"Really? It's too funny, why can't we go out for a walk at night?"
"Hit you."
"Anyway, if you don't get that, you can't come back."
"Wait, there's one more thing, I'm in this school, I seem to see..."
"Dududu-"
"It actually died... I will beat him up next time."
Hello, I am Shiratori.
It's... a lucky woman who killed the King of Ghosts with a single blow in the previous world and was rewarded by the gods and came to another world to become a high school girl and enjoy her youthful life (at one breath).
"So, how did you manage to kill the ghost king in the Heian period?"
"Let's hear it? I'm curious!"
The master of the voice is one of the rewards given to me by the gods, the system.
That's right, as you guessed, in the safe age of the last dungeon mission, I actually had no system.
The kid seemed to be a born chatterbox.
Since he appeared, my heart has evolved from the lonely stand-up comedy in my previous life to...
Happy duo oboe.
"Since you asked sincerely," I was somewhat insane, cleared my throat immediately, and showed my upper body, "then I will tell you mercifully——"
In this way, while filling out the application form for membership, I told all my heroic deeds back then.
In the first life, I was hacked to death by a god's hand.
Because I wanted to be an ordinary person, after being hacked to death, I made a request to the god who killed a thousand swords, "I just want to do an ordinary job in the new world".
He agreed and agreed to me, so he made me a little maid who served the Miyayashiki family during the Heian period.
However, maybe because I was afraid that I, a weak chicken, would be too ordinary to protect myself. Before I left, the gods did not forget to stuff me with a sun wheel knife called "Heaven's Blade".
At that time.
He: "In case of danger, this thing can keep you safe."
Me: "But I don't know how to wield a sword?"
God smiled.
Ci Ai raised her head and stroked the dumb hair on the top of my head: "It's okay, have you seen "One Punch Man"? The principle is similar to that."
"?"
Although he was still confused, he was pushed off the cloud by the gods due to time constraints.
……
After going to the world, it will take several years in a flash.
Just now I am doing the scattered work of helping the family doctor in the birth house to smash medicine and boiling water, and I am living an ordinary life by evading taxes with salted fish. Later time——
The accident happened quietly.
One day, when the door of the room was pushed open, blood spread from the soles of the feet.
In this world, the doctor who has been taking care of me like a daughter, who can be regarded as a relative, is lying at my feet.
Already a corpse.
He raised his head and looked into the dimly lit room.
The sick and unnamed young master of the obsolete Ubuyashiki family, who was no longer a human being, came looking indifferently with his pair of scarlet vertical pupils.
【Final Boss: King of Ghosts-Ghost Dance Tsuji Wumi】
When the four eyes met, such a system prompt appeared above the opponent's head.
I:……
I fuck.
Did I meet the big boss before leaving Novice Village? ?
What about ordinary life?
outrageous.
Gotta escape!
The desire to survive was so strong that I immediately smeared cheese on the soles of my feet, and I wanted to make a tactical withdrawal.
However, the ankle was entangled by the wet and sticky tentacles, and it was dragged violently to the face of the monster.
Oh shit.
However, just when I wanted to be sure that I was doomed with the word "dangerous", Ghost Dance Tsuji Wumi from behind also used a long whip to stab his body full of "weak limbs", "weak and boneless", and "soft and soft". Normal] and other labels before I launched a fatal blow——
An electronic sound sounded inappropriately from the depths of the bell at the waist.
[Detected that the host is life-threatening]
[The activation conditions of the Blade of Heaven take effect]
next second.
Shiratori, draw your sword——
No, to be precise... the sword moved by itself!
The sword intent was raging, blood gushed out, and the head fell to the ground.
In the blink of an eye, the situation has reversed.
"..."
After a long time, I rubbed against the doctor's body and stood up slowly, watching the world's first ghost whose body gradually dissipated, Ababa who had been trapped for a long time.
Is it my delusion?
I always feel... This boss really has no face?
Just like that, the ghost king who had not yet awakened to immunity to sunlight at that time, and was only a child within a few minutes of being born——
I was instantly killed by the sword I moved in the Heian period.
System: That's it, that's it?
System: I reasonably suspect that the gods want to find a reason to reward you, so they deliberately arranged you next to the ghost king so that you can meet the dangerous conditions and take you away with a wave of swords.
"I don't know about that," I wrote the last drawing on the paper, and I handed the application form to the brown-haired, high-ponytail jk who was smiling at me, "Anyway, the gods said that he doesn't count as interfering in that world, It was because of my credit that I beheaded the Ghost King."
System: He will spoil you...
"Student Shiratori, congratulations—"
I ended the conversation with the system in my heart, and smiled and looked up at the beautiful president of the Heartbeat Literature Club who was talking to me.
"Questions and answers for joining the club, are you unqualified?"
"Ai?"
Wait.
If I'm not mistaken.
Monica-senpai, you seem to have just casually glanced at the questionnaire application form I submitted, right?
"May I ask why?"
Although I was very upset inside, I still maintained a polite yet stubborn smirk on the outside.
Ah, I have to ask why I, who used to have an indifferent expression, can now laugh like this without hindrance.
Not for anything else.
I will try to keep it like this, but it's because the doctor always told me to smile more.
In retrospect, I feel a little sorry.
I never took this insignificant advice during the physician's lifetime.
As for other aspects, the work that is often entrusted to me is ordinary or even cut corners. The number of times the other party helps me run errands to buy snacks is often more than the number of times I help him run errands to buy medicine...
I was so self-willed and vexatious and only cared about myself, but I was never scolded or reprimanded.
I still remember that time, when I accidentally fell and scratched, I was gently coaxed back into the room by the doctor smiling like a child.
After he bent down and squatted down to clean the wound, applied ointment and bandaged it, he finally conjured up some comforting sugar from his pocket...
From the beginning to the end, there was that gentle smile on his face that made people unconsciously feel calm.
What a nice person.
What a laugh.
Unfortunately, he died later.
Both are blood.
He was also the only one who died under the ghost king Gui Wu Tsuji's hands.
Maybe it’s for remembering, or maybe naively thinking that in this way, the gentle and always smiling doctor can exist in another way, in my smile——
So since then, whenever I deliberately put on a smile similar to his.
as
Generally cursed.
[Congratulations to the player for triggering side missions, the bond value of the character has increased]
[Spell Reward: Immortality]
"Student Shiratori, your expression—are you threatening me?"
"No, I'm just showing a friendly smile to Senior Sister in a very ordinary way."
"Okay then, let me tell you why you can't join our club~"
The confrontation between the fake smile duo is over.
Then, the beauty with the high ponytail shook the questionnaire application form in her hand, and moved close to the eyes of the girl from the lower grades.
【Welcome to fill out the application form for joining the "Heartbeat Literature Club"~】
[This semester, our agency aims to "create novels that can make people dokidoki" as the goal, and recruit first-year freshmen who are interested in it]
[Please fill in the following questions carefully, and we will refer to your answers to determine whether you are eligible to join the club? ~]
[Q1: If you had to fall in love, what type would you choose? (Please explain in detail, more than 100~)]
[Q2: Do you prefer the Young Taming and Dyeing School or the Heavenly Sending School? 】
[Q3: Do you want a person like a little milk dog as your target, or a person like a little milk cat as your target? 】
The above is the printed content of the questionnaire.
And following it, written in delicate handwriting, the answer belonging to the girl named "Shiratori" is——
[Q1: I should choose someone who is more familiar with me, grew up with me since I was a child, etc. The reason is because of social fear, I can't imagine dating a man who doesn't know the details... (ps: Interval Intentionally empty) ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Is there 100 characters? (ps: I didn't intend to hide the purpose from the beginning)]
[Q2: Apple pie. 】
[Q3: I don't want people.If you can, please give me a little milk cat. 】
I still suspect that the reason why I was rejected by Senior Monica from joining the club was purely because she was afraid that I would fall in love with the only boy in their club.
harm.
Can understand.
JK in secret love is always blind and sensitive.
But I am different, because I am a single dog, so I have no such weakness at all, and I am close to invincible.
that's it.
Thinking I knew everything, I waved my sleeves and left the classroom where I had an appointment with Monica.
"Oh? Has Shiratori been rejected from joining the club?"
Yuren-kun, a student in the same grade, widened his feline eyes, "He obviously has a face with a lot of experience in love..."
"Ah, no good, I accidentally expressed my inner thoughts!"
"excuse me!"
Well.
If you can't do it, just treat it as this young man praising me for being beautiful.
Thinking about this shamelessly, I rested my chin and looked at Fenmao, who was covering her mouth with her hands, in distress: "So, does Youren-kun have any clubs that are easy to join?"
"It needs to be more common," he said patched, "similar to the ones from Homecoming Club!"
"Yep!"
Immediately after speaking, expressions such as "Friends" and "Do you understand very well" appeared on the opposite side.
"Please be sure to tell me the name of the club!"
My right hand made a kneeling villain and moved it to the tabletop of Knotweed cuspidatum in the back seat.
As everyone knows, such a short line and small action will be the end of my ordinary daily life...
-
"But I'm somewhat curious, don't you yearn to be ordinary?" the system's voice asked, "Why do you insist on joining the club?"
"Ah?" I blurted out, shaking the bag of Kikusuian in my hand, "Don't you think clubs and ordinary high school girls are standard?"
System: "How do you say that?"
Me: "For example, "Suzumiya X Day", "Light X Girl", "Dian X Cafe", and SOX, all kinds of clubs are everywhere."
System: "Huh, it seems that a strange thing got mixed in at the end...?"
Me: "So from this point of view, not joining a club or something seems super different."
"So it is."
The system nodded seriously.
A teachable look.
Huhu.
It seems to have been muddled.
I don’t want him to know that it’s because I’ve never joined a club or been in a relationship (cross out) and I haven’t even held a man’s hand (cross out) before I’m alive, so I’m a little bit interested in this kind of anime, which is very easy to breed friendship and even love The small organization is a little curious.
Really just a little bit.
Humming a happy ditty, I took the last four boxes of Xijiufu I bought with good luck, and walked on the way back to school.
As for why they were all in the dark and went to school at this point, it was naturally to participate in the after-school activities of the Ghost Club.
That's right, this club is the one that Knotabazu-kun recommended to me at the beginning. Now there are four members including me. The senior Sasaki-senpai and Iguchi-senpai are both very nice and Assassin people.
"Hey, are you really going... That sealed chicken roll looks terrible, right?"
Seeing that I didn't intend to stop at all, the system once again used his fully ordered old mother's talent.
"And he also said that he would peel off the seal at night. Is it true that there will be no events in the underworld?"
"You don't understand that, do you?" He shook his head and said, "The sense of ritual, this is the sense of ritual."
Some things just have to be done at night to have an atmosphere!
Me: "For example, the test of courage, the dog, the fox, and the happy Miss Sachiko."
Probably because of being too excited, he took the step of denying his relatives and threw the big lucky bag in his hand directly.
I saw it draw a beautiful parabola under the night light, and finally hit an unfortunate pedestrian on the side of the road with an unbeautiful snap.
what.
Tooth failure.
"terribly sorry!!"
Immediately, he bowed and apologized to the passerby who hit his face (feeling like he didn't hit it completely?).
Wearing a suit made of uniform material, I don't know which school's dk it is.
And... a dk who is ridiculously tall! !
Judging by the degree of looking up, it is conservatively estimated that there is a confidence point of 1.8 meters, and it may break through 1.9 meters.
Think a little.
Analyze calmly.
I stare at-
Such extraordinary height, such colorful (white) hair color...
There is every reason to believe that - on the other side, he is definitely a ruthless basketball player!
So, in order to prevent being retaliated by the other party's murderous basketball in the future (system: the consequences of watching too many anime), he simply slipped away before Kikusuian's paper bag slipped from the man's face and he looked at his face.
"I'm in a hurry!"
"Snacks will be given to you as spiritual compensation!!"
however……
"Snapped."
The wrist was grabbed by the reaction.
It even made a noise.
I:!
system:!
What do you want?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
This guy is not a grumpy old man, is he?
Sure enough, people with superpowers who kill people with basketball are not easy to mess with! !
Just when I was planning to choose between "I was scolded by the sound of my tongue" and "Mao Lilan possessed me in the street and performed an over-the-shoulder throw"——
The person who grabbed my hand murmured in an uncertain tone:
"Are you...Little White Bird?"
Turn your head.
look up.
Immediately met the face that was no longer covered by the paper bag——
╲││││││
️
(stare--)
[Diagram]
I:……
I:? ? ?
Me: Pupil earthquake! !
--so! !
What is going on with this badminton who wears an eyepatch and dresses like a flower picker!
Wow, wait, wait, is it a little stronger than before?
Tightened up again...
not an illusion...
QAQFuck, it hurts.
I'm afraid of the system! !
"Hit you."
"Anyway, if you don't get that, you can't come back."
"Wait, there's one more thing, I'm in this school, I seem to see..."
"Dududu-"
"It actually died... I will beat him up next time."
Hello, I am Shiratori.
It's... a lucky woman who killed the King of Ghosts with a single blow in the previous world and was rewarded by the gods and came to another world to become a high school girl and enjoy her youthful life (at one breath).
"So, how did you manage to kill the ghost king in the Heian period?"
"Let's hear it? I'm curious!"
The master of the voice is one of the rewards given to me by the gods, the system.
That's right, as you guessed, in the safe age of the last dungeon mission, I actually had no system.
The kid seemed to be a born chatterbox.
Since he appeared, my heart has evolved from the lonely stand-up comedy in my previous life to...
Happy duo oboe.
"Since you asked sincerely," I was somewhat insane, cleared my throat immediately, and showed my upper body, "then I will tell you mercifully——"
In this way, while filling out the application form for membership, I told all my heroic deeds back then.
In the first life, I was hacked to death by a god's hand.
Because I wanted to be an ordinary person, after being hacked to death, I made a request to the god who killed a thousand swords, "I just want to do an ordinary job in the new world".
He agreed and agreed to me, so he made me a little maid who served the Miyayashiki family during the Heian period.
However, maybe because I was afraid that I, a weak chicken, would be too ordinary to protect myself. Before I left, the gods did not forget to stuff me with a sun wheel knife called "Heaven's Blade".
At that time.
He: "In case of danger, this thing can keep you safe."
Me: "But I don't know how to wield a sword?"
God smiled.
Ci Ai raised her head and stroked the dumb hair on the top of my head: "It's okay, have you seen "One Punch Man"? The principle is similar to that."
"?"
Although he was still confused, he was pushed off the cloud by the gods due to time constraints.
……
After going to the world, it will take several years in a flash.
Just now I am doing the scattered work of helping the family doctor in the birth house to smash medicine and boiling water, and I am living an ordinary life by evading taxes with salted fish. Later time——
The accident happened quietly.
One day, when the door of the room was pushed open, blood spread from the soles of the feet.
In this world, the doctor who has been taking care of me like a daughter, who can be regarded as a relative, is lying at my feet.
Already a corpse.
He raised his head and looked into the dimly lit room.
The sick and unnamed young master of the obsolete Ubuyashiki family, who was no longer a human being, came looking indifferently with his pair of scarlet vertical pupils.
【Final Boss: King of Ghosts-Ghost Dance Tsuji Wumi】
When the four eyes met, such a system prompt appeared above the opponent's head.
I:……
I fuck.
Did I meet the big boss before leaving Novice Village? ?
What about ordinary life?
outrageous.
Gotta escape!
The desire to survive was so strong that I immediately smeared cheese on the soles of my feet, and I wanted to make a tactical withdrawal.
However, the ankle was entangled by the wet and sticky tentacles, and it was dragged violently to the face of the monster.
Oh shit.
However, just when I wanted to be sure that I was doomed with the word "dangerous", Ghost Dance Tsuji Wumi from behind also used a long whip to stab his body full of "weak limbs", "weak and boneless", and "soft and soft". Normal] and other labels before I launched a fatal blow——
An electronic sound sounded inappropriately from the depths of the bell at the waist.
[Detected that the host is life-threatening]
[The activation conditions of the Blade of Heaven take effect]
next second.
Shiratori, draw your sword——
No, to be precise... the sword moved by itself!
The sword intent was raging, blood gushed out, and the head fell to the ground.
In the blink of an eye, the situation has reversed.
"..."
After a long time, I rubbed against the doctor's body and stood up slowly, watching the world's first ghost whose body gradually dissipated, Ababa who had been trapped for a long time.
Is it my delusion?
I always feel... This boss really has no face?
Just like that, the ghost king who had not yet awakened to immunity to sunlight at that time, and was only a child within a few minutes of being born——
I was instantly killed by the sword I moved in the Heian period.
System: That's it, that's it?
System: I reasonably suspect that the gods want to find a reason to reward you, so they deliberately arranged you next to the ghost king so that you can meet the dangerous conditions and take you away with a wave of swords.
"I don't know about that," I wrote the last drawing on the paper, and I handed the application form to the brown-haired, high-ponytail jk who was smiling at me, "Anyway, the gods said that he doesn't count as interfering in that world, It was because of my credit that I beheaded the Ghost King."
System: He will spoil you...
"Student Shiratori, congratulations—"
I ended the conversation with the system in my heart, and smiled and looked up at the beautiful president of the Heartbeat Literature Club who was talking to me.
"Questions and answers for joining the club, are you unqualified?"
"Ai?"
Wait.
If I'm not mistaken.
Monica-senpai, you seem to have just casually glanced at the questionnaire application form I submitted, right?
"May I ask why?"
Although I was very upset inside, I still maintained a polite yet stubborn smirk on the outside.
Ah, I have to ask why I, who used to have an indifferent expression, can now laugh like this without hindrance.
Not for anything else.
I will try to keep it like this, but it's because the doctor always told me to smile more.
In retrospect, I feel a little sorry.
I never took this insignificant advice during the physician's lifetime.
As for other aspects, the work that is often entrusted to me is ordinary or even cut corners. The number of times the other party helps me run errands to buy snacks is often more than the number of times I help him run errands to buy medicine...
I was so self-willed and vexatious and only cared about myself, but I was never scolded or reprimanded.
I still remember that time, when I accidentally fell and scratched, I was gently coaxed back into the room by the doctor smiling like a child.
After he bent down and squatted down to clean the wound, applied ointment and bandaged it, he finally conjured up some comforting sugar from his pocket...
From the beginning to the end, there was that gentle smile on his face that made people unconsciously feel calm.
What a nice person.
What a laugh.
Unfortunately, he died later.
Both are blood.
He was also the only one who died under the ghost king Gui Wu Tsuji's hands.
Maybe it’s for remembering, or maybe naively thinking that in this way, the gentle and always smiling doctor can exist in another way, in my smile——
So since then, whenever I deliberately put on a smile similar to his.
as
Generally cursed.
[Congratulations to the player for triggering side missions, the bond value of the character has increased]
[Spell Reward: Immortality]
"Student Shiratori, your expression—are you threatening me?"
"No, I'm just showing a friendly smile to Senior Sister in a very ordinary way."
"Okay then, let me tell you why you can't join our club~"
The confrontation between the fake smile duo is over.
Then, the beauty with the high ponytail shook the questionnaire application form in her hand, and moved close to the eyes of the girl from the lower grades.
【Welcome to fill out the application form for joining the "Heartbeat Literature Club"~】
[This semester, our agency aims to "create novels that can make people dokidoki" as the goal, and recruit first-year freshmen who are interested in it]
[Please fill in the following questions carefully, and we will refer to your answers to determine whether you are eligible to join the club? ~]
[Q1: If you had to fall in love, what type would you choose? (Please explain in detail, more than 100~)]
[Q2: Do you prefer the Young Taming and Dyeing School or the Heavenly Sending School? 】
[Q3: Do you want a person like a little milk dog as your target, or a person like a little milk cat as your target? 】
The above is the printed content of the questionnaire.
And following it, written in delicate handwriting, the answer belonging to the girl named "Shiratori" is——
[Q1: I should choose someone who is more familiar with me, grew up with me since I was a child, etc. The reason is because of social fear, I can't imagine dating a man who doesn't know the details... (ps: Interval Intentionally empty) ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Is there 100 characters? (ps: I didn't intend to hide the purpose from the beginning)]
[Q2: Apple pie. 】
[Q3: I don't want people.If you can, please give me a little milk cat. 】
I still suspect that the reason why I was rejected by Senior Monica from joining the club was purely because she was afraid that I would fall in love with the only boy in their club.
harm.
Can understand.
JK in secret love is always blind and sensitive.
But I am different, because I am a single dog, so I have no such weakness at all, and I am close to invincible.
that's it.
Thinking I knew everything, I waved my sleeves and left the classroom where I had an appointment with Monica.
"Oh? Has Shiratori been rejected from joining the club?"
Yuren-kun, a student in the same grade, widened his feline eyes, "He obviously has a face with a lot of experience in love..."
"Ah, no good, I accidentally expressed my inner thoughts!"
"excuse me!"
Well.
If you can't do it, just treat it as this young man praising me for being beautiful.
Thinking about this shamelessly, I rested my chin and looked at Fenmao, who was covering her mouth with her hands, in distress: "So, does Youren-kun have any clubs that are easy to join?"
"It needs to be more common," he said patched, "similar to the ones from Homecoming Club!"
"Yep!"
Immediately after speaking, expressions such as "Friends" and "Do you understand very well" appeared on the opposite side.
"Please be sure to tell me the name of the club!"
My right hand made a kneeling villain and moved it to the tabletop of Knotweed cuspidatum in the back seat.
As everyone knows, such a short line and small action will be the end of my ordinary daily life...
-
"But I'm somewhat curious, don't you yearn to be ordinary?" the system's voice asked, "Why do you insist on joining the club?"
"Ah?" I blurted out, shaking the bag of Kikusuian in my hand, "Don't you think clubs and ordinary high school girls are standard?"
System: "How do you say that?"
Me: "For example, "Suzumiya X Day", "Light X Girl", "Dian X Cafe", and SOX, all kinds of clubs are everywhere."
System: "Huh, it seems that a strange thing got mixed in at the end...?"
Me: "So from this point of view, not joining a club or something seems super different."
"So it is."
The system nodded seriously.
A teachable look.
Huhu.
It seems to have been muddled.
I don’t want him to know that it’s because I’ve never joined a club or been in a relationship (cross out) and I haven’t even held a man’s hand (cross out) before I’m alive, so I’m a little bit interested in this kind of anime, which is very easy to breed friendship and even love The small organization is a little curious.
Really just a little bit.
Humming a happy ditty, I took the last four boxes of Xijiufu I bought with good luck, and walked on the way back to school.
As for why they were all in the dark and went to school at this point, it was naturally to participate in the after-school activities of the Ghost Club.
That's right, this club is the one that Knotabazu-kun recommended to me at the beginning. Now there are four members including me. The senior Sasaki-senpai and Iguchi-senpai are both very nice and Assassin people.
"Hey, are you really going... That sealed chicken roll looks terrible, right?"
Seeing that I didn't intend to stop at all, the system once again used his fully ordered old mother's talent.
"And he also said that he would peel off the seal at night. Is it true that there will be no events in the underworld?"
"You don't understand that, do you?" He shook his head and said, "The sense of ritual, this is the sense of ritual."
Some things just have to be done at night to have an atmosphere!
Me: "For example, the test of courage, the dog, the fox, and the happy Miss Sachiko."
Probably because of being too excited, he took the step of denying his relatives and threw the big lucky bag in his hand directly.
I saw it draw a beautiful parabola under the night light, and finally hit an unfortunate pedestrian on the side of the road with an unbeautiful snap.
what.
Tooth failure.
"terribly sorry!!"
Immediately, he bowed and apologized to the passerby who hit his face (feeling like he didn't hit it completely?).
Wearing a suit made of uniform material, I don't know which school's dk it is.
And... a dk who is ridiculously tall! !
Judging by the degree of looking up, it is conservatively estimated that there is a confidence point of 1.8 meters, and it may break through 1.9 meters.
Think a little.
Analyze calmly.
I stare at-
Such extraordinary height, such colorful (white) hair color...
There is every reason to believe that - on the other side, he is definitely a ruthless basketball player!
So, in order to prevent being retaliated by the other party's murderous basketball in the future (system: the consequences of watching too many anime), he simply slipped away before Kikusuian's paper bag slipped from the man's face and he looked at his face.
"I'm in a hurry!"
"Snacks will be given to you as spiritual compensation!!"
however……
"Snapped."
The wrist was grabbed by the reaction.
It even made a noise.
I:!
system:!
What do you want?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
This guy is not a grumpy old man, is he?
Sure enough, people with superpowers who kill people with basketball are not easy to mess with! !
Just when I was planning to choose between "I was scolded by the sound of my tongue" and "Mao Lilan possessed me in the street and performed an over-the-shoulder throw"——
The person who grabbed my hand murmured in an uncertain tone:
"Are you...Little White Bird?"
Turn your head.
look up.
Immediately met the face that was no longer covered by the paper bag——
╲││││││
️
(stare--)
[Diagram]
I:……
I:? ? ?
Me: Pupil earthquake! !
--so! !
What is going on with this badminton who wears an eyepatch and dresses like a flower picker!
Wow, wait, wait, is it a little stronger than before?
Tightened up again...
not an illusion...
QAQFuck, it hurts.
I'm afraid of the system! !
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