Doomsday tour

In fact, Zhu Heming was completely defeated by Zuo Qingyan's "inadvertent" molesting, and looked at Tu Fei with his head drooping: "You are more experienced, how do you deal with this situation?"

Tu Fei, who had been silent all the time, said: "It depends on what effect you want to achieve. If you want to kill chickens and monkeys, tie them up and hang them on a tree-the effect is better if you strip them; if you kill people for profit, kill them and feed them to zombies."

"..." Zhu Heming sighed silently in his heart, all the cultivators are more cruel than goblins these days.

They didn't have any deep hatred. Zhu Heming still chose the former. Of course, he didn't dare to strip his naked body. Better than seeing a bunch of naked psychos.It was quite difficult to tie up these guys who were rolling around on the ground one by one, but Zuo Qingyan showed his benevolence and threw out a few seeds to tie up all the robbers.

"You'd better tie it again with a rope, the seeds will wither if the spiritual power injected into them is exhausted, I'm not interested in continuing to inject spiritual power, it's too wasteful." Zuo Qingyan reminded.

Zhu Heming deftly hung the twelve big men upside down from the tree, and then some "rain from heaven" bathed the robbers and washed off the itchy powder on their clothes, because the magic effect was so bad that it was like using Watering the watering can, the group of unlucky robbers laughed for another 5 minutes before stopping in tears, all of them looked miserable.

It is estimated that half of the people will tremble when they hear laughter in the future, and the remaining half will have limbs spasm and foam at the mouth.

This is such a brutal mental injury. Fortunately, there is no place to sue for compensation now.

"What should I do now? There is such a big hole in the ground that the car can't drive through it at all." Zhu Heming looked at the big hole after the road turned and worried. The 90° barrier is already there, and it is still two meters high.The pit was dug too aggressively, the entire road surface was dug up, and there was no way to get around it.

"Since they are also robbing cars, there must be a way to return to the settlement through this road..." Rong Zijie silently looked around while thinking.

"Do they have a crane?" Zhu Heming guessed.

"Crane? The name sounds like a machine for lifting heavy objects. Large machines consume a lot of fuel. Based on the current data, it is impossible to have such a large machine in such a small settlement." Rong Zijie disagreed.

"Then find ten or twenty people to lift the car up together?" Zhu Heming guessed again.

"... Please use your brain a little bit before answering the question, don't be like Zuo Qingyan." Rong Zijie tactfully dismissed his guess.

Zuo Qingyan yawned and got up from the car, Yaoyao asked the robbers who were hung upside down from the tree: "Hey, how do you usually drag the car up?"

The robbers looked at each other in blank dismay, but kept silent. Of course, it could not be ruled out that their facial nerves were stiff from laughing too much just now, and they were silent.

Zuo Qingyan clicked his tongue, and roughly pulled out the piranha from the flower pot. The piranha shrank its roots very cooperatively, and honestly tried to bite Zuo Qingyan.Its owner had already discovered its intentions, grabbed its vines and turned it around like a discus. Dumb was honest, and shrank himself into a ball again.

Zuo Qingyan really became addicted, and with a whoosh, he threw Ah-Dai onto the tree that carried many robbers. Ah-Dai, who landed smoothly, trembled and the vines trembled and the buds stretched out again. As soon as he smelled so many people Wei'er immediately tied up the prey with vines excitedly, and bit them one by one—the little thing is so greedy.

"Don't worry, at most it will be paralyzed, it won't kill you." Zuo Qingyan said to Zhu Heming who was a little uneasy.

"Really?" Zhu Heming looked in disbelief.

"I've been bitten by it for many years, isn't this living well?"

"...You are a cultivator! It would be the best joke in the world to be bitten to death by plants!"

"It seems to be right..."

The robbers over there immediately cried "Father and Mother". They have never seen such a big flower that can bite people, and the flesh was bitten off.

"There are boards in the bushes, just spread them! Oh, don't bite me! What is this?!"

Zuo Qingyan smiled dejectedly at his companion: "Look, this is the end, it's annoying you people who think all day long, the discussion and discussions have yielded nothing."

The two glared at him, Zuo Qingyan had no pressure, jumped out of the car and pulled Ah-Dai back. Ah-Dai was reluctant to part with the meat that he had just got, and moved desperately, refusing to let go. They scuffled each other, and finally Zuo Qingyan got annoyed. , Directly Jindan gathers Qi to condense a pinch of Danhuo at the fingertips—commonly known as Samadhi True Huo, Duan was afraid, and shrunk himself up, and was honestly dragged back by Zuo Qingyan.

"I can't see that you still have some skills, Samadhi is really popular, aren't you from the wood department?" Zhu Heming muttered.

Zuo Qingyan was overjoyed, and said earnestly, "Boy, that's why you don't understand. The true fire of samadhi is something that all Jindan Stage cultivators will know. It has nothing to do with the attributes of skills. It's actually danhuo. Do you know which samadhi it is? ?”

Zhu Heming was despised, and stared at him angrily at this moment, talking nonsense: "Orange flavor, pineapple flavor, strawberry flavor!"

Zuo Qingyan collapsed laughing and was overjoyed, so he could only grab Ah-Dai and shake him vigorously, the man-eating flower couldn't be bothered, and bit him.

After some hard work, the car finally reversed and got out of the trap. Several people searched the nearby bushes, found a few wide and long planks and laid them on the trap. Finally, they were able to drive. The off-road vehicle was too heavy. Sometimes the board creaked, I was really afraid it would break.

"What about those people?" Zhu Heming pointed at the robbers who had been dropped on the tree and kept begging for mercy.

"If you're hanging, someone will definitely come to rescue you." Zuo Qingyan said with a curled lip.

"What if you get eaten by zombies?" Zhu Heming asked worriedly.

"Those who come out to mess around always have to pay it back." Zuo Qingyan recalled what Fang Bin of the desert caravan had said, and at this moment pretended to imitate his tone at that time and said, with a bit of vicissitudes of sincerity.

"Repay the fart! If you want to pay it back, you have to pay it back!" Zhu Heming kicked Zuo Qingyan, and ran down angrily to untie the robbers.

Zuo Qingyan clicked his tongue, and said to himself: "Children are just ignorant." After speaking, he touched the peanuts and peeled them one by one, as if he had come here.

The two men in the car glanced at him from the corners of their eyes to show their disdain.

Zuo Qingyan had no shame, no skin, no scruples, gnawed on his own peanuts, and finally asked: "Do you want some?"

Both Tu Fei and Rong Zijie shook their heads.

"Guys who don't know how to enjoy life." Zuo Qingyan made such an evaluation.

Over there, Zhu Heming was persuading the robbers to put down their butcher knives and become a Buddha immediately, while advising them of the importance of their own labor and production, and the danger of robbing them as a green forest hero, Zuo Qingyan clicked his tongue again: "It's a pity that this guy is a goblin , should go to be the elder of the precepts."

Tu Fei glanced at him and asked indifferently, "It's much more kind than you."

"Hero, good people don't live long these days. Besides, you are not a good person. Ah Ming has already sued me. How did you rob him?" Zuo Qingyan said with a smile.

"...It's a loan, and I will pay it back."

Zuo Qingyan curled his lips and said to Rong Zijie: "Lend me two hundred white crystal cores, and I will return them to you."

"Get out." Rong Zijie answered him with a straight word

Zuo Qingyan turned back and smiled at Tu Fei: "Look, people who are borrowed money are always not so happy."

"..."