The Fairy Age of Online Games

The subsequent robbery operation went very smoothly, causing a lot of chaos in the small town. You don’t need to inquire when you walk on the street every day. The hottest news must be that that unlucky guy was robbed again last night. baby.

Legend has it that every robbery is a pairing of one person and one tiger, all of whom have unpredictable abilities, and simply raising their hands or blowing their breath can make life worse than death.After getting the thing, it will come with a scent, and suddenly disappear, leaving a big blood-red X on the wall, and those victims who were suffering to death also returned to normal (adding [-]% to the antidote) air freshener).

And according to the description of the murderer's appearance provided by the victim, there are many robbers in this group, but such a large group can come and go like the wind. No one knows where they are hiding, and no one knows how they are in every day. After the first robbery, they sneaked away quietly. In short, except for the victims, no one has ever seen this group of mysterious bandit group X with profound martial arts skills but very professional ethics (does not hurt human life).

While making people feel scared, there is also some expectation and excitement. This is definitely a good topic for conversation.

And the robber Fox, who would definitely get rich overnight if he charged a negotiation fee, lamented that his life was hard these days while carrying the spoils of the past few days to the Warlock Inauguration Temple to hand in the task.

1 minute on stage, ten years off stage.In fact, the bandit group X with only the head and deputy head is far less beautiful than the people say, at best it is just superficial.

Specifically, in order to ensure the success of each mission, the fox always has to carefully step on the spot in advance, with a high level of mental tension; ), jumping over the wall, squatting in the grass and other high-endurance actions made the fox suffer from backache, back pain and leg cramps.After working hard all night, I had to replenish the medicines I consumed during the day, and I couldn't get enough rest. The dark circles under my eyes hung carelessly on my face, which looked very much like China's national treasure - a giant panda.

And what about another dear friend, Baihu?In order to allow the dye to fully dry, he had to be grounded in that one-third of an acre of land every day. Poor him, a beast, was raised as a house cat.In addition, during this period of time, frequent hair dyeing and perming seriously caused the white tiger's beautiful soft fur to fall off in large quantities, which made people suspect that it might be bald (an extended version of baldness).Fortunately, the mission is only for three days. If there is ten days, with the fox's concept of "thriftiness" - you can't waste any chance to take advantage of it, and it will never end because you grab ten people. It will definitely become affirmative.

Three days of hard work brought ten treasures. Well, although, that, in fact, these treasures are a little different from what they imagined.

They are neither gold nor silver, nor pearls nor agate, nor emeralds nor jade, neither this nor that.All in all, all in all, it's just a word, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a baby.

The big butcher of the Tu family "supplied" the dragon-slaying knife, which is said to be extremely sharp, capable of cutting all kinds of meat in the world, even dragon meat, which is famous for its rough skin and thick meat.Although the fox looked at the curled blade with extreme suspicion, the dragon meat was actually the meat of an earth dragon. (Dilong is an earthworm)

There are also old socks from Grandma Wang’s house, which are said to be able to remain strong in strong winds (the competition in the boys’ dormitory is not about who smells the smelliest, but whose socks last the longest).

It is said that when Grandma Wang took out a beautifully crafted pear wood box, the fox's mouth crooked with joy.But when I opened it, I almost poked it out.There is a line of eye-catching words in the property description: "The century-old sock (left foot) has been carefully crafted by N generations. It is as hard as steel. It stands against the wind and smells like a stinker."

Me, me, damn it, I've heard of vintage wine and century-old soup these days, but it's the first time I've heard of such antique socks.Please~~It’s not like everything becomes more valuable with time, okay~~~ Especially a stinky sock that hasn’t been washed for years!The luck of the misfortune is that the box containing the socks is very tight, and no bad gas leaks out.

Other things include a lock of hair from Ma Lian'er of the Red Mansion, and rotten eggplants from the wealthy Lu's family...they all have one characteristic in common, which makes people unappetizing. "Why don't the npcs have any good things in their hands!!" The fox raised his head to the sky and howled.

Fortunately, these things can be sent to old man Yang, so there is no need to continue to disgust him.The fox thought so, and felt a little comforted in his heart.Baihu even raised his paws to agree, who made his nose too sensitive, when he opened the sock box, he immediately vomited, and the sequelae - nausea when he saw the sock, has continued to this day.

But the reality is cruel. When old man Yang told the fox and the white tiger that the looted things would be given to them as their wedding presents, the two little faces turned green in an instant, and the speed was amazing.

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The tricky task was finally completed, and he could leave the town tomorrow. Let go of the big rock in his heart, the fox was already tired and fell asleep on the bed.The room was very quiet, and the rustling of leaves outside the window could be clearly heard.

At this moment, some slight ripples suddenly appeared in the air, and the white tiger who seemed to be sleeping woke up.In the dark environment, the big green eyes glowed suspiciously.Looking at the sleeping fox, the white tiger opened the beast's big mouth and gave a sinister smile, showing its frightening fangs, and slowly approached the dreamer.Then, open your mouth...

Use your tongue to lick the fox's red lips lightly. ... Mo, it turned out that they wanted to steal incense and jade at night.I looked up to see if I didn't wake up the fox, so I continued to lick, look again, lick again, and repeat ing~~

The big cat, who was happily eating tofu, didn't notice at all that his tofu-eating partner had opened those peach blossom eyes, um, especially since there was still a cold light shining inside, and the blue veins on his forehead were also pulsating gently.

When the big cat looked up to see the situation again, it met the fox's eyes, shivered with fright, and immediately wanted to stand up and run away.However, the fox reacted one step faster, wrapping his feet around the big cat's waist, and locking the ball-sized tiger's head with both arms, completely cutting off his retreat.

"Hmph, you still want to run! Tell me clearly, who are you? Don't think I don't know that you are actually a gamer!" The fox tightened his arms and legs and asked fiercely.

Hearing this, Bai Hu tilted his head, pretending to be cute, and said softly "Ho Ho" twice, blinking his big eyes, clearly revealing a message: I can't understand what you say again!

The fox looked at him disdainfully: "Do you really think I'm an idiot? Even if I didn't know it at first, we got along for two weeks. Even if you try to hide it, your intelligence is much higher than ordinary NPCs."

"And from the second week onwards, you sneak up on me every night, and you lick it endlessly. I'm just insensitive. It won't be unresponsive after such a long time, and you don't know that your tongue is stuck. Sting, it hurts me."

"The last point, don't you remember that today we opened the function of 'heart to heart'? When you kissed me just now, you kept saying in your heart, 'Xiaoxiao, your lips are so sweet and delicious, I really love you to death ...'. If you are not a player and know me in reality, but an ordinary NPC, how can you know my nickname?"

"Really, I've seen stupid people, but I haven't seen anyone as stupid as you!~~"

Immediately, the big cat became stiff from the blow of the fox's sighing tone. 555~~ He always thought that he had concealed it very well, but he didn't expect that there were so many flaws... But it's okay, with Xiaoxiao's intelligence, this is normal, right? , The big cat who has found self-esteem thinks cheerfully again.

Then a ball of white light enveloped the big cat, and after a while, a tall and handsome guy appeared on the fox's body. To be precise, he was tied to him by the fox's hands and feet.