lazy man's wife

After Lu Lu and the others left, Lu Lu's eldest cousin, Li Ye, was already drunk and passed out, all of which had been drunk.

A hangover until the next day, a splitting headache was nothing, but what was horrifying was that he had a nightmare all night!

He dreamed that he was thrown into a vast white room, and he couldn't see the doors and windows, and his breathing was difficult. In this white room, he could only keep dancing, and couldn't stop.It seemed that he would be eaten as soon as he stopped, and finally he was so tired that he almost died.

Suddenly, the whole world began to shake, shaking like epilepsy.

When Li Ye was shaken out of the white dream world, he woke up profusely in sweat!

"what!!!"

Bang!

The door was kicked open!

"Dreaming?" Bai Ye, who was wearing white pajamas, kicked open the door and saw Li Ye's terrified expression.

"I... I had a nightmare, it was scarier than seeing an ugly monster!"

"What nightmare?" Bai Ye walked to the bed, hugged Li Ye and patted him on the back.

"There's white everywhere, I just keep jumping up like a kangaroo or I'm going to die."

Bai Ye was slightly taken aback, and inadvertently glanced at the crystal rose on Li Ye's bedside.

"My head hurts, I'm so dizzy..." Li Ye just fell into Bai Ye's arms.

"Do you want to eat something? Sour or cold?"

"...I want to eat milk ice." Li Ye said weakly.

"Lie down for a while, I'll fix it for you right away."

Bai Ye comforted Li Ye, covered him with a quilt, and walked out of the room.

For the next day, Li Ye was ill.

Then on the third morning, Li Ye woke up again. This time he dreamed that he was trapped on an island with no one around to talk to him. He stayed on the island for countless hours and was almost tortured. crazy.

Bai Ye comforted him again, but the milk ice was useless, and Li Ye started to eat ice cream.

And then another day...

"I feel terrible……"

Bai Ye's brows were already frowning, he asked for leave and stayed at home to look at Li Ye, but he still only saw him looking uncomfortable.

"What do you want to eat?"

"I don't want to eat anything, I hate it, I hate it! I don't want to sleep anymore!"

Bai Ye pulled Li Ye away, looked into his eyes, "Listen to me, you are very tired, you want to sleep, you want to sleep..."

"I don't...hehe..."

The sound of low breathing gradually sounded, and Li Ye, who had dark circles on his face, softened all over and fell into a deep sleep.

Seeing that Li Ye was fast asleep, Bai Ye picked up the crystal rose on the head of the bed and slammed it down to the ground!

The red crystal flowers are separated from the green branches, and bright red flows out from the rose flowers, gradually dyeing the air red, and slowly rendering the room red.

"Things that pretend to be ghosts, don't let me out!"

Inside the blood-red mist, Bai Ye hugged Li Ye tightly and stood beside the bed.

"come out!"

No matter how Bai Ye shouted, the crystal looked like it was shattered, and the red mist slowly gathered around Li Ye, slowly dyeing his skin red.

No matter how Bai Ye tried to protect Li Ye against the invasion of the mist, it was of no avail.

Before the red mist dissipated, Li Ye opened his eyes.

"Xiaobai?" Misty red mist, Li Ye saw Bai Ye, his voice had a strange tone, as if he was wondering, "Do you know a house made of white jade?"

Bai Ye really froze.

"what are you saying?"

"I seem to see you. In the house, you are wearing white clothes, and the surroundings are white. It makes me dizzy."

"……That is true."

Li Ye's eyes did not leave Bai Ye's body, he looked up and down Bai Ye's face, "I also saw myself, wearing a red...wedding dress..."

Thinking of this, Li Ye's face turned red immediately, and only then did he notice that he and Bai Ye were close together, he paused for a moment when he raised his hand unexpectedly, and finally put it on Bai Ye's arm.

"Is that our previous life?"

Bai Ye's expression didn't change at all, it wasn't sad or happy, but he seemed relieved.

"Know why you dream that you're jumping non-stop?"

After confirming that the things inside the rose had no other effect, watching the redness in the room recede, Bai Ye helped Li Ye to sit on the bed.

"Did I have a convulsion in a dream?" Li Ye frowned, this kind of dream was really strange.

"That white jade room is me." Bai Ye pressed Li Ye, "You were buried alive. Someone arranged a ghost marriage and pointed you to the dead, but they didn't know that the person to marry had already reincarnated. In the end The soul after death went underground and saw me. But you never believed that you were dead, so you wanted to escape, always wanted to go out, but you couldn't see the door and window, so you suspected someone outside the house, So you kept yelling and wanted to jump out. I just watched you there until you were led away by the bull-headed horse, and then stepped into reincarnation."

Li Ye's face turned pale from fright.

"Aren't you human? I'm sorry, I...I..."

After blurting out, Li Ye was afraid that his words would hurt Bai Ye, so he panicked.

"It's okay, I know you didn't mean to say that." Bai Ye smiled slightly, "I am the spirit of things, jade has spirit, born with spirit, I am the spirit of the white jade house. The craftsman who carved me into the house was finished. , He told me that the world is greedy, he didn't want to see me being scrambled for, so he found a craftsman who was as famous as him, and regardless of the customer's request, he destroyed the underground secret passage where I was placed, and I was buried deep in the ground. I stayed in the dark place for a long, long time, and then I met you, and then my spiritual consciousness was taken out of the ground by the bull's head and horse face, and I started to practice."

Having said that, Bai Ye looked at Li Ye who was already full of surprise.

"In fact, meeting you in the last life was also an accident, and meeting you again in this life is also an accident. Seeing your normal life, I have no other thoughts, I just think we are destined, so I just stayed in this world. You shouldn't think about your past life, it will disturb your future destiny."

"I've already remembered, what are you afraid of? Are you really not human?" Li Ye grabbed Bai Ye's shoulder and shook it.

"Yes, I'm not human." Bai Ye had calculated thousands of times, but he didn't expect that Li Ye would have excited thoughts.

"My father said that our family has hereditary eyesight. I thought he was lying. It turns out that there are ghosts in the world!"

"Don't talk too much, be careful to attract unclean things." Bai Ye pulled Li Ye's hand, and he thought of the crystal rose, "There is something wrong with that crystal rose, call Lulu now, I don't know where he bought it to something weird like this."

While talking, Bai Ye frowned.

Things that can awaken people's memories of previous lives are definitely not small gadgets.

"Xiaolu won't harm me. Although his nerves are thick and straight, his ability to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages is first-class. He will never let dangerous things stay by his side."

"Anyway, let's ask."

"Okay..." Li Ye yawned, "I'll take the time to make a phone call. Can I sleep well now?"

"Wait." Bai Ye swiped his hand across the void, and the crystal "corpse" on the ground disappeared without a trace. "I'll sleep with you."

"No, my bed can only sleep with my boyfriend and relatives, you go back to sleep!"

"From today onwards, this rule has changed." Bai Ye couldn't resist, and dragged the yawning Li Ye down, putting his hands on his slender waist, "Sleep well."

"You're taking advantage of me!"

"Go to sleep, you won't have any more nightmares."

"You..." Unable to resist the drowsiness, Li Ye directly fell into a peaceful sleep.

On the other hand, Lu Lu, who has been "enjoying" the world of two with his wife, received a call from home. Lu's mother said that he had mailed a large jar of homemade pickles to Lu Lu, and asked him to pay attention to pick up the package.

Hearing this news, Lu Lu's first feeling was embarrassment.

Who would mail a jar of pickles all the way! ! !

However, after all, Lu Lu still waits for news with his mobile phone every day.

"You didn't talk about me!" Lu Xian was dissatisfied and sad, Lu Lu's hand suffered a big tooth mark.

Lu Lu, who was holding his hands and baring his teeth, endured the pain and comforted his wife who liked to bite like a puppy.

"Didn't I want to surprise her?"

"I don't believe your words easily, unless you call and say, ╭(╯^╰)╮."

"...I'll fight right now."

Lu Lu was forced to pick up the phone and pressed the call button.

"Damn boy, your skin is itchy!" As soon as the call was connected, Mama Lu's lion's roar appeared first. "Wait, touch!"

"...Mom, are you playing mahjong?"

"Red!" Lu's mother shouted so angry that Lu Lu's ears almost rang! "Little Sanyuan! You're so stupid! Give me money, give me money!"

"..."

"Boy, what do you want to say quickly, don't delay my play."

"Mom, I found a wife, a man."

"Oh," a sputtering background voice came through the phone, "I thought it was something, the other day you asked your husband and wife to give birth to a fat boy and then call me to tell me."

"...Mom, how much did you drink?"

"Get out! I didn't drink it! It's just half a catty of white water, which is the same as boiled water!"

Is half a catty less?Lu Lu broke into a cold sweat, beside him was Lu Xian who leaned over.

"I'll get out of here." Lu Lu, who was extremely obedient - he could even be said to be spineless in front of Mother Lu, immediately nodded and bowed.

"Wait a minute, remember to bring people back during the Chinese New Year. Don't come back during your [-]th holiday. I'm upset."

"Oh……"

Oh, it's not over yet, the phone is cut off with a click.

Lu Lu hurriedly put the phone aside.

At this time, Lu Xian poked his head over, tugged at Lu Lu's sleeve, and rolled his eyes with a smile.

"Husband, I heard you, my mother told me to give birth to a fat boy, O(∩_∩)O~"

"She drank too much and told nonsense, even if you want to give birth, you must have this ability." Lu Lu touched Lu Xian who was pretending to be well-behaved.

Even after suffering countless hardships at the hands of this weird wife, he is still the last one who can do anything about that cute wife.

"But I do~~~O(∩_∩)O~"

The author has something to say: Huahua~~~

This time I received an accurate notification, either on a business trip on Thursday or on Saturday and next Monday

SO, it's time to open the sunroof again...