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At eight o'clock in the evening, Cheng Lang and Shen Huaiyu arrived at the bar on time.

After an afternoon of fermentation, the video of Cheng Lang and Shen Huaiyu going to Shen Chengan's calligraphy and painting exhibition to collect debts has been uploaded on the Internet.Bai Yujing's employees almost saw it too.In addition to still admiring Cheng Lang's output, everyone's attitude towards Shen Huaiyu has also quietly changed——

Before today, everyone knew that Shen Huaiyu's parents had both died, and he had a vegetative younger brother who was still lying in the hospital.Because of his good looks, Mr. Lu of Xuanyuan Group took a fancy to him.But after today, Shen Huaiyu has become the lucky one who is surrounded by noble people and still has a little bit of money.

Even though Bai Yujing is a place that spends money like water, 560 million is not a small amount.

"Your life is really good. You can always meet someone who is capable and willing to help you." Someone looked at Shen Huaiyu with envy and jealousy: "But having said that, Cheng Lang helped you get back so much money, Didn't you give him some points?"

"I—" Shen Huaiyu was about to speak when Cheng Lang interrupted him.

"I have no interest in dividing inheritance." Cheng Lang looked at the speaking waiter with a smile: "Are you envious? If there is a chance, I will help you too."

The face of the person who spoke changed: "You—"

"Okay!" The foreman rushed over in time and interrupted everyone's conversation: "What time is it, don't you have to go to work?"

Then he looked at the waiter who provoked Shen Huaiyu several times: "I said, Cen Xiaobei, don't always target Shen Huaiyu, okay? How did he offend you?"

Cen Xiaobei glared at Shen Huaiyu indignantly.Shen Huaiyu didn't offend him, he just couldn't understand people like Shen Huaiyu.Obviously, they have already fallen into the same situation as them.Why can you still put on a high-minded look?

Also, before Shen Huaiyu came to Bai Yujing, Cheng Lang had the best relationship with him.Since Shen Huaiyu came, Cheng Lang put most of his energy on Shen Huaiyu.Almost ignored him.What a thing that emphasizes sex over friends!

Thinking of this, Cen Xiaobei glared at Cheng Lang bitterly, turned his head and walked away.

The foreman looked at Cheng Lang: "Don't blame Cen Xiaobei either. He just has a bit of a mouthful, but he's not a bad person. He doesn't have any bad intentions either."

"Don't blame me." Cheng Lang looked at the foreman with an innocent face: "I just have a bit of a bad mouth. In fact, I'm not a bad person. I don't have any bad intentions."

foreman:"……"

The foreman pushed him away with a headache: "Get out!"

Cheng Lang grinned and went to work.As soon as he entered the dance floor, he was stopped by two people.

"You are Cheng Lang?" The thin man in a black T-shirt looked at Cheng Lang with a complicated expression: "Our brothers and sisters have all watched the video of you cursing on the Internet today. You are really sharp."

Cheng Lang looked at the two men who were out of tune with the atmosphere on the dance floor, and asked with a smile, "I'm Cheng Lang. What do you two guests need?"

"Let me introduce myself. My name is Yao Liangsheng, and this is my elder brother Yao Liangjing. We are both crosstalk performers in Daguantai. These days, many audiences in Daguantai have responded to us, saying that our crosstalk is not as good as you said. Tonight, our two brothers came here specially to ask you for advice."

Cheng Lang: "..."

Just as Cheng Lang was about to say something, Brother Chen's assistant came over and looked at Cheng Lang solemnly: "Brother Chen asked you to go to his office."

Cheng Lang: "..."

In the office on the third floor, Brother Chen also felt speechless when he saw Cheng Lang.He found that this speechless and powerless situation had not improved since he started dealing with Cheng Lang.

"You should have watched the video on the Internet, right?" Brother Chen asked.

Cheng Lang shook his head innocently.He is not a professional debt collector, and he is not dedicated enough to replay his own cursing videos.Is it possible to sum up the experience and lessons in order to perform better next time?

Brother Chen sighed before saying anything: "I know you are a flamboyant person, and you always have your own ideas in doing things—"

Cheng Lang was full of grievances, and couldn't help defending himself: "I'm not a flamboyant person. I'm actually very cowardly and low-key."

Brother Chen glanced at Cheng Lang in disbelief.He wondered how Cheng Lang had the cheek to say this.

"...In short, I hope you can keep a low profile as much as possible when you do things outside. You have to know that with Bai Yujing's style, our most important job is to protect the safety and privacy of our guests. So in this case, Bai Yujing is actually not It is suitable to be the center of public attention."

Fortunately, no one named Bai Yujing's name in the video that went viral on the Internet today.Otherwise, brother Chen would still have a headache, how should he explain to Boss Qin.

Cheng Lang nodded obediently.

Brother Chen looked at Cheng Lang, who was submissive and pretending to be obedient, with lowered eyebrows and narrowed eyes, and his temples ached faintly: "It's nothing. You can go to work."

After Cheng Lang left, the manager of Bai Yujing's Propaganda Department opened the door and entered Brother Chen's office: "The lesson is over?"

Brother Chen sneered: "That kid, he's smarter than a monkey when he sticks his hair on. I just got started, but he acted like a fool. He can't say anything serious."

"Young people, it's inevitable that you act a little more. But I think that kid is still very measured in what he says and does." The manager of the publicity department said with a smile: "Cultivate well, it may not be a talent."

"Are you into it?" Brother Chen squinted at his friend: "However, he may not be interested in the work of your publicity department. Do you know how much money he can make in one night now? Ah, but he dreams of making enough money in Bai Yujing." One hundred million!"

The manager of the publicity department laughed dumbfoundedly.Say nothing more.

Downstairs, Cheng Lang stepped on the stage at nine o'clock in the evening.The guests in the audience became excited when they saw Cheng Lang.

Cheng Lang was keenly aware of the hostile atmosphere in the air, and couldn't help but said, "Thanks to everyone for your love, I heard that you often help me make a name for myself on various occasions—"

Before I finished speaking, I heard someone shouted from the audience: "You are worth it!"

Cheng Lang followed his reputation and said, "Is this the elder brother who ran me on the Daguantai?"

Being pointed out, the eldest brother is not ashamed but proud: "Your words are much better than those cross talk actors. I pay to listen to cross talk, and I have to listen to it. They don't know how to speak, let them listen to what you say .”

Cheng Lang was particularly aggrieved: "I am a person who relies on my face to make a living. You have to—"

Before he finished speaking, someone from the audience raised his voice and asked, "Aren't you relying on shamelessness?"

The audience burst into laughter.

Cheng Lang glanced over.Finally realized the situation of internal and external troubles.

Brother Wang, who was standing in the audience, took pleasure in other's misfortune.Let this kid smash him every day!

Cheng Lang took a deep breath helplessly: "...you have recruited the wolf. The crosstalk actor from the Daguantai came over. They said they were going to ruin my place."

Cheng Lang pointed in the direction of the two brothers Yao Liangsheng and Yao Liangjing, and the lighting engineer was very clever and gave a light.The brothers who were hidden among the guests immediately stood out.

The bar guests looked over in unison.

The two brothers looked at each other and looked at Cheng Lang on the stage.I don't know what medicine is sold in Cheng Lang's gourd.

Cheng Lang hugged his guitar, and with an innocent and timid posture, he looked at himself and felt sorry for himself: "It is said that cross talk actors have bad mouths. And they especially like to hug groups. If anyone offends cross talk actors, their whole gang will stand up and take this person Not only scolding people, but even his eighteen generations of ancestors scolded along with him—"

"You can pull it down!" Yao Liangsheng was young and energetic after all, and he couldn't hold back, he stood up and confronted Cheng Lang: "What is a cross talk actor's mouth? I don't think your mouth is very kind. It's not too bad Come on, we're a gang!"

When Yao Liangsheng said this, the audience roared with laughter.Yao Liangsheng himself laughed out loud: "...we are not the same, we have to learn from you, okay?"

"I'm actually not a person who hurts people." Cheng Lang glanced at Yao Liangsheng, and continued to defend himself innocently: "Everyone knows that I am different from those who talk about cross talk. They are doing it deliberately to make money. Mouth damage. If this is explained in the criminal law, if they kill me, this is an intentional injury."

"Hey!" The audience applauded in unison.Sure enough, listening to Cheng Lang's gossip was much more enjoyable than listening to cross talk.

Cheng Lang continued amid bursts of cheers: "...if they don't beat me up, they just pass me by and scold my ancestors for eighteen generations—"

"Will you sue them?" The guests in the audience raised their voices and asked in a tone of "Can't you afford it?"

Cheng Lang glanced over and said gratefully: "I will thank his eight generations of ancestors."

Some of the guests in the audience were quick-witted and slapped their thighs and laughed out loud.

"Everyone knows that I am an orphan. I was abandoned by my parents since I was a child and thrown in an orphanage." Cheng Lang put his arms around his guitar and sold it miserably: "This is equivalent to a young man and woman falling in love and having a game Game. At the end of the song, the two of them abandoned their account. By the way, they also abandoned me as a burden... You said that I was so aggrieved when I met such parents who couldn't afford it."

"I want to scold them! What we pay attention to is that filial piety is the first, and life is greater than heaven. A son can't scold me. But if this group of cross talk gangs kill them, then it's none of my business .”

"Why is it none of your business?" Someone in the audience cheered: "Just now you said that if those cross talk actors hit you, it would be a crime of intentional injury."

"This is doing justice for the heavens." Cheng Lang said with a smile: "After all, being a grandson (zei) scolding Lao Tzu is the rule from ancient times to the present."

Hearing Cheng Lang's pun, the audience burst into laughter.

The author has something to say:

Tip: Generally speaking, when scolding, you will call yourself Lao Tzu and call others grandsons.