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Husband and wife 100 questions - Heiding article:

1 What are the two names?

Xiao Liangwen: ...

Ding Xu: Please skip these meaningless questions, we are very busy.

(Xiao Xu, you are so indifferent, you are not as good as Ding Hao to bully TAT)

————After skipping irrelevant questions———

2 What is your personality like?

Xiao Liangwen: I am more outgoing.

Ding Xu: Occasionally, I will be gentle.

(Tiantian who made the record: ...Aren't you lying =. =)

3 The character of the other party?

Xiao Liangwen: Gentle.

Ding Xu: Kindness.

(Tian Tian in the record: ...is definitely lying?!==＋)

4 When did the two meet?Where?

Xiao Liangwen: When I was 13 years old, I was in the temporary supervision area of ​​the police station.

Ding Xu: Same as above. (thought for a moment) And on the train, he helped me get my wallet back...

Xiao Liangwen: What train? ?

Ding Xu (pretend not to hear): Please continue to the next question.

5 The first impression of the other party?

Xiao Liangwen: She is very beautiful, but she keeps frowning.

Ding Xu (frowning): I'm so stupid, I was arrested again.

6 What do you like about each other?

Xiao Liangwen: Very sensible, knows a lot, and is good at reading.

Ding Xu: The action is very strong, but in some respects, the energy is too strong.

7 What do you hate about the other party?

Xiao Liangwen: When he is too stubborn, it makes me very irritable.

Ding Xu: After suppressing others to death, he will pretend to be innocent to win sympathy. It is really unforgivable.

(Because you always forgive him? XD)

8 Do you feel that you are compatible with the other party?

Xiao Liangwen and Ding Xu (in unison): (No) Good!

Tiantian: It's really awkward as expected...cough.

9 How do you call each other?

Xiao Liangwen: Ding Xu.

Ding Xu: Bastard, Xiao Liangwen.Occasionally read together.

10 How do you want to be called by the other party?

Xiao Liangwen: Let him be happy.

Ding Xu (turning his head uncomfortably): Just call me by my name.

(Ding Xiaoxu, what are you expecting...=v=)

11 If you use an animal as a metaphor, who do you think the other party is?

Xiao Liangwen: Cat, the kind that wants to hug and sleep together for warmth.

Ding Xu: Large dogs, with sharp teeth, are dangerous at first glance.

12 If you want to give a gift to the other party, what will you give?

Xiao Liangwen: Send a new car, his is too old and not safe.

Ding Xu: Feed him cherries...Xiao Liangwen, what are you doing!Don't come close, uh uh...! ! !

(Tian Tian: Due to the plot caused by cherries, we will rest for an hour before continuing, ahem.)

—————1 hour later—————

13 So what gift do you want?

Xiao Liangwen (breathing unsteadily): As mentioned above, cherries.

Ding Xu (pushes him away): Probably something like a scarf or a sweater... Xiao Liangwen, you are enough!Don't get close!

==== I went directly to the dividing line of the last 50 questions because the interviewee wasted hours in "trying on sweaters" ====

51 May I ask whether you are the attacker or the recipient?

Xiao Liangwen: The attacking side.

Ding Xu: ...I refuse to answer.

52 Why did you make such a decision?

Xiao Liangwen: I want to possess him.

Ding Xu: At the beginning, I wanted to appease him, but soon the gun went off, and the beast is really not worthy of trust.

53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Xiao Liangwen: Satisfied.

Ding Xu (frowning): Although there are only 3 days a week to lift the ban, there is still a lot to do in these three days.Will consider two days a week next time.

Xiao Liangwen: Too few...

Ding Xu: Shut up.

54 The location of the first H?

Xiao Liangwen: In the dormitory of the school.

Ding Xu: ... a secret.

(People who were eaten before being reborn la la la la ~)

55 How did you feel at that time?

Ding Xu: Very savage, with too much force, almost fainted by him.

Xiao Liangwen: Very comfortable, so cool that my hair stands on end.

Tucao every day: Your hair has always grown vertically, like a hedgehog's head...

56 What did the other party look like at that time?

Xiao Liangwen: His eyes are watery, as if he would cry if he touches them.

Ding Xu: Sorry, I turned my back to him and didn't see it.

57 What is your first word in the morning of the first night?

Xiao Liangwen: 'I like you'.

Ding Xu: ...'Go away, I'm going to take a shower'.

58 times per week H?

Xiao Liangwen: 3 times.

Ding Xu: It will soon become twice.

Xiao Liangwen: Too few...

Ding Xu: Shut up!

59 Under ideal circumstances, how many times a week?

Xiao Liangwen (thinking for a long time): I just want to maintain the status quo, and it is acceptable to extend the time for the three times.

Ding Xu: 2 times.

Xiao Liangwen: Too few...

Ding Xu: Shut up!Besides, it will be reduced to 1 time.

60 So, what kind of H is it?

Xiao Liangwen: I am so happy.

Ding Xu: ...Half and half, it was very brutal at the beginning, and would rush in directly, and then it would be gentle when it was almost dizzy.But then I couldn't feel it.

61 Your most sensitive place?

Xiao Liangwen: Belly.

Ding Xu: ...I refuse to answer.

62 What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Ding Xu: The hardest and most vulnerable part of a man seems to like to be touched.

Xiao Liangwen: The small hole in the back makes him cry every time he licks it.

Ding Xu: ...Xiao Liangwen, starting today, change it to once a week.

Xiao Liangwen: ...I was wrong.

(Unexpectedly, they are all carnivores...o(≧v≦)o~~)

63 Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Xiao Liangwen: Very sexy.

Ding Xu: Very barbaric.

64 Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Xiao Liangwen: I like it very much.

Ding Xu: I prefer moderate exercise.

65 Where is H in general?

Xiao Liangwen: At home.

Ding Xu: At home.

66 H places you want to try?

Xiao Liangwen: ...want to try again in the office.Ding Xu has been assigned a separate office recently and wants to go there very much.

Ding Xu (supporting glasses): At home.

67 Is the shower before or after H?

Xiao Liangwen: After H.

Ding Xu: Usually before H, but you have to wash it again after finishing.

Is there any agreement at 68H?

Xiao Liangwen: I said I would stop doing dangerous things and propose marriage.

Ding Xu: I agreed to both.

(Tiantian: Ding Xuxu, you can occasionally change your expression, this matter can be a little more exciting... woo woo~)

69 Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Xiao Liangwen: No.

Ding Xu: No.

70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Xiao Liangwen: I agree.If it is Ding Xu, I will get him no matter what.I believe I can give him the best.

Ding Xu: No.In my case, I would probably choose to leave silently and live another life.As long as the other party feels happy, that's fine.

71 What would you do if the other party was raped by the thugs?

Xiao Liangwen (black face): ...will draw a gun on the spot.

Ding Xu: It's hard to imagine that if such a thing really happened, it would probably break the principles I insisted on.

72 Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Xiao Liangwen: No.

Ding Xu: After H.

73 If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Xiao Liangwen: Just hang up.

Ding Xu: ...It sounds like Ding Hao's prank.

74 Do you think you are good at H?

Xiao Liangwen: Generally speaking, because there are not many opportunities to hone.

Ding Xu: ...I think this level is enough.

75 What about the other party?

Xiao Liangwen: Great.

Ding Xu: ...too barbaric.

76 What do you want the other party to say when you are in H?

Xiao Liangwen: 'It's very comfortable here', 'I'll do it again later' and so on.

Ding Xu: ...'I'm full','That's it for today'.

77 Which kind of expression do you like the other person when H?

Xiao Liangwen: I was made to look confused, and sometimes I would cry.

Ding Xu: When he is comfortable, he will hug and rub against him all the time, as if he is acting like a baby.

78 Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Xiao Liangwen: No.

Ding Xu: No, if I hadn't met him, I think I would be an ascetic.

79 Are you interested in SM?

Xiao Liangwen: No.Usually can eat enough.

Ding Xu: No.

80 If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Xiao Liangwen: I couldn't help feeling restless, and asked him to tell me the reason.

Ding Xu: Observe for a few days first to see the reason clearly.

81 What do you think about rape?

Xiao Liangwen: I do not agree.

Ding Xu: This is a matter that needs to be handled through legal means.

What is the more painful thing in 82H?

Xiao Liangwen: Ding Xu would grab my back while tightening it. It was difficult to control the strength so as not to hurt him.

Ding Xu: I don't like the illusion of being rubbed and about to catch fire.

83 In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Xiao Liangwen: On Valentine's Day, Ding Xu helped me with his mouth.After that, there is no limit to the number of times, very happy.

Ding Xu: When there was someone next door, he kept making me loose, and I couldn’t remember whether I made a sound afterward...

84 Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Xiao Liangwen: Yes.He fed me cherries, very sweet.

Ding Xu: ...um.

85 What was the attacking side's expression at that time?

Xiao Liangwen: I must have laughed for a long time.

Ding Xu: Very happy.

86 Has the attacker committed any acts of violence?

Xiao Liangwen: No.

Ding Xu: ... not at all.

87 What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Xiao Liangwen: ...I don't remember ever doing such a thing.

Ding Xu: Forget about the past.I forgot.

88 For you, what is the "ideal H object"?

Xiao Liangwen: Ding Xu.

Ding Xu: Although there are many dissatisfaction, I will still choose Xiao Liangwen.

89 Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Xiao Liangwen: Yes.

Ding Xu: Yes.

Did 90 use small props in H?

Xiao Liangwen: No.

Ding Xu: If the fruit is not counted.

91 When did it happen to you for the first time?

Xiao Liangwen: 17 years old.

Ding Xu: ... 17 years ago a long time ago.

92 Was the object at that time the current lover?

Xiao Liangwen: Yes.

Ding Xu: Yes.

93 Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

Xiao Liangwen: The corner of the mouth.

Ding Xu: Finger.

94 Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Xiao Liangwen: Mouth.

Ding Xu: The scars on his body.

What is the most pleasing thing for the other party at 95H?

Xiao Liangwen: By licking, or constantly saying 'I love you'.

Ding Xu: Say 'one more time'.

What will you think at 96H?

Xiao Liangwen: I can’t think of anything, I’m very satisfied.

Ding Xu: ...I think he is a little different from before, but I still like this person very much.

97 H times per night?

Xiao Liangwen: About 3 times.

Ding Xu: I really hope once.The body is the capital, I think it is better to restrain selfish desires.

At 98 hours, do you take off your clothes yourself, or does the other party help you take them off?

Xiao Liangwen: Yes, most of them are taken off by myself.

Ding Xu: Normally, if you take it off by yourself, he will tear it up directly, which is not worthwhile.

What is 99 H to you?

Xiao Liangwen: Very intimate and comfortable.

Ding Xu: Tell him that I love him and he can do anything to me.

100 Please say something to your lover

Xiao Liangwen: I love you, and I will be with you forever.

Ding Xu: I love you too, it hasn't changed from beginning to end.

【Extra: Marriage Diary】