The Fairy Age of Online Games

The fox looked at his job assignment, and was stunned. Could it be his own character problem, why is he always related to things like encroaching on other people's private property, depressed.Especially this time it was a super unskilled robbery.The most extreme thing is not to use force, isn't this waiting to be flattened? !

Seeing the fox looking listless, old man Yang patiently explained to him: "Little guy, don't worry. I'll tell you the origin of this mission first. You should have heard the story of the fox pretending to be the tiger (Note), but the real situation is It is somewhat different from what it says.

It is said that a long time ago, when the first beauty of the Tiger Clan was out hunting, she met a wandering young man of the Fox Clan.The so-called hero loves beauties. The young man who has been extremely intelligent since he was a child fell in love with the beauty of the tiger tribe at first sight, and immediately wooed her.But the beauties of the tiger clan who are full of thoughts of respecting the strong don't even care about the youth of the fox clan who only have the strength to restrain a chicken.

Of course, the young man would not let his sweetheart go away just like that, so he made a bet with the beauty of the tiger tribe: "Zi Wu dares to refuse me."The beast god made me grow a hundred beasts, but today my son refuses me, which is against the order of the beast god.The son thinks I don't believe it, I will go first for the son, and the son will follow me, watching the beasts see me and dare not leave! ’ So the beauties from the Tiger Clan promised to marry him if they answered his words.

Afterwards, the situation was exactly as the young man said, and the beauty from the tiger clan who believed it was true fulfilled her promise and married him.Although someone exposed the lie not long after, the beauty of the tiger clan was grateful for the sincerity of the young man and was still willing to marry him.After marriage, the two lived in harmony and beauty, and this matter has become a good talk among all ethnic groups.

Especially the wit of the fox clan and the commitment of the tiger clan are appreciated by everyone.Gradually, a custom has also formed that if people from two ethnic groups talk about marriage, they have to go through this form to show their advantages and good expectations for their future love life. "

Raising his hand and gently squatting on the ground with ears erected, the white tiger and the fox stared blankly at him. Old man Yang continued: "So now you know why I said you are very suitable for this task. And after you complete the task , not only can you get the reward for finding a job, but also because the couple you have signed can get an additional auxiliary skill 'Talk of Heart', so that the two of you can know what the other person wants to express without talking, regardless of the special environment and distance. The distance limit. It is still very practical, what do you think?"

The fox looked at the big white cat with blue eyes, and thought helplessly, where is the root of "I am a beautiful woman, but why I am a thief".Forget it, just like the last time I kindly helped Nursery Valley clean up the "garbage" occupying the land, this time I will treat it as a good deed and help everyone complete the first step of "don't go out with the old, don't come in with the new" and buy old ones for free. The item is ready.But why the hero in the story is married to a wife, but now it becomes a married man when it comes to me, I feel depressed again.

After he finally recovered from the blow, he said goodbye to the old man, and rode a big cat on the street, ignoring the speed limit, and prepared the necessities for the mission.

The first stop - "Pansi Cave" embroidery village.People depend on clothes, horses depend on saddles.We also need professionalism to be robbers, how can we just wear casual clothes and do it?So the fox spent the whole morning creating his first series of suits—the black bandit, planning to rob a person and change his clothes, which can give people a refreshing feeling every time, and let everyone live up to their generosity.

But what he didn't expect was that because of his unintentional intention, people would think that the robbers who ran amok in the village were a large number of bandits, and they indirectly wiped out the suspicion of the fox's crime, which was extremely lucky.

The second stop - Baiyuan Pharmacy.In view of the fact that the master who was transformed into a "tracheitis" by the wife of "Tao Gao Yi Zhang" thought that he, an unscrupulous apprentice, pushed himself into the fire pit, so the fox pouted to prevent the master from seeing him really angry, and resolutely sneaked in through the back door, emptied the pharmacy, and slipped away quietly.

But later I heard that when his master saw the empty pharmacy, he still failed to escape the succubus' call, and fainted magnificently.Hey, money and wealth are outside the body, people are old, why haven't they understood this point, it seems that we need to pay attention to the body and strengthen the psychological construction~~ The fox thinks so.

The third stop - home.Taking all kinds of medicinal materials scavenged from the pharmacy, the fox first prepared various dyes.How do you say that you have a dress, and you can't forget your partner.Since the tiger can't change clothes, it can only change the color, and then let the fox fiddle with red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, black and white powder and so on.Poor Baihu, every time he goes on a mission, he has to toss him a lot, especially after a while, the fox has the function of perming. There are countless large curls, small curls, horizontal curls, and vertical curls. Various medicines and daily necessities have been used to create a wide variety of beauty and hairdressing methods, and they are used on Baihu.

Then, they began to manufacture some biological and chemical weapons. Who told the mission that they only required the non-use of force, but did not say that drugs could not be used.What paradise (itching powder), white terror (smoke bombs), flying down three thousand feet (laxative), suspected Milky Way falling nine days (tear gas) and so on.Among them, the complete set of products such as Flying Down Three Thousand Feet and Suspected Galaxy Falling Nine Heavens, combined with practicality, the effect... tsk tsk, it's so good that I can't say anything.

Everything was ready, and the fox began to think wildly again.Every well-known robber should have a resounding slogan, should he also have one.

So he took out the paper, inkstone, pen and ink, grabbed the big cat and started thinking together:

"I opened this road, and I planted this tree. If you want to pass here, you can save money to buy roads." However, the two of them seem to be useless when they are robbing in the town, so cross it out.

The next sentence, "Hit, rob. IP, IQ, IE card, and password all tell me." It is estimated that the number of card holders in the game is 0, so this sentence is completely unnecessary, so cross it out again.

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Although Fox likes Team Rocket's lines the most, or Sailor Moon's "I will do justice for the moon and rob you" is also good, but since Baihu feels very ashamed and threatens him with "full mouthwash" repeatedly, he has to talk to these people in pain. The lines of the wind say goodbye.Who told Fox that although he doesn't like women, he is still a conservative and normal man. For the time being, he is not sensitive to the promising and popular profession of animal and animal love.

(Note) The fox pretends to be the tiger, "Warring States Policy · Chu Policy [-]": "The tiger asks for the beasts and eats them, and it gets the fox. The fox said: 'No one dares to eat me. It is the order of the Emperor of Heaven. The son thinks that I do not believe, I will go first for the son, and the son will follow me, and the beasts will dare not go when they see me!' The tiger thinks so, so he walks with it, and the beasts run away when they see it. Tiger I don't know that the beast is afraid of itself and walks away, but I think it is afraid of the fox."