Ghost animal, wait for the abuse!

"Do you think what I said is wrong?" Seeing Huo Gai's attitude of non-violence and non-cooperation, Dongfang Weiming, who has trained people so well both physically and mentally, asked another question.

Huo Gai got up calmly from the blanket, hugged the cat and sat on the imperial concubine's couch, looked at Dongfang Weiming, talked and smiled gently: "No, I did make a mistake. Every time I perform, what I think is always him , what does he like, what does he dislike, what does he think, what does he think. But he forgot, in fact, you are the one watching my performance."

Subtext: Hey, you were the one who told me to seduce you. I accidentally ignored passer-by A's thoughts. I'm really sorry~ A certain stepfather who must take revenge, shamelessly punished him.

Dongfang Weiming, who had just established the majesty of a teacher, was slapped back to his original form as a hired servant. He was full of aggrieved and unable to vent, so he could only think to himself, "When the master accepts you, take two jade sticks, insert one, and hold one." .Take two gold chains, tie one and hang the other. ' While maintaining a graceful smile, gritted his teeth.

"I'm biased. It's just that I don't know that person well, so I can only comment on it from my own feelings. Please forgive me."

"It's okay." Huo Gai, who successfully stabbed someone in the heart, touched the kitten and smiled more and more happily: "I don't know what sir taught me today."

Dongfang Weiming took a deep breath and revived his glass heart.

"What I'm teaching you today is nose awareness. Sweet scents make them alluring, cold scents make them clear, strong scents make them noble, and light scents make them elegant. When we remember people, we don't have to look at their voices, but they still have their flavors. Just close your eyes."

Huo Gai put the kitten aside and closed his eyes obediently.

"Meditate, and then think of me."

Dongfang Weiming's low voice mixed with deep meaning lingers in his ears, like a demon that lures people into the abyss. "Tell me, what do I look like in front of you?"

In the chaotic darkness, Huo Gai began to think about the unknown in the east - there was a white spot of light in the distance, and then it was getting closer and closer...

what the hell?This product is not Dongfang Weiming, this product is not Dongfang Weiming...

Who can tell Master, where did this guy in white single clothes and Dongfang Weiming's face with no sadness or joy come from?

Dongfang Weiming is obviously an enchanting evildoer wearing colorful clothes, with a shapeless demeanor and a charming fragrance, okay?Now that he is so noble and glamorous that he is like a quietly burning ice-colored flame, the character image has completely collapsed!

Could this be Wan Renlun's impression of Dongfang Weiming?This guy's eyes are really not easy to use.

When a certain stepfather was struggling with the problem of character design, his lips were caught off guard, and then he seemed to be licked gently by the tip of his tongue.

Immediately, goosebumps sprouted out of the ground like mushrooms after a rain, and veins popped out like wild cats whose tails were stepped on——

Damn, did you tell me to close my eyes just to steal a kiss? Don't you think it's a shame for you, the king of ghosts and beasts, to play such an innocent little boy's trick!

Even if you touch your whole body while I'm drunk, you still have to be classy.With such a blatant attack by you, the only thing left for me to do is to slap you with a brick and then immediately break up the relationship, you can go all the way, you bastard!As an innocent scholar with a master in his heart, how can he hug you and shout "Brother just felt good just now, come again"?

It's also very stressful to hook up with people these days. You, who play cards unreasonably and sneak up on magic horses, are the most annoying!

Roaring in his heart, Huo Gaijun suddenly opened his eyes, but what he saw was a little fluffy head—it was a cat, so it turned out that it was a cat who just stole my kiss...you cat!Dong, Fang, Wei, Ming, are you a child who has not been weaned, is it interesting to play such pranks, is it interesting?

Dongfang Weiming held the cat in both hands, held it up in front of Huo Gai's face and shook it again, looking as if he had succeeded in a prank.

"Boom" This is the sound of the vein in Huo Gai's head snapping.

"Looking at your angry appearance, is it possible that you misunderstood something?" Dongfang Weiming blinked, and said again: "In your heart, I am so unbearable?"

Huo Gai snatched the cat away, angrily silent.Hmph, just wait, there will always be a time when you hug my thigh and cry!

Dongfang Weiming sat down beside Huo Gai, stopped laughing, and asked, "The scene you saw before is very different from the usual me?"

How does he know?Huo Gai nodded.

Dongfang Weiming took Huo Gai's hand: "Follow me."

Huo Gai put down the cat and was dragged by Dongfang Weiming all the way, bypassing a pair of leaf painted screens, and saw the object behind the painted screen - ivory carved cloud and fish pattern incense.

White smoke curled up among the hollowed-out flower fish, hovered, fluttered, and then dissipated without a trace, only layers of cold fragrance floated in the air.The whole room is like a clear and quiet deep lake. The snowflakes from the other side of the clouds flutter and sprinkle, slowly and continuously falling on the water surface, melting little by little, and melting into the water. The fragrance can only be understood by words.

Huo Gai looked at Xiang Ding in front of him, and was so shocked that he couldn't speak for a moment——

How much is this stuff worth?

Dongfang Weiming frowned, and suddenly asked: "In your eyes, what does the owner of the Embroidered Quilt Pavilion look like?"

"Just like you." Huo Gai replied bluntly.Xiao Ming, your identity, personality, and appearance were all designed by your stepfather, so why don't you fit?

"This is my usual incense - Yunchen, do you think this smell is suitable for me?" Dongfang Weiming asked again.

Slightly looking at the person in front of him, the brilliance is overwhelming, and then sniffing the fragrance, it is deserted to the bone.A beautiful woman in a bikini is doing bridal makeup.

Huo Gai said straightforwardly: "Not suitable."

Dongfang Weiming sighed lowly, with indescribable sorrow in his smile: "What should the owner of the Embroidered Quilt Pavilion look like, charming, graceful, bohemian, or lazy and luxurious? You hate my frivolity, don't like me touching, laugh I am shapeless, implying alienation. It was just a joke before, but you are like an enemy. It can be seen that you also feel that I must be a lustful and obscene thing in this lowly profession.

Then, have you ever thought that because most people, like you, think that the owner of the embroidered quilt pavilion should look like this, so I can only look like this.You know, this colorful body and gorgeous pendant are not my favorite.All around me, only this fragrance was chosen by me.Yes, it's not suitable. Is it the owner of Xiubei Pavilion or Dongfang Weiming who is not suitable? "

"I have always carried this fragrance on me. Your eyes are confused by my appearance, but your heart remembers my smell." Dongfang Weiming's eyes are deep, and he knocks on the door of his heart every word .

Huo Gai was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head, smiled and said nothing——

The east is not clear, the east is not clear, what a good way!From the beginning of the lecture, it was actually one link after another, with traps set up layer by layer.

First use the fragrance to lure the elegant picture in the mind, to shake the previous vulgar impression, and plant the seeds of doubt.

Then, cats are deliberately used to induce misunderstandings and pave the way for later statements.

In the end, compare people with Xiang, first arouse the guilt of the other party's previous misunderstanding, and then untie the seeds of doubts about the incompatibility of impressions. The two phases confirm that you can be promoted from a rogue boss to a helpless scholar in one fell swoop, and completely get rid of the disadvantages brought about by your own identity.

Xiao Ming, since you gave me a step to get close to me, I naturally wished for it.

Huo Gai cupped his fists, bowed deeply, and said earnestly: "Brother Dongfang, I was self-righteous before, and I hope you will forgive me."

Dongfang Weiming saw that everything was going well, so he naturally replied happily: "It's okay. I am so outspoken because I really want to befriend you, but it is a bit abrupt. I hope that in your eyes from now on, there will be no embroidered quilt master, only Dongfang Weiming. .”

Sincere friendship, are you dating? Hello?Huo Gai nodded: "It's natural."

Dongfang Weiming and Huo Gai returned to the imperial concubine's bed and sat next to each other.Turning sideways, the two evildoers, who were determined to hook up with each other, looked at each other and smiled tacitly. They both felt that the day when they reaped the fruits of victory was not far away, and they were eagerly preparing to make persistent efforts to coax each other onto the chopping board and eat them into their stomachs. .

Dongfang Weiming said softly: "Xiao Lun, I think you already understand a thing or two about the beauty of nose awareness. Using incense as bait can be said to be invisible, and it is suitable for you. You are more respectable but less amiable. I have a fragrance here that is just right for you."

After finishing speaking, Dongfang Weiming took a carved wooden box from the low table beside him and opened it, and a small green-glazed porcelain vase lay quietly in it.Under Dongfang Weiming's gesture, Huo Gai reached out and took out the porcelain bottle, pulled out the cork and sniffed it lightly, his face was flushed, his body and mind fluttered.

This is such a kind of fragrance full of OOXX desire, sweet, charming and vulgar, it is a must-have prop for every dedicated professional.

Dongfang Weiming was doing his best to promote the product at the side: "You have smelled this fragrance too. You only need to use a little, and that person will be distracted and fall in love with you without knowing it."

Huo Gai held the incense, and remained silent...Xiao Ming, you are being naughty again.

Going to seduce someone with such an incense that is obviously from a place that is not suitable for children, or prove that this person is already impure, and then come back after visiting the brothel.Either it proves that this person's purpose is not pure, and he is preparing to use the scene as a brothel.

This incense is really a great equipment for people to unknowingly corrupt their image and be disgusted by others.

"How do I use this incense?" Huo Gai asked as he poured out a bean-sized incense pill from the bottle.

"Smoked, hung, and painted can all be dyed with incense. Hanging is easy to show traces, and painted is more feminine, so I have prepared something for you."

Dongfang Weiming took out something from his bosom, but it was a small silver hollowed-out carved ball. When he pinched it with two fingers, the ball opened, revealing a small alms bowl with three rings the size of a fingernail. Strangely, no matter what Dongfang Weiming I don't know how to turn the ball while pinching it. With the spontaneous rotation and adjustment of the three-layer ring, the bowl is always upwards, neither deflected nor inclined.Extremely wonderful.

Dongfang Weiming ignited the fuel at the bottom of the bowl, put incense pills on it, and buckled the ball, the incense would flow out from the hollowed-out grid, with green smoke curling up and a heavy fragrance mist.

"If you don't mind, this smoked ball will be given to you." Dongfang Weiming held the small ball in front of Huo Gai with a smile on his face.

"This... I'm afraid it's too expensive." Huo Gai used almost all of his self-control to restrain the urge to snatch the smoked ball into Sai's arms. Damn, all the people who open the prime minister's mansion these days are the rich. Regal!

"Since you call me Brother Dongfang, why bother to stick to these vulgar things." Dongfang Weiming forced the smoked ball into Huo Gai's hands, with a face like you don't want to give me face.

"Then the younger brother is disrespectful."

Huo Gai squeezed the smoked ball, watching the wispy smoke rising between his fingers, although it wasn't hot at all, he had the illusion that his palm was being roasted on the fire.

Speaking of which, Dongfang Weiming didn't have any good intentions in giving him this thing.This kid is really murderous at every step of chasing someone. The suspicion of planting someone to go to a brothel is not counted, and there is also the crime of unknown source of a huge amount of property.

With such a charming baby in my arms, there is a [-]% chance that I will be questioned about its origin. If I tell the truth, I will die a heroic death. If I fool around, I will die a wronged death.Fortunately, we have no sweetheart, and we have no pressure to eat such poisonous delicacies.

"One piece of this incense can be smoked for a day and a night, and the smell will last for three days. There are ten pieces in this bottle, so keep them safe." Dongfang Weiming urged earnestly.

"Okay, thank you Brother Dongfang." Huo Gai picked up the red sandalwood box, put the porcelain vase and golden ball away, and put it in his sleeve.As soon as this guy got his hands on it, he abducted another box worth twelve taels of silver.

Feeling the delicate lines on the box wall, Huo Gai felt from the bottom of his heart that Dongfang Weiming, who was sold and paid for, was too kind.

Looking at Huo Gai's grateful expression, Dongfang Weiming sincerely felt that Huo Gai, who was cheated by others and still grateful to him, was too naive.

One of the two villains had a great time feeding the bait, and the other had a great time gnawing on the bait. It seemed that they were really happy and harmonious.

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[Next episode preview]

Huo Gai: Hey, why hasn't Dongfang Weiming been captured by the master after so long? !

Egg Yolk: Do you think you are stupid or Dongfang Weiming is stupid, do you think the heart-to-heart battle between the two evildoers is easy to write, bastard?

Huo Gai: I think you are stupid!Are you sure it's not because you have too few updates in each chapter, so the battle line is so long?

Egg Yolk: Where is my less, obviously a lot, you are slandering, slandering.

Huo Gai: What do you use as a reference?

Egg yolk: The length of each episode of Private Sweet Cat.

Huo Gai: ...You are shameless.

Egg Yolk: Ann, Ann, the next episode will give you two a chance to advance by leaps and bounds.

Huo Gai: What is the opportunity?

Egg Yolk: You were molested by hooligans, and the unknown hero of the East saved the beauty.

Huo Gai: Let me go, if you dare to write this kind of bloody plot, you will definitely lose your head. As the protagonist, it is also a shame for me to play this kind of plot!

Egg yolk: You have the nerve to laugh at me for writing meaty texts, you little white dog who specializes in bloody texts?

Huo Gai: Say nothing!Let's go, we're singled out.

... (the trailer ends)