The Fairy Age of Online Games

"Ding, congratulations to player Squint Fox for learning the fox folk dance "Drinking Alone under the Moon"; he was appreciated by the small class teacher Cui Xiaoxiao, and his hidden attribute affinity increased by 10." Hearing this system prompt, Shen Mandrill was moved to tears The booming sound was like a sound of nature to him, because it marked the end of the days when he was ravaged by Witch Cui.

Open the skill bar, "Drinking Alone under the Moon": auxiliary skill, dance this dance on a moonlit night, double the power of the charm technique.

This skill is indeed a good thing, Shen Yan thought to himself, double the charm, let the monsters kill each other when fighting monsters in the future, and just pick up things and get hand cramps; you don’t pay for food, you don’t need to pay for things... oh Hehehe, I am so happy.However, this skill can only be used on a moonlit night, and there are 101 moves in the dance, which is not practical at all in battle, it's tasteless.

It's not proportional to what I paid.Recalling the situation just now, Shen Yan couldn't stand another shiver.then……

Witch Cui smiled softly and grabbed his limbs firmly, "Mimi baby, my dear teacher will teach you how to dance. Although you are still in the shape of a beast, you can't dance in the exact form of each dance. But the teacher decided to work hard for you, posing for you with every move and wave, don't be too moved~~ Don't worry, this dance is not difficult to learn at all, it's only 101 moves..."

Then Witch Cui played with him like a marionette, what looked back at the moon (a 180-degree standard big split plus the fusion of Chang'e flying to the moon), what I danced with shadows (jumping white cranes airing their wings), what moon shadow wandered (high jump Turn 360 degrees in the air and land on one foot to do 11 rounds).In short, except for not pulling his tail and swishing it in a circle, he basically did all the other postures.

The price of fully exercising the bones and muscles of the whole body is heavy. Until now, after resting for 5 minutes, Shen Mandrill is still dizzy, nauseated and weak in legs.It feels like all the bones in my whole body have been smashed and then put back together again, that is uncomfortable!

It's a pity that God didn't pay attention to Shen Yan's pain, and the teacher of the middle class personally came to pick up the student who passed the exam but was delayed.Shen Yan used basic skills to "probe" and saw that he almost didn't return to the embrace of the dark goddess again. This amiable male teacher in the middle class was called Cui Ren, and he was the brother of the witch Cui.

Alas, the only blame is that there are too few accumulated virtues in ordinary times. How do you say that sentence: It’s not that you don’t report, the time has not yet come.

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The teaching goal of the middle class is: to learn how to be an excellent fox.

"Smiling Tiger" Cui Ren said: "The Supreme God has given our family a handsome appearance and a smart mind, so we must give full play to our advantages. To be an excellent fox, you can be charming, arrogant, and romantic, but You can’t have no image. It’s really scary to see those dogs who are sloppy all day long, only barking, with strong limbs and simple minds. We can’t do this, the middle class is to train you how to reflect me in every day behavior The demeanor of the clan."

"You are an excellent student recommended by Xiaoxiao, and I will teach you personally."

Shen Yan, with gleaming canine teeth, felt dizzy for a while, why was that gentle smile so disturbing?Facts have proved that this fox is not made for nothing, and the sixth sense of the beast is quite effective.

In ancient times, there were warriors who walked the mountain of knives, but now Shenzi walks the tightrope.The little fox stretched out its paws and pointed at the one-finger-wide steel wire in front of it, tremblingly questioning Cui Ren: "It's not acrobatics, why do you want to walk a tightrope?"

Cui Ren squinted his long and narrow eyes, and explained to him in a good-tempered manner, "I don't understand, do you know the catwalk? This is the same as that. But..." The red eyes flashed, "I believe that the wire rope , can even make you a quick success. Don’t worry, if you are ten feet tall, you won’t be able to fall to your death.”

You can't kill a person, but you can kill a fox. Shen Yan looked at the three-meter-high hanging silk rope above his head, and looked at the extremely familiar expression on Cui Ren's face.Now he really wants to do one thing, which is to seek legal aid, complain about the infringement of this "smiling tiger", and threaten the victim himself by embezzling his classic expression.However, it seems that there is no law in this world that can protect this right of my own, so I have to give up and embark on a journey of training honestly and with a fearless spirit.

Have you heard that sentence: "Reasonable training is called training, and unreasonable training is called tempering." This is the colloquial language that Cui Huo often said when he faced Shen Zhi's resentful gaze.

When walking tightrope, you must not tremble your legs, swing your body, shrink your neck, or stiffen your eyes; you must hold your chest up, walk gracefully and slowly, swing your tail gracefully and naturally at 45 degrees, and walk out of the spirit of the fox clan in the new era. .

I can't walk well, what should I do?

The kind teacher Cui will pull his tail and let you play a real windmill.

Strict teachers produce excellent apprentices, the ancients sincerely do not deceive me.Under the "meticulous" teaching of the thieves and fox Cui Huhu, Shen Manu personally realized that under the absolute strength, any conspiracy is useless.

If you want to drug Cui Huhu, poor Shen Mandrill, a little fox who has just "born" is poor and empty, and this plan can only be reduced to fantasy; if you want to use charm, sorry, that is the ancestor who played this hand, his aunt. Grandma is the famous confidante, ah, no, she is the peerless beauty Su Daji, in order not to make people laugh at Lu Ban for making a big ax in front of the house, this plan can only be abandoned; The poor fluffy tail can only say silently in his heart: bear with the calm, take a step back to open up the sea and the sky. ...

In this way, Shen Yan was in the middle of a long search for the method of liberation, and it was completed? !

Afterwards, he conducted refresher courses on how to comb his hair gracefully, how to eat dignifiedly, how to make a "squeak" sound with a sense of music; It's listed in detail.

It is said that under the special care of Cui Huhu, Shen Mandrill worked hard and kept improving, reaching the perfection of perfection in every project, and finally graduated smoothly, and won the honorary title of "High-quality Fox Boy".

Seeing the results of his own hard work, Shen Yao looked back at the middle class full of his bitter memories, leaving behind his tears, sweat, and snot, feeling a lot of emotion.Thousands of words merged into one sentence: Bah, I won't come here again if I beat my young master to death!

Taking advantage of the bright red sunset behind him, with a chic hair flicking movement, Shen Man strode towards Taipan's territory.