he found that his ancestral pickle jar was covered by a large water balloon and placed on the coffee table in the living room.Lu Xian was sitting on the sofa looking at the birth of this pickle jar.

"Honey, do you have any orders?" Lu Lu leaned over.

"You can see some spirits, right?" Lu Xian raised his head and asked, "Didn't you see the things on the jar?"

thing?

Lu Lu raised his eyebrows. His family's old pickle jar has been used for so long, and he hasn't seen anything wrong with it.

"This is something someone put in your house on purpose. There is a monster smell on the jar. Now it seems that the monster has no malicious intentions."

"You are very sensitive to the smell of monsters? Luo Song is also a monster, so you don't have any reaction in front of him?"

"This is the difference. There is no bloody smell on Luo Song. He should be a demon who cultivates good karma and does not harm living beings. Youyou's cousin Du Kang also has a demon spirit possessed by him, but it looks more like a familiar. There is also a person in the ghost way who drives ghosts. He has a very strong yin energy, but there is no blood. Overall, although there are many non-humans and supernatural beings in this school, there are few that must be paid attention to. Dangerous person. However, this jar gives me a bad feeling."

The serious route is unfamiliar to Lu Lu, but he looks very responsible now, and Lu Lu can't turn his eyes away from his serious look, but now is not the time to immerse himself in the world of thoughts.

Lu Lu calmed down and sat beside Lu Xian.

Lu Lu looked at the pickle jar, no matter how you look at it, it is ordinary ceramics, and because of its age, there are many stains left on the bottom of the jar, and there are blue pictures drawn on the jar, which are a few bats.

In ancient times, bats were regarded as a symbol of good fortune because they sounded the same as "Fu", so this kind of animal was indispensable on eating utensils, but there were not many bats painted on clay pots.

After looking around, Lu Lu didn't see any difference, so he had to ask his wife for advice.

"Where is the thing you said?"

"It's inside the pot. Different methods have been used when this clay pot was made. It doesn't look like possession and sealing, but it looks like..." Lu Xian pondered his words, "The method of using the blood sacrifice furnace It is refined, and it is still demon blood. This is an ordinary method of making pottery, and I have not found any specific traces of magic weapon refining. As long as you look carefully, you can see the blood-red lines on the tank body, and there are some Intense demonic power."

Lu Lu probably understood Lu Xian's words, and suddenly felt that there were more strange events around him.

Who made this clay pot?How did it spread to their family?

"A monster that can make you feel uncomfortable must be very powerful, right?" Lu Lu asked.

Lu Xian frowned unhappily, "Hmph, I don't want to be compared with them. There are only a few demon spirits that can be obtained in the Central Plains. Randomly adding an unknown demon spirit will definitely alarm those old immortals. From time to time, troublesome things will come in piles.”

"How about we bury him? Although I don't know that the person who made it spread him to humans for the above reasons, but I feel quite worried."

Lu Lu had lingering fears. The people in his family didn't provoke those monsters because of this pot. It must be because they had accumulated too many blessings in their previous lives.

"I want to take it back to see if my father can do anything. He should know these things." Lu Xian raised his head while speaking, "Do you want to go with me?"

The author has something to say: the long-lost update...

I was on a business trip for a week and had a cold and rhinitis attack, and I finally survived...

It’s okay to touch everyone and remind them, but don’t abandon them~~