Kitten's Escape from Marriage

It was another sleepless night in Dazhai. Ever since Hao Ye was awakened by the kitten's pale face, the whole Dazhai had almost no sleep at all.

With an order, the doctor and Sanniang rushed up from upstairs, the torches were connected to the pharmacy like a long dragon, and dozens of inches of silver needles were spread beside the bed, scaring the kitten's eyes so wide that it couldn't be round. Round again. .

The silver light is the fire light reflected by the silver needles. Countless candles illuminate the hut like daytime. There are people inside and outside the hut, but there is no sound. The posture of the two of the family-inspired secret arts cooperating is very scary.

It was even said that the serious expression of the two whispered several times, causing Kitten to hang his heart in his throat: Is he going to die, or is the child going to die?The poor cat's paw gripped the quilt tightly, and finally cast its eyes on Hao Ye beside the pillow. There was no reason, the kitten felt that if Hao Ye was around, he would not die, unless Hao Ye wanted him to die.

Actually, what disease is it?

Snack!

To be more specific, the kitten has been eating too much lately, and there is an excess of food in the stomach, and the accumulation of food over time, and the kitten ran for a while yesterday afternoon, so, after every meal, it has a stomachache, and then it is a small problem. .

but……

The kitten is pregnant!

No matter what, Sanniang and Doctor White Beard should treat her as pregnant women, and at the same time show off her medical skills casually. Moreover, Sanniang needs an excellent reason to administer medicine to the kitten—"total protection medicine!"

So, the white-bearded doctor first presented his housekeeping treasure, large and small silver needles. It is said that there are hundreds of them in a row. They have two purposes: one is to digest food, and the other is to gather the qi that needs to be transformed into a certain place and then seal it...

Sanniang was not to be outdone, and as soon as she heard the kitten reporting her illness, she immediately brought her long-prepared babies, big and small, in one go. The battle was connected with the row of silver needles, and the kitten rubbed its belly, feeling In fact, I don't feel any pain at all.

"Fu Jin, please hold out your hand!" The white beard doctor was the first to attack.

The cat's paws trembled.

Sanniang cooperated very well, pulled the cat's claw out of the tent and wrapped it on the thread. The cat's claw struggled. Who is Sanniang? She is a well-known tomboy in the mansion, a woman who is more manly than a man. The altar, she can move it lightly and deftly by herself-not born, but cultivated by the medicine.

The cat's paw was under the female bear's paw, struggling weakly, so the long red silk thread tightly wrapped around the wrist.

White Beard was just astonished and wanted to raise his eyes, but was forced back by a sharp gaze in the tent, and then lowered his head and muttered: "Not good..."

not good?

When the kitten, who was fighting against Sanniang's claws, was shocked when he heard this, he probed in a low voice: "Child..." Are you okay?

"I'm afraid I won't protect the child..." With the words of White Beard, the temperature in the room suddenly dropped by more than ten degrees, and everyone gasped secretly. The kitten felt cold, if Haoye hadn't held the kitten tightly at the right time The other hand, with a calm expression, the kitten will hold up the cat's corpse again, and show them faintly, he is a big man, and it's fine to have a child, but now he says no more, isn't this playing him?

"You can't help it?" Hao Ye's voice was very cold, but it made the little cat feel very warm, and for the first time looked at Hao Ye expectantly with a pair of adoring cat eyes.

"Yes, yes, but Fujin will work harder..." White Beard opened his mouth, and the cat's eyes automatically fell on the row of shining silver needles, wondering what they were for, and there were countless clouds, mountains and mists beside his ears. After going around, the kitten finally understood the last sentence: "Please San Niang take the needle!"

The kitten immediately understood that the injection was definitely not for testing poison.

"San San...mother!" Kitty Mao saw San Niang coming in with the curtain lifted, and for the first time felt that San Niang was special. Back then, the tit mother brandished a sickle to chase down the tit dad, and chased after him at the edge of the field.

"Haoye..." It was the kitten holding Haoye, preventing Haoye from calling for Xingxingyan when he was about to leave the bed.But Haoye just patted the cat's face, indicating that he would not leave, and just sat outside the tent, leaving the seat for Sanniang who killed without a knife. The kitten could only look at Haoye's figure, and then looked back at Sanniang Smiling is more terrifying than not smiling, thinking of the scene of being pressed on the chopping board for the first time and ripping off clothes-it's unbearable to look back!

This time the kitten can only silently watch Sanniang's old trick repeat and lift up the hem of his clothes, and he doesn't even have to struggle, he is used to being picked up, the only uncomfortable thing is why even women's strength is above him, his little Shame, shame, cat!His only worry is that this time Sanniang's big battle won't really make him regret it for the second time!

"Ah—" The first scream was the scene of the kitten being slapped on the bed by the bear's paw.

"Three..." Before the words finished, it was the scene of Sanniang picking up the inch-plus-inch silver needle, and the kitten's fear of getting the first needle.

"Hiss—" is the sound of the kitten being stabbed and numb, as the old man with the white beard recites each acupuncture point.

Outside the tent, there were many figures but no sound. Looking inside the tent, there was only a silver light shining. Sanniang raised her hand and dropped it. In an instant, the silver needle pierced a piece of silver light. The kitten became a very valuable cat hedgehog. The difference is that the spines of the hedgehog grow on the back, and his kittens are born on the stomach, and these spines are all silver, very valuable!

The only thing the kitten feels relieved is that these silver needles are all around the stomach, and there is none in the middle. At least the kittens in his stomach are safe, and it is not in vain. cold sweat.

The silver needle had to be turned for a long time after it was stuck, so that the kitten couldn't remember when he fell asleep. When he was shaken awake and poured countless strange-tasting soups, he realized that the new day had turned out his own body. The fish belly is white waiting to bask in the sun.Of course he didn't know, Haoye passed by Sanniang before going to the study to rest, and said casually: "Maybe I don't know what you are planning, but you remember that he is with you, and I will not die if he dies." leave him alone!"

Those words were as cold as water pouring down in midwinter, making Sanniang not move for a long time, even though everyone had receded, her hands and feet were still cold, she remembered the words Mrs. Do you believe in retribution..." She Sanniang didn't believe it, but when she looked back at the kitten's sleeping face, she was always in a daze - the kitten at this moment was so similar to the wife back then.Sure enough, I still came to collect debts!Could it be that she personally helped her raise Wu Ming, isn't Madam still satisfied?

Forbidden...

Sanniang raised her eyes and reached out to caress the kitten's sweaty face, she seemed quite frightened, he was just a fool, he shouldn't understand the grievances of the previous generation, and he didn't need to understand to be happy forever.

It's just that Sanniang sighed, it would be great if you were a girl!

Hustle and bustle, passing in the noisy night.

When the outside of Dazhai was surrounded by mountain people who came from all over the place to go to the market, the inner three floors were surrounded, and the outer three floors were trading with each other. Dazhai had just started a busy day of grooming. Yue Jian pretended to appear outside Dazhai for inspection. Last night's oolong made him regret the idea of ​​having an heir, and it would be even more inappropriate to give up halfway.

Unlike Haoye, who was busy grasping the power of Lingxi, even though Kitten's stomach was still full of silver needles before he fell asleep that night, he slept deeply, and in his dream there was a waddling, wriggling The child, as fat and small as a kitten, drools when he laughs, holds a cloth tiger and gives it to his mouth, and waving his paws up and down when he is happy, making the sound of grandma... just that As soon as the child opened his mouth, the kitten was completely depressed, because he called the kitten "Grandma!"

Mom, you are a big head!

When the kitten woke up, he was drinking the strange-flavored soup, rubbing his stomach and muttering, I am your father, even if I gave birth to you, I am your father!

"What are you talking about?" Sanniang took the kitten's bowl and carefully observed the kitten's belly, because what Hao Ye meant was that he could ignore what they were doing, but the kitten must not be in danger.

The methods of getting a big belly are all harmful to health, but Sanniang chose a forbidden technique from her ancestors - it is said that it can make people have a potbellied effect, as if they are fertile, but it is called a forbidden technique, I am afraid that there will be some harm. There is a well-known secret among them, but Sanniang used it, and Hao Ye said this. Sanniang was always in a state of turmoil, restless, and had an ominous premonition.

"San Niang, your medicine is really strange!" the kitten laughed, from beauty to pregnancy, his stomach had more medicine than rice.

"That's right, if you want to give birth to a big fat boy, as smart as a young man, it's right to drink more!"

"Then there's no need for it!" Like Hao Ye, who doesn't distinguish between men and women, and will marry a man's daughter-in-law in the future, then he won't be a family of fools!

The kitten put down the bowl, thought for a while, the child is still as smart as himself, it would be best if he looks like Hao Ye, he must not be a fool like Hao Ye, that would be a pity!

"Sanniang, why do other people vomit when they are pregnant and have children, and I'm fine?" Kitty suddenly remembered that someone said that Wu Ming was reacting badly recently.

Sanniang raised her eyes and said, "Different bodies react differently." She murmured to herself, it's easy for you to vomit.

The kitten nodded, he is a man, so naturally there are some differences.

"Then why does her baby move, but mine doesn't?" Kitten finally asked the question he wanted to ask the most.

"..." Sanniang was taken aback, she seemed to have forgotten this, fetal movement is a very troublesome problem, the best way to deal with kittens is nothing more than: "Little cat, you are a man!"

Kitten nods.

"Men have children, and there are some things that are different from women." Sanniang continued to make up.

The kitten continued to nod.

"A man has a thick belly, so you can't feel him moving!" Sanniang concluded.

The cat tilted its head, feeling that it made sense, but also that it didn't make sense, Wu Ming's belly was much fatter than his.

"I'm not fat!" Cat's Claw consciously grabbed the recently accumulated fat on his stomach, and felt that it was not half as thick as Wu Ming's!

"Don't touch it, anyway, I guarantee you will have a baby!" Sanniang found that the kitten was getting harder and harder to deceive.

"But you..." The kitten still had a lot of questions, and he wanted to ask the truth, and tell him what the pregnant woman should pay attention to?But the door was pushed open, and the potbellied Wu Ming had already opened the door and entered.

The author has something to say: After reading everyone’s comments, I decided to adopt everyone’s opinions