新石器时代

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After Gu Xiaolu made up his mind, he continued to pat Ji Huaifeng on the shoulder: "Of course, if you really yearn for life here, brother, I can show you a clear path. As for that path, what is it?"

As he spoke, he rubbed his fingers and made a gesture of counting money.

Ji Huaifeng hesitated.

When he came, he didn't really want to stay here for too long.His original plan was to take Gu Xiaolu away as soon as he found him.But he found that Gu Xiaolu seemed quite satisfied with his current life.If Gu Xiaolu wants to leave him willingly, it will take a lot of effort.

But the dog he killed yesterday probably only had less than fifty catties of meat left.Gu Xiaolu wanted to seize the opportunity to exploit him anytime and anywhere, and the rest might not be enough for him to stay for another night.

Seeing his distressed face, Gu Xiaolu frowned, "I've already told you that it's not easy to live here. Just wait for the trading day obediently, and go back after changing things."

Ji Huaifeng opened his mouth to speak, when he suddenly heard someone behind him say, "Hey, the master craftsman wants to fool you into becoming an apprentice again?"

Ji Huaifeng thought the voice was very familiar.Looking back, the man's appearance was also very familiar.

"He's going to say something like this to you next, cough cough—" The man coughed, and Ji Huaifeng only heard Gu Xiaolu's voice say, "Brother, I said you don't know any skills, you have to rely on It's not a problem to hunt and live nearby. You might as well hang out with me. I can make bows and arrows, weave shoes, weave baskets, and everything. The business is very good, but there is a shortage of manpower. Don't think those things are complicated. You and I It will take a few days to learn, and when the time comes, we will work together, and if I have a bite to eat, I will have yours! How about it?"

Ji Huaifeng looked at that person, then at Gu Xiaolu who was blowing his beard and staring at the side, and was dumbfounded.

It was the person who opened his mouth to speak just now, but it was indeed Gu Xiaolu's voice.

Gu Xiaolu clenched his fists tightly: "Fuck! Who told you to learn how to speak like me?"

The man laughed provocatively, a voice resembling Gu Xiaolu came out of his lips again: "Fuck! Who told you to imitate me?"

Ji Huaifeng looked at that person, then at Gu Xiaolu, and finally understood.

"Are you an actor?"

Although he didn't care much about entertainment and gossip before the catastrophe, he still had an impression of actor Jin Ling.This film star was at the peak of his career before the disaster, and big companies from all walks of life—except for feminine hygiene products—are vying to ask him to speak for him, and he can be seen in any small psoriasis advertisement in the streets and alleys the beautiful shadow.Such a celebrity survived, and the news that he was still alive spread far and wide.

Jin Ling raised his eyebrows and reached out his hand: "Jin Ling."

Although he was dressed in rags and had an unshaven beard, he was more masculine than the gentle and gentle boy back then.

Ji Huaifeng held it up: "Ji Huaifeng. The seasons of seasons, the locust tree of the locust tree, the wind of wind and rain."

Jin Ling's face changed slightly, that expression reminded Ji Huaifeng of a snake whose tail was stepped on.

However, Jin Ling quickly recovered and said with a smile: "If you accidentally fall into his trap and become his apprentice, you will have a hard time in the future. He will spend a few days teaching you how to do those things Bows, arrows, straw sandals, etc., and when you learn it, he will leave all the work to you, and then lie on the side to bask in the sun, and exchange the things you make for meat. You think he will really Give you something to eat? He will only leave you a little bone without meat, and will drive you out at night and let you sleep outside the door to guard the door—what do you think he has an apprentice and a dog? What's the difference?"

Jin Ling spoke calmly at the beginning, but later turned into a sad and angry accusation.

Ji Huaifeng didn't change his face: "I'd rather be a Taiping dog than a chaotic person."

Jinling: ""

Gu Xiaolu leaned over and patted him on the shoulder: "Let's make it so. The tuition fee is all your leftover dog meat."

Jinling and Ji Huaifeng: ""

The dog meat was originally put together in the stone jar of Gu Xiaolu's house, what Ji Huaifeng had to do was to verbally transfer its ownership.The most wonderful thing is that there is a Jinling next to him who can testify. Once Ji Huaifeng agrees, there is no room for repentance.

Jin Ling stared at him meaningfully, with "don't agree" written all over his face.

He said, "Okay."

Gu Xiaolu applauded happily.Ji Huaifeng continued to dig a hole with a calm face.So Jin Ling just kept staring at him, his gaze almost seemed to poke a hole out of him.

Gu Xiaolu triumphantly stepped forward and raised his head to pat Ji Huaifeng's face: "My dear disciple, call me Master."

Ji Huaifeng's eyebrows and eyes were squeezed together, almost crying: "Master."

Jin Ling only felt a gloomy cold wind blowing over him, and he couldn't help but sneezed.

Gu Xiaolu was suddenly very strange: "Actor, don't you have to work today?"

Jin Ling narrowed his eyes and said, "Today I will watch your work."

Gu Xiaolu continued to search deeply: "Look, there is no charge for watching." After speaking, he used his body to protect the pile of soil vigilantly: "But you are not allowed to grab my earthworms."

Jinling: ""

Ji Huaifeng clearly sensed Jinling's hostility, and although he didn't understand what was going on, he decided to keep silent.Gu Xiaolu was busy picking up earthworms, so naturally he didn't have time to talk.So Jinling was left there.

After a while, he asked, "What are you digging for?"

Gu Xiaolu was the first to say, "Dig earthworms to fish."

Ji Huaifeng: "Dig the toilet."

Jin Ling didn't know whether he was looking for something to say or was really jealous: "Oh, so you can show off that your house has a separate bathroom?"

Gu Xiaolu: "Actually, this is already there. We are just materializing it now."

Ji Huaifeng and Jin Ling turned their heads and silently covered their noses.

Gu Xiaolu patted Ji Huaifeng on the shoulder again: "Don't listen to his nonsense, you are my right-hand man as my apprentice, how could I abuse you." He said provocatively and looked at Jinling: "We will be together in the future. Grilling meat over a fire, sleeping in a bed, pissing in a pit."

Jin Ling couldn't take it anymore and strode away.

Gu Xiaolu said to himself: "Is he really the film king? How come I don't have the slightest impression."

Ji Huaifeng raised his lower eyelids and continued digging.

After four hours of hard work, Ji Huaifeng finally dug a one-meter-cubic hole.He gathered the excavated soil around the pit and pounded it firmly with stones to prevent the outside rainwater from flowing in and accumulating when it rained; he placed several logs side by side on the top of the pit, leaving a strip in the middle. A half-foot-wide seam.Gu Xiaolu walked around it a few times back and forth, looking left and right to see that there was no one around, he lifted his jacket and was about to untie his trouser belt.Looking up, he saw Ji Huaifeng glaring at him with twitching corners of his mouth, and stopped again.

Ji Huaifeng said helplessly: "It's not finished yet. It's still bright. There are people beside me."

Gu Xiaolu looked around again: "Who else?"

Ji Huaifeng didn't know whether he should be happy or sad.Is it because Gu Xiaolu treats him too much as his own person that he doesn't mind taking off his pants in front of him at all, or does he not treat him as a person at all?

Ji Huaifeng returned the shovel to Gu Xiaolu: "Go borrow a hatchet. We still need some branches and grass."

Although Gu Xiaolu kept making him angry, when he said the word "we", he was still in a good mood.

Gu Xiaolu groaned, strode to the public toilet in the town to solve the problem, and then continued groaning to return the shovel.

As soon as Gu Xiaolu walked away, Ji Huaifeng was about to go back to scoop up some water to wash his hands, when he saw Jin Ling leaning against the door, looking at him with his mouth pursed.

He hadn't met Jin Ling before today, and Jin Ling's strong hostility was a little too inexplicable.

He greeted politely: "Actor?"

The slightly upturned ending sounded provocative to Jinling.

Jin Ling said coldly, "I don't care what you are here for, I only have one word for you."

"Oh?"

"Go away. You are not welcome here."

"You sent me seven words."

Jinling: "You're welcome."

Ji Huaifeng leaned forward without showing any weakness: "I am here to abide by the rules and be civilized and polite. It seems that I haven't done anything to offend you, right?"

Jin Ling took a step closer: "You know what you have done. If you still have a conscience, get out."

Ji Huaifeng understood a little bit.but he doesn't understand

"What does this have to do with you?"

Jin Ling: "A heinous guy lives in the opposite door of my house, and may live there for a long time. Do you think it has something to do with me?"

Ji Huaifeng: "If you don't like me, you can move.

Jinling: "You're welcome."

Ji Huaifeng leaned forward without showing any weakness: "I am here to abide by the rules and be civilized and polite. It seems that I haven't done anything to offend you, right?"

Jin Ling took a step closer: "You know what you have done. If you still have a conscience, get out."

Ji Huaifeng understood a little bit.but he doesn't understand

"What does this have to do with you?"

Jin Ling: "A heinous guy lives in the opposite door of my house, and may live there for a long time. Do you think it has something to do with me?"

Ji Huaifeng: "If you don't like me, you can move."

Jinling: ""

When Gu Xiaolu came back whistling with a hatchet, he saw Ji Huaifeng and Jin Ling standing face to face, eyes to glasses, nose to nose, only half a centimeter away from kissing.

Gu Xiaolu opened his mouth into an O shape, and the hatchet fell to the ground with a "dang".

Jinling and Jihuai quickly separated.

Jin Ling turned his head and left, leaving them with a handsome look on the back of his head.Ji Huaifeng coughed: "Borrowed? Let's go."

Although the vegetation in the town grows by itself, they are all considered public property.People in the town consciously go outside the town to collect firewood.Ji Huaifeng walked ahead with a hatchet in hand, looking at the bare slope outside the town, he said with emotion: "Human beings are really like locusts. Wherever they go, not a single blade of grass grows."

But going a little further, he was silent again.

Except for that small soil slope, the vegetation in other places simply blocks out the sun.

Gu Xiaolu yawned: "Human beings are rabbits who can eat grass beside their nests."

Ji Huaifeng originally wanted to cut some small branches with leaves.After hearing Gu Xiaolu say that there is a river nearby and there are many reeds by the river, he changed his mind again.

"We only need to pack a bundle of reeds. The wall of the toilet can be made of reed poles, and the top can be covered with reed leaves, which is just right."

Gu Xiaolu thought he could do whatever he wanted, so he took him to the river.Ji Huaifeng slashed without saying a word.Gu Xiaolu took out the bamboo tube: "Go ahead, I'm fishing."

Ji Huaifeng squinted at him: "The so-called fishing means using a fishing rod, hook, line and bait to catch fish. We only have bait now, what do you think?"

Gu Xiaolu: "That's why you quickly give me the fishing rod, hook and line!"

Ji Huaifeng: "Do you think I'm a Jingle cat?"

After being silent for a long time, Gu Xiaolu asked, "What is the Dingdang cat? Can it catch fish directly?"

Ji Huaifeng: ""

Gu Xiaolu finally found out what the problem was, and felt that he had been deceived: "You don't even have a fishing rod, so you have the nerve to let me catch earthworms everywhere?!"

Ji Huaifeng sighed: "I thought you would."

Gu Xiaolu's fishing career was thus ruined.But he refused to let go of the bamboo tube.

"There will be a rod, there will be a line, there will be a hook, and there will be everything!"

Ji Huaifeng threw a freshly cut reed in front of him: "I'm in charge of cutting, and you are in charge of tearing off the reed leaves."

Gu Xiaolu had no choice but to start tearing those reed leaves aggrievedly.Put the peeled reed stalks on one side, and the peeled reed leaves on the other side.While stripping, he said to himself: "It's not me who wants to take your clothes off, it's the uncle over there—my apprentice, he wants you to stand in a row and run naked next to my house! Is he very bad? Ah—— —”

With a mournful face, Gu Xiaolu put his hand under Ji Huaifeng's eyelids: "Apprentice, I got hurt because of my teacher."

Ji Huaifeng looked at the shallow cut in his hand that didn't even come out of blood, and wanted to "materialize" it with the hatchet in his hand.

But he held back.He intentionally supported Gu Xiaolu's arm, wrapped his other around his waist, and pushed him to the side of the open space: "Sit down and rest. I'll do the rest." After finishing speaking, he went to chop the reeds again. .

Gu Xiaolu didn't expect his plan of being lazy to come true so easily, but he felt a little uneasy.After sitting in embarrassment for a while, he got up again to peel off the reed leaves.Hearing Ji Huaifeng sniggering there, he got angry and asked him deliberately: "Hey, do you like the actor very much?"

Ji Huaifeng was dumbfounded: "What?"

"If I hadn't come back just now, would you have kissed me?"

It was only then that Ji Huaifeng remembered what he had almost quarreled with Jin Ling just now - no wonder Gu Xiaolu's reaction was so intense at that time, it turned out he was thinking of that -

"Xiaolu, it's not that—"

"Ok?"

Ji Huaifeng suppressed his anger: "Master, it's not like that."

Gu Xiaolu continued to peel the reed leaves: "Actually, women are harder to find than dinosaurs these days, and it's normal to like men. People can't masturbate against the wall for the rest of their lives, right? Although the actor has a bad temper, he has a good face and a good figure." Okay, I can watch it if I make do.”

Ji Huaifeng couldn't bear it anymore: "I don't like him! I was arguing with him today!"

Gu Xiaolu continued to fan the flames: "You two didn't know each other before, and you can't get along with each other. What's the point of arguing? Unless you fell in love at first sight. As the saying goes, everything is dialectical, and there is no hatred without love."

"Who said that?" Ji Huaifeng really wanted to go back through time and space—to kill the person who made up this "common saying".

"Uh Max?"

Ji Huaifeng: "When I see him in the future, I will apologize to him on your behalf."

"Oh, is he still alive? I thought he was long dead."

Ji Huaifeng looked up at the sky at an angle of 46 degrees: "Thank God, you still have someone who remembers."

Gu Xiaolu protested: "I remember a lot of people!"

Ji Huaifeng asked alertly: "Who?!"

Gu Xiaolu thought about it seriously for a long time, and then said, "Gourd baby."

Ji Huaifeng: ""

"So, if you like the actor, I can help you cough, yes."

Gu Xiaolu's mind skipped countless parallel universes in an instant, and Ji Huaifeng was thrown off by him all at once.

"However," Gu Xiaolu rubbed his fingers again and counted money, "You understand."

Ji Huaifeng finally understood.Gu Xiaolu was just trying to find ways to store food for the winter.While burning with anger, the bottom of my heart twitched violently.

In the end, even he himself didn't know what it was like.

"You don't have to do me any favors, I will help you hunt and work. You won't be hungry anymore."

The temperature in Ji Huaifeng's tone rose from minus to 38 degrees in an instant, and Gu Xiaolu felt a little uncomfortable.

"How funny is that"

After all, he is a civilized person, no matter how much he likes to take advantage of others, he still pays attention to equal exchange.

Ji Huaifeng suddenly came up to him, as close as he was when he confronted Jin Ling, and stared at Gu Xiaolu: "Actually, you are right, women are harder to find these days than dinosaurs, and it is really good to find a man as a companion. But "

Pushing him with his hand will push him down on the pile of reeds.

"But you can't find him if you find anyone."

The actor's voice came in unhurriedly.Gu Xiaolu was startled, Ji Huaifeng held him down, half of his body was in front of him.