Kitten's Escape from Marriage

If being pregnant is like a thunderclap, and the bombing kitten is in a daze for several days, and almost doesn't know what day and night will be, but the only thing that makes people feel relieved is——

However, Hao Ye was unexpectedly kind to the kitten. Every day, he helped the kitten clean up the fishbone, and even fed the kitten, making the kitten more and more lazy.

The only thing that dissatisfied the kitten was that the bowl on Haoye's side was what the kitten wanted to kill.He started talking about one person eating two people's supplements, and said that his stomach would be bigger in one month, and it would be as big as a drum in five months. The child began to pick a nanny, and settled on a steady wife...

Unexamined, the kitten was forced to drink one bowl of chicken soup and another bowl of chicken soup every day. After eating one chicken and another chicken, when the bowl was surrounded by a pile of small bones, the stomach was flat. After more than ten days, the first This time protruded a little bit!

Touching the kitten made him flustered!Every time I open my mouth to ask Sanniang to get a diagnosis, I feel lingering fear.

And Haoye didn't care at all, just smiled deeply and watched the kitten's belly getting rounder, and then when the kitten lowered its head to mourn, carefully wiped Huahua's mouth and paws for the kitten, He never tires of asking the kitten: "What else do you want to eat, I'll make it in the kitchen!"

The kitten actually wants to be melancholy every time, saying that a man giving birth is too mythical!

But when Hao Ye said that he could eat whatever he wanted, the kitten couldn’t help but spout again: “I also want to eat mung bean cakes, shrimp dumplings, bean curd buns, braised pork…” He read a series of words in one breath, never thinking Ever since he said he was pregnant, someone actually took notes and repeated what he said, for fear of missing anything.

Be good, Kitty immediately understood why women like to have children, because they can eat whatever they want!

Looking at the food, the little cat's eyes will be shining brightly, rubbing his stomach, and comforting himself, even if he is a man, for the sake of eating, having a baby is as easy as Hao Ye said.He's a kitten... You can still think about it reluctantly, at worst, run away in the future and run away with a child!Also earned one!

It's just that the more it eats, the more worried the kitten becomes—

If he wasn't pregnant, would he vomit it out?The kitten is hesitant to touch his stomach, but he can't help but wants to eat more!

When the kitten was full and lay on the table sighing for his gluttony, and heard the passing maid say: "Missy really has a good appetite, the baby must be fat and fat after giving birth!", still can't accept this shocking fact .

Another person said: "It's just that the eldest lady seems to eat so much, she doesn't seem to be as energetic as before!"

Another laughed and said, "What do you know, women get tired easily when they are pregnant, and they like to think wildly!"

"Really?" The voices of the two faded away.

The kitten raised its head immediately, and was full of energy. He is not a woman!How can you have these symptoms?

but

Maotou lay back again, his kitten is not a woman and has children, and the situation is almost similar!

Hey--

Hey--

The sigh sounded like boudoir grievances. On the afternoon of January when the pregnancy was revealed, there was an endless stream of congratulatory people outside Dazhai.

And under the shade of the trees in the new building, a certain one was patting its round belly, like the moon surrounded by stars, leaning on the small rocking chair specially given to him, humming incomparably melancholy.

A cat's paw stretches out to a plate of freshly made walnut cake by the deck chair from time to time, sighs, and puts it into the cat's mouth to chew and chew, while the two behind them are vigorously fanning...

When Wu Ming vomited so dizzy, before he had time to be happy that the damn preparations for his son's marriage had ended, he fell into the toil of running around for the future child again.

So when she passed by the new building, she was very annoyed when she saw the kitten who was treated like a panda before she traveled abroad. on the cat.

"Don't sigh!" Wu Ming looked pale and found a chair to sit down for a while, worried that he would accidentally slap this silly cat to death.

"Hey—" There was another sigh, Wu Ming looked up and saw a cat paw put a piece of cake into his mouth, the kitten was leaning on the rocking chair while stroking its belly with the other cat paw, Maoyan, who lied to death, looked at Wu Ming aggrievedly. He felt bitter, how could her woman know the pain and helplessness of his pregnancy as a man.

Wu Ming tried his best to ignore it, thinking that he would have to go to the market tomorrow to buy something, so he really couldn't bear the kitten's way of raising fat at the moment: "It is said that going to the market tomorrow is not good for children, so it's better to go out for a walk." ?” Just bring anyone who can carry a bag.

"Can you go out?" Kitten stopped the rocking chair and asked in a low voice.

"You have his child in your stomach, you don't know how to run with the ball?" Wu Ming also took a piece of cake to eat, she didn't want to bring a bag, she would lose the bag.

"Hehehe!" Think!The kitten concealed a smile, feeling very disappointed in his heart, and the resentful cat's claws were on his stomach, wanting to grind them.But what does "run with the ball" mean?The kitten couldn't figure it out, and didn't dare to ask. It just felt that learned people spoke differently, and couldn't understand it at all!

"I advise you, if you give up your heart and run with a big belly, you will die!" Wu Ming was very nervous about the kitten's thoughts of running away, and her child still counted on this silly cat to be raised as a kitten, "and , when you meet wild beasts in the mountains, how can you climb a tree with a big belly?"

The kitten tilted its head and thought about it, and suddenly felt that the situation was very serious. Let alone climbing a tree with a big belly, it would not be fast to run... Sure enough, it is very bad to be pregnant!The kitten is even more troubled!

Wu Ming watched the kitten wrinkle its face, and the three-stroked shallow cat's whiskers still have light marks, vaguely like a child, and couldn't help worrying about his child, although he hadn't expected it, but in the past month, gradually The bulging belly, the child's heartbeat is always like a life, clinging to his own life, breathing together, it is difficult not to love, leave it to the kitten...he has no sense of being a mother at all!

"You said there is no way, not to give birth? There will be no danger?" The kitten called out the people behind him and asked in a low voice.

Wu Ming raised his eyes, secretly startled: "You don't want a child?"

"Hush—" the kitten was in a hurry, and the cat's paw was anxiously waving to tell Wu Ming not to speak so loudly: "I'm a man!" How can he have a baby?

"Don't worry, no one will know!" Wu Ming comforted.

"No, have you ever heard of a man giving birth? I am no longer a monster?" Kitten continued to whisper.

Wu Ming was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly remembered that Sanniang said that the little iron cock Hao Ye had always regarded the kitten as a woman, and there was no distinction between men and women, so he hurriedly said in a low voice: "Don't let the young man know about this, if he knows, he will kill him." your!"

The kitten immediately covered the cat's mouth with its paws, and said through its fingers, "Why don't you want a child? I won't die either?" He really didn't want to be a monster.

Wu Ming lowered his eyes, even if a kitten like Kusi believed that the child was born by him, it would be difficult for him to have feelings.

"You can't help it?" Kitten was anxious, thinking that he would die.

"It's not that there's no way...but, kitty, do you have the heart to kill your child?" Wu Ming raised his bright eyes and glanced at calculations: "He is a life!"

The kitten immediately touched its stomach and felt it. It only felt bloated, but did not feel the so-called life.

"Your one is still small! You touch mine!" Wu Ming put the cat's paw on her stomach without thinking, feeling that this had shaken her fetal movement recently.

The kitten blushed unconsciously, not because he felt any fetal movement, but because Wu Ming is a beauty, and it's really embarrassing for the kitten to have passed a woman's belly!

As soon as Wu Ming saw the kitten's face, he knew what the kitten was thinking, and was about to shake off the kitten's paw angrily, but suddenly felt that the kitten's expression hadn't changed.

Under the cat's paw, a protuberance that looked like a small foot fiddled with the palm of the palm, pressed against the cat's paw, retracted, and kicked again!

"Can...can move!" The kitten was so curious, it put the cat's paws in another place, and the little feet seemed to kick over through the stomach again, tried and tested, just found it interesting, Wu Ming backed away with a dark face , this silly cat actually used her stomach as a toy!

The cat's paw fell to nothing, and the disappointed cat's eyes looked at Wu Ming with admiration: "Is there really a child inside?"

Wu Ming nodded.

The kitten stared round, unimaginable, he was so shocked, the little life under the cat's paws, the naughty kicking and kicking was completely a child!A soft string in his heart seemed to be plucked slowly, which gave the kitten an inexplicable feeling.

"You have it in your stomach too!" Wu Ming said with a smile, laughing with a black belly in his heart: silly cat!

The kitten couldn't help stroking its stomach, stroking and stroking, stroking and stroking again, not knowing why it still felt bloated and full.

"Why didn't I?" The kitten felt more and more annoyed, his stomach was like a drum, it seemed empty.

"Maybe it's too small, or maybe he knows you don't want him, so he doesn't dare to move, for fear that you will take him away!" Wu Ming picked up a piece of cake, and was very happy to see the kitten's troubled look. Non-stop, big worried eyes full of fear.

"It is said that if a child knows that his mother doesn't want him, he will be very sad. If he is sad, he will get sick in his stomach and die..." Wu Ming chewed the cake, looking at the kitten's confident big eyes. Eyes, the more you talk, the more you seem to forget that you are the mother-to-be who doesn't want a child, "So don't worry, if you say you don't want him every day, he will cry, cry, and die in your stomach ,you……"

"You lied to me?" The kitten nervously put its paw on its stomach and continued to grope, but there was still no movement.

"Have you touched him?" Wu Ming deliberately asked.

The kitten raised its frightened cat eyes, with a pale face, and shook the kitten's head like a rattle. The poor cat's paws never dared to leave its belly.

Wu Ming turned away his face, becoming evil, and suddenly felt that he was very talented, and decided to strike while the iron was hot, and said more: "He feels that you don't love him, don't want him, so he is afraid of you, and dare not let you find him... Is there no movement at all?"

The cat's claws hung on its stomach, and the kitten nodded pitifully.

"So don't worry, maybe he will be gone soon!" Wu Ming said firmly: "If you don't take him away, he will go! Stay alone in the stomach, and my parents don't want him ... Poor child... so quiet, I don't dare to make trouble..." Wu Ming also said that the more he got into the drama, he even put his hand on the kitten's belly, "It seems that he must be hiding in a corner and crying alone."

The little cat gradually became unhappy, very sad, and unloved... It was not the same as when he was a child, his misty eyes gradually lowered, and he said in a low voice: "What will happen after it is quiet?"

"If you let him keep quiet like this, the child will die!" Wu Ming really liked the way the kitten believed everything, it was so cute, and he really wanted to pet the cat's head to show his liking.

"Dead?" the kitten whispered and repeated.

"Well, and because he hid himself, cried and cried, and cried to death, you will not be in danger!" Wu Ming unconsciously ate the last piece of cake, licking his fingertips, and then remembered her Business, "Little cat, will you go to the market with me tomorrow?"

The kitten was still in his own emotions, tangled, and raised his eyes timidly: "I want to touch him..."

"Huh?" Wu Ming raised his eyes, the change must have been too fast!

"I said I was going to touch his..." little feet!The kitten looked directly at Wu Ming in contradiction.

Wu Ming was stumped, and the phrase "shoot yourself in the foot with a rock!" "Hehehe...I...I'm not a doctor, why don't you ask...Ask Sanniang?" Wu Ming was embarrassed and hated himself Just talk about it.

"There is no movement at all..." The kitten's face turned slightly blue at some point, "Is it..." Almost dead?A trace of fear slipped through the kitten's heart.

"Well...maybe..." Sleeping!Before Wu Ming could finish his sentence, the kitten jumped off the rocking chair and rushed out of the yard like it was on fire!Wu Ming shut his mouth, do you believe this too?

Wu Ming turned his head back slowly, only to see that the rocking chair was still rocking, rocking, rocking, so he was deceived?Wu Ming stared, and before the little iron rooster came to Xingshi to question her, she slipped away quite guilty.

The author has something to say: the kitten is about to enter the state of a cat mother.