Kitten's Escape from Marriage

The morning light climbed up the wall, and the shadows were mottled, like naughty insects flapping their wings of hope, entangled in the forest.

"Have you dug well?" Wu Ming stood at the corner and looked around, urging in a low voice.

"It's done!" The sound of the kitten scratching the soil came from the pit.

"Hurry up..." Wu Ming shyly tried to cover his protruding belly with the hem of his skirt.

"Okay, okay...I'll crawl out and wait for you first, be careful!" The kitten emerged from the pit with a dusty face.

"My stomach is a bit big! No, you come out first to cover up my going out." Wu Ming couldn't help but pull the kitten out of the pit, and crawled into it by himself.

"I also have a stomach..." The kitten wiped the cat's face dissatisfied, isn't his stomach a little smaller!

"I have a child, can I climb through this hole?" Wu Ming got into the hole and slowly began to climb down.

"Uncle Shanying's soon-to-be-born big dog also climbed out from here!" Kitten was dissatisfied, and he even made the hole a lot bigger for Wu Ming.

Big dog?Wu Ming's mouth twitched when he heard it, is it more reasonable to compare her to a big flower dog?But the person was in the pit and had to struggle to climb, because the kitten urged behind him: "I'm coming in too, hurry up—"

"It's time for reincarnation!" Wu Ming grumbled and stretched out his claws to the light at the entrance of the cave, and entered the grass. The paw was lifted to the side, and he turned back angrily: "You are a man! Don't be gentle." Just after finishing speaking, the kitten turned its face to him, that gaudy cat face... Wu Ming immediately wiped it with his hand consciously. Face.

"I'm so light!" The kitten jumped up from the pit, and immediately found a stone to block the mouth of the pit.

"What are you blocking it for?" Wu Ming was puzzled.

"If someone finds it blocked, how can we go back?" The kitten wiped off his sweat, and had to wait until after giving birth to escape.

Wu Ming glanced at the kitten, and said with a smile: "I thought you took me to elope?" It is said that the kitten has a lot of criminal records, so she doesn't want to go out for a while, because that person can't tell if it's stupid or smart The kid chased and killed.

The kitten's face turned pale, and abducted Wu Ming, so isn't he one of her men?A pair of cat eyes can't help but take a quick look at Wu Ming. Wu Ming, who went out today deliberately dressed as a commoner, is also very charming!only……

"Actually... Yuetouren is quite... good..." the little cat swallowed, although it would be fine to die and be a ghost, but his kitten is really not interested in pulling teeth from the tiger's mouth. It's not big, but he has killed people with a knife in his hand!

"Coward, look at your cat!" Wu Ming curled his lips and grabbed the cat's ears: "I tell you, if you dare to run alone, I will chase after you. I don't believe you don't want to run?"

The two cat's paws immediately grabbed Wu Ming's hand: "Good sister, if I want to run alone, why not just let me get struck by lightning?"

"You're not a gentleman, how can I trust you?" Wu Ming raised an issue and didn't let go.

The kitten left the little satyr with a bitter face and met the tigress again: "What do you say?" Cat's Claw tried to move Wu Ming's hand away from his cat's ears, and he finally knew why his ears were so windy. It's tits pulling.

"It's easy, tie it up! If you don't agree, I'll call, saying that you've been messing around and giving up!" Wu Ming took out a strip of green cloth from his waist and smiled charmingly at the kitten.

The kitten stares round, is that okay?

"Do you want to give it a try?" Wu Ming threatened.

"Where is it tied?" The kitten subconsciously protected his neck, and sighed. He didn't expect Hao Ye to say that he was not good, so he would be tied up as a cat. His kitten stopped thinking about sneaking, and it came true... Devil.

"Hand!" Wu Ming thought for a while.

The cat's paws were handed over, and Wu Ming immediately tied his left hand to the kitten's right paw: "That's all right. After a while, when people say what my name is, they say I'm Bai Ling, and you... are still called kittens!"

Kitten with white eyes, your face betrays you, it’s not the same as being called a sparrow.

"What wink?" Wu Ming squinted.

"You're beautiful!" the kitten said insincerely, slandering: vicious heart!

"Miss, I'm in a good mood, I don't care about you... Going to the market..." Wu Ming pulled the kitten and walked away, just walking around, around, and around, in the narrow alley, Wu Ming Ming looked back at the kitten in shame.

Kitten looked at Wu Ming with big white eyes, never seen such a stupid person.

"I think we're lost!" Wu Ming smiled flatteringly.

The little cat has a big head: "Have you never been there before?" He hasn't been there either!

"I don't remember..." Wu Ming's big eyes flashed, "You lead the way!"

She only knows that going to the market is a fixed day every month, or when the sun is shining after a long rain.The old and the young in the ten miles and eight villages in the mountains all carry their own things on their backs, planning to gather what they need in a fixed place for exchange or purchase.And speaking of the most lively place every month, it is naturally Dazhai in Lingxi, which has become increasingly prosperous recently.

It is also said that just for the half-monthly market, many people put on their backs and put on dry food and set out on the road the night before.Before crossing over, she had nothing to do to go shopping on the street, and she was not allowed to go to the market in this remote mountainous place, didn't she intend to suffocate her to death?

"Let's go?" Wu Ming urged the kitten.

The cat's paw scratched his head, and almost scratched the already unreliable Miao Pa: "I've never been to this one either!" Watching the Dazhai market is a long-awaited but unfulfilled dream for Kitty Mao when he was a child. Here, be anxious, especially when there is a lot of voices outside the wall, Wu Ming and the kitten are as anxious as ants on a hot pot.

"Let's go!" Wu Ming thought about it, and continued to search according to the sound. It is said that men have a better sense of direction, and this time there is a kitten in the lead. "Remember to walk in one direction." She suddenly regretted why she abducted the idiot out, but except for the idiot kitten who has rich experience in escaping, who has the courage and the means to bring her out?

Drilling, climbing, rubbing... Several skills have been used, and the little cat realizes that there is more than one dog hole in the wall of Dazhai!

"Hurry up, push it again!" Wu Ming emerged from the top of the tree, and was stunned by the flow of people under the wall, almost bursting into tears. It's been a long, long time since I've seen so many people!

"You...you move a little bit away and I can't climb over!" The cat's paws and cat legs were on the wall, and the cat's head turned sideways, and the cat's mouth was not closed. There are so many... so many people!

I saw that the bluestone road less than ten feet below the wall was full of people shoulder to shoulder, one after another, men and women, old and young, some carrying, carrying, or carrying...

The girls are showing off one by one.The boys were all shaking, clearly wearing the housekeeping clothes on their bodies, the girls laughed so hard that their branches trembled, and the boys followed behind the girls with a spring breeze on their faces, and looking at both sides of the road, there were many small shopkeepers outside the mountain. Beautiful, strange, and novelty things that many people in the mountains have never seen before, together with beautiful cloth, embroidery thread, dustpan, and dustpan-covered paths covered with bluestone slabs, meandering towards the winding path in all directions , like dustpan flowers that grow overnight.

A person over there shouted: "Sell Tangyuan, sell Tangyuan..."

The small shop here is yelling at the girls: "Come and see this flower, you are as good as a girl..."

"Quick, help me down!" Wu Ming's excited voice unconsciously raised an octave, and she wanted to scream to express her excitement, which is much more real than Phoenix Ancient City!

The kitten jumped off the wall, stood up and helped the cumbersome Wu Ming to climb down from the tree in a state of embarrassment; "You are the stupidest girl I have ever seen in the mountains!"

"You are the smallest man I've ever seen!" Wu Ming got off the tree, and immediately tied the kitten's hands.

"We will be misunderstood if we are so close, how about you make the rope longer?" Kitten suggested.

Wu Ming looked at the kitten and curled his lips: "It's a good idea, you want to untie the rope and run by yourself, there's no way!" He said and tied the rope even tighter.

The little cat rolled his eyes, suddenly raised his eyes and saw a few lushengs in the dustpan over there, and turned to look at them. He had always wanted to have one, but he had no money to buy it. Who in the mountains can’t play the lusheng? Blowing is still used to deceive the little leopard.

"What's so interesting about this!" Wu Ming felt helpless at being pulled in front of the Lusheng, so he could only watch the Lusheng with the kitten.

"You bought it for your sweetheart, right?" The middle-aged man who sold the reeds had a pleasant smile.

Wu Ming chuckled when he heard that, and looked sideways at the kitten's twitching face: "It's not bad to send that kid off to Hao Ye!"

"Yes, girl, you are so beautiful. If you give it to him, he will come to your house tomorrow to propose marriage and let you be his wife. Mine is very cheap, thirty cents each! I made it myself!" Spinning the two pairs of silver bracelets on the kitten's hands: Girl from a rich family!

When the kitten heard about twenty Wen, isn't this a robbery?Immediately put down the lusheng as if it was hot, and dragged Wu Ming away, only to hear the old man behind him still graciously shouting "Girl, girl, twenty cents a piece!"

Girl you are big!The kitten was angry.

"Wait!" Wu Ming stopped suddenly, and squeezed the kitten into a group of girls.

"Does it look good?" Wu Ming picked up a piece of extremely delicately embroidered Miao handkerchief and put it on the kitten's head.

"What are you doing?" The kitten was already uncomfortable standing among the girls, but Wu Ming even put that gaudy handkerchief on his head, what happened: "You like to wear it by yourself!" The silver hairpin is fine, After all it is money!Wearing this veil on the head is not a flower madness.

"Isn't there no mirror? We look so alike. You look good, and I look good!" Wu Ming asked with a handkerchief, "How much is the boss?"

"If you like it, you can pay five cents. This is a double flower embroidered by my daughter."

"I want it!" Wu Ming hurriedly took the copper plate from his waist.

The kitten quickly pushed Wu Ming: "It's cheap, it's enough to buy dozens of bowls of soy sauce."

Wu Ming thought about it for a while, looked at it for a while, and finally bought the Miao handkerchief, and bought two identical ones, the kitten was puzzled: "Lingnan doesn't wrap handkerchiefs, you can buy it for two years. It's a waste!" Why does his kitten have no money.

But Wu Ming compared it to his stomach: "Give one piece to my child, and one piece to your child to make a bag." Thinking of the child who must be taken away as soon as it is born, he couldn't help but feel reluctant to part with it.

The kitten was taken aback, and felt touched at first, but soon he said vigilantly, "Are you going to make a baby kiss with my child?"

Wu Ming was stunned for a moment, then smiled: "I sent you off, what kind of marriage, what are you thinking about! Your child is my child, we will always be a family, okay?"

The little cat suddenly felt his nose sour, and was dumbfounded for a while: "I also think you are like me... my sister..."

Wu Ming rubbed the cat's head: "Silly cat!" Feeling a little guilty.

The kitten smiled silly, took the initiative to help Wu Ming take the handkerchief, and also helped Wu Ming fend off the rushing crowd, and finally said with a silly smile: "Actually, if the children are born with a boy and a girl, they can get married and be a family." That's good too!"

Wu Ming was chewing the dried sweet potatoes he just bought, and he almost jumped when he heard such a sentence, he turned his head to look at Shamao, and smiled: "Aren't you asking Hao Ye?"

The kitten laughed dryly immediately, the liberated pair of cat paws, together with the kitten's body, was covered with things that Wu Ming had just bought, from the scratching to the doll's rattle, the kitten was dressed like a grocery seller .

Wu Ming managed to stop the kitten from thinking about incest with a piece of dried sweet potato, and then a gust of wind blew the fragrance of glutinous rice balls, and the kitten's stomach sang in due course.

"Do you want to eat glutinous rice balls?" Wu Ming drooled while holding the sweet potato.

The little cat chewed on the dried sweet potatoes, and the mouth was full of saliva, and the two ran all the way to the stall selling glutinous rice balls: "Boss, two bowls." Wu Ming sat down to pay, touched it again and again, his face changed slightly.

The author has something to say: Kittens will be born, but there will be a lot of twists and turns

I hope he was born with the earnest expectations of his parents