Kitten's Escape from Marriage

Stretching out the wrist, the red thread was entangled, the kitten's heart was beating like a drum, and the other cat's paw patted and patted the belly, hoping to find a child.

One drop of cold sweat, two drops of cold sweat...

The old man just didn't speak, touched and touched, frowned, touched and touched, and kept wiping the sweat on his forehead, not knowing what the silk thread could touch, not knowing at all that Haoye moved his hands and feet under the silk thread, don't Speaking of children, even men and women can hardly figure it out—Hao Ye doesn't want to, everyone knows that the kitten is a man's secret, after all... not for the world!

The kitten waited and waited, and Haoye couldn't help but frown. It turned out that everything was arranged. As for the diagnosis, did it take so long?

"Congratulations, my lord!" The old man got up and said, "Fujin is a happy pulse, just like Miss Miao said, it's been nearly two months..." The kitten didn't hear the words clearly, and was startled for a moment, only knowing that the people around were laughing. With a happy face, Haoye also said that he would reward, while Miaomiao and Apa's faces were both blue and frightened.

But the one that frightened the most was the kitten. After the whole head buzzed, it turned into a straight kitten corpse.

child?

He is pregnant?

The kitten closes its eyes and dare not open it. The reality is cruel, and the dream is not beautiful. It only has the scent of food, and it is holding the door of a cat that has been empty until now, and it is hungry!Then he got up and sat down on the edge of the bed. For the first time, the kitten looked at the delicious food on the table, and suddenly felt unable to eat for a moment——

He is a man!Pregnant with a child, how to run?There is also a child who grows up and asks him for a grandmother. He can't say that I am a grandmother, can he?

The kitten was very distressed, very distressed, with a cat face wrinkled into a ball, and wanted to call the doctor back, he is a man, pregnant, he is no longer a monster?

But when he raised his eyes, Haoye was sitting by the bed, smiling so weirdly that no matter how he looked at him, he couldn't figure out what was wrong, anyway, something was wrong, the kitten pouted its cat face, hating this face that laughed so hard .Then when he thought that if there was a child, the child would call Haoye Abba, and the kitten's face would turn red.

"Aren't you hungry?"

As soon as Hao Ye brought the kitten back, he deliberately mobilized the crowd to prepare a table of quite, quite rich breakfast.The purpose is very simple, first feed the kittens fatter.

The kitten didn't move, and a pair of cat paws hadn't come down from its stomach since it came back.Maoyan looked at Hao Ye hesitating to speak, he was hungry, but even more troubled, he is really a man!There is a baby in the belly, what's the matter?

"Open your mouth!" Hao Ye scooped up the porridge and sat down to feed the kitten, looking like a filial wife.

The kitten didn't want to open it, it was just hungry. The cat's flat mouth opened wide without thinking, and then a spoonful of sweet porridge went into the mouth. Hao Ye only felt a move in his heart, so he simply kissed the kitten lightly, and stared at Hao Ye in a daze.

He's a man, so it's okay to be forced to marry, and then it's like that... Now he has a child, and he's still like this today... The kitten has all kinds of tastes, and the cat's head is stupid for a while, and it almost seems to be in a trance. Hao Ye is a husband and wife Yes—but the kitten will never admit that he is on the woman's side!

"Look at what I do?"

Haoye smiled crookedly, and deepened the kiss again with his posture. Although he was still holding a bowl and a spoon, Haoye was very pleased to find that the kitten came over to kiss him obediently, so he secretly smiled. For a while, but his face was absolutely calm, just whispering in a low and ambiguous manner.

The kitten quickly looked away: "It's you who is so weird!" It's okay to kiss him so tenderly, but it looks like a bad stomach at first glance, his kitten will not like this silly boy who doesn't distinguish between men and women!

"Why is it so strange?" Hao Ye chased after him, and continued to feed the porridge in his hands, with sly glints in his dark eyes.

Weird from top to bottom!The little cat's eyes looked at Haoye quietly, and murmured in his heart, the cat's mouth didn't wait for Haoye to shout again, it automatically opened its cat's mouth to wait for the spoon, but it didn't dare to open it too much for fear of scaring people!

But Haoye didn't put the spoon into the cat's mouth this time.

Looking at the cat's eyes, he knew that this bad boy waited for him to say what he liked to hear, "it's... different from...usual...!" The cat again unconsciously touched the cat's belly to worry.

"Of course it's different!" Hao Ye put a spoonful of porridge into the cat's mouth, and then whispered: "I'm going to be a dad..." He just started, and the kitten was choked by the porridge.

"Cough, cough, cough!" The kitten patted his chest, clearly intending to choke him to death!It must be the old doctor who is blind and made a mistake!

"Why are you choking?" Hao Ye pretended to be concerned and patted.

"Huh—" the kitten endured, withdrew his favor just now, and lowered his head smoothly, his cat's eyes glaring round.

"There still seems to be no change here!" Hao Ye's hand was right on the kitten's chest. In fact, it was not intentional. The kitten was flat, and everything was flat when he touched it. He was really unintentional.But since he was misunderstood as having a heart, how could he not say something: "I think, if our child is like you, I think we need to hire at least two nannies!"

Nanny?

Puzzled, the kitten raised its eyes and asked.

"It's for the baby!" Hao Ye said concisely, and then deliberately looked at the kitten's flat chest more directly.

The kitten naturally didn't understand, and followed Hao Ye's eyes to look at his own flat chest——his flat chest is something that he only learned about today, he is a man who is not flat, is it like a woman?

"I think you can't count on it!" Haoye didn't move his hand, but even touched it.

The kitten's face flushed immediately, this time it was not ashamed, but angry!

"Haoye—" The little cat couldn't take it anymore!He gritted his teeth and spat out the word.A pair of cat's paws scratched secretly for a long time, but finally succumbed to the evil forces and became depressed.

"I'm here!" Hao Ye was very happy to see the kitten finally returned to normal, and continued to feed the cat with the porridge!

"Is it delicious?" Hao Ye changed the subject and asked in a low voice.

"Okay, eat!" The kitten chewed and chewed, as if it was Hao Ye who was eating, and then continued to open its mouth,

"Then eat more, hello, our child will be fine, he will be born white and fat, as beautiful as you!" Hao Ye continued to laugh.

The kitten twitched all over, and the opened cat's mouth twitched even more.

Our children?

The kitten is angry, he and Haoye are at odds, we are not with him, and his belly is getting bigger, don't think that we will be fine if we say one word!he wants……

With a twist of the cat's head, Hao Ye was killed, and he himself was killed!What about the child?Or think again!

"I said... Do you want to take another look?"

Kitten pondered over and over again, feeling uneasy, he is a man, but his belly is bigger than before!He swears that if it proves that there is no child, he will run away absolutely, immediately, immediately!

Going to Tianya, Haijiao, wherever Hao Ye is, his kitten will never appear there!

Haoye looked at the kitten's froze smile, lowered his eyes, wanted to escape?No way!

He pulled the cat's paw, bit his fingertips and smiled: "If you are worried about the child, let Sanniang take a look. She gave birth to a child, and I will let her serve you, okay?" Fu, hey——Hao Ye, I suddenly thought that there really was a child here, the child of Hao Ye and the kitten!

"kindness!"

The little cat nodded, Sanniang was more powerful, he always felt a little uneasy, especially the doctor had been diagnosing for so long, it seemed that it was a bit difficult to make a wrong diagnosis!

"Good boy!" Hao Ye hugged the kitten and smiled: "Little cat, do you know that your health is not good, the doctor said, you have to be careful not to run around, it is best not to run, otherwise the baby will be gone!"

The kitten nodded obediently, planning secretly in his heart, from today onwards he must be free to run and jump, and then fall or two...

"Actually, children are not as important as you!" Hao Ye continued.

The kitten pursed his lips, so of course Qingshan would not worry about his kitten not giving birth to cats, you are so beautiful!I'm a man...it's absolutely impossible to give birth...but what if I give birth?The cat's claws began to scratch Hao Ye's belly quietly in the corner of his eyes again!

"It's just that you have to be careful, kitty, with your current body, even if you accidentally slip your waist, it will kill you!" Hao Ye said seemingly unintentionally.

When the little cat heard it, he wanted his cat's life, all plans were smashed in the cat's head, and he asked tentatively: "Really?"

Hao Ye said very seriously: "Haven't you heard of the saying that one dead body kills two?"

The kitten shook its head pitifully, looked at Hao Ye eagerly, its eyes widened, and the three-pointed cat whiskers on the corners of its mouth yesterday made it even more attractive.

"It's a pregnant person, two of them will die once they die, so mother and child are connected!" Hao Ye began to make nonsense, he actually listened to people calling for a woman to give birth to a child, and then the child fell to the ground.Knows no more than a kitten.

"Where's the male one?" Kitten didn't dare to ask the man.

"It's more dangerous!" Hao Ye said with a solemn face, "otherwise, why haven't I heard of roosters that have laid eggs? I think they must be aggressive, and they don't know if they have children. The eggs are gone, and they won't die anyway." I know! Kitten, your face is so pale, why are you uncomfortable?"

The kitten turned pale and looked at Hao Ye: "Then... what should I do then?" He is going to die!

"What should I do? Don't worry, you are obedient. There are doctors in Dazhai. Don't say you are a woman. Even if you are a man, it is not dangerous to have a child!" Haoye looked at the kitten with a pair of suspicious eyes. The cat's eyes looked at him, full of shakes!

"Really...Really?" The kitten didn't know whether to believe it, but the boy said that he could consummate the house at the beginning... The kitten struggled in his heart.

"Of course it's true. What did I lie to you for? You're my child in your belly, little cat. You must be careful of yourself recently. Don't run around, and don't keep thinking about the outside. You think if you slip away temporarily It’s trivial to go out, just wait outside when you have a big belly, who will get you and the baby food, where you feel uncomfortable, who will see the doctor for you? And who do you ask to deliver your baby?” Hao Ye flickered a series, flickering The kitten was startled.

"I heard that after giving birth, you have to take off your pants and lie on the bed, the same posture as when we had sex for the first time..." Hao Ye followed the temptation carefully.

The kitten's mouth was in the shape of "oh", and it couldn't help shivering!Immediately, he thought of him escaping to give birth, and was found to be a big man, and he was still giving birth... I couldn't help swallowing, I would be regarded as a monster!

"However, in Dazhai, I asked San Niang to deliver the baby for you, do you like it?"

The kitten hangs down the poor cat's head, so what if it doesn't like it, it's all said, if you really want to let Sanniang come, why don't you still treat him as a monster?The more the kitten thought about it, the more wrinkled the cat's face became, and the eyes that looked at Hao Ye turned into thousands of sharp swords when Hao Ye turned to him, cutting Hao Ye into pieces——

It's all because of him, he, a big man like a kitten, was also pregnant by a silly boy!The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and the more angry he became, the more he thought about it. As a result, for several days, there was only Hao Ye and an unknown child left in the kitten's head.

But what upsets the kitten the most is that no matter how angry he is, when Haoye comes back at night, the kitten will often lie obediently and wait for Haoye to continue sowing seeds. Loved it (paw covered, kitten tragically finds herself shy)!

The author has something to say: give birth or adopt one, I am so conflicted!