HP for world peace

I don't know if the feeling of losing is really that uncomfortable, anyway, it's been a long time since the last time I lost, so long that I can't remember the word "lose".

Ulrich seems to be obsessed with growing mushrooms. After I broke his sword, he was taken aback, then turned around and ran to the shadow of the wall to plant mushrooms: "I actually lost to the minors..."

If it weren't for the conditions, I really want to open the employee resume from the main god and show him the three digits behind the age.

The shocked Ulrich left, but the half-elf who had been watching me was still there. The eyes of the half-elf Mizuki Cuibi looked at me intently, "You are very strong."

Born as an elf who aspires to be an ordinary human, I immediately put up my guard, turned my face to look at the sky and said 13 times, "No, I'm not strong anymore. I'm old."

"...Old?" He hesitated and looked up and down at me, trying to find some traces of oldness, "I heard that you are 38 years old this year, this is the age when human beings are strong."

I tried to keep my eyes open and looked at him, "Don't you think my eyes are vicissitudes?"

The half-elf's reaction was to turn around and leave with the corners of his mouth twitching.

I, who stayed behind him, sighed, "Young man, you really have no sense of humor."

"Vik, don't you know that the way you look like this will only look cute?" Against the background of a group of ferociously running teenagers, Voldy came calmly and slowly, standing beside me, "Your sword skills are very good. Lethal."

"I don't want to teach you swordsmanship." I said calmly.

You can teach anything but don't teach how to kill.

As a mage, you should obediently learn elemental magic. Speaking of which, I forgot what I was going to do last night when he turned against the general, and I will never forget it tonight.I tilted my head and looked up at him, "Are you free tonight?"

Looking at the scenery in the distance, the baby with fine eyelashes and cherry red eyes looked over in surprise, "If you look for me, I think I'm very free."

I nodded in satisfaction and gave him a bright smile dedicated to the Holy Father, "Go on a date with me tonight."

"Appointment... yes?" The baby who didn't expect me to say that was dumbfounded.

That's right, a date!In the past countless dates with blood and sweat, tears and wailing, the object is regardless of gender, as long as you are asked by me, you must report to me on time.Otherwise, I would not just ask him/her to meet in the training ground for a moment of intimacy, but to meet my broken bones and muscles in the torture room.

When I make an appointment, the venue has always been a training ground where blood and sweat, tears and wailing fly together.Date people as a coach.

"My room at 07:30 in the evening." Saying goodbye to Voldy, I headed towards the castle to greet me on my official first day in Durmstrang.

Durmstrang is indeed a school with strict management. Unlike Hogwarts, breakfast is open from six o'clock to the beginning of the first class. It is rare to see the other three colleges except Slytherin, who has eating habits. They all sat down and had breakfast.Durmstrang's breakfast is from 06:30 to [-]:[-], and there is no waiting time, so the whole school is sitting at the dining table and waiting for the meal.

Mrs. Heinrich, sitting on the teacher's bench, introduced me to everyone and finally heard the voice of the main god.

〖Complete the task Durmstrang exchange student leading the teacher, the task rewards Zijin soul refining potion. 〗I asked sincerely, 〖Real product? 〗

The main god is furious, 〖Of course it's the real thing!You are questioning my character! 〗

I replied slowly, 〖If you still have character. 〗

〖...Those who question the character of the main god are always fake mothers. 〗

I snorted and said fearlessly, 〖Strictly speaking, I am not a hypocrite, I am a transvestite.Thanks. 〗〖……you win.Reward you. 〗

In the next second, a huge square-shaped piece of metal appeared in the space ring. I found a place where no one was around and took out a piece. It turned out to be a gold medal that was as tall as a person and as thick as two fists. Looking at the shining gold medal from the inside out, it showed the aura of nouveau riche Traditional Chinese characters are embossed on the gold medal: Shameless No.1 in Asia.

I silently stared at this golden gold medal for a long time before I reached out and clicked on the property panel of this thing.

Equipment: achievement gold medal. (Bindable) Attributes: Defense +1000, Attack +0, Dexterity -500.Description: When this equipment is used during battle, it can be immune to all physical attacks.

I can ignore the Shameless No.1 achievement, the -500 agility is fine, but this thing is so huge, who the hell is stupid 13 to carry such a burden when he goes to the battlefield!The most exaggerated thing is that this impractical thing is actually hung with the word "artifact".The equipment that made me feel aggrieved spontaneously after the Tai Ding Emperor suit finally appeared.

Staring affectionately at the word "artifact" for a long time, I realized that 〖you are really selling fakes. 〗Then the second gold medal was thrown down in return, and a letter was written: the first pseudo-mother in the reincarnation space.

The hypocrites are all floating clouds, the widows obviously just can't tell the difference between men and women, and they don't need to tell men and women, even if they do, it's not easy to tell them apart.Mr. Egg, this is not acceptable. My awareness keeps pace with the times, so don’t stick to being a hypocrite. If your awareness is too low, you will lose!

After calmly putting away the two gold medals, I took out the purple gold soul tempering potion and poured it down. Fortunately, it was the real thing, and I felt a kind of warmth in my heart as soon as I drank it.

So on this day, I maintained a higher-than-usual holy father's purifying smile and strengthened my future in the amazed eyes of the teenagers, "It's rare for a professor who is used to seeing a tough line to see such a harmless, pure, kind and tender professor." A shining image of the father of education.

……

It's late, seven thirty.

Location: In my house.

"What...what do you mean?" Voldy asked while holding the skill book I got in the early years.

I smiled and replied, "Magic skill book, you can use it safely to learn. I will give you a minute to read it, and we will set off to practice right away. Don't waste time."

Resisting the question, Voldy flipped through the thick dictionary-like skill book. The process took 32 seconds. He raised his head in a daze, "Only the first page of such a thick book contains spells?"

I nodded calmly.

He was embarrassed, "Why should the content of one page be put in a book?"

"Because, I got it from a guy who used to sell fakes." So the empty pages at the back of this book may be used to describe the magic theory in detail, considering that black dealers may be stingy in order to save publishing printing costs It is very possible that the paper behind will be useless.

〖You pissed me off. 〗The grievances of the Lord God.

I stood still and said calmly, 〖No, you can't be angry with a hypocrite. 〗〖... You must be angry, angry at me for being your number one pseudo-mother.Humph ~〗 His last two voices fully expressed the meaning of "I knew it was like this" that he didn't say, 〖Even if you are the first fake girl to provoke me, I still have to pay the price. I want to tell you that the consequences are very serious. serious. 〗I seriously asked, 〖Can it seriously overcome my psychological trauma of not eating meat for more than 600 years? 〗〖At this moment, I deeply miss you who used to be silent. 〗

After confirming that Voldy could memorize spells fluently, he asked him to take off his clothes.

The boy Xin Chang's body stiffened, "You want me to take off my clothes?" His unbelievable expression revealed a meaning: You are so active!

I took out a big dusty mahogany box and picked things out of it. These were the ones I had used in the early years and hadn't disposed of them, so I thought it would be a good idea to give them away.

Sixteen transparent thread vestments, Seacaller boots, Sinuo bracelet, Thunder wristbands, Elf's streamer leather armor, Judgment dagger...

Now it's something like an antique.

Picking and Picking gave him the magic robe that absorbs 30% damage, and the Judgment Dagger that can cause effective damage to Necromancer, Werewolf, Vampire, Monster, ET, put it in a wallet and tied it around his waist.Generally speaking, a mage's equipment, robes, hat and staff can be used on the battlefield with a set of bonus jewelry.I'm taking the Mowu route. Although Mowu can focus on martial arts, the physical fitness is relatively high. At the beginning, the mage's equipment is fully prepared, and after the mid-term strength improves, he completely becomes a light armor fast attacker.If I don't use magic, no one will know that I am a magician.So most of my equipment is not suitable for Voldy.

Fortunately, I worked hard in my early years, and the black gem set I gave out every year was tailor-made mage jewelry for him, with excellent attributes and excellent texture.Children don't carelessly equip and fight monsters with their father to gain experience.

In short, after giving him all the equipment in the end, he looks like a gentleman at first glance.

The slim-fit cassock embroidered with black narrow-sleeved Sanskrit that is convenient for movement, and a low-key black gemstone suit, coupled with his black hair, white skin and red pupils, I seem to see myself when I was young.

"Voldy, you are actually my own son." I said seriously.

The corners of Voldy's mouth curled slightly, and his voice was gentle, "Okay, I will believe you if you say I am your daughter."

Mouth!You just don't believe it, your attitude is too insincere!

After silently turning around and placing the time hourglass barrier to ensure that no one will disturb you during this period, open the time-space gate that has obtained permission from the main god.

The psychedelic aperture seems to have opened up a substantial space, swaying like water waves.The scene on the other side of the passage is glimpsed a little.

Gray sky with no trace of light, terracotta and windy sand, looking at the horizon from a distance can only be seen as a dead tree with deep despair and death.

"Where is this?" Voldy stood by my side and widened his eyes at the scene over there.

"The place where the rebels are exiled, the gray purgatory where I don't want to be imprisoned, the place of exile." As I said that, I stepped into it first.