Doomsday tour

Rong Zijie was scolding the careless Zuo Qingyan, Zhu Heming had already heard the core of the topic: "You mean there are people blocking the way ahead and planning to rob us?"

"Hmm." Rong Zijie was satisfied that there were people who were very sane and sober among his companions.

"Jie Jie Jie, let them come!" Zhu Heming suddenly laughed strangely, his eyes were fierce and the corners of his mouth turned up, looking very eerie.

"..."

"Although those who refine medicine must have the consciousness of being robbed, this unlucky ancestral training comes from the Taishang Laojun who was robbed by Monkey King, but I can't bear to be robbed by my own kind. It is a rare opportunity to come back from being bullied by humans. I must not miss it. !" Zhu Heming stepped on the gas pedal, and the car sped forward.

"..." Rong Zijie retracted his previous thoughts. There is no normal person here.Sure enough, the first article of the Interstellar Adventure Manual can stand the test of practice: the logic of the incorrigibility of alien creatures always confuses us. If you suspect that you are the only normal person in the crowd, you have reason to believe that you That's right, because you're the weirdest one in their eyes.

"Calm down, don't be impetuous." Tu Fei, who had been sitting in the back seat holding the "sword" silently as if falling asleep, said suddenly.

Zhu Heming curled his lips, turned to him and said, "Change your sword, even if the legs of this table are sharpened, it would be strange to hold them."

Tu Fei opened his eyes, and there was a murderous look in his eyes.Obviously he remembered his lost sword, which was a great shame in this life for a sword cultivator who loved swords and became obsessed.

"Got it, stay calm, don't be impetuous." Zhu Heming immediately threw this sentence back to Tu Fei, and concentrated on driving by himself.

The car drove forward at a high speed, and it was about to reach the ambush point, but none of the four proposed to discuss how to deal with the robbers.Their brain activities are generally quite strange. Zuo Qingyan was playing with Duan, wondering when to break off a zombie arm to feed it; Looking at the heroic scene of the crazy robbers, a rippling smile could not help but appear on the corner of his mouth, while Rong Zijie was estimating the gross profit of this trip of grain exchange for crystal cores, while clicking around in the void.

In short, none of the people in the car was thinking about strategies. Probably, in their opinion, there was no need for dead brain cells to toss about a support strategy with absolute strength.

"It seems to be there, there is a trap ahead, brake." Rong Zijie finally recovered his senses and reminded Zhu Heming who was driving.

Zhu Heming slammed on the brakes before turning a corner at the intersection. Zuo Qingyan, who was teasing Dumb, bumped into the front seat. The piranha took the opportunity to bite him hard. Zuo Qingyan let out a pain, and began to complain again why the guard Body zhenqi will not react at all to the plants he raises.

"Be careful, don't get infected." Rong Zijie reminded.

Zuo Qingyan still looked cheerful: "It's all right, I'll just wash my meridians with spiritual energy when I have time, and besides, Duan's toxin has no effect on me."

"..." I forgot that this guy has thick skin and is particularly resistant to beatings and poisons.

Seeing that the corpse-hunting team failed, the robbers hiding in the bushes had already rushed out. The two strong men in the front were holding rifles, and the other ten were holding sticks and agricultural tools, and they were aggressively attacking. stopped in front of the car.

"This kind of armed force..." Rong Zijie frowned and evaluated, "The combat effectiveness is low and the efficiency is not good. Even if it is a robbery, it should be equipped with better equipment, so as to improve the safety factor and increase the income. This kind of armed force is easy to be used. The target escapes or even counter-robbery, as long as the two people with the guns are dealt with first - the gun ownership rate is so high now, most of the ordinary corpse hunting teams have guns, and they are not their opponents in battle at all, do they have any back tricks? ?”

Zhu Heming glanced back at him, thinking that this guy is the most suitable to be the bandit leader.

In fact, even the corpse-hunting team may not be equipped with firearms, and the road is rugged. As long as you turn around this bend, there is a subsidence zone that has been artificially dug in front of you. It's easy for people to take advantage of the chaos to kill the small corpse hunters. Generally speaking, they don't even need to shoot the corpse hunters. They just need to use guns to force them to put down their weapons. Or a flat tire...there's no place to change a tire here.

Rong Zijie directly turned on the defense system, and a faint golden protective shield appeared around him. I haven't seen him take it out and use it before. In fact, he brought it back from his home planet recently—he thinks the earth is more dangerous than his own. expected.

"Is this a forbidden barrier? Do you have it there too?" Zuo Qingyan asked curiously.

"According to the words of your earth, it should be similar to a plasma shield. I can't disclose the specific secrets of the home planet. Although it can't stop the nuclear bomb, the bullet is fine." Rong Zijie tried to show off the technology of the home star again.

"Plasma? I can only think of color TVs." Zhu Heming muttered, kicked the car door and got out.

Rong Zijie was very disappointed, people on Earth really lacked curiosity and a sense of innovation.

"Don't move around, hand over the food and weapons, leave the car, and you can go." A big man with a gun pointed the gun at Zhu Heming, and Zhu Heming suddenly laughed strangely, and the laughter was still weird. Laughing.The laughter of the villain boss on Zhengtai's face is really weird, and the robbers are obviously not very good at dealing with such emergencies.The accomplices in the car all looked at the boy who got out of the car to improvise with expressions of watching the show, without any good sense of teamwork.

"Do you feel a little itchy on your body, especially on your back, where there seem to be many, many bugs crawling around? It's so itchy that you can't hold a gun..." Zhu Heming said sinisterly.

The robbers suddenly laughed wildly, fell to the ground and rolled over, the laughter quickly developed from joyful to heart-piercing, Zuo Qingyan felt guilty when he heard it, and felt that this group of people almost laughed out their hearts and lungs.

"What is this? Smiling half-stepped?" Zuo Qingyan muttered.

"Itching powder." Zhu Heming said triumphantly, "This thing is very useful for people, and it can be sprayed accurately—as long as the wind direction is correct."

"It doesn't work against zombies." Rong Zijie added.

The crane demon immediately languished, and goblins and cultivators were not afraid of this. The spiritual power and monster power would adhere to the body surface to block the dust. Obviously, this kind of medicinal powder was also included in the scope of "dust".

Fortunately, this crane demon, who is often robbed by his kind, is very good at self-comfort, and now he has adjusted his mentality. He searched one by one, and found a bunch of robbers who were laughing and writhing and breathless. Lots of stuff: rations, daggers, hatchets, bullets, and even some rope.

"Grand... master, you... master..." The strong man rolling on the ground tried to grab Zhu Heming's ankle, but because he couldn't stop laughing, Zhu Heming broke away with a struggle.However, his heart is still very frightened. He has never been called "boy" but has never been called "uncle".

In the end, the robbers struggled for half a minute just because they couldn't breathe, before they finished yelling in full: "You... your uncle..."

The runaway Zhu Heming immediately kicked him one by one, and returned to the car angrily after kicking to relieve his anger.

"What do you think we should do?" Zhu Heming had no experience in dealing with robbers, he was always the one who was robbed.

Zuo Qingyan was enjoying making twists with Dumb's vines, and replied without raising his head: "Tie it up and feed Dumb."

"...It's too cruel. A cultivator must have benevolence in his heart, otherwise he will definitely be struck to death by lightning when he crosses the catastrophe." Zhu Heming said.

"Heavenly Tribulation? I'm sure I won't be able to touch that thing, and my aptitude is limited." Zuo Qingyan took it very seriously, "Dumb can't eat so much, the rest is for you to make alchemy.

"...I don't need people to make alchemy, that's what people with bad intentions will do! You are also a decent family, although you are Sanxiu Valley, but you shouldn't do things that only monsters can do, you How Master taught you, you have to be kind!" Zhu Heming said righteously, even blushing and ready to argue with this cultivator who has no three views.

Zuo Qingyan glanced at him, smiled and said: "A Ming, if you are serious, you will lose. I was just joking."

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