Deep Cabinet Licking Dog Diary

Thursday, December 31st is cloudy

It's finally time for vacation! ! !

Regardless of whether you are a student or a worker, it feels like everyone is relying on this New Year's Day to continue their lives.What happened this year caught people off guard. I just hope that next year will be better.

In fact, I don’t know if others can be better, but I’m sure I can hahahahaha, after all I... right!

I won't repeat it over and over again in the diary, for fear that the diary will find me annoying.

There is Lu Bei in life, ordinary but confident.

I'm sorry, but I couldn't help repeating it again hahahaha.Without saying so many times, how can I prove that I really have him, right!

After we finished with Lu Bei that day, he let me know what an old-fashioned, human-shaped pile driver is.

I said I really didn't know you were such a hungry ghost.

He said he had held back for a long time and asked me to be more considerate.

The lack of sleep caused by the guarantee of sex life has made my handsome face very haggard recently.Alas, Lu Bei once boasted about his abilities, but he really wasn't talking big!As a man, I am so envious!God!Keep your eyes open, you have to let this man have some flaws!Why give him all the good, thick and long ones!The world is not worth it!

What's more, I couldn't believe that when Lu Bei saw the tattoo on my heart, his first reaction was to sink: "Wash it off."

I am so wronged, this is his name, why is he not happy.

He said, "What a mess of tattoos."

I said, "If you can get a tattoo, why can't I."

Lu Bei frowned: "I have pretty tattoos, but you are so ugly."

He... He actually said my tattoo was ugly! ?How can my young glass heart bear such straightforward verbal attacks from him!

Lu Bei leaned over and looked at my tattoo carefully for a while, and said, "I'll accompany you to wash it when I have time." He said, "I'll design a new one for you."

"...That's fine!"

I've already made up my mind that Lu Bei and I will go to Luopei during the three-day holiday on New Year's Day. It's not too far away, and there aren't many attractions. There are some cultural sites and a museum.Tomorrow will start on Friday, and I will be able to finish the walk in two days, and I will go back to rest on the last day.After I consulted Lu Bei's opinion, I was optimistic about the hotel and booked the high-speed rail ticket, and then I started to make travel strategies in British class.

The three people in our dormitory seemed to be taking advantage of the holidays to do practical activities for this semester. They discussed the specific plans and itinerary tacitly, and I stayed silent and listened.

I know that this is actually a vicious circle. The more I want to escape from my roommate, the more I will feel like I am sitting on pins and needles in the dormitory, and I will be unable to stay any longer.But after a year, I feel somewhat emotional. I want to work hard to solve this situation, but I don't know where to start.

I really want to shout to them: "Family! Let everything that happened in the past year stay in the past! Now that we have survived 2020, what is the overnight feud that cannot be resolved!"

But I didn't say it, maybe for straight men, homosexuality is really an overnight feud they can't solve.

Harm, let's wait until next year!

In the evening, when I went back to buy vegetables, Lu Bei said that he would cook a standard dinner for a royal family banquet. I said, "Since this is the case! Then I will buy all the ingredients into shark's fin, bird's nest, abalone and ganoderma!"

Lu Bei smiled on the other end of the receiver: "There are so many supplements, if you are responsible for purging my fire, you can just buy them."

...Axi, you shameless old bastard!Now I can say anything nasty.

In the end, I bought a fish and asked him to make a squirrel fish, which is my favorite; I bought a broccoli, garlic broccoli; Come for a deep-fried short rib; it’s all meat, so add tofu, tofu with braised sauce, it will whet your appetite when you think about it.I thought it would be interesting for the two of us to have five dishes. It only costs more than 70 to buy so many dishes. It’s great to have someone who can cook!

In the evening, he cooks as usual, and I hold the TV remote control and press it back and forth, uncertain which satellite TV’s New Year’s Eve party to watch.

"Ah... I can't choose," I hesitated, "The Spring Festival Gala is better, there is only one stage, so there is no choice."

"Then let's watch the pineapple station." He came out with a large plate of hot ribs: "their station is lively."

I frowned: "Their station doesn't know if it will be held this year. Two days ago, it wasn't the host who was told to accept gifts or something... I still like the host very much. He has both virtue and art, and the environment is like that, but he is carried away." Come out and shoot the bird."

"Nothing will stop them looking for sponsors for the party." Lu Bei put it on the table, like a parent: "Hurry up and wash your hands, it's time to eat."

"okay!"

I tuned the show to Pineapple TV, and skipped to wash my hands.

I really like to watch this kind of show where a bunch of people sing, dance, and have family fun. The screen is full of young ladies with big breasts and big long legs of little brothers.

I pointed to the male star on the screen: "Which one of these is your type?"

Lu Bei looked up and stared for a long time: "No."

"Shouldn't you say it's me???"

He smiled: "You got into the TV." He helped me pick up the fishbone and said, "I'll push you in later."

I looked and saw a female celebrity who had been trending all day long. She had been popular for many years. She was a bit straightforward, but it suited my aesthetics, and she was singing.I said: "It's her, I liked her very much when I was young, and I thought about making her my girlfriend in the future."

Lu Bei sneered: "Is this the object of your sexual fantasies in adolescence?"

My desire to survive, my mind is online anytime and anywhere: "How could that be! Then my sexual fantasies must always be you!"

In fact, I should have gone to bed early at night, because I had to get up early the next morning to pack my things, but I dragged Lu Bei not to sleep.We're counting down! !

"One minute and one minute!!!" I sat on Lu Bei's lap.

The host is cueing, and the TV is full of noise.

"You are counting down, how come you are so far ahead!"

Although Lu Bei said so, he also stared at the stopwatch with me.

It was warm in his arms.

"Fifty! 49, 48..."

At this critical moment, suddenly, his phone rang.

I was speechless and said, "It's so late, who is it?"

I really don't wink, don't delay my New Year's Eve with my partner! ! !

"Which friend?" Lu Bei circled me, reached for his mobile phone, picked it up and took a look, his face suddenly changed.

"Eh? What's wrong?"

I can't figure it out.

But he didn't answer me, he just gestured for me to get up, then hurriedly stood up and walked to the window to answer the phone.

His voice was trembling: "Hello."

I couldn't hear a man or a woman over there, or what was being said.

But I heard Lu Bei speak.

In this year, in the last ten seconds of 2020, I was eagerly waiting for him to hang up the phone and count down with me, but he was silent for a long time and opened his mouth.

"You too, Shen Jing, Happy New Year.

"Boom-thump-thump-"

The New Year's bell is ringing.

It's like a knock on my head.

I hear the person I love talking on the phone with the person he loves.

In the first second of the new year. The first second of 2021.

The new year is finally here.

Shen Jing finally came back.

The author says:

Happy New Years babies hahahahaha!

Deep Cabinet Licking Dog Diary