Deep Cabinet Licking Dog Diary

Sunny Lantern Festival on Friday, February 26

In the past two days, I have tried my best to play the role of the perfect boyfriend, and I have tried my best to serve Lu Bei meticulously. I am determined to make a caring padded jacket that can adjust itself according to his body temperature at any time.

Even on the bed, I tried many difficult postures that I didn't dare to do before, climbing up to him like a vine and entwining him, trying to drown myself in the ocean of his taste.

Lu Bei was having a great time, we men take pleasure as our top priority at such a time, and don't think too much about others.He asked out of breath, "What happened recently? I have liberated my nature."

I gritted my teeth: "Your unique piece of hardware is hard to come by! Then I don't want to enjoy it." Then I turned over and said, "How many times have you used it for others, you will use it three times for me in the future." Four times and five times, until you get bald!"

Lu Bei didn't hold back, and smiled: "Then you have to be able to bear it, and take good care of it in the future, so that you don't stretch it loose."

Whoa!I was angry: "Then you have to be responsible too! Otherwise, no one wants me!"

"Responsible, responsible, for sure." He slapped my butt loudly: "We are young, let's work hard."

Today is the Lantern Festival, and it is Friday again. I have been busy preparing dinner for the evening since the afternoon.When I went out to buy vegetables, I planned to make four meat dishes, sweet and sour pork ribs, steamed sea bass, garlic oyster vermicelli, and steamed crab.As for vegetarian dishes, make tofu with shallots and braised eggplant.These are delicious, there are six dishes in total, six or six are smooth!

I set up a plate and took a photo and sent it to Lu Bei, complacently waiting for his reply.

He immediately replied to me: "It's amazing, Xiaotianer. It looks good, and it's not bad compared to the taste. It can be put out for sale." He asked again: "Would you like some soup?" He added: "Make it whatever you want A soup, plus glutinous rice balls, exactly eight dishes, eighty-eight is sent out, and it is also auspicious hahahaha."

I thought so too.

The family had already bought frozen glutinous rice balls, so I made a quick egg soup and asked him, "When will you be back?"

He said, "It's almost there, I'm off work."

He was very considerate and asked me: "I will pass by the milk tea later, what do you want to drink?"

I said: "Just buy a bucket of fat house happy water and bring it back. I want a big bottle!"

"Got it."

I found that it seems that two people have stayed together for a long time, or maybe, when they really like each other, they will involuntarily imitate each other's words and deeds, and learn each other's tone. converged.

There was some unspeakable relief and bitterness in my heart, at least, it wasn't that I didn't have all imprints left.

Although it's not as good as Shen Jing's imprint on his body and heart, I still left traces of me in a small corner of his life.

I adjusted the channel of the Lantern Festival Gala and waited for him at home, thinking about making up for the Spring Festival Gala we didn't watch together last time.

When Lu Bei got off work and saw the brightly lit and lively house, his mood naturally rose. He took a photo first, then washed his hands, and sat and waited for dinner like a good baby.

"Why do you want to eat oysters?" He asked me as he looked at the dishes I had unpacked.

I suppressed a smile: "I'm not looking at you. I've been too busy lately, and I'm trying to make up for you! A beauty salon for women, and a gas station for men!"

He raised his eyebrows and made a disdainful expression: "It's only been a few days, do you think I can't do it?"

I said: "How dare you, I'm afraid I'll exhaust your yang energy."

He wolfed down his stomach again, and asked, "Why don't you work hard too?"

"I don't eat it, I'm allergic to shellfish." I joked, "It's enough for me to suck your Yang Qi."

"Well..." He nodded, took a sip of the soft and tender oyster meat, and suddenly slapped his head and asked, "Didn't we eat sixties together before? Can you eat that?"

"No, I'm allergic."

"You..." The oyster in his hand froze in mid-air, "You are allergic..."

"Ham, don't think about it, eat quickly."

I put a chopstick of sea bass into his bowl: "Here, try to steam it and see if it's old."

He scooped up some juice with a small spoon, poured it on, and ate with the rice: "It's very fresh, delicious!"

"Is it salty?"

"just."

Lu Bei suddenly said, "Why do you feel like you've grown up all of a sudden?" He picked up a crab, broke off its eight legs, and peeled off the shells one by one. Now, in just a few days, I actually feel that you can take care of yourself."

"You just think I'm a vicissitudes of life."

He glanced at me: "Say you are amazing, say you are awesome!"

"It seems that you still like to be old."

"Fart, I just think, you can do whatever you want, don't force yourself, it's not bad."

Oh, "not bad"!

This is already Lu Bei's compliment to me, Mo Gao!

Crabs are difficult to handle, so he worked for a long time before dipping the shaved crab meat in vinegar, holding it all the way, and putting it into my bowl.

"Eat it, I'll peel it myself." I said hastily.

He stretched out his soaked and wrinkled thumb in front of me: "Look, it's all like this, so I'll just peel it off." Lu Bei bowed his head: "What else do you have allergies or can't eat, you should do it sooner in the future." tell me."

"Hmm... I'm just allergic to shellfish, especially my sixties, nothing else." After thinking about it, "I don't like green onions."

Lu Bei still lowered his head, I couldn't see his expression clearly, I could only hear him muffled: "Okay, I'll write it down."

There are too many dishes, and we both specify that we can't finish them, and we plan to continue eating leftovers the next day.Lu Bei glanced at the time on his phone, then hurriedly wiped his hands: "Huh? It's already eight o'clock, I'll call my family."

"Okay," I stared at the TV intently, "Go."

He turned around and asked me suddenly: "Do you want to say hello to them?"

"what?"

……

This was originally something I had been thinking about. If I put it in the original place, my excitement would be no less than that of winning a prize of [-] million yuan, and I would be so happy that I would take off in a spiral.

But at this moment, I hesitated.I'm planning to leave and he's introducing me to family...

I'm afraid that if we meet the parents this time and we separate later, he will be difficult to explain.

But I didn't have time to think about it. Lu Bei had already dialed the video call, and the camera turned to me. I overcame my guilt, and finally bit the bullet and squeezed out a smile.

The aunt answered the phone: "Babe, are you at home?"

She looked much younger than I thought, with kind eyes and kind eyes, thin skin and tender flesh. She didn't look like a laboring woman or my mother.Her long hair has been permed, and it seems to be dyed brown. She is dressed in an old and delicate way. She holds up her mobile phone: "Have you eaten yet?"

Lu Bei replied here: "At home, eat."

He patted the leftovers on the table: "Eight dishes, all of them are hard dishes."

"Are you busy at work?" His father leaned over and asked.This middle-aged man looked a little bit more drunk. It's hard to say whether he is in politics or business, but he should not be an ordinary employee, and he looks very intimidating.

"Let's be so-so, just bite the bullet and do it." Lu Bei said.

At a glance, his grandma and grandpa (or grandma and grandpa) were also there. The old man was watching TV when he heard Lu Bei's call, and immediately leaned in front of the camera, and said in our dialect: "Babe! Why are you so thin recently? Already!"

"Didn't you eat well?"

"Drink plenty of water and go to bed early! I see that sometimes it's two o'clock in the middle of the night and you still post on Moments!"

... These grandparents are quite trendy, and they know what a circle of friends is.

"I know, I know." Lu Bei also responded in dialect.

I looked at him with a strange feeling.

This is the first time I discovered that Lu Bei was a native, a real person.He has removed the halo that used to dominate the campus, and removed the bonus of romantic affairs. At this time, he is a serious and ordinary person.

It's hard for me to describe this feeling, it's even unbelievable.

"My roommate cooks for me every day. He cooks three meals a day, and prepares them in advance for me to take to the company to eat. Oh yes, today's dishes are all prepared by him." He will I dragged myself to the camera: "This is my... roommate, Gou Tian. The word 'gou' and 'tian' at the beginning of the word Cao are the words 'Teep' for guest Tianmen, and there is a truth in the word door."

He spoke in a vague way, but his family members seemed to understand him by looking at his expression.The people on the opposite side were stunned for a moment, but soon their expressions returned to normal.

"This kid looks so good," Grandma asked, "How old is it?"

I replied, "I'm a sophomore now."

"Can cook, there are not many children who can cook now."

I was quite embarrassed: "Ah, no, I only learned it recently."

"What are you studying?"

"Ah, it's the same major as the senior."

"Your grades are good," his mother interjected next to him, "Lu Bei has a temper tantrum, you should be more tolerant of him."

"No, no," I said politely, "Usually the seniors take care of me more."

"When do you start school?"

"Immediately, I see that the notice is March [-]rd and [-]th. We will start classes on the [-]th."

"Hey, then you have to study hard. Don't patronize..."

Lu Bei immediately took the words: "I know, I know, don't nag so much with others!"

It was also embarrassing for me to intervene in their family conversation, so I said a few more words and signaled Lu Bei to chat.

The content of their conversation is nothing more than some parents' gossip.The mother is worried when the son travels thousands of miles, besides, Lu Bei is only a child in his early twenties after all.

After hanging up the phone, Lu Bei smiled smugly: "How is it? How did you feel seeing your in-laws for the first time?"

He co-authored a surprise attack on me on purpose!

I was so angry that I punched him: "Damn, you scared me to death!"

"Anyway, sooner or later." He sat down on the sofa and put his arms around my shoulders: "You've already recognized the door."

I smiled in his arms, looked at the TV screen, and said naturally: "Then, do your parents know how many ex-boyfriends you have?"

He was stunned, and put some strength on my arm: "What nonsense are you talking about! They know you..."

and Shen Jing.

That's not bad, I thought.Being able to share equal shares with Bai Yueguang, can I still afford to say "red rose" now?