Ghost animal, wait for the abuse!

"What's your cat's name?" Dongfang Weiming, who was content to deceive others, asked the little cat Mr. Mao very leisurely.

"It's Cheese, you can call him Xiaoqi." Huo Gai, who was so satisfied with being tricked by others, picked up the cat and replied with a smile on his face.

"What's the deep meaning?" Dongfang Weiming seriously recalled the relevant allusions.

Huo Gai rubbed his chin against the cat's head, and smiled inscrutablely: "People like you who have no love for cats will not understand."

So, this kid really still remembers the thing he was hit before...

"Actually, I have raised cats before." Dongfang Weiming extended his hand towards the kitten friendly.

"Wow..." Dongfang Weiming's finger was bitten by the kitten again.

Huo Gai patted Cheese's head appreciatively, and asked, "Because you are always bitten by cats, so why don't you stop raising it?"

A row of black lines appeared on Dongfang Weiming's head: "It's not..."

Dongfang Weiming snatched his hand back from the cheese's mouth, barely bent the corners of his lips, and finally straightened them.He leaned on the back of the chair, narrowed his eyes and said slowly: "When I was ten years old, I saw a cat in the corner of the alley. It was thin, small, and pitiful. So I took it back I raised it, brocade as a nest, fresh fish as food, taking care of it every day, and never abandoned it. Later...it ran away. I chased after it for a long time and shouted for a long time, but it still ran away with that cat , without even the slightest hesitation."

Huo Gai turned over the cheese in his hand, revealing his white and soft belly, and rubbed his head gently.His face was rather strange——

The so-called ghost animal has a sad and sad past behind it. It turns out that Dongfang Weiming was abandoned by a cat, so he evolved into a ghost animal who doesn't listen to human feelings and only abuses thousands of people?

Hey, even if the master didn't tell Xiao Ming's family background and childhood past in the original book, there is no need for this world to complete itself so bloody, right?What's the difference between this and the middle-aged boy who has embarked on the road of anti-people and anti-society for a steamed bun? Mouth!

"Perhaps your cheese will run away one day. I don't know." Dongfang Weiming looked at the cheese cat lying on Huo Gai's lap with its little paws tucked up, and its eyes narrowed happily, guessing evilly.

Cheese twisted his waist and meowed, Huo Gai obediently switched sides and continued scratching. "Then run it."

"You don't care?" Dongfang Weiming pinched the cheese's tail and shook it in front of the cheese.The little stupid cat stretched out its paw curiously, scratching and scratching at its own tail, but it couldn't reach it, so it stared at Huo Kai and meowed pitifully.

Huo Gai patted Dongfang Weiming's hand away, and brought the fluffy tail to Cheese's mouth, letting it bite and play (hey, hey!).

Huo Gai raised Cheese's little butt to make it more convenient for him to bite his tail, and said with a smile, "Just like Cheese would happily hold his own tail and bite, it also won't understand that a master is important to it. What's the point in terms of it, what should I care about with a stupid cat?"

Dongfang Weiming, who was set off by Huo Gai as a naive child, was silent. As a ghost animal who had been fighting with cats for a long time in childhood, he was deeply depressed.

"Actually, I might live a better life if it left me." Huo Gai hesitated for a moment, then said in a low voice.

"Why did you say that?" Dongfang Weiming's ears suddenly pricked up.

Huo Gai sighed: "I used to raise goldfish, but I accidentally strangled them to death when I was feeding them.

I once raised a tortoise, but when I went on a long trip, it was eaten by mice and left with nothing but its shell.

I once raised a chick, but when it was released, it ate someone's hair rope and choked to death.

I once raised a puppy, but I was hit by a carriage. I managed to save him, but he died of illness again.

You said, is it not suitable for people like me to keep pets? "

"..." Dongfang Weiming could only express his silent condolences to Huo Gai's history of raising pets with blood and tears.

"It's not easy." The two looked at each other, and they couldn't help feeling emotional.

In pure love novels, the first step in falling in love is to exchange diaries with each other. Although these two don't keep diaries, even if they do, the contents of the diaries must be extremely terrifying.But this does not prevent the two from taking letting each other know about their childhood history of blood and tears as one of the important steps in hooking up.Although there is no guarantee of the reliability of the disclosed personal information, at least it is no longer a wretched existence like a friend with benefits, right?

"It's getting late, I should go back." Huo Gai looked at the sky, and decided to leave early, so as not to bump into some early guests and accidentally get himself whored.

"I'll see you off." Dongfang Weiming also understood Huo Gai's worries, and didn't force him to stay.

Huo Gai held the red sandalwood box in his sleeves and held cheese in his arms. Under the shocked eyes of the gatekeeper, he was sent out the back door by Dongfang Weiming.

The alley leading to the back door is a red-light district. It is very lively at night, but there are no people in the daytime. This is the time when there are few people.

Huo Gai walked a few hundred meters away, and found that from the door of the embroidered quilt pavilion, a strong man with a standard cannon fodder villainous face had been following him, looking like he had evil intentions.

'The last time I dressed richly and walked here, there was no one coveting me, so why did I get caught up in ordinary clothes this time?There is a conspiracy, there is definitely a conspiracy!I just said that Dongfang Weiming, who has always been a negative teaching material for politeness and rules, thought of sending himself out for the first time today. Could it be that he wanted to play a trick of being a hero to save the beauty?

When my side was in trouble, I screamed twice, and he, who was not far from the back door, just rushed over to save himself from the fire and water.

This IQ, this EQ... Tsk tsk tsk. '

Casting aside Dongfang Weiming's clumsy and ancient hook-up method, Huo Kai, who had been cheated all afternoon, decided to continue jumping into the pit bravely.

There was no one around, Huo Gai stopped, put the cheese on the ground, turned around, and saw that the big man had picked up a stick as thick as a baby's arm at some point.

So Huo Gai took a deep breath and shouted: "Help!" Then he ran towards the direction of the quilt pavilion.Of course, it was equivalent to trotting towards the bad guy.Hey, it's hard to find a victim who cooperates like me.

The two met successfully on the way, and the big man raised his stick with a vicious look on Huo Gai's head and slammed it down.

Huo Gai's eyes are about to burst, damn it, are you serious?

In fact, it's really not to blame Huo Gai for seeking death, this unlucky boy was just made into a habit by Dongfang Weiming.

Huo Gai is so depressing, isn't the usual sequence of covering his mouth, tearing up his clothes, kissing and licking, and adding some teasing words as the background music?Come and knock people out, and then witness the glorious moment of the hero's arrival in a while!

Or... what Dongfang Weiming wanted was to knock people unconscious, and then OOXX and then XX.When someone wakes up, he will say regretfully, "I'm sorry, by the time I find you, you've already been... hey." Then he should say, sobbing, "I'm not clean anymore, and I don't deserve the love in my heart." That's him." Then Dongfang Weiming just showed how strong his desire to recycle the rags was, so the beauty ran into the big bad wolf's embrace with tears of gratitude, and the game ended satisfactorily.

Dongfang Weiming, it’s fine to play dirty tricks, but you still play such cheap tricks, I will never stop with you!

Although Huo Gai let the big man approach unsuspectingly because he had misjudged the viciousness of Dongfang Weiming's plan before, fortunately he was much shorter than the big man, and the stick he held up high swung It took a little longer to hit the head than normal people, so Huo Gai, who reacted a little later, crouched down with his head in his arms, and narrowly avoided it.

Huo Gai didn't hesitate any longer, and slammed hard at the big man below the waist and above the legs.That was the key point, so even though Huo Gai couldn't use much strength because the two of them were too close, this attack had a certain effect.

"Ah——" the big man cried out in pain, and the conditioned reflex was to cover that place, which was the effect Huo Gai wanted.However, unfortunately, the stick in his hand was not loose, and Huo Gai was right between his hand and his vitals.

So with a "bang", Huo Gai, who was squatting into a ball with his head in his arms, was smashed into a curve by a stick.

Huo Gai heard the sound of something hitting the red sandalwood box in the cuff by his ear, and then his eyes suddenly went blank, and then he collapsed on the ground, not knowing where to go.

Huo Gai bit the tip of his tongue hard, using the pain to barely wake himself up from the trance.Hugging the big man's feet, he pulled out the dagger on his leg and slashed across, but he was knocked dizzy before, so he couldn't use his strength.There was only a shallow bloody gash on the big man's leg.

Seeing that Huo Gai was getting the knife, the big man kicked out in fright, kicking Huo Gai into a backflip, changing from side B to side A.Then he swung the stick and smashed it down.

Huo Gai only felt a sharp pain in his leg, but he woke up from the pain for a while.Huo Gai did a sit-up, and when the stick was consoling his leg for the second time, he quickly raised his hand and pinched the stick halfway.

Of course, with his strength like that of a chicken, even if he pinches the stick, it still cannot change the determination of the stick to meet his thigh intimately.The only effect is to exchange for two to three seconds of stalemate when the stick hits the leg and just exhausted its strength.

But two to three seconds are enough for Huo Gai to do a lot of things, for example - with the strength of the big man's downward swing, he will pull the person towards him, then raise his hand, draw the knife, and cut off the opponent's thumb.

Without his thumb, the big man naturally couldn't hold the stick. Huo Gai snatched the stick, and swung it with all his strength at the big man who staggered towards him because he pulled it.

"Boom."

"what!"

Don't get me wrong, it wasn't the big man who was hit in the temple, but Huo Gai who was knocked down by the fainted big man's leg.

Huo Gai's face was pale from the pain, and he broke out in cold sweat. He took a breath and lifted the big man who was pressing on him, and shouted repeatedly: "Help, help, help..."

You must call out the onlookers as soon as possible. If you encounter another gangster, you may have to explain it here.

Dongfang Weiming, you scum, if you don't come out again, I'll give you a cactus and a chrysanthemum later!

Huo Gai put down the stick, bent his flexible waist and made a sitting position, and tapped the sole of his foot. Fortunately, there was no pain in the wound, not a fracture.

Huo Gai suddenly felt a movement in his waist, he sat up straight, and when he lowered his head, it was cheese.The kitten was looking up at him in bewilderment, clutching his belt and meowing.

Huo Gai held the cheese by the back of the neck and lifted it away: "Hey, brother will play with you later."

Then, Huo Gai held the dagger in one hand and the stick in the other, dragged his stumped leg, and rolled onto the big man, one, two, three, and swung both hands down, one nailed the opponent's palm to the ground, and the other broke The opponent's wrist.

"Ouch, my mother!" The big man woke up from the pain, but he didn't dare to open his eyes, because there were two fingers digging on his eyelids, as if he would open his eyes without hesitation Two eyeballs gouged out.

"I ask, you answer. If you dare to move, I will go down, if you are silent, I will go down, if you hesitate, I will go down, if you lie, I will go down."

The voice was soft and pleasant to hear, but it shuddered in the ears of the big man.The big man hurriedly said: "You ask, you ask."

"Why are you staring at me?"

"Because I heard that you have a baby on you."

"Where did you hear it? What's going on, let's start from the beginning."

"The villain was squatting outside the courtyard wall of the Embroidered Quilt Pavilion this afternoon, when he suddenly heard someone talking inside, and one of them said, 'Listen to me, the scholar won't believe it, the treasure in your red sandalwood box is worth at least 1000 yuan How could I give him two silver coins so easily." I don't know what the other person whispered back, and the person said again, "I can't stop you if you insist on giving it to me, so you can do it yourself." Then he fell silent. The villain was momentary Lard was fooled, and he wanted to make a fortune, so he squatted at the back door and guarded it, and after a while, you came out with a box in your sleeve..."

"Usually so many rich men come here, you don't make a fortune, why do you wait for this opportunity to rob?" Huo Gai added a little strength to his hands.

"Spare me, sir, spare my life. Usually, those rich men are either powerful or powerful. How dare I provoke them. Don't you think that you are just a scholar who relies on your husband for a living, so you did something stupid."

"Very good." The first time I wore brocade clothes and walked through the back door, it was fine, the second time I wore Confucian shirts and walked through the front door, and the third time I wore Confucian shirts and walked through the back door, so I was tricked.You thought it was a game, and you even brought a suit to match the door!

Huo Gai felt that there seemed to be a discrepancy between the facts and his own thoughts. If the robber was telling the truth, then the person who harmed him might not be Dongfang Weiming. He never left his sight all afternoon. Only before he arrives.But before that, he didn't know that he would pack the box with him.Wait, no, if he didn't ask for the box, he could also give the box to himself.So, the bastard Dongfang Weiming is really suspicious...

"Master, the villain already knows everything without saying anything, don't you..." The big man called Huo Gai unwilling to be lonely.

"A good answer, I will reward you with a steamed stuffed bun." Huo Gai praised with a smile, and the big man let out a surprise.

"bang"

The big man passed out again with a big freshly baked bun on his head.

The author has something to say: [Small theater—a sideshow, you are telling the truth. 】The following is the mental journey of the fierce and cute gatekeeper when he saw Dongfang Weiming sending Huo Gai out: The host actually sent him out in person, did the sun come out from the west today?

This little scholar looks familiar.

By the way, it was the son who wanted to seduce his sweetheart who was prettier, richer, and more promising than him.

Our boss seems to be more beautiful than him, richer than him, and more promising than him.So... ORZ, who became the only truth king in this world, suddenly felt a lot of pressure.

"The sun will set in the east in a while... Let's wash up and go to bed early."