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"Ahhh, did this dead old lady take the wrong medicine today?! Why did she chase you so hard today?! She said she has no money, no money! If I had money, Ah Yin, I would have paid the rent a long time ago!" Mao's Sakata Yinshi drove his little sheep and galloped on the street. After turning a dangerous turn, he looked up and saw a person in front of him. He was so frightened that Sakata Yinshi slammed on the brakes and shouted, "The one in front Make way, let go, don't get in the way! Make way! Hey, the guy in the tracksuit in front of you, get out of the way!!!! If you're going to hit it, you're going to hit it!!!"

"If you can't stop, you can't stop! Ah Yin, I can't control my prehistoric power! Even if I use Ah Yin, my giant tower of Babylon can't be stopped!!! What's wrong with the ears of the people in front! Ahh!!!"

"Quick—hide—get away—ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"bump!--"

Sakata Gintoki turned the front of the car at the last critical moment and collided with the man in sportswear who walked in front and ignored his yelling, and the group became a lump of unknown objects on the ground.

"Hiss—it hurts, it hurts, is Ah Yin's head okay? Is Ah Yin still alive?" Sakata Yinshi touched himself up and down, and after making sure that he didn't have any missing body parts, he let out a long sigh of relief, and then posed He said viciously with a villainous look, "Hey! You bastard, quickly compensate Ah Yin for my mental damage and medical expenses! And my dear little sheep, its head will be knocked off by you! You know its How much is it worth?! It has become an inseparable family with Ah Yin and me!!!”

The money I lost should be able to play with a few small steel balls!In this way, the rent owed can be repaid, and you can also eat the huge deluxe chocolate parfait that you have been thinking about for a long time!

Sakata Gintoki, who had no clue about his gambling luck, thought so.

With dark blue hair and wearing a slightly old tracksuit, Rakusuke rubbed his head with some headaches, stood up staggeringly, and supported his waist: "Hiss——pain, pain, pain!"

He looked at Sakata Yinshi with some dissatisfaction: "You are the guy who suddenly rushed out and hit me, why do you want me to pay compensation?! Shouldn't you be the one who should pay?!"

Sakata Yinshi seemed about to say something, but suddenly he was taken aback, "Ah, it's going to be too late! This time, Lord Yin, I will let you go if you have a lot, and you won't be so lucky next time!" He had just finished speaking , He picked up the car neatly and continued to run.

Arasuke seized the opportunity to hug Sakata Gintoki's waist fiercely, his eyes were shining brightly, and his waist and head ached immediately, and he said briskly, "Wait! Mister! Listen to your tone, Are you in any trouble? Here is Yato, know-it-all, who can do anything! Seeing our fate just now, it only costs five yuan! Everything is five yuan! You are satisfied!"

Sakata Yinshi was almost about to see the little star materialized behind the man in front of him, he blinked fiercely, "Is Ah Yin's eyes dazzled? How did you see the stars?!"

Sakata Gintoki threw away other thoughts, and began to pull Rakusuke, whose limbs were clinging to him, "No money! If I had money, Ayin, I wouldn't be so embarrassed by being chased for rent! Go away, go away! Ayin, I am now I'm so busy, I don't have time to mess around with a brat like you!!!"

After hearing this, Huang Jie not only did not give up, but his eyes lit up: "It turned out that I was distressed by being chased for rent! No problem, just five yuan, just give it to Ye Fighting God!"

"Ah?! You brat is saying what can you do! If you claim to be a god, then let Ah Yin and I win 1000 billion yuan so that you can pay the rent and enjoy the hot food!" Sakata Yinshi couldn't help it Coming down to Rakusuke, he asked while panting heavily, not having any hope for him at all.

"I'm going to kill the person who chased your rent now!"

Wait, wait, what?

You said that the solution to chasing rent is not to pay me back the money, but to directly kill the rent chaser? !

You're a fucking logician!

Just when Sakata Gintoki was about to speak, when he met Uemarasuke's eyes, his back suddenly shivered——

This guy is serious!

He really intends to do this!

Unmistakable, this kind of murderous look, this kind of look, the person who walked out of the sea of ​​corpses, who had killed countless people, would have this kind of look like a ghost.

There was a brisk smile on Rakusuke's face, the expression in his blue eyes was extremely sincere, his dark blue hair jumped with his movements, and he repeated what he had just said: "I'm going to kill you now renters!"

Sakata Gintoki's back almost started to sweat like a waterfall, he laughed twice: "No, it doesn't have to be like this, I have something to do, let's go first!"

After speaking, taking advantage of Huang Jie's inattention, he let go of his hand and rode the little sheep to run fast, as if hiding from some evil spirit.

But, to be honest, it's true.

Rakusuke didn't continue to chase, his blue eyes flashed with interest, and the corners of his lips curled up and disappeared in place.

Kiyoki Arasuke's vest this time is the protagonist in Noragami, Yato.This world has nothing to do with the vest world, that is to say, you can let yourself go and roam freely.

Arasuke rubbed his hands excitedly, ready to move, and stared at Sakata Gintoki, the big... Oto, it's decided, it's you, Sakata Gintoki!

During this period of time, I will leave it to you to take care of my diet and daily life!

It's time to eat and drink!

Sakata Gintoki went through untold hardships, and finally got rid of his mother-in-law, who was chasing his rent crazily today, who didn't know what medicine he took wrongly. He ran into a public toilet with his aching stomach grinned, and took off his belt to relax happily.

Just as Sakata Gintoki finished relaxing and went to take out the paper with a happy expression, he took it out in horror——

bathroom,

No-paper-la-la-! ! !

Sakata Gintoki's head was like a machine that wasn't well oiled, he lowered his head bit by bit, his pupils trembled, he was at a loss, his eyes were on everything he found all over his body——

A few five-yuan steel coins, a small rubber band that I don't know when I put it on my body, and two or three low-quality candies.

……

Don't wait, no matter which Ah Yin's ○ flower is, it won't be able to bear it! ! !

Sakata Yinshi almost turned pale: "Could it be, Ah Yin, I am going to die here today?!"

Across the door, Rakusuke tossed a roll of paper up and down, showing a proud expression, he cleared his throat slightly, and shouted inside: "Mr. Sakata, it seems that you are in trouble! Yatoshen is here It only costs five yuan to serve you! If you can’t be fooled, you can’t get a loss, just five yuan, and all troubles will disappear!”

Sakata Yinshi was taken aback by his sudden utterance: "How do you know my name?! No, you must be responsible for the lack of paper in the toilet! Absolutely! Ah Yin, I will never give in! "

Arasuke deliberately dropped heavy footsteps on the floor, "Really? Then I really left. By the way, this place is quite desolate. No one will come here for a week, maybe in three days. You If the ○ flower is gone, no one will come!"

puff-

It was the sound of a sharp knife piercing Yin Jiang's heart.

Arasuke showed victory in his eyes.

"Well, that, since the little brother next door doesn't need it very much, how about giving it to me?" A voice suddenly sounded, accompanied by the sound of knocking on the door panel, "I have been squatting here for almost three hours. A little bit tired."

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Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: 2 moons; 1 outflow baby;

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