The Fairy Age of Online Games

It is said that Shen Yan was mercilessly kicked into the game by Tian Sheng, and when he became conscious, he felt trapped in a small dark space, surrounded by viscous liquid.

Thinking of the novels I read before, this can't be the womb, right? !Could it be that I have to do "excretion exercise" from a female fox in a while before I can go out?From just now, he has discovered that he is now in the shape of a beast. When he thinks that his future mother will give birth in a human form, we still have experience.No, who knows if the fox will have dystocia.

So for the sake of his own life, Shen Yan actively used his hands, oh, no, it was his paws to grope for the "wall" next to him, hoping to find the exit.

Suddenly, he felt that he was falling rapidly, but it didn't seem that he was going to be born, because the fetal fluid around him also fell with him.Before he could think about it carefully, he only heard a "click", and Shen Yan never saw the light of day again.

It turns out that the player is not born from the belly of the NPC at all, but from the ovum produced by the tree of life.The so-called "fruit is ripe, falls to the ground and becomes a child" is exactly like this.

Poor Shen Drill's fox fur was wet, and when the cold wind blew, "Ah Qiu", a streak of snot flowed down the river in a very embarrassing way.

Before he could wipe his nose clean with his paws, the tender skin on the back of his neck tightened, and he was picked up by a guy.Please note that the verb "diao" is used here. It's not that I wrote it wrong, nor did you read it wrong. Shen Mandrill was picked up from behind by a big adult fox like a dog grabbing a bone.

The whole journey was fast and fast, the nose had not been cleaned, and the tears and saliva were flowing violently. The classic noun should be "like the water of the Yellow River flowing endlessly".Shen Zhen felt that in the past 25 years of his long life, he had never been so miserable.

Before he had time to lament his super imageless appearance, Shen Hao soon discovered that they had entered a hole.After running for less than 5 minutes, it suddenly dawned on me.

This is a valley with excellent concealment.The surrounding cliffs are covered with green vines, and the vines are sparsely dotted with small red and white flowers. The dewdrops on the petals are refracted by the sun like broken diamonds, colorful and sparkling.There is a ravine in the northwest of the valley, and the sparkling lake under the ravine is actually faintly glowing with golden light, which is very strange.

However, the most conspicuous thing in the valley is a towering tree that rises from the ground in the center. The green branches are extremely lush and provide shade to avoid the sun.Some sporadic thatched houses are surrounded by big trees.Under the shade of the tree, there are three groups of little red foxes like Shen Mandrill, and each group is accompanied by two human-shaped fox spirits (the human-shaped forms of the Yaozu have racial characteristics, such as fox ears , tail, etc.).

The big fox walked quickly to one of the groups with Shen Mandrill in its mouth, and handed him over to the teacher of the small class of fox cubs.That's right, it's the small class.It is said that fox cubs, that is, players before level 10, have to stay in the Nursing Valley for primary education, which is divided into small classes, middle classes and large classes.Only after completing the learning tasks stipulated by each class and passing the test can they be promoted to the next class.And Shen Mandrill, who was just "born" and knew nothing, naturally entered the small class without a doubt, and first learned how to be a fox.

Why learn how to be a fox?In fact, it is very simple. We know that there is a huge difference in the way of action between humans and foxes. Players can change between animal form and human form. Without training, when fighting in animal form, they will definitely only be abused.So learning how to be a fox is actually to let everyone master the animal form proficiently, how to use each part reasonably.

Little Fox Lesson [-]: How to walk on four paws.This question is very profound. It seems that the left front paw and right hind paw should be stepped first, and then the right front paw and left hind paw should be moved. After mastering, the movements will be coherent.Shen Yan tried it out by himself, and it seems that it is actually quite simple. It seems that it can be made faster... I don't want extreme joy to be sad, and the "crack" did not escape the fate of being tripped by a fox and chewed mud.

"I finally know why human beings have changed from walking on all fours to walking upright on two legs. It's too easy to trip me. I'm so miserable. If I knew this, I should have an orangutan family, at least able to walk on two legs." Shen Mandrill Depressed lying on the ground, thinking to himself.

In the end, after spending more than a dozen times of valuable experience of foxes gnawing mud, Shen Mandrill finally got 1 point of agility, and stumbled to start the next course.

The second lesson of the little fox: flick the tail.The fox's tail is an important tool to express emotions. For example: when you want to express your innocence, you should sit upright, tilt your head at a 30-degree angle, and control the tip of the tail to make a slow semicircular swing; At this time, make the middle part of the tail swing quickly and greatly, and the root and tip make small swings...

Looking at the "Swinging Foxtail 36 Styles" in his hand, and the completely untouched tail behind him, Shen Yu burst into tears, and the genius brain was defeated again.When I was a human being, I didn't carefully study how to use this thing. Could it be that I used my mind to control it?My God, if I have the skills, it would be easier for me to find a way for a fox to quickly evolve into an adult. Shen Qi squatted on the ground in pain while drawing circles with the fox's pointed nails, while thinking wildly.

Maybe it’s the end of all hardships, but it’s a blessing in disguise. I survived the two unbearable lessons before, and the rest of the lessons are progressing rapidly.

The third lesson of the little fox: use nails freely.It may be due to the accumulated experience of drawing circles on the ground before, Shen Mandrill has reached a state of proficiency in the skill of using nails. He said that the nails of the big finger and middle finger sticking out of the left front paw are absolutely guaranteed not to become Extend the nails of your middle and index fingers.It is simply more skilled than a real fox.

Lesson [-]: Winking.This regular work is absolutely the pinnacle.

Lesson [-]: Acting like a baby.The repertoire when I was a child, in order to deceive many candies.

Lesson Six:……

Shen Hao successfully completed the eight basic courses in the small class, and gained 2 points of agility, 2 points of spirit, 3 points of charisma, 1 point of constitution, and 6 points of free attributes, and the level was also raised to level 2.

In order to end this annoying day as soon as possible, Shen Yan immediately went to Mr. Cui to collect the task of promotion.

This Teacher Cui is one of the only two counselors in the small class. He has a good face and an exquisite figure, and he exudes the charm of a mature woman.Especially the way she inadvertently played with her curly hair with her fair and crystal-clear fingers, combined with the occasional flair from the corners of her eyes and her crimson lips, she was extremely sexy.

But Shen Yan was completely unmoved, instead his face was ashen, why?Because Cui Meiren's promotion task for him is to wash her underwear.Damn, did you make a mistake, this has nothing to do with what you have learned.

Cui Meiren explained this to him in this way: "Little baby, don't underestimate this task, you see that you don't have washing powder in your hand, and you can't go to Luojian to fetch water, and you can't reach the laundry after washing. Rod, it can be seen that you need to ask others to help you to complete these. Only by coordinating skills such as winking and acting coquettishly with tail flicking and ear shaking can you successfully cast the charm technique. Of course, you wash it yourself with your paws. Clothes, running around to find someone to help is also necessary, so you see how comprehensive the task of washing clothes is to assess your small class study, try to complete it."

There is nothing to say about using power for personal gain.The hard-fated Shen Yan is now under the eaves, so he has to bow his head, and the appointed one went to wash Cui Meiren's underwear.I sighed silently in my heart, women, no matter what race they are, they are troublesome!This also indirectly contributed to Shen's recognition of homosexuality greatly improved.

After washing those nasty underwear with exhaustion, Shen Yan returned to Cui Meiren to hand in the task.Hearing the system prompt, I was so happy that I was about to jump up. Finally, I successfully completed one-third of the torture, which is gratifying.

However, what Cui Meiren said below shocked him to the core: "My baby, congratulations for breaking the record for passing the small class the fastest, and rewarding you for learning the fox folk dance "Drinking Alone under the Moon" with me. Be happy! !"

Happy... happy size, the fox tribe also has folk dances? !No, he doesn't want to learn, he is still a fox, okay, if a fox learns to dance, he will never want to go out in this life.No, no, why don't I take his opinion into account, I want to sue her for copyright infringement.

However, Shen Drill's "squeak" sound was completely misinterpreted by Cui Meiren as an expression of happiness. The devil's claw caressed Shen Drill's soft fur without hindrance, rubbed him round and flattened him, and loved him fiercely .The involuntary Shen Yan finally couldn't bear to roll his eyes, and passed out gorgeously. The only thought in his heart was - it's hard to be a human being. I didn't expect it to be so difficult to be a fox baby.Depend on!This day is simply impossible!