As a cosplayer, I am also saving the world today

"Hey! Isomura-kun, is that you, Isomura-kun!" Sakata Gintoki made a surprised voice, "Are you out of paper?!" No way, could it be that he really misunderstood, this guy really Is it just a coincidence to hold the paper, happen to walk to this toilet, happen to know that he is also here, and then happen to recognize him and talk to him? !

Thinking about it like this is getting more and more suspicious, okay?

The man named Isomura-kun sighed, "Although I like to use the toilet, I didn't expect that there would be no paper. What a coincidence, Curly-kun, we met again without paper, It is really destined, is this also the revelation given to me by the God of hemorrhoids?"

"No, I don't want to have such a fate with you at all!"

Quanzo Hattori's knock on the door stopped, "By the way, is it true that this little brother said that for only five yuan, all troubles will disappear? I just need help with something here."

Quanzo Hattori sat in it, moved his stiff butt a little, felt that it was about to weather into a dry ○ flower, his voice was suffocated in despair, and he continued after a while, "Excuse me, can you cure me?" Hemorrhoids? Or you can give me inexhaustible hemorrhoids medicine."

To be honest, taking medicine for hemorrhoids is really too expensive!He worked so long just to treat his hemorrhoids, it's really painful! ! !

Please, God of hemorrhoids, please let me go!

The corner of Huang Jie's mouth twitched: "Mr., I may not be able to help you with hemorrhoids. You can do it yourself." Huang Jie thought for a while, "Perhaps, you need a roll of tissues more now? But I only have one here. Volume, if I give it to you, Mr. Sakata will disappear.”

"Then please don't give it to me carelessly. I just have five yuan here. Please take it away. Oh, by the way, my name is Quanzo Hattori." Quanzo Hattori opened the door slightly, revealing a long thin slit. It was extremely dark inside, and I couldn't see the specific appearance clearly. Quanzo Hattori reached out and handed out a five-yuan coin.

Rakusuke took the coin happily, and tossed it up and down. The coin reflected a silver light in the air and landed in Rakusuke's eyes, making Rakusuke's blue eyes extremely indifferent: "Your wish, I have indeed received it." !"

This line is super-handsome!

"?! Wait for me, hey! Didn't I come first, Ah Yin?! Wasn't it me? Paper, toilet paper just give away?! What about Ah Yin? What about me, Ah Yin?! Don't forget that there is Ah Yin's existence!!!" Sakata Yinshi wailed, and two tears fell down his heart, no, no, Ah Yin is really going to die here!

Ah Yin is the hero!Is it really okay for the male lead to be ignored like this? !

Arasuke handed the paper to Hattori Zenzo through the crack of the door, and said with a smile, "Mr. Sakata, you can also hire me to buy paper for you for five yuan."

After a while, with the voice of Sakata Yinshi's broken thoughts, the door belonging to Sakata Yinshi's compartment quietly opened a gap, and a five-yuan coin was handed out: "Take it, Ayin, I will give it to you." You are, give me the paper, Ah Yin! This wind blows Ah Yin's flowers so cold, damn it!"

Arasuke took the coin happily, and with his thumb and forefinger touching, the coin was thrown high and then he caught it in his palm: "Your wish, I have received it!"

In the next second, Araki handed a roll of toilet paper to Sakata Gintoki.

Sakata Gintoki:? ? ?

Sakata Gintoki: "So fast?! Did you get ready early in the morning?!"

Arasuke: ...

Arasuke tilted his head and stuck out his tongue and smiled: "Hey!"

"Hey what ah hey!! Do you still want to get away with it at this time? Yin, I already know you!" Sakata Gintoki angrily solved his physical needs, and opened the door, just right next door, Hattori Zenzo They also opened the door, their eyes met for a moment, none of the jackets had time to be tucked into the trousers properly, the clothes were messy, one dress was slightly disheveled, and the walking posture was a little awkward.

Huang Jie hissed, ah, why is this like stealing that love and being smashed into the scene?

No, wait, a dress? ? ?

Shouldn't this be a man? !

Sakata Yintoki rubbed his eyes, "Could it be that I was dreaming from the beginning, Yin? This dream is too real! Isomura-kun's dream of becoming a woman is too scary! It's as scary as a jerk suddenly becoming a good wife and mother, hey!"

Sakata Gintoki didn't know what he thought of, he trembled all over, showing an indescribable expression.

Arasuke blinked and looked at Hattori Senzo's clothes. Below the neck, the figure is bumpy and feminine, and above the neck...

It's basically a middle-aged uncle who is frustrated and picks his feet, and he also comes with an oil bottle.

Arasuke thought with dead fish eyes.

This combination of beauty and beast... "Excuse me, are you performing body art?" Arasuke seemed to be asking from the bottom of his heart, extremely curious, his blue eyes full of thirst for knowledge.

Sakata Gintoki at the side managed to make himself understand that this was really not a dream. After rubbing his curly hair, he began to look at Hattori Zenzo. After a while, his eyes were blank and he muttered to himself: The yellow dress..."

Arasuke subconsciously continued: "Fluffy hair..."

Immediately, Sakata Gintoki and Hattori Zenzo all looked at him, and Arasuke also looked at them calmly, calmly, without any panic, as if the one who just blurted out was not himself, the villain in his heart did not I slapped myself hard in my heart, scolding myself for not surfing the Internet in the future.

Sakata Gintoki watched Arasuke for a while, then shifted his gaze to Hattori Zenzo, "Isomura-kun, you really have an incredible hobby." Sakata Gintoki looked complicated, he looked Hattori up and down Quan Zang's figure showed a complex expression mixed with "I can" and "I can't", "Hiss, I suddenly remembered that if I put the head of the wig on, it would be completely incongruous!"

Sakata Gintoki looked at Hattori Quanzo's waist, this waist, Sakata Gintoki thought of his own sex-changing Miss Ginko, and made a distorted voice of envy.

hateful!Even Miss Yinzi doesn't have such a thin waist, bastard! ! !

Quanzo Hattori looked serious, and said righteously: "Speaking of which, you may not know that this is also a kind of practice of ninjas, just like the practice of Naruto and Mr. Zi○ya."

"...How could this kind of practice be possible!!! Don't bully Ah Yin, I don't read much, you pervert who wears women's clothes!!! How can anyone take things in jump comics seriously!"

"How could it not be possible! Apologize to me and Naruko-chan! Hey you curly-haired bastard!!! Tens of thousands of Naruko-chan will shoot spiral pills at you, you curly-haired! Blow you to the sky, you are a scum There will be no dross left for Mother Earth to digest!"

"What are you hemorrhoids spouting impolite words with your beep beep beep beep beep beep beeps!!! Your country mother would use her freshly polished boots if she knew her son was like this Kick hard at your ass that is favored by the God of hemorrhoids!!!"

"Huh?! You curly hair! I curse you, you will never be able to buy the latest issue if you eat instant noodles without seasoning packets and jumps!!!"

……

Rakusuke watched the two of them quarreling in the toilet, yawned quietly, and silently imagined what it would be like to connect the head of the wig to Quanzo Hattori's body now.

Hiss——, Huang Jie let out a dry cough, "Wow, the power is so great!"Is this the charm of man.wife? !

Huang Jie clapped his hands and let out a crisp applause, "Pause, are you two sure you want to talk about your longing in the toilet?" Don't you think this smell is a bit inappropriate?

The two of them looked at each other, turned their faces away in a very tacit understanding, "Ugh!"

When they found a quiet park, Hattori Quanzo was talking about his hemorrhoids, and asked Arasuke: "This god, can you really contact me with the Hemorrhoid God to accommodate me? I am already very I sincerely enshrine him to the old man in my heart."

Huang Jie shook his head: "I have already said that I can't help you, sir. Let's not talk about whether there is such a god as Hemorrhoid God. Even if there is, this is the god's preference for you. You have to be grateful and accept the god's gift happily. right!"

As he said that, there was an uncontrollable flash of disgust on Arasuke's expression, but it disappeared quickly. Hattori Zenzo, who lowered his head slightly and supported his buttocks, didn't see it, but Sakata Gintoki, who had been looking at them all the time, saw it all. in the eyes.

Hattori Zenzo sighed regretfully, saying that he still had work to do and left first. He was wearing his long women's dress and walked away with a twisted posture, leaving Sakata Gintoki and Arasuke face to face watching.

Sakata Yinshi rubbed his cheeks with his hands, with an expression on his face that he was in serious trouble: "So, what do you guys want to do?! You got the five yuan, so stop pestering me, Ayin. I'm a mature adult, but I need to work to support a large family! I don't have time to play house with you here!"

Arasuke clasped his hands together, and his eyes emitted light waves of "pickup, pickup": "Mr. Sakata! I think you are very destined! You are the first person who can clearly perceive my existence before I speak, so , please stay with me!"

Sakata Gintoki:? !

"What, what are you together, huh?! Ah Yin, I'm not the kind of casual man! I won't be so casual!" Sakata Yinshi said in a panic, "How can I be so casual when we meet for the second time?" Ask for an operation together, hey!"

As if he didn't hear what he said, Huang Jie continued on his own, "So, in order to prevent me from disappearing like this," he showed a slightly sharp smile, his small canine teeth were exposed, and he was in a daze. Nakasakata Gintoki seemed to see flames burning in his eyes, "Please remember me, remember my existence firmly."

When he approached Sakata Gin, his blue eyes and Sakata Gintoki's red eyes looked closely at each other, and said in a pious and coaxing tone: "Please enshrine me, believe in me, and remember me."

"My name is Yato."

"The Misfortune God Yato."

"Whether it's killing demons, revenge or murder, as long as you make a wish, I can fulfill it for you."

The god who called himself Yato smiled, but Sakata Gintoki saw a raging flame inside. This flame was burning all the time, as if it was going to burn the whole world.

The gods are longing for believers.

These words suddenly flashed in Sakata Gintoki's mind.

The gods need believers.

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感谢在2020-10-2118:15:07~2020-10-2123:57:13期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw the landmines: Earl Ashes, Meng, Hengmo 1;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 49 bottles of Tianshengaifantasy; 10 bottles of a salted fish, Momo Zhongye's Xiaoyan; 3 bottles of Mu Yu, Treading Xuexunmei; 1 bottle of Lan, Sad Rabbit, and Vortexstreet;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!