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"Your Bai Yujing's new pillar, is he a crosstalk talker?"

In the VIP area on the second floor, in Qin Mu's private box, Chu Suiyi looked at Cheng Lang standing on the stage shaking his burden with a confused face, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "I'm really getting more and more confused about what you think now. It's becoming more and more difficult to figure it out."

Qin Mu lowered his eyes and looked at Cheng Lang, who was enjoying himself on the stage like a fish in water, and tapped his knees with his slender fingers.

Brother Chen stood behind Qin Mu with an embarrassed expression on his face, hesitant to speak: "Our Bai Yujing's acting style is really not like this!"

"It's mainly Cheng Lang..." Brother Chen thought for a while, but couldn't find the precise words to describe Cheng Lang.

"This guy is quite funny!" Chu Suiyi asked Qin Mu with a smile, "Have you seen the video uploaded on the Internet?"

Qin Mu didn't speak.Chu Suiyi was also used to it, and said to himself: "The method is very vicious, and one hit is sure to hit. The president of the Calligraphy and Painting Association can't stand it at all. You recruited such a master to be a pillar of your own house. Be careful of his pretending Pigs eat tigers."

"I heard that this person was the one who volunteered to perform on stage the day Qin Lao San came here. After that, he became Bai Yujing's new pillar, and he also ran away your previous pillar?" Chu Suiyi continued to gossip.

When Brother Chen heard this, he frowned thoughtfully.

"No way!" Brother Chen couldn't help but defend Cheng Lang: "He's just an orphan with no father and no mother, and he has no background. He used to work as a part-time waiter in Bai Yujing before selling wine to earn a commission. With the Qin family's gang , have never dealt with."

Chu Suiyi smiled and said nothing.

Brother Chen felt a little worried when he saw this.After thinking about it, he said, "How about I change him?"

"It's not necessary." Qin Mu said lightly: "Everyone is here with me, so what else can we create?"

Chu Suiyi moved his ears and looked at Qin Mu.

Qin Mu still had the face of a dead man with no waves in the ancient well.Chu Suiyi blinked, and suddenly said: "Next month is the [-]th birthday of the old man of the Qin family. Doesn't the old man love to listen to people's storytelling and cross talk? Why don't you bring our pillar of the story with you? Is it good?" , is also your filial piety."

By the way, let's see if this kid has anything to do with the Qin family.Brother Chen suddenly realized, and looked at Qin Mu.

Qin Mu was silent for a moment, then said, "That's fine."

For some reason, Brother Chen suddenly broke into a sweat for Cheng Lang.

"...I'm not convinced!" In the audience, Yao Liangsheng, who had been turned into a grandson, rolled up his arms and sleeves and questioned Cheng Lang: "We said that cross talkers hit you with intentional harm? What do you mean if you hit us now? ?”

Cheng Lang looked at Yao Liangsheng innocently: "Did I just smash it?"

Yao Liangsheng said, "Why not!"

"He's telling the truth!" Cheng Lang continued to look at the audience innocently: "Do you think so?"

The guests in the audience were afraid that the fight would not be successful, so they shouted in unison: "No!"

Some people yelled at the two brothers Yao Liangsheng and Yao Liangjing: "You two go up and hurt each other with him."

The two brothers of the Yao family came here today with the intention of weighing Cheng Lang.Hearing the words was not ambiguous, and immediately rushed to the stage.

In an instant, the audience applauded like thunder.

Cheng Lang looked at Yao Liangsheng and Yao Liangjing, who were sandwiching him from one left to the other, holding the guitar with vigilance on his face: "Let's say yes first! It's okay to fight with words and not fight with martial arts. It's fine to play lip service, but not martial arts."

"Don't worry!" Yao Liangsheng comforted: "When we talk about cross talk, we all pay attention to convincing others with virtue, and we will never bully the few with more."

"I'm mainly afraid that you will sue me for intentional injury." Cheng Lang said, "Now that prices are rising and inflation is rising, I can't afford to pay for the medical expenses of two people."

"Hey!" The crowd in the audience started to slap and boo again: "It's as if you can beat them both by yourself!"

"That would be even better!" Cheng Lang said beamingly: "To be honest, I am a young man with lofty goals."

"Ouch!" Everyone in the audience retched in special cooperation.

Cheng Lang turned a deaf ear: "...My small goal at this stage is to earn him [-] million first."

"But in this world, the economy is in a recession. It's not so easy to earn [-] million. I was a little worried at first, and didn't know what good project to look for. When I saw these two brothers today, I suddenly had an inspiration."

Yao Liangjing looked at Cheng Lang and asked, "What inspiration?"

Cheng Lang looked at Yao Liangjing, then at Yao Liangsheng: "I heard that all of you who talk about cross talk are very united."

"Yeah." Yao Liangjing replied: "We say cross talk is Qixin. For example, in our Daguantai, the first rule of entry is unity and friendship, and internal fighting is not allowed between the same sects."

"I just like to cuddle together." Cheng Lang concluded in one sentence: "If outsiders bully you, they must group up and attack you."

Yao Liangjing looked at Cheng Lang and felt that this kid was going to play tricks.But he couldn't guess how Cheng Lang would run on people, so he bit the bullet and answered: "That's not called grouping. That's called unity."

"Why don't we say that Chinese characters are extensive and profound!" Cheng Lang said with emotion.

Yao Liangjing: "..."

Before the two brothers of the Yao family could react, Cheng Lang continued to ask: "So how do you, a cross talk gang, usually judge whether your fellow disciples are being bullied?"

Yao Liangsheng couldn't help but make a suggestion: "Can you be more precise with your words? We are not a gang—"

"It's a club?" Cheng Lang carefully changed the word.

Yao Liangsheng took a deep breath: "That's called a team!"

"Almost." Cheng Lang waved his hand.The audience in the audience was laughing like crazy.

Cheng Lang continued to ask: "For example, today's incident, can it be regarded as my bullying you?"

"That definitely doesn't count." Yao Liangjing said with a smile: "Today we took the initiative to come here to ask for advice. If you say it well, it's called sparring. If you say it bad, it means that your skills are inferior to others."

Cheng Lang nodded: "Then you are quite particular."

Yao Liangjing smiled and said, "That's right. I've already said that we convince people with virtue!"

"There's no time to do it?" Cheng Lang asked suddenly.

"Of course not!" Yao Liangsheng replied, and couldn't help asking: "Why do you always think about doing things?"

"Isn't this for my big plan to make money!" Cheng Lang analyzed with his fingers: "I think so. You all like to talk about unity when you talk about cross talk. If a person is bullied, everyone else has to help find it. Today I If you bully both of you, wait for you two to go back crying—"

"Who is crying?" Yao Liangsheng interrupted Cheng Lang: "If you talk about cross talk, just talk about cross talk. Don't slander people, okay?"

"I'm talking about the ideal state!" Cheng Lang said, "Don't interrupt."

Cheng Lang continued to talk about his plan to make money: "At that time, your brothers and sisters will all come to me in order to avenge you. Give me a punch..."

Yao Liangsheng emphasized again: "We say that cross talk pays attention to convincing people with virtue, and will not beat people."

"It's okay! I will work hard." Cheng Lang said perfunctorily, and continued to analyze: "I think there should be a lot of cross talk actors in your Daguantai. If everyone can give me a punch, I will go to Xiehe Hospital at that time A trip to the hospital bed. The small goal of [-] million this year is almost completed."

"Are you co-authoring to blackmail someone?" The two brothers of the Yao family understood it this time.Looking at Cheng Lang dumbfounded: "Is this how you achieved your goal?"

"It's almost the same as you talk about cross talk." Cheng Lang said modestly.

"That's far from it." Yao Liangsheng said, "We're not that bad, are we?"

"Humble, aren't you!" Cheng Lang waved his hand: "Everyone doesn't rely on damage output to make money. It's just that you said that cross talkers beat me up, which is mental damage. I went to the door to be beaten passively, which is an active physical attack. .”

Yao Liangsheng and Yao Liangjing have really learned a lot: "How can you explain it this way when you co-author Pengci?"

"How can this be called Pengci?" Cheng Lang disagreed: "You know that in the old society, there was a kind of people who made money by lending money."

"I know." Yao Liangsheng nodded: "Usury! Hateful!"

"It's really hateful to make money by oppressing others and hurting others." For example, those who use people to smash people in exchange for appearance fees belong to the category of mental oppression and mental damage.

The two brothers of the Yao family: "..."

Cheng Lang changed the topic: "But now I deliberately squeeze myself to let others vent their anger, and earn money by the way. This is different. How respectable is this spirit of sacrificing the ego to entertain the public."

"You can pull it down!" Yao Liangsheng couldn't bear it anymore: "Aren't you just lying on purpose?"

"Why did you just let it go?" Cheng Lang looked innocently at the two brothers of the Yao family.

"You deliberately provoked us, and when my brother couldn't help beating someone, you go to the hospital. Sue us for intentional injury. Let us lose money. You also want our brother to pay [-] million. Isn't this blackmail? "

Cheng Lang suddenly realized: "It turned out that I deliberately came to the door to provoke others. When others couldn't help but fight back, they said that they had been hurt and demanded compensation. This kind of behavior is called blackmail!"

Yao Liangsheng and Yao Liangjing looked at each other, and suddenly felt something was wrong.

Cheng Lang said with a smile: "Then if you deliberately come to the door to provoke others, and wait until the others can't help but fight back, your skills are not as good as others and you will be hurt. But if you don't ask for compensation, what is this kind of behavior called?"

There was a sudden silence on and off the stage.Immediately afterwards, everyone reacted.

"it is good!"

"well said!"

"This bundle shakes beautifully!"

Not only did he shake out the burden, but he also beat and beat the two brothers of the Yao family.But it is true.Daguantai and Baiyujing are originally two paths that do not interfere with the water of the river.Just because the guests who went to join the show said a few more words, the crosstalk performers from Daguantai went to Bai Yujing's place to "ask for advice on skills".If this matter is small, it is a cross-industry competition, and if it is big, it is a mess.It was also thanks to Cheng Lang himself that he was so quick-spoken that he took over the mess.

Otherwise, today's matter would be really embarrassing.

The two brothers of the Yao family have also thought about it now.I couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.

Cheng Lang smiled and hugged the guitar: "Thank you two guests for helping me set up a stage to sing tonight. But I'm really not talking about cross talk. I'm a resident singer who relies on my face to show off..."

When Cheng Lang said this, he paused slightly, and waited for the guests in the audience to scold him for being shameless.Unexpectedly, a voice suddenly came from the crowd: "We don't rely on our looks, we rely on our talent!"

All of a sudden, the vassals all raised their voices and echoed: "That's right. Our langlang relies on talent!"