HP for world peace

I came out of the forest and looked for the hut I was assigned to in the East Tenth District. Standing at the door, I looked around at other people’s houses. Most of the people’s houses looked the same as mine, with only a few changes, such as colorful walls. Yes, there is a row of windows on one wall, and a strange weather vane is placed on the roof, and the whole house is surrounded by mosques... As for those who specialize, they are very individual, and the original appearance of the house can't be seen for a long time. Come out, that is, love comes as it comes.

In the future, I will live in this house for more than two months, so I want to make it more comfortable.

〖What are your requirements for the shape of the house? 〗The Lord God asked.

As for the appearance, it is better to keep it as it is, and I am not a non-mainstream, 〖no. 〗〖Hold the doorknob, and set the internal structure yourself. 〗

Oh ~ Mr. Egg, I suddenly found that you are still very useful.I just wanted to praise him a few words similar to "human's good partner dog is as loving as an egg", he quickly continued the next sentence, 〖This is a rare opportunity, I am in charge of the wardrobe, be sure to wear the clothes I prepared!Do you like bubble skirts? 〗"Snapped--"

Under the astonished gazes of the two passing students, I withdrew my feet and gave them a friendly smile, and stepped on the door with the dead body lying on the ground and walked in.The decoration inside the house is a bit rudimentary. The main thing is that there is no bathtub for bathing here, so you can't take a hot bath.I dragged the chair and sat on it, and I was not in a hurry to clean it up. I was waiting for someone.

After waiting for a while, Voldy stepped on the horizontal door panel and came in. He came straight to me, "I feel that you miss me."

I glanced domineeringly at someone who felt good about myself, "Wrong. I didn't miss you, I was just calling you."

"I don't think there's any difference between them. You really miss me."

Should I be happy that you and I finally have a tacit understanding in the heart, and can transmit brainwaves to each other through the air to save mobile phone bills?And this kind of tacit understanding is entirely caused by me.

I took out the black leather diary that I had been keeping, and put it on the table, "I picked it up, but forgot to return it to you. Now that you remember it, take it back."

Voldy didn't look at the diary, and paid attention to the expression on my face without blinking, "Are you angry?"

I turned my back and gave him a deep profile, "Don't be angry."

Of course I'm not angry.He tampered with his soul piece, but I calmly kept his soul piece in my soul source.I didn't want to blame myself for being careless or him for being scheming.I've done it all, and I shouldn't regret my decision.

〖After all, he is a professional in spirituality who has studied hard. 〗The Lord God came out to gloat again.

Mr. Egg is right. He is a professional and I am an amateur. It is normal for me to fall into the pit.Especially on my side there is an egg who knows everything but is happy to watch the show. The egg has always seldom interfered with what I want to do, never revealing valuable information will only talk to me.I acquiesce in his existence and his behavior, I have no ability to ask him to leave, so I can only acquiesce, the humane egg gentleman occasionally makes me feel very pumped, but I don't dislike him.The only feeling is that I want to beat him when he comes out to gloat.

Thinking about it this way, I suddenly realized why I was surrounded by such guys who were keen to make trouble for me and happy to watch me.

Egg, you better keep silent.

There is also son V who loves to cause me trouble.

I said silently: We just have telepathy. We have practiced for many years and we finally succeeded in cultivation. This saves phone calls and saliva!It's definitely just that the level of telepathy is up, it's not a soul movie problem, and he turned against him.

A tough life needs calmness, and a calm life needs no explanation.

"Vik, let me give you a hug." A word from Tianwai, I reacted quickly and slapped his approaching face to stop him from coming. After blocking his momentum, I retracted my hand and took a few steps back to distance myself. The gleaming long sword pointed directly at the tip of his nose, and I looked serious.

"Dogs and Voldemort must not come near."

Voldy: "..." He accused me of disrespecting his human rights with his eyes.

I use my eyes to convey the fact that billions of residents in the global village know: Men are beasts with lower body thinking.

In the end, he compromised first, "I brought you dinner, you need to eat, and I will clean up the room for you."

Hearing that he finally got to the point of tonight, the words that had been drafted in my head came out smoothly, "The black and white checkered floor, no carpet, no wardrobe, no mirror, no bathroom without a bathtub, and the window should open to the west. The curtains should be double-layered in warm yellow, and the bookshelf should be placed at the place farthest from the bed, balabalabala..." At the end of the last sentence, "There must be a writing on the door plate: Dogs and Voldemort not allowed."

"Vik..."

"Voldy, you can't stop calling me father just because I look tender now, I will be sad."

"You're absolutely no more sad than I was when I heard 'Dogs and Voldemort not allowed'." He rubbed his forehead.

I held my forehead together, "You have to believe me, in fact, I don't want to do this either, but you don't live up to it."

Hearing this, he raised his head and looked over with deep eyes, I knew what he was expressing, he was full of questions:? ? ?

Silently looking back into his eyes, I replied: Don't you know that you are evolving in the direction of a beast?

Voldy: ...Vik, let's eat cherries together.

Me: Do you think being vegetarian can prove that you are not a beast?

Voldy couldn't help but put a large bowl of bright red cherries on the table, "You are really angry."

"How could I be angry with you?" My eyes were bent into a crescent shape.

"How can you not be angry?" he asked directly, ignoring my words.

"I'm really not angry." I buried my head in the cherries.

He obviously has nothing to do with me, "After you finish eating, maybe you will be willing to talk to me about how you don't get angry. I will admit to punishing me, but I will not apologize. Use your concern for me to achieve spiritual satisfaction. Connection, my actions made you angry but I don't regret it. Connection magic is successful because you care about me, I'm so glad you are willing to do this for me. Vik, I am horrified by your determination to leave when I am an adult , although you didn't say it clearly, but I know you will definitely leave. I can't imagine experiencing you disappearing from my world without a trace again, even if I use this method, I will tie you by my side."

"Even if the price is the incompleteness of the soul?" I asked with a dull expression.

The half-grown boy answered as firmly as a rock without hesitation, "Yes."

〖You owe another debt of favor. 〗The Lord God laughed.

〖I never owe anyone anything.If I die his soul will be forcibly fused, with the ability I put in his soul piece. 〗This way I don’t owe him any more.

〖Of course you owe, not only his, but also hers.Don't you want to justify? 〗〖She was an accident.Don't talk to me about her. 〗

Leaving me a string of sneers, the main god disappeared.

Well, one more thing, I want to slap him not only when the egg comes out to gloat, but also every time I deliberately remind me of the source of my demons!

After Voldy arranged the room according to my requirements, I shut him out under the eyes of him forcefully accusing me of crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, and I did not forget to hang a sign on the repaired door, italic script: Dogs and Voldemort are not allowed to enter .

As soon as I closed the door and turned around, I saw a pile of skirts falling from the sky and filling my bed in the closet. Immediately after the closet was opened and the internal space was enlarged, the pile of clothes automatically folded and filled the whole closet.

I am angry, 〖what are you doing? 〗

〖Don't be angry~ No matter how angry you are, you can't stop my love for the fake girl! 〗In the past, no matter how miserable I was tossed by him in the mission, I never shouted at the sky like other people: Sun You, Lord God!

I thought my self-cultivation was still very good, but the facts proved to me that no matter how good the self-cultivation is, it cannot withstand the repeated provocations of silly 13!If there is a chance to get in touch with the real body of the Lord God, I will definitely burn myself with desire and turn into a ghost beast, and beat him, no one can stop my desire!It is my wish to smoke him to death in my lifetime.Thinking of this, for the first time in my life, I had the idea of ​​becoming a saint.Only with sanctification can I smoke him without limit!I can pump him as much as I like, just thinking about it makes me tremble with excitement!Definitely not angry.

〖Ah, your mental fluctuations are very unstable. Could it be that you are really so angry if you are asked to wear women's clothing? 〗I calmly took out a bunch of weapons stored in the space ring, and answered the question in a flat tone, 〖Life needs to challenge myself. 〗Strike quickly with your hands until the closet is densely filled with swords, daggers and spears.

Lord God: 〖...You are clearly venting your anger. 〗

After finishing my work, I undressed calmly and fell on the bed, posing in a standard funeral sleeping position, 〖Good night. 〗〖...〗

I got up early the next morning and read in the house until 05:30, when I heard the loud bell.There was a noise in the nearby dormitory, and after a while the movement outside became louder.Put on the high-bang leather military boots and go out to have a look. On the large grassland on the side of the castle, the tall and short teenagers lined up neatly and after the order sounded, they began to run around the lake.No, they were running around the lake.

I turned my head and looked at the sky. It was really a morning exercise with great momentum.

"Breakfast time is from 06:30 to [-]:[-]." Bingshan youth passed by.

After watching him walk away, Ulrich trotted over with a big sword on his back, "Good morning, do you want to learn from me? I mean swordsmanship, cold weapon lovers?"

"You don't exercise in the morning?" I asked.

"Usually at this time, I would compete swords with X. X is a vampire noble with very good sword skills. Unfortunately, he was recalled by his family during this time." He beamed and began to tell me that the strange name is that X's vampire's sword skills are How amazing.

I am deeply embarrassed by his description.Young man, even if you admire a vampire named X Magical Swordsman, you don't need to call him like a sword god.Ximen Chuuxue will be angry, and I will be angry too!You and other foreign countries dare to say how great your swordsmanship is in front of the people of the Celestial Dynasty. I want to represent Brother Chun to show the prestige of the Celestial Dynasty.

Well, it's actually the first time in so many years that someone invited me to compete with swords, and my hands itch. Young man Ulrich, the people of the Celestial Dynasty will remember you, you are really a good man!

"It's been a long time since I used a weapon." I pulled out a sharp rapier brightly and sadly, and I expressed my gratitude to him before the competition officially started, "Mr. Ulrich, you are such a good person. When I fight duels, they always despise me." They think that I am too aggressive, too murderous, my eyes are too scary, my methods are too cruel, and my personal safety is not guaranteed.

This is a duel!How can it be child's play.

"Hey, Vikram, your sword looks good." He held up the big sword in both hands and smiled at me. It seems that he habitually said a few words to the opponent in the competition to affect the opponent's energy accumulation. , adjust your own state.

Cannon fodder behavior.

I evaluate silently.

Holding the sword in one hand and hanging by my side, I stood up straight.

"It seems powerful." Ulrich watched my movements closely.

"Are you guys competing?" The half-elf wandered out of nowhere.

I ignored him, but Ulrich glanced at him distractedly, "Don't make trouble, we're serious about this competition. I have a hunch it's going to be an uphill battle."

The half-elf chuckled, "I will watch your wonderful performance from the sidelines, and watch with my first-aid magic."

This time Ulrich ignored him and looked at me intently.

I don't have the habit of being more patient in a duel between a master and the enemy who doesn't move and I don't move.He attacked with a big sword, "This kind of thin sword has no chance of winning compared to the heavy sword, it will break if you cut it."

As a senior employee of the former boss, I yelled at the company's products: the products produced by the Lord God must be excellent!

The Lord God was also excited and roared, 〖I have not sold fakes for many years! 〗

Me: 〖...〗 I really feel that my brain was caught by the door when I stood up to defend him.It is so pitiful to shed tears of sadness for the seniors who bravely survived the fakes of the black-hearted bosses before me.Even a guy like me who doesn't have much sympathy left really feels sorry for them, it's hard work!