honestly

I suspect

I met hentai.

……

The wrists were gradually tightened and the shackles could not be broken free, and the shoulders seemed to have fingers protruding up, together with a few strands of hair, which were slightly pressed.

In the next second, he felt that his body was forcibly straightened with irresistible force.

Before he could react, the slender man on the opposite side couldn't tell whether it was an adult or a high school student's wild badminton, so he approached at Mach speed.

Instantly reduced social distance.

I:……

Be confident.

Remove "doubt".

I just met a hentai! !

The body responds one step ahead of the brain—

Almost at the same time when Gojo Satoru brought his face close to Shiratori and tried to distinguish it with his six eyes, the hand that was still on the girl's shoulder was suddenly grasped.

Then, the vision turns upside down and turns black...

【duang——】

When he came back to his senses, he was embedded into the ground by a neat over-the-shoulder fall.

Him: "Wow..."

Me: "..." What the hell?

The one who was thrown and the one who fell, both of us froze for a moment with exclamation marks above our heads.

Maybe he didn't expect that the seemingly ordinary person like me would have such prehistoric power, but I didn't expect that I could dig such a deep human-shaped hole with the opponent...

Does it look good?

It looks good, this is a good pit.

System: Take it easy... Ordinary citizens can't stand you like this.

But what is quite amazing is that although the man with the blindfold who I laid down on the ground looking at the stars looked quite unscathed, even though he seemed to have a big posture and a lot of movement.

Not even the cloth was stained with a speck of dust.

In addition, there was always a distance like a thin film where I felt touched by him before...

Ok?

Wait a minute, this setting?

Kind of familiar.

White-haired, tall, never caring about social distance.

And the icing smell that is more real than in the game when you get close.

Is it possible...

Squatting down a bit, I raised my fingers, and hesitantly lifted the black blindfold that covered most of the opponent's face:

"the what"

"Couldn't you be Gojo Satoru?"

Maybe I forgot to mention it to you.

Before I was hacked to death by misfortune, I once played a game called "Spell Return".

Because it was a long time ago, so the impression is not particularly deep.

I vaguely remember that at the beginning of the game, you need to choose a strategy character, as your own male/female protagonist with the most roles.

During the game, you can follow the friendship, family or even love line with the designated hero/heroine.

Although the one I saw at first glance was a beautiful sister with a tear mole, but because I am a serious cat lover, my hand still made a decision before my brain, and I clicked on the one that looks like a cat pretending to be a cat in sunglasses On the white-haired character.

Who knew this would be the beginning of my nightmare...

Entering the game at that time, the identity randomly assigned was [Chanyuan Shiratori].

In terms of setting, she is the younger sister of Zenyuan Shier, who is the complete opposite of her elder brother Tianhe, who has a strong body. She is a little girl who is soft and will fall down when she is pushed, but her spell power is comparable to that of heaven and earth. Hundreds of times that of ordinary people.

Shiratori at the time: "Obviously everyone prays that nia will be able to draw an ordinary character!"

Turning his head to look at the screen of the sister beside him: "What did you get?"

Kurihara Kaili turned his head when he heard this: "The target of the attack is a guy who looks like a distant relative of Nezha and looks funny."

Shiratori: "The taste is unique."

Haili: "As for the random assignment to me..."

As he spoke, he brought the screen under Shiratori's eyelids.

【】

The ribs, sister, and wife of Su Nuo on both sides.non-human.

"No, sir, you don't even bother to get a name?" Shiratori squinted, staring at the "non-human" column, and sighed, "Oh, I was thinking of exchanging identities with you."

The result is not an ordinary person...

Kurihara Kaili made an affectionate look of "I understand your feelings very well", picked up the game she tried to play several times and patted me on the shoulder vigorously:

"Honestly, Xiao Baibai, I think this sword and magic themed game is more fun, more western fantasy style."

"You see, since we are so unlucky and have all drawn non-ordinary people, why don't we just give up and play this game!"

Shiratori: "Oh, yes."

then……

In that so-called western fantasy style game, Xiao Haili got half of Feng Aotian attribute character with the strongest ancient dragon strength, and I directly...

The god himself was drawn.

Me: "Ah this."

She: "Ah this."

After staring at each other awkwardly for a while, based on the cubs I bought back from the game, I wanted to finish playing and raising them while crying. Painful and happy in that Western Fantasy world, fighting monsters and upgrading (no), daily posting with her new strong little partner.

Clear division of labor.JPG

Because the main energy is concentrated on the set of Xiaoyuan Sunglasses Maomao in the underworld, most of the plots on the side of [] Blank Girl are in a state of hanging up the computer without distraction.

Occasionally, a few important dialogues related to the plot will pop up and I will click on it. At most, it will be halfway through the plot. Follow the system prompts to change the name of [] blank to [White Bird].

However, when I waited a week to visit again——

Me: "Fuck, Xiao Haili, I raised your cub to death!"

Haili: "No, little Baibai, you raised your own cub to death! Modeling is based on a face similar to yours, isn't it?"

Me: "Fuck, it seems to be true."

At this time, the system prompts out.

【BADEND: The Curse of Eternity】

[Plot reason: The cursed king mistakenly thought that you cheated and betrayed him, so he decided to curse you for life because of love and hatred, and you will not be able to survive beyond the age of 15 in future reincarnations]

[Offline reason: It is detected that the player double-plays the game, which does not comply with the relevant regulations, and the game will be restricted after punishment]

Good guy good guy.

Both sets of reasons are clearly laid out for you.

So after this news, the game system set up all kinds of accidents very professionally, and every time the characters played by Shiratori (regardless of age and status) all died on their 15th birthday.

"Why don't you make it so serious!"

It's scary! !

Once, life and death and dk Wu couldn't successfully fall in love before the age of 15, and I couldn't even make friends. Incompetent and furious, I kicked my feet and kicked the game warehouse that forcibly spit out people again.

"What's the matter? Did that white cat put rubber caterpillars or fake spiders in your desk pocket again?"

Misato Kurihara, who heard the movement over there, went offline temporarily, and came over with concern and rubbed my head, comforting me.

"Listen to me, next time he tries to trick you, stick slime on his chair!"

"Ugh."

Sigh.

Obediently rubbing against her good best friend's belly and quietly enjoying Shunmao, Shiratori thought it was only because of the poor setting of the characters drawn at the beginning.But with the boy who is the designated target of the strategy, the family is on the opposite side of water and fire.

In addition, Wu Tiao in the dk period was originally an arrogant young man with arrogance in his bones.Born with extraordinary talent, he has the capital to be proud, and has created a character that disdains to associate with the weak.

So under such a major premise, in Wujo Wu's eyes——

As a player [Settings], [Player] Shiratori, who is thin and thin and will leave red marks on his body for a long time even if he is lightly scratched, naturally became the one in his eyes who would drag himself and his best friend Xia Youjie down. oil bottle.

Although it is true that he has extraordinary magic power, but he can't exercise perfect control freely, at best he can't get rid of the title of weak chicken.

Not to mention that sometimes even the spell spirit cannot be seen (Shiratori: In order to save the precarious san value, proper shielding in the game is necessary).

too weak.

The type of girl you don't like.

He was born in a Buddhist family.

He happened to be a student of the same grade as himself.

Whether I want to see it or not every day, I can see that expressionless and serious face when I turn my head (Shiratori: The initial modeling looks like facial paralysis, what can I do!).

Well, it looks pretty good.

One punch is estimated to be able to cry for a long time.

……

【Story Playback】

"Hahaha, what the hell, why did he quietly tie your shoelaces on the table legs?"

"Isn't this all left over from our primary school days? How old is my brother this year?"

【Story Playback】

"The sense of substitution is too strong, the fist is already hard! The dk who painted flowers with lipstick on the sleeping jk's face is crumbs!"

"...Great! Sister Nitzi did a great job, and beat him to death with a bloody book alone! Brother Jie, hold him down so that no one will slip away!"

【Story Playback】

"Purge medicine, Mr. Shu has died in battle. It is conservatively estimated that this guy has pulled off Xiaobaibai's braids 76 times from the beginning of this week..."

"Then the question is, is there a durability setting for hair in the game, will you go bald?"

【…】

I played several games all night, and those who didn't make it were always in commotion.

I will never give up if I strive to successfully get a cat.

So...

There are a total of [-] Zhoumu DK Human World Witch Behavior Observation Videos that I played back for Hailijiang above.

It's time to release a video collection of "The Life of Shiratori Being Teased by Gojo" or "The Classmate Who Loves To Teasing Shiratori".

I'm so tired...

However, this Wutiao classmate's pranks are pranks, and they are usually just innocuous aspects-for example, when going to a haunted house with everyone, he will "oh" jump out of the dark corner like a snake spirit to scare you. to this extent.

When encountering any life-and-death team-building missions, this dk is quite reliable and loved by his teammates...

shit.

"Ah, this week is the furthest you've ever been thrown away..."

On the side, Kairi Kurihara continued her repo while eating potato chips and watching the replay.

On the screen—

"Wu, can't you be gentler with girls?"

A gentle voice came out, Xia You, the good man who controlled the curse spirit to catch me, frowned slightly, and turned to Wujo Wu, who was able to deal with the curse with ease.

"Huh? Girls? Are there any girls here?"

"I didn't see it~ You must be hallucinating because you are too tired, Jie."

As I said that, I was about to lose half of my blood, so I quickly stuck out my tongue and made a grimace.

……

It's like that every week.

I don't know what went wrong with the target I chose, and I can never get along well.

Even with a bit of luck and a little bit of progress, the character's favorability is about to climb to the point where he can become his own person/friend, and even Zhoumu Shiratori played a few CGs with an ambiguous atmosphere...

Every time before she has time to raise her arms and shout out, the interface will definitely calculate the time and pour cold water on it:

System Tips:

[The control character is about to reach the age of 15, and the double-faced Nuo curse will come into effect soon]

[Please be prepared to go offline. After logging out of the game, you can choose to load files/re-game when you log in again]

Shiratori: ...

Ha ha, she is Buddha.

I really can't imagine how these two boys and girls who are not compatible will develop a love story.

Shiratori sometimes even felt that she couldn't make up the five lines when she was in love with Nitro.

Too hard to do.

Can't meet or not.

……

"I'm dying of laughter hahahaha——"

Kurihara Kairi, who watched the video while holding her belly as a sand sculpture, laughed into an emoji.

After laughing enough, don’t forget to give serious advice:

"Hey, Xiaobaibai, how about we change our thinking?"

Shiratori: "?"

The girl raised her chin and smiled mysteriously:

"If the sky doesn't work, can we start with young tame dye?"

"Speaking of which, your previous entry point was the dk period, right? How about starting the new week from elementary school?"

"Ah, why don't you just learn from your tyrant brother that day and leave the family and find a way to join Mao Mao's family."

"Maybe it will show up in some future star event to have a relationship with brother Lala, persuade a fight or something."

Shiratori: "!!!!"

Shiratori: "Master!! Haili-chan!!"

A word to awaken the dreamer.

With the reminder from the sisters, Shiratori suddenly realized.

yes.child.

No matter how scheming the kitten is, it won't be difficult for the vicious big cat whose personality is almost stereotyped in the future!

Maybe playing games with him and cultivating immortals will increase his favorability?

After all, everyone is a gamer, a gamer, and a master who loves to play games.

Just do it.

So under the maze of Kurihara Misato's guidance, Shiratori happily ran to open a new save file after school that night, and directly chose Gojo Satoru's childhood as a strategy.

In order for Maomao not to grow into the ghostly appearance of the dk period in the future, she decided to start from a doll and teach it from a young age!

——Game in progress——

……

……

Favorability: 100/100

"!!!"

Finally, the Emperor has lived up to the gamers!

Shiratori not only managed to get the kitten, but also made the future dk Wu look obedient and clever.

Well.

At least, for the time being in front of her.

Rule out the suspicion of acting obediently to make her happy.

Kurihara Kairi: "It's too scary, you, a woman who compels people to ooc."

Kurihara Kairi: "If he smiled at you like that in the first hundred episodes, you will be unlucky within three seconds."

Shiratori: "Don't be so skilled!"

And just when Kairi Kurihara thought that her little sister could finally finish the game with the cat she had been coveting for a long time before she was 15 years old, her vengeful best friend made a wave of coquettish operations on the spot——

【BADEND: Non-Existent Lover】

Kairi Kurihara: "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm) Kurihara Kairi: B, BADEND! You played BE??"

Shiratori: "Hahaha, didn't expect that?"

Shiratori: "I didn't expect that after 100 failed strategies, the character will automatically awaken the [astral plasma body] physique!"

Shiratori: "I think, he screwed me up a hundred times, hated me a hundred times, a mere paper man, why should I treat him like first love?"

So, this week.

When Gojo Satoru asked her out for the first time—that is, on her 15th birthday—Shiratori clicked on the option of "assimilating with Lord Tengen instead of Riko Tenuchi".

Kurihara Kairi: "..."

Too cruel, this woman!

The desire for revenge is not so strong!

On second thought, though.

Compared with dying from a curse (forced offline) during the happiest dating time, is it relatively easier for both parties to end in this way?

No, no.

In fact, neither is good!

So why do you have to have the setting of dying before the age of 15!

Misato Kurihara stamped her feet on the table.

If she had known this, she shouldn't have given Shiratori her magnetic card to play instead! !

Let the cursed king explode in place!hurry up! !

In short, the above is the difficult experience of the last game I played that year, and the summary of the content of the last week.

The timeline goes back to the present.

I glanced lightly at the adult version of Wujo whose blindfold was half-opened, and thought to myself——

So, this is a little surprise brought to me by that god?

Let me personally experience the follow-up plot of "Spell Return" that was restricted and unable to play back then?

But unfortunately.

Now this white hair is no longer fragrant in my eyes.

Ah.

After going through so many weeks, I realized——

Man, after all, will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword.

"It turned out to be like this, I almost forgot..."

Dust, which didn't exist in Bomb, stood up from the ground, and the Wujo Goufinger completely lifted off the thin layer of black cloth covering his face.

"In this way, the little white bird will recognize me, right?"

It is difficult to tell whether it is a youth or a teenager's perfect face, which is unobstructed.

Under the white eyelashes is a sea of ​​blue, reflecting my shadow.

A proper smile flickered in the depths of his eyes.

I:"……"

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Why are you so flashy!

If it weren't for the system's forced calm, I think I would throw the knife on the ground in a very hopeless way at this moment.

To the handsome big cat in front of him, he opened his arms and said confidently:

"Men will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword!"

"So I threw the knife away, handsome guy, let's fall in love!"

However, I endured it.

After all, the anger that Zhoumu 100 suffered at that time has not been completely eliminated until now.

I have dignity too, don't I?

In short, it is very vengeful!

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