新石器时代
Chapter 6 Rememory
The actor only said a word and then stopped talking, and walked over without making a sound.
Gu Xiaolu was startled, Ji Huaifeng held him down, half of his body was in front of him.Ji Huaifeng saw a rattan basket on the actor's back, and inside the rattan basket was a piece of green, which seemed to be some weeds and tree roots.
Ji Huaifeng refused to give in at all: "I've said it before. This has nothing to do with you."
The actor said coldly: "If it has something to do with him, it has something to do with me."
Ji Huaifeng felt that something was wrong.Why is Jin Ling so concerned about Gu Xiaolu?do they
But looking at Gu Xiaolu's attitude towards Jinling, it's not what he imagined.Of course, it may also be because of Gu Xiaolu himself.
In any case, things will never be as simple as Jin Ling said, "I don't want a bad guy to live in the opposite door".
"Oh? What does it matter? Are you his father or mother? Why don't you just make it clear and let's have a good time?"
Ji Huaifeng clenched his fists as he spoke, his knuckles creaking.
The actor stood there as firmly as a mountain, motionless.But Ji Huaifeng could tell that his two fists were also gathering strength.
Ji Huaifeng almost forgot that although the actor looks gentle and elegant, he was born in martial arts.Before entering acting, he won the National Sanda Championship.
Ji Huaifeng and Jin Ling faced each other, their tall and straight bodies standing on the bank of the river.The cool wind blows, blowing the reed flowers on the river.For a moment, the world was chilled.
At the moment when the two were about to punch and beat——
"Wait, I seem to have a real relationship with him"
Gu Xiaolu's voice came in weakly.
The two fists stopped in midair, Ji Huaifeng and Jin Ling looked at Gu Xiaolu at the same time.Ji Huaifeng was disappointed and angry, but Jin Ling's eyes flashed with pride.
The same is the expectant eyes of the two, both looking forward to Gu Xiaolu saying something more.
"But I don't remember what it was about."
The expressions of the remaining two people froze again.Gu Xiaolu was a little panicked: "Hey, don't be like this, I really don't remember anything"
Although his ability is not great, his sense of smell is very sensitive.When the murderous eyes of the two men came to focus, he quickly got up, squatted halfway, and then ran out at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint.When escaping, he still did not forget to excuse: "I don't know anything about me——"
When Ji Huaifeng and Jin Ling heard the last word he yelled, they changed from exclamation to exclamation.Then they saw clearly that Gu Xiaolu's feet seemed to have stumbled somewhere, and then he flew up into the air, and leaped forward like a frog.
Then Gu Xiaolu disappeared into the grass not far away.
Ji Huaifeng and Jin Ling looked at each other and rushed over at the same time.
Gu Xiaolu lay on the ground, gnawed a mouthful of grass, and closed his eyes——unconscious.
Ji Huaifeng and Jin Ling pulled him up with one arm, pinched him frantically, and rubbed his temples for a long time before Gu Xiaolu woke up.
He looked at the sky in bewilderment, and then at the two people holding him.
"Where is this place? Who are you?"
Jin Ling snorted, and Ji Huaifeng opened his mouth wide.
Gu Xiaolu's head hurts so much that it feels like it's about to split open.
He really couldn't remember why he was caught by two men in broad daylight like this, and what were the identities of those two men?
But those two people didn't even hum, other than staring at him blankly.
Gu Xiaolu was furious.
"Speak! Who are you guys? What are you trying to do with me?!"
The two seemed to have a thousand words to say, but they stared at each other, as if if the other said a lie, the other would pounce on it unceremoniously—the two stared blankly, unable to utter a word .
Finally, the person on the left said, "My name is Jinling, and I'm the neighbor who lives across from your door."
The one on the right seemed relieved, and said with a smile, "My name is Ji Huaifeng, and I'm your apprentice."
"Oh, here." He looked around suspiciously.
Ji Huaifeng hurriedly said: "Let's go out to cut reeds. Look—" He pointed to the pile of reeds that had been cut not far away.
"oh he"
Jin Ling said blankly, "I came out to collect herbs, and I happened to meet you."
Under the tit-for-tat supervision of strong public opinion, Gu Xiaolu was able to know the truth of the matter.
Gu Xiaolu looked at Ji Huaifeng, then at Jinling, rubbed his temples vigorously, and struggled to get up.
"Apprentice, have you cut the reed yet?"
"All right."
"let's go."
Gu Xiaolu walked in front carrying a hatchet and whistling, and Ji Huaifeng followed behind carrying a large bundle of reed poles and reed leaves.After a while.
Gu Xiaolu: "Why did the herb picker come with us?"
Jinling remained expressionless: "I told you I live in front of you."
"Oh. Then you go ahead."
Jin Ling glanced at Ji Huaifeng, and triumphantly passed the two of them with the bamboo basket on his back.His steps were so brisk that the herbs in the bamboo basket hopped along with his steps.Ji Huaifeng couldn't see it: "Why did you let him go ahead?"
Gu Xiaolu spoke confidently: "Because I don't remember where my home is."
Jinling: "Hmph."
Ji Huaifeng: ""
In any case, Longhu Town has finally arrived.Li Lei and Zhang Bao were still standing guard at the entrance of the town, and they still carried two spears on their shoulders.Jin Ling and Ji Huaifeng only felt that there was a blur in front of their eyes, and Gu Xiaolu disappeared.When they found him again, he was lying in the grass by the side of the road - he kept winking at them, and pointed at Li Lei and Zhang Bao's guns in horror.
"Did they rob?!"
Ji Huaifeng was very discouraged.
"Get up, they are guarding the door for us and collecting protection fees by the way."
When passing through the checkpoint at Zhenkou, Gu Xiaolu was still terrified, huddling behind Ji Huaifeng and staring at Li Lei and Zhang Bao's guns trembling.Jin Ling took the initiative to step forward and explain: "He passed out again just now.
Li Lei nodded in understanding.
Gu Xiaolu didn't have this kind of situation often, about three or four times a year, but it was enough to make people around him get used to it.
"Give it back to me when the knife is used up, others are still waiting to use it."
Gu Xiaolu continued to shrink back, holding the handle of the knife tremblingly with two fingers and handing it over.Li Lei couldn't bear his shrinking look, and stared at him and said, "Go away, remember to pay taxes after the trading day!"
Gu Xiaolu ran away with his head in his arms.
When he got home, he rushed in and slumped onto the bed, not knowing whether he was sleeping or hiding from something—he huddled in the haystack like a little pig, with a big ball of hay still in his arms. put.
After seeing him fall asleep, Jin Ling stopped being polite and grabbed Ji Huaifeng by the collar and dragged him out.
Gu Xiaolu fell into a drowsy sleep, and could vaguely hear a quarrel.He couldn't hear what the two men were arguing about.
After a long time, he felt someone hugging him from behind.
"I'm not leaving, I'm never leaving again."
the man murmured.
Gu Xiaolu smirked, not knowing whether he was talking in his sleep or answering him: "Hehe, you are lying. Hehe"
After he got up, he saw that there was a brand new independent "bathroom" behind his house.
Things that I had forgotten before gradually remembered again.He thought of his life in the town, and remembered that he took in a stranger yesterday and took him in as an apprentice; he took his apprentice to dig pits and went out to cut reeds outside the town
It's just that he can't remember the name and appearance of that person.
Ji Huaifeng had to tell him his name repeatedly, and then forcefully turned his head to let him take a good look at himself.
After struggling for a long time, Gu Xiaolu finally remembered.
In general, Gu Xiaolu is quite satisfied with Ji Huaifeng's craftsmanship.The two grilled meat, used the new toilet happily, and fell asleep indiscriminately.The next morning, he took Ji Huaifeng to the mayor to go through the residency procedures.
When Longhu Town was first established, the residents were randomly recruited by the mayor and his brothers—as long as they were human, they could come in and live there.When the town gradually became lively and the population began to saturate, they began to limit the number of residents in the town.The current Longhu Town is one of the most prosperous areas in the world after the disaster, and the right of abode is many times more difficult than the Beijing household registration and American green card back then.
To become a resident of Longhu Town, one must first have an official resident of Longhu Town as a referrer, and the resident of Longhu Town as the referrer must not have violated the town's regulations in the past three months, and must not be in arrears protection fees and transaction taxes.
The first of these conditions is very troublesome.Because the town rules and regulations in Longhu Town are numerous and perverted—sometimes the residents can break the rules by farting; and breaking the rules means paying a lot of food as a fine.Everyone understands that this is a conspiracy used by the authorities to seize land; but people have to bow their heads under the eaves and can only be squeezed by them.As a result, looking for someone who hasn't violated a town rule in the last three months is like looking for hair on a bald head—no hair at all.
If the applicant is lucky enough to find someone who has not violated town rules within three months as a referrer, then he must hand in one hundred catties of fresh meat (dried meat, cured meat and bacon are not allowed) as the assessment fee within two days .After handing over the meat, the mayor of the town will disclose the identity of the applicant to the whole town and give the applicant five days to temporarily live in the town.For five days he had to live in full compliance with the town rules, and everyone in the town had the right to point out where he violated the rules.Once more than five violations are reported, he will be kicked out.
There are quite a lot of people in the town, and the competition for doing business is fierce, no one will be willing to share the porridge with others later.So there is no doubt, they will definitely pick out the applicants if they make mistakes; even if the applicants do not make mistakes, they will create conditions to pick them out
In addition to the sharp-eyed supervision of the residents, applicants also have to pass a series of physical and cultural tests (the contents of which are the town regulations). Only after passing all of them can they obtain the mayor's permission to enter.
In the six months after obtaining the permit, he has to pay twice the protection fee and transaction tax than others; he can only enjoy the same treatment as the current permanent resident after settling in for half a year.
To put it simply, it is not impossible for outsiders to enter Longhu Town, but the ones who can really come in are definitely the perverts among the perverts.
So Ji Huaifeng thanked God immensely for giving him a chance to enter the town.
For the past three months, Gu Xiaolu has been an honest man with his tail between his legs, and he hasn't violated a single town rule.Before entering the mayor's house, he said triumphantly: "Thanks to me, I have always been a good citizen who abides by laws and regulations. If I recommend you, you can burn incense!"
Ji Huaifeng: "Is there any incense to burn now?"
Gu Xiaolu: ""
In the living room on the first floor of Longhu Town Mayor Han Shangkun's house.After Gu Xiaolu explained the purpose of his visit, Han Shangkun asked the town clerk Liao Chun to read the town rules engraved on the wall to Ji Huaifeng.It took Liao Chun a full half an hour to finish reading.While Liao Chun was thinking about this, Ji Huaifeng and Gu Xiaolu stood there with their arms folded and looked at the furnishings of the mayor's house.
The mayor's house is the only small building on the ruins of this small town that has not completely collapsed.The building has two floors. Although one wall collapsed, there were only a few long cracks on the other three walls, as well as the floor and ceiling. After the walls were repaired, it was definitely enough to keep out the wind and rain.Because Han Shangkun was afraid that the roof would collapse, he used a few thick logs to support it.Therefore, the interior of this room is divided into random order by logs, with a full sense of space and a little more leisurely pastoral style. In short, it is comparable to the mansion of Bill Gates when he was alive.Of course the mayor had never seen what Bill Gates' house looked like, but since the clerk said so, he believed it.Anyway, when the asteroid hits, it doesn't matter whether he is Bi [-] Gates or Bi [-] Gates, he will be smashed into ashes.
Ji Huaifeng and Gu Xiaolu looked at Han Shangkun's house, while Han Shangkun was sitting by the firepit of his house, smoking a hookah made of bamboo tubes and shredded wild tobacco.
Han Shangkun was 33 years old last year, 33 years old this year, and will be 33 next year—because he claimed that his life stopped during the catastrophe.Under his leadership, the people in the town have food, clothing and clothing, so naturally they will not be stingy with a few compliments such as "You are so young".
So he is a perpetually 33-year-old, slightly bald, tall, fat man.
——He is also the only person in the whole town, and most likely the world, who can grow excess fat on his body.Just like the famous watches, cars, planes and yachts in the past, this fat body has now become a symbol of his wealth and power.People around looked at him as if they were looking at a person whose whole body was plated with gold.After all, this is the year when every inch is precious.
Han Shangkun squinted his eyes, smoked a hookah, and looked at Ji Huaifeng with the eyes of a picky boss interviewing a new employee.
Ji Huaifeng and Gu Xiaolu sat by the door carelessly, looking back with four eyes.
Ji Huaifeng smiled unceremoniously, while Gu Xiaolu looked curiously.Although he remembered that there was a mayor in this town, and he even remembered clearly where the mayor's home was, but he completely forgot what the mayor was called and what he looked like.So when he saw the fat body of the mayor, he was very surprised.After being surprised, he thought indignantly, how much of the mayor's body fat was contributed by himself.
Compared to being critical of Ji Huaifeng, the mayor is kind to Gu Xiaolu.
"I heard you fainted again?"
Gu Xiaolu rubbed his head, "I accidentally fell down yesterday, cough cough"
"Your forgetfulness is getting worse and worse. Be careful when you walk in the future, so that you don't even remember who you are someday!"
Gu Xiaolu now has something to ask for, so he threw back a sunny smile: "It doesn't matter if you forget who you are, as long as you remember to pay the protection fee and transaction tax."
Han Shangkun puffed out a puff of smoke, "You are smart."
Gu Xiaolu continued to rub his head and giggled.
Han Shangkun tapped the waterpipe on the stone of the firepit, and turned his gaze to Ji Huaifeng: "What about him? You don't know anyone when you faint. How do you know that he is your former friend? We have strict rules in the town. , It would be bad if people of unknown origin were allowed to get in."
Ji Huaifeng still smiled: "Mr. Mayor is afraid that bad people will sneak in and do bad things, right? Mayor, why not think about it, in fact, whether a person is good or bad, the key is his nature, and whether he is real or not. It doesn't matter if you know the people in the town. After all, people live in the world and know so many people, who can clearly know which ones they know are good and which are bad?"
Han Shangkun's knock on the hookah became lighter.
Ji Huaifeng went on to say: "It's true that I knew Xiaolu before. We used to be very good friends. It doesn't matter if Xiaolu doesn't remember. Although he forgot about me, I feel that he is very fond of me. I can’t forget the feeling. If he hated me before and thought I was a bad guy, how could he agree to introduce me so easily now? Of course that’s what I said, but my character is not the same as Xiaolu Make some connections. Mayor, just in case, I said just in case, I did something that made you unhappy because I didn’t understand the rules, I hope you can let me do things alone, and don’t involve Xiaolu.”
He spoke so confidently and sincerely that even Gu Xiaolu almost believed that he knew this person before.After Han Shangkun heard these words, the smile lines on his face deepened unknowingly.
"Dare to act—you're a man! I'll give you this chance. Go, two days, one hundred catties of meat, not less than one or two."
Gu Xiaolu patted his chest: "Don't say it's been two days, if you smoke a pipe again, we'll bring it to you."
Gu Xiaolu's self-confidence is by no means blind.Didn't Ji Huaifeng have a gun?His marksmanship must also be good, otherwise he wouldn't have shot that dog in the head that day?They just need to pack their guns, go out of the town, find a bigger beast and shoot them, isn't it done?
Gu Xiaolu spoke confidently, looking at Ji Huaifeng.But Ji Huaifeng looked back worriedly, and said, "Don't talk too early, if you don't get it today, you will be ashamed. Since the mayor said it for two days, let's try to do it within two days. The mayor , we will definitely send it to you as soon as possible after we get the meat, and it won’t spoil it.”
Coming out of the mayor's house, Gu Xiaolu dragged Ji Huaifeng towards the entrance of the town.Ji Huaifeng went in the opposite direction—that is, the direction of their home.Gu Xiaolu said, "Hey, aren't we going hunting?"
"Isn't it necessary to carry a weapon when hunting?"
"But didn't you bring it?" Gu Xiaolu said, stretching out his hand and making a shooting gesture.Ji Huaifeng shook his head, and dragged him back without saying a word.
According to the principles of physics, when two forces of different sizes and opposite directions act on an object at the same time, the object will move in the direction of the larger force.Gu Xiaolu was dragged home just like that.
Ji Huaifeng closed the door, took Gu Xiaolu's usual bow from the wall, and took out the bow that Gu Xiaolu was about to sell just now, and threw it on Gu Xiaolu.Then he searched out all the bamboo arrows and stuffed them into the quiver.The more Gu Xiaolu looked at it, the more puzzled he became: "Big hero, why don't you leave yours alone, can you get a fart with my junk?"
Ji Huaifeng remained expressionless: "Because I'm out of bullets."
Gu Xiaolu: ""
"When the last bullet was killing it—" Ji Huaifeng pointed to the vat of cured meat, "It was used up."
Gu Xiaolu's feet softened.He heard his heart shatter with a crackling sound, and glass shards fell all over the floor.
Gu Xiaolu was startled, Ji Huaifeng held him down, half of his body was in front of him.Ji Huaifeng saw a rattan basket on the actor's back, and inside the rattan basket was a piece of green, which seemed to be some weeds and tree roots.
Ji Huaifeng refused to give in at all: "I've said it before. This has nothing to do with you."
The actor said coldly: "If it has something to do with him, it has something to do with me."
Ji Huaifeng felt that something was wrong.Why is Jin Ling so concerned about Gu Xiaolu?do they
But looking at Gu Xiaolu's attitude towards Jinling, it's not what he imagined.Of course, it may also be because of Gu Xiaolu himself.
In any case, things will never be as simple as Jin Ling said, "I don't want a bad guy to live in the opposite door".
"Oh? What does it matter? Are you his father or mother? Why don't you just make it clear and let's have a good time?"
Ji Huaifeng clenched his fists as he spoke, his knuckles creaking.
The actor stood there as firmly as a mountain, motionless.But Ji Huaifeng could tell that his two fists were also gathering strength.
Ji Huaifeng almost forgot that although the actor looks gentle and elegant, he was born in martial arts.Before entering acting, he won the National Sanda Championship.
Ji Huaifeng and Jin Ling faced each other, their tall and straight bodies standing on the bank of the river.The cool wind blows, blowing the reed flowers on the river.For a moment, the world was chilled.
At the moment when the two were about to punch and beat——
"Wait, I seem to have a real relationship with him"
Gu Xiaolu's voice came in weakly.
The two fists stopped in midair, Ji Huaifeng and Jin Ling looked at Gu Xiaolu at the same time.Ji Huaifeng was disappointed and angry, but Jin Ling's eyes flashed with pride.
The same is the expectant eyes of the two, both looking forward to Gu Xiaolu saying something more.
"But I don't remember what it was about."
The expressions of the remaining two people froze again.Gu Xiaolu was a little panicked: "Hey, don't be like this, I really don't remember anything"
Although his ability is not great, his sense of smell is very sensitive.When the murderous eyes of the two men came to focus, he quickly got up, squatted halfway, and then ran out at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint.When escaping, he still did not forget to excuse: "I don't know anything about me——"
When Ji Huaifeng and Jin Ling heard the last word he yelled, they changed from exclamation to exclamation.Then they saw clearly that Gu Xiaolu's feet seemed to have stumbled somewhere, and then he flew up into the air, and leaped forward like a frog.
Then Gu Xiaolu disappeared into the grass not far away.
Ji Huaifeng and Jin Ling looked at each other and rushed over at the same time.
Gu Xiaolu lay on the ground, gnawed a mouthful of grass, and closed his eyes——unconscious.
Ji Huaifeng and Jin Ling pulled him up with one arm, pinched him frantically, and rubbed his temples for a long time before Gu Xiaolu woke up.
He looked at the sky in bewilderment, and then at the two people holding him.
"Where is this place? Who are you?"
Jin Ling snorted, and Ji Huaifeng opened his mouth wide.
Gu Xiaolu's head hurts so much that it feels like it's about to split open.
He really couldn't remember why he was caught by two men in broad daylight like this, and what were the identities of those two men?
But those two people didn't even hum, other than staring at him blankly.
Gu Xiaolu was furious.
"Speak! Who are you guys? What are you trying to do with me?!"
The two seemed to have a thousand words to say, but they stared at each other, as if if the other said a lie, the other would pounce on it unceremoniously—the two stared blankly, unable to utter a word .
Finally, the person on the left said, "My name is Jinling, and I'm the neighbor who lives across from your door."
The one on the right seemed relieved, and said with a smile, "My name is Ji Huaifeng, and I'm your apprentice."
"Oh, here." He looked around suspiciously.
Ji Huaifeng hurriedly said: "Let's go out to cut reeds. Look—" He pointed to the pile of reeds that had been cut not far away.
"oh he"
Jin Ling said blankly, "I came out to collect herbs, and I happened to meet you."
Under the tit-for-tat supervision of strong public opinion, Gu Xiaolu was able to know the truth of the matter.
Gu Xiaolu looked at Ji Huaifeng, then at Jinling, rubbed his temples vigorously, and struggled to get up.
"Apprentice, have you cut the reed yet?"
"All right."
"let's go."
Gu Xiaolu walked in front carrying a hatchet and whistling, and Ji Huaifeng followed behind carrying a large bundle of reed poles and reed leaves.After a while.
Gu Xiaolu: "Why did the herb picker come with us?"
Jinling remained expressionless: "I told you I live in front of you."
"Oh. Then you go ahead."
Jin Ling glanced at Ji Huaifeng, and triumphantly passed the two of them with the bamboo basket on his back.His steps were so brisk that the herbs in the bamboo basket hopped along with his steps.Ji Huaifeng couldn't see it: "Why did you let him go ahead?"
Gu Xiaolu spoke confidently: "Because I don't remember where my home is."
Jinling: "Hmph."
Ji Huaifeng: ""
In any case, Longhu Town has finally arrived.Li Lei and Zhang Bao were still standing guard at the entrance of the town, and they still carried two spears on their shoulders.Jin Ling and Ji Huaifeng only felt that there was a blur in front of their eyes, and Gu Xiaolu disappeared.When they found him again, he was lying in the grass by the side of the road - he kept winking at them, and pointed at Li Lei and Zhang Bao's guns in horror.
"Did they rob?!"
Ji Huaifeng was very discouraged.
"Get up, they are guarding the door for us and collecting protection fees by the way."
When passing through the checkpoint at Zhenkou, Gu Xiaolu was still terrified, huddling behind Ji Huaifeng and staring at Li Lei and Zhang Bao's guns trembling.Jin Ling took the initiative to step forward and explain: "He passed out again just now.
Li Lei nodded in understanding.
Gu Xiaolu didn't have this kind of situation often, about three or four times a year, but it was enough to make people around him get used to it.
"Give it back to me when the knife is used up, others are still waiting to use it."
Gu Xiaolu continued to shrink back, holding the handle of the knife tremblingly with two fingers and handing it over.Li Lei couldn't bear his shrinking look, and stared at him and said, "Go away, remember to pay taxes after the trading day!"
Gu Xiaolu ran away with his head in his arms.
When he got home, he rushed in and slumped onto the bed, not knowing whether he was sleeping or hiding from something—he huddled in the haystack like a little pig, with a big ball of hay still in his arms. put.
After seeing him fall asleep, Jin Ling stopped being polite and grabbed Ji Huaifeng by the collar and dragged him out.
Gu Xiaolu fell into a drowsy sleep, and could vaguely hear a quarrel.He couldn't hear what the two men were arguing about.
After a long time, he felt someone hugging him from behind.
"I'm not leaving, I'm never leaving again."
the man murmured.
Gu Xiaolu smirked, not knowing whether he was talking in his sleep or answering him: "Hehe, you are lying. Hehe"
After he got up, he saw that there was a brand new independent "bathroom" behind his house.
Things that I had forgotten before gradually remembered again.He thought of his life in the town, and remembered that he took in a stranger yesterday and took him in as an apprentice; he took his apprentice to dig pits and went out to cut reeds outside the town
It's just that he can't remember the name and appearance of that person.
Ji Huaifeng had to tell him his name repeatedly, and then forcefully turned his head to let him take a good look at himself.
After struggling for a long time, Gu Xiaolu finally remembered.
In general, Gu Xiaolu is quite satisfied with Ji Huaifeng's craftsmanship.The two grilled meat, used the new toilet happily, and fell asleep indiscriminately.The next morning, he took Ji Huaifeng to the mayor to go through the residency procedures.
When Longhu Town was first established, the residents were randomly recruited by the mayor and his brothers—as long as they were human, they could come in and live there.When the town gradually became lively and the population began to saturate, they began to limit the number of residents in the town.The current Longhu Town is one of the most prosperous areas in the world after the disaster, and the right of abode is many times more difficult than the Beijing household registration and American green card back then.
To become a resident of Longhu Town, one must first have an official resident of Longhu Town as a referrer, and the resident of Longhu Town as the referrer must not have violated the town's regulations in the past three months, and must not be in arrears protection fees and transaction taxes.
The first of these conditions is very troublesome.Because the town rules and regulations in Longhu Town are numerous and perverted—sometimes the residents can break the rules by farting; and breaking the rules means paying a lot of food as a fine.Everyone understands that this is a conspiracy used by the authorities to seize land; but people have to bow their heads under the eaves and can only be squeezed by them.As a result, looking for someone who hasn't violated a town rule in the last three months is like looking for hair on a bald head—no hair at all.
If the applicant is lucky enough to find someone who has not violated town rules within three months as a referrer, then he must hand in one hundred catties of fresh meat (dried meat, cured meat and bacon are not allowed) as the assessment fee within two days .After handing over the meat, the mayor of the town will disclose the identity of the applicant to the whole town and give the applicant five days to temporarily live in the town.For five days he had to live in full compliance with the town rules, and everyone in the town had the right to point out where he violated the rules.Once more than five violations are reported, he will be kicked out.
There are quite a lot of people in the town, and the competition for doing business is fierce, no one will be willing to share the porridge with others later.So there is no doubt, they will definitely pick out the applicants if they make mistakes; even if the applicants do not make mistakes, they will create conditions to pick them out
In addition to the sharp-eyed supervision of the residents, applicants also have to pass a series of physical and cultural tests (the contents of which are the town regulations). Only after passing all of them can they obtain the mayor's permission to enter.
In the six months after obtaining the permit, he has to pay twice the protection fee and transaction tax than others; he can only enjoy the same treatment as the current permanent resident after settling in for half a year.
To put it simply, it is not impossible for outsiders to enter Longhu Town, but the ones who can really come in are definitely the perverts among the perverts.
So Ji Huaifeng thanked God immensely for giving him a chance to enter the town.
For the past three months, Gu Xiaolu has been an honest man with his tail between his legs, and he hasn't violated a single town rule.Before entering the mayor's house, he said triumphantly: "Thanks to me, I have always been a good citizen who abides by laws and regulations. If I recommend you, you can burn incense!"
Ji Huaifeng: "Is there any incense to burn now?"
Gu Xiaolu: ""
In the living room on the first floor of Longhu Town Mayor Han Shangkun's house.After Gu Xiaolu explained the purpose of his visit, Han Shangkun asked the town clerk Liao Chun to read the town rules engraved on the wall to Ji Huaifeng.It took Liao Chun a full half an hour to finish reading.While Liao Chun was thinking about this, Ji Huaifeng and Gu Xiaolu stood there with their arms folded and looked at the furnishings of the mayor's house.
The mayor's house is the only small building on the ruins of this small town that has not completely collapsed.The building has two floors. Although one wall collapsed, there were only a few long cracks on the other three walls, as well as the floor and ceiling. After the walls were repaired, it was definitely enough to keep out the wind and rain.Because Han Shangkun was afraid that the roof would collapse, he used a few thick logs to support it.Therefore, the interior of this room is divided into random order by logs, with a full sense of space and a little more leisurely pastoral style. In short, it is comparable to the mansion of Bill Gates when he was alive.Of course the mayor had never seen what Bill Gates' house looked like, but since the clerk said so, he believed it.Anyway, when the asteroid hits, it doesn't matter whether he is Bi [-] Gates or Bi [-] Gates, he will be smashed into ashes.
Ji Huaifeng and Gu Xiaolu looked at Han Shangkun's house, while Han Shangkun was sitting by the firepit of his house, smoking a hookah made of bamboo tubes and shredded wild tobacco.
Han Shangkun was 33 years old last year, 33 years old this year, and will be 33 next year—because he claimed that his life stopped during the catastrophe.Under his leadership, the people in the town have food, clothing and clothing, so naturally they will not be stingy with a few compliments such as "You are so young".
So he is a perpetually 33-year-old, slightly bald, tall, fat man.
——He is also the only person in the whole town, and most likely the world, who can grow excess fat on his body.Just like the famous watches, cars, planes and yachts in the past, this fat body has now become a symbol of his wealth and power.People around looked at him as if they were looking at a person whose whole body was plated with gold.After all, this is the year when every inch is precious.
Han Shangkun squinted his eyes, smoked a hookah, and looked at Ji Huaifeng with the eyes of a picky boss interviewing a new employee.
Ji Huaifeng and Gu Xiaolu sat by the door carelessly, looking back with four eyes.
Ji Huaifeng smiled unceremoniously, while Gu Xiaolu looked curiously.Although he remembered that there was a mayor in this town, and he even remembered clearly where the mayor's home was, but he completely forgot what the mayor was called and what he looked like.So when he saw the fat body of the mayor, he was very surprised.After being surprised, he thought indignantly, how much of the mayor's body fat was contributed by himself.
Compared to being critical of Ji Huaifeng, the mayor is kind to Gu Xiaolu.
"I heard you fainted again?"
Gu Xiaolu rubbed his head, "I accidentally fell down yesterday, cough cough"
"Your forgetfulness is getting worse and worse. Be careful when you walk in the future, so that you don't even remember who you are someday!"
Gu Xiaolu now has something to ask for, so he threw back a sunny smile: "It doesn't matter if you forget who you are, as long as you remember to pay the protection fee and transaction tax."
Han Shangkun puffed out a puff of smoke, "You are smart."
Gu Xiaolu continued to rub his head and giggled.
Han Shangkun tapped the waterpipe on the stone of the firepit, and turned his gaze to Ji Huaifeng: "What about him? You don't know anyone when you faint. How do you know that he is your former friend? We have strict rules in the town. , It would be bad if people of unknown origin were allowed to get in."
Ji Huaifeng still smiled: "Mr. Mayor is afraid that bad people will sneak in and do bad things, right? Mayor, why not think about it, in fact, whether a person is good or bad, the key is his nature, and whether he is real or not. It doesn't matter if you know the people in the town. After all, people live in the world and know so many people, who can clearly know which ones they know are good and which are bad?"
Han Shangkun's knock on the hookah became lighter.
Ji Huaifeng went on to say: "It's true that I knew Xiaolu before. We used to be very good friends. It doesn't matter if Xiaolu doesn't remember. Although he forgot about me, I feel that he is very fond of me. I can’t forget the feeling. If he hated me before and thought I was a bad guy, how could he agree to introduce me so easily now? Of course that’s what I said, but my character is not the same as Xiaolu Make some connections. Mayor, just in case, I said just in case, I did something that made you unhappy because I didn’t understand the rules, I hope you can let me do things alone, and don’t involve Xiaolu.”
He spoke so confidently and sincerely that even Gu Xiaolu almost believed that he knew this person before.After Han Shangkun heard these words, the smile lines on his face deepened unknowingly.
"Dare to act—you're a man! I'll give you this chance. Go, two days, one hundred catties of meat, not less than one or two."
Gu Xiaolu patted his chest: "Don't say it's been two days, if you smoke a pipe again, we'll bring it to you."
Gu Xiaolu's self-confidence is by no means blind.Didn't Ji Huaifeng have a gun?His marksmanship must also be good, otherwise he wouldn't have shot that dog in the head that day?They just need to pack their guns, go out of the town, find a bigger beast and shoot them, isn't it done?
Gu Xiaolu spoke confidently, looking at Ji Huaifeng.But Ji Huaifeng looked back worriedly, and said, "Don't talk too early, if you don't get it today, you will be ashamed. Since the mayor said it for two days, let's try to do it within two days. The mayor , we will definitely send it to you as soon as possible after we get the meat, and it won’t spoil it.”
Coming out of the mayor's house, Gu Xiaolu dragged Ji Huaifeng towards the entrance of the town.Ji Huaifeng went in the opposite direction—that is, the direction of their home.Gu Xiaolu said, "Hey, aren't we going hunting?"
"Isn't it necessary to carry a weapon when hunting?"
"But didn't you bring it?" Gu Xiaolu said, stretching out his hand and making a shooting gesture.Ji Huaifeng shook his head, and dragged him back without saying a word.
According to the principles of physics, when two forces of different sizes and opposite directions act on an object at the same time, the object will move in the direction of the larger force.Gu Xiaolu was dragged home just like that.
Ji Huaifeng closed the door, took Gu Xiaolu's usual bow from the wall, and took out the bow that Gu Xiaolu was about to sell just now, and threw it on Gu Xiaolu.Then he searched out all the bamboo arrows and stuffed them into the quiver.The more Gu Xiaolu looked at it, the more puzzled he became: "Big hero, why don't you leave yours alone, can you get a fart with my junk?"
Ji Huaifeng remained expressionless: "Because I'm out of bullets."
Gu Xiaolu: ""
"When the last bullet was killing it—" Ji Huaifeng pointed to the vat of cured meat, "It was used up."
Gu Xiaolu's feet softened.He heard his heart shatter with a crackling sound, and glass shards fell all over the floor.
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