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Husband and wife 100 questions - Bai Ding chapter:

1 What are the two names?

Bai Bin: Bai Bin.

Ding Hao: Ding Hao... Are you interested or not?Didn't you give it all? !

(Knocked on the head by Tian Tian, ​​then hugged and touched by Bai Bin to comfort her...)

2 What is your current age?

Bai Bin: 23 years old.

Ding Hao: 21 years old.

3 gender is?

Bai Bin: Male.

Ding Hao: I said girl, do you believe me...

(Tian Tian, ​​​​who is busy with custom printing and is about to go crazy: kill you, Ding Hao! Give me an honest one!! =皮=!)

4 What is your personality like?

Bai Bin: Very ordinary,... (Thinking for a while) Maybe a little boring?

Ding Hao: I wipe it!Did you praise me for nothing with 43 words?Young master, I love flowers when everyone sees them...

(It says Tian Tian, ​​​​who can't help shaking her hands: Yes, cactus loves you very much. ==＋)

Ding Hao: ... Ah, hahaha, come on, let's talk about the next question!

5 The character of the other party?

Bai Bin: Very sensible, sometimes shy.

Ding Hao: Impeccable!Otherwise why would I choose him? (Satisfied, then added in a low voice) It’s just sometimes too strong, if you don’t listen to his words, you will [beep——] come in, it will scare you even if it doesn’t hurt, okay...!

(Tiantian: ... I really don't see where you are shy ==＋)

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Bai Bin: In the second grade of primary school, at Grandma Ding's old house.

Ding Hao: Kindergarten middle class, in grandma's old house, (turning his head uncomfortably) and... a long time ago, in the second grade of elementary school, in the classroom.

7 The first impression of the other party?

Bai Bin: It's so cute, the laundry just dropped into the basin by itself, like a little turtle that was submerged in water, hehe.

Ding Hao' (interrupting): Fart!What I washed was obviously bed sheets!Much harder than clothes!What basin? It’s a bathtub, do you understand? You can go in it. I, I want to go in and take a bath in advance...

(Tian Tian: Ding Hao, answer your own question for me! ==＋)

Ding Hao: A stern-faced kid with prettier clothes than mine, fuck, he still eats foreign chocolate all the time!

Bai Bin (stating the facts calmly): You ate them all later.

Ding Hao: ...cough, next, next!

8 What do you like about each other?

Bai Bin: I like all of them, both advantages and disadvantages.

Ding Hao: There are principles and plans. (Note: Comrade Ding Hao is a person with no principles and no plans...==＋)

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Bai Bin: If I have to say it, it means that I will not accept punishment for doing something wrong, right?But Raipi is also cute. (Where is your principle? Where is your principle?! Bai Bin!!! TvT)

Ding Hao: It's very serious... I can't say I hate it, but I actually like it. (You two unprincipled duo! Slam!!)

10 Do you feel that you are compatible with the other party?

Bai Bin and Ding Hao (with one voice): Good! (It's really an expected confession...cough.)

11 How do you call each other?

Bai Bin: Haohao.

Ding Hao: Bai Bin, Bai Xiaobin.

12 How do you want to be called by the other party?

Bai Bin: Let him be happy.

Ding Hao (ears red): Whatever.

(Privately think there must be a plot development here =v=)

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, who do you think the other party is?

Bai Bin: Cat, the naughty kind.

Ding Hao: Cats...are they animals?The big ones, like a jaguar.

(Popular science flower arrangement: Jaguar, also known as jaguar, is the all-around champion of the cat family. It can prey on animals such as crocodiles. It is very athletic and likes to directly penetrate the skull of its prey.)

14 If you want to give a gift to the other party, what will you give?

Bai Bin: My salary card.

Ding Hao: Give him a kiss, and then, hehehe~~

(Tian Tian: Can you be a little bit ashamed as the receiving party... Fuck! You are so shameless~ I am going to write a shy and reserved little subject = dish =!)

15 So what gift do you want?

Bai Bin: Cough, that's what it said above.

Ding Hao (squinting eyes): Mitu!

(...Don't speak Chinglish, hey!)

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51 May I ask whether you are the attacker or the recipient?

Bai Bin: The attacking side.

Ding Hao: ...It used to be the attacking side.

52 Why did you make such a decision?

Bai Bin: Naturally.

Ding Hao: Height, wait until I get taller...

(Tian Tian: It’s impossible when you get taller.)

53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Bai Bin: Satisfied.

Ding Hao (blush): Still, let’s pay it.

54 The location of the first H?

Bai Bin: The bathroom.

Ding Hao: ...Nonsense, of course I'm in that bathroom too!

55 How did you feel at that time?

Bai Bin: It’s great, but because of the harmonious relationship, I didn’t write all of them. I should make up for it when I make custom printing.

Ding Hao: It's not good in the front, but it's okay in the future.Bai Bin, can you talk so much at once?

Bai Bin: Well, it depends on the situation.

Ding Hao: ...

56 What did the other party look like at that time?

Bai Bin: I kept crying and couldn't bear to do anything.

Ding Hao: ...the fucking man looked at me crying, but he was shamelessly excited! =dish=＋

Bai Bin: I'm not excited...

Ding Hao: Have you gone in yet?ah?Did you go in? !

Bai Bin: ... went in.

57 What is your first word in the morning of the first night?

Bai Bin: 'Good morning'.

Ding Hao: ...'What a fart'.

58 times per week H?

Bai Bin: Three times.

Ding Hao: Excluding Saturdays, there are 3 times, and Saturdays are 3 times a day. ==＋

59 Under ideal circumstances, how many times a week?

Bai Bin: The current one is very good.

Ding Hao: Just remove the benefits on Saturdays.

60 So, what kind of H is it?

Bai Bin: Look at his physical condition.

Ding Hao: Well, it's very exciting.

61 Your most sensitive place?

Bai Bin: Chin.

Ding Hao: Ears.

62 What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Bai Bin: Ears.

Ding Hao: Nonsense, of course it's his little JJ!

(Tian Tian: Ding Hao... I'm already desperate for your lower limit...TvT)

63 Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Bai Bin: Very good.

Ding Hao: Super sexy.

(Tian Tian: Swallow...so sexy...I really want to see it...)

64 Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Bai Bin: I don't hate sports that are good for body and mind.

Ding Hao: I like it.

65 Where is H in general?

Bai Bin: At home.

Ding Hao: Home or hotel. He has been on business trips recently, and I also follow him.

(Tian Tian: You are too competent as a carry-on luggage...cough)

66 H places you want to try?

Bai Bin: ... Ding Hao's house, the room he used to live in.

Ding Hao: In a tent in the wild.

67 Is the shower before or after H?

Bai Bin: It's all possible.

Ding Hao: Generally, they roll together after washing.

Is there any agreement at 68H?

Bai Bin: I said I like each other.

Ding Hao: Same as Bai Bin.

(Tian Tian: Did you get dizzy and forget about it? Stop pretending!)

69 Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Bai Bin: No.

Ding Hao: ...No.

(Tian Tian: Well, let’s not talk about what happened in my previous life.)

70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Bai Bin: It depends on the situation. I am very patient and will keep waiting.

Ding Hao: Too lazy to say!

71 If the other party is jjed by thugs, what would you do?

Bai Bin (chilling): ...Maybe I can't help but break my own principles.

Ding Hao: No one dares!Who dares, fuck, I will kill him!

72 Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Bai Bin: No.

Ding Hao: Let's go, because he keeps messing with me, and I'm not born to make people [beep——].

73 If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Bai Bin: I persuaded him to hang up the phone, and we were still friends the next day.

Ding Hao: I'll record it and hurt him the next day!Ha ha!

74 Do you think you are good at H?

Bai Bin: Fortunately, we need to continue to hone.

Ding Hao: That must be done!

75 What about the other party?

Bai Bin: Fortunately, we need to continue to hone.

Ding Hao: ...very talented.

76 What do you want the other party to say when you are in H?

Bai Bin: 'Please go in', 'It's very comfortable', etc.

Ding Hao (violently): ... Same as above! ! !

77 Which kind of expression do you like the other person when H?

Bai Bin: I blush.

Ding Hao: The expression when licking fingers is sexy.

78 Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Bai Bin: No.

Ding Hao: No, I'm used to Bai Bin, and why should I take advantage of others?female?The woman is also taking advantage of me! !

(Tian Tian: ...can you thicken your skin? TvT)

79 Are you interested in SM?

Bai Bin: No.

Ding Hao: No! !

80 If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Bai Bin: Look for materials to study.

Ding Hao: He can be hard on me, it looks like he is not in good health, I will take him to see a doctor.

81 What do you think about rape?

Bai Bin: I don't agree.

Ding Hao: I hate this the most!

What is the more painful thing in 82H?

Bai Bin: Haohao kept screaming for pain, stuck in the middle and prevented me from going all the way in.

Ding Hao: If you do too much, your back hurts.

83 In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Bai Bin: In the study, it is special because there are people next door (see Chapter 128 for details).

Ding Hao: At Grandpa Bai's house, I was afraid that the sheets would be dirty the next day.

84 Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Bai Bin: Yes.

Ding Hao: Yes!

85 What was the attacking side's expression at that time?

Bai Bin: Sorry, next time I will remember to install a mirror in the bedroom.

Ding Hao: Nonsense, of course I enjoyed it a lot!I [beep——] with my mouth! (See Chapter 91 for details)

86 Has the attacker committed any acts of violence?

Bai Bin: No.

Ding Hao: I still follow him?

87 What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Bai Bin, Ding Hao: ...have you said everything!

88 For you, what is the "ideal H object"?

Bai Bin: Ding Hao.

Ding Hao: Bai Bin.

89 Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Bai Bin: Yes.

Ding Hao: Okay.

Did 90 use small props in H?

Bai Bin: No.

Ding Hao: Yes! ! ! (See Chapter 104 for details)

91 When did it happen to you for the first time?

Bai Bin: Freshman in high school, 16 years old.

Ding Hao: ... I am also a freshman in high school.

92 Was the object at that time the current lover?

Bai Bin: Yes.

Ding Hao: Yes.

93 Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

Bai Bin: Mouth.

Ding Hao: There is a forehead and a nose.

94 Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Bai Bin: Ears.

Ding Hao: Chin.

What is the most pleasing thing for the other party at 95H?

Bai Bin: Say 'like' and 'very comfortable'.

Ding Hao: Kiss.

What will you think at 96H?

Bai Bin: Very focused, not thinking about anything.

Ding Hao: ...Nonsense!What do you think I can think of when he is focused? !

97 H times per night?

Bai Bin: It depends on the situation.

Ding Hao: It depends on his situation.

At 98 hours, do you take off your clothes yourself, or does the other party help you take them off?

Bai Bin: Both.

Ding Hao: Usually he takes it off for me.

What is 99 H to you?

Bai Bin: Ceremony.

Ding Hao: Some kind of psychological acquiescence.

100 Please say something to your lover

Bai Bin: I love you.

Ding Hao: Me, me too!