mermaid rude

Qiao Bin's inspection was not written by Lan Hao, TAT, it was Zhao Ying who felt sorry for him, and helped him file a 5000-word inspection on the Internet, combining the essence of 4 reports.

Because of the gang fight, Li Hai became famous in F University, but he kept a low profile, and only went to the library when he was in class.

Practice No. 1 was from a platoon of the medical school. Chen Qiao presented them with a trophy, and let the boy who received the award kiss the back of his hand. The whole school was erupting, clamoring to cut him down to sacrifice to heaven.

Of course, that person is still alive, not because the troublesome investigation found out his identity, but because he is a little prince from a certain country who came to country C to study Chinese herbal medicine civilization.

Wang Bin and Zhao Ying are both students of the Military Academy, and they have to get up at five o'clock every morning to run exercises. Fortunately, Qiao Bin grew up in the army and got up early, and Li Hai is a nerd, which did not affect their lives. work and rest.

The new semester has begun, and the clubs have recruited new ones. There are tables set up in front of and behind the cafeteria. Basically, each club occupies two tables. Behind the tables are promotional posters with club profiles and various honors.The recruiting voice of club members is like that of an uncle selling vegetables in a vegetable market.

On this day, Qiao Bin tactfully rejected several seniors, and ran into Xiao Douding who was buried in the crowd.

"Little Douding." Qiao Bin grabbed his collar, "Why are there so many people applying for this club?"

"Because Senior Chen Qiao belongs to this club." Xiao Douding glared at him, covered his mouth, and muttered, "You guys are not loyal enough, don't talk to you!"

"Are you still angry?" Qiao Bin was speechless. Last time he asked for Chen Qiao's autographed photo for another buddy in the class, but he didn't ask for Xiao Douding's, and Xiao Douding got angry.

"Nonsense, that's the signed photo of the mermaid!" Xiaodouding said angrily.

"Don't be angry, I still have one, I'll give it to you later." Qiao Bin said with a smile, he kindly didn't tell the cheerful guy in front of him that Chen Qiao already had a fiancé.

"really?"

"really."

Xiao Douding was stupid, and showed him the application form, and it turned out to be—flower arrangement!

Qiao Bin raised his forehead, the child is hopeless!

In the end, during the recruiting week, Qiao Bin didn't apply for a single club.

In addition, facts have proved that Qiao Bin does not have any talent for painting. He uses brushes to paint delicate fine brushwork and magnificent freehand brushwork on paper and silk. When he was an old man, he drew combat maps. The teacher was confused and asked him if he had learned anything. overpainting.

Qiao Bin shook his head.

The teacher asked him how he didn't learn how to get in?

Qiao Bin himself didn't know.In fact, this matter was handled by Lieutenant General Qiao. In the voluntary letter, Lieutenant General Qiao marked mermaid with a large amount of gender.

The teacher was speechless, took a piece of paper, and asked him to practice hooking first.

Xiao Douding had a good heart and ran over to comfort him.

"Xiao Douding, why do you want to draw pictures of ladies? Aren't women extinct?" Qiao Bin hooked his plump breasts in wonder, "This thing has the same body as a papaya. Can it still run?"

Xiao Douding shook his head: "I don't know, but..." He paused, his eyes became very bright, "The teacher said that we will eventually let us draw mermaids, and the school will hire mermaids at a high price to be models!"

"Is there a naked mermaid to see?" Qiao Bin poked his round face.

"You're obscene." Little Douding blushed, "Mermaids are sacred and inviolable!"

"Well, why don't you find a man to marry? Otherwise, you won't dare to bridal chamber while holding a mermaid." Qiao Bin laughed out loud, and with a flick of his hand, ink flew onto the teacher who was explaining to the students.

The teacher's face was livid.

In the professional class afterwards, Qiao Bin completely made jokes.

Of course, he was not a bad student, and he had plans in mind, for example, since he came to college, he had to learn useful things.

With this in mind, Qiao Bin went to the library to borrow a book from the Officer Command Department of the Military Academy, and went to class with Wang Peng and Zhao Ying.

In addition to the excellent scholars who specialize in teaching, the teachers of the Officer Command Department are some who have served in the army, and the other part are retired veteran officers.

After one class, Qiao Bin listened with gusto.Talking about wars on paper is very boring, but Qiao Bin lives in the Northwest, and he watches a lot of drills, but has little theoretical knowledge. This teaching method makes up for his lack of theory.

Wang Peng was dozing off on his stomach, Zhao Ying was busy taking notes, and asked, "Does Qiao Bin understand?"

Qiao Bin nodded: "Well, the teacher explained it very well."

"Don't you write it down?" Zhao Ying asked.

"I remember it in my head." Qiao Bin smiled. Zhao Ying didn't say anything, but he didn't really believe it was true.

The military academy has a special training base, and students must present their ID cards and student cards to enter.

Qiao Bin is worried, he hasn't shot for a long time, and he doesn't know if his technique has regressed?

There are real weapons in the training base, and the ID card is required to check the image. Guan Wang Peng and Zhao Ying use this trick, which will not work at all.

Qiao Bin is not the master of peace, what should I do?Slip in while the manager isn't looking.

In fact, he did.

Wang Peng's clothes are a bit too big for him (the school sends a full set of clothes and daily necessities for students in the Military Academy), but they are still enough. Whoever makes him tall, otherwise he can wear Zhao Ying's.

Qiao Bin walked to the vicinity of the base, to the vicinity of the hordes of gangs, and while the administrator was checking them, he sneaked in.

He weighed his lower body first, and lost a little weight during military training.It was not a rest day, and there were not many people in the training base. They were in twos and threes. He was just about to walk towards the shooting area when he was patted on the shoulder.

Looking back with difficulty, Lan Hao looked at him with a half-smile.

Qiao Bin raised his forehead, he knew that Lan Hao was from the Military Academy, but this is too coincidental!

"Let me tell you what's good about you." After a long time, Lan Hao said.

"You can pretend you didn't see me." Qiao Bin apologized.

"I didn't see you, then what?" Lan Hao asked with a smile.

"I'll go there, what are you supposed to do." Qiao Bin pointed at the shooting area not far away, and said bluntly.

Lan Hao's black line: "If I remember correctly, you are from the Academy of Art, right? I have never heard of an Academy of Art holding a gun."

"I'll see you today? How about we go compare, maybe you're not as good as me." Qiao Bin urged.

"The aggressive method is useless." Lan Hao smiled.

"TAT, good buddy, just this time, accept me!"

"Is this considered soft and hard foam?"

"It's up to you to understand it, as long as the goal is achieved." Qiao Bin was thick-skinned.

"You're not ashamed." Lan Hao rubbed his hair, holding guns in the preparation room side by side.

"It can't be seen that there are still two shots." Qiao Bin's bullet loading speed is less than one minute. This speed is rarely achieved by anyone in the army. Lan Hao thinks that he may not be better than him.

"That's it! I practiced it since I was a child." Qiao Bin said in awe.

The gun used for training is not an air gun, but it is not a good gun, and the handshake is relatively blunt.

"You come first." Lan Hao stood behind.

"Success, I'm sorry." Qiao Bin narrowed his eyes and aimed at the circular target.After research, experts determined that long-term shooting at the human-shaped handle would make people violent and bloodthirsty, and all the human-shaped targets in the training base have been removed.

Fixed target is a small case for Qiao Bin. Except for the first shot, which hit 9 due to lack of training for a period of time, the rest are all 10, especially the last three shots, which turned out to be three consecutive shots.

After Qiao Bin left the field, he invisibly put a lot of pressure on Lan Hao.Lan Hao didn't show his face, "bang" "bang"... ten shots, the gun hit the ten rings, but it didn't surprise people.

"You're not bad." After seeing him, Lan Hao no longer underestimated him.

"You too." Qiao Bin smiled. His shooting percentage had always been high in Lieutenant General Qiao's troops, and Wang Chen couldn't compare to him in this regard. "But this is my specialty. I'm not as good at other sports, especially swimming!"

Qiao Bin is a mermaid, but when he is not in the mermaid form, he sinks directly to the bottom in the water!

This is the pain in his heart!

"It's a loss for you not to come to our academy." Lan Hao said sincerely.

"I don't like my current major either." Qiao Bin felt dizzy when he thought of the meticulous brushwork that made people want to throw it.

"Sophomores can change majors!" Lan Hao thought for a while, but it is still difficult to change majors across colleges, unless you have a good reason.

"Really?" Qiao Bin's eyes lit up, which was no less bright than Xiao Douding's eyes of the mermaid.

"En." Lan Hao nodded, thinking, if he is really capable, he can use the special power of the prince himself!

"Thank you!" Qiao Bin leaned over and kissed Lan Hao on the cheek.

Lan Hao was dumbfounded, what's going on?Compared with men, he still prefers mermaids: "That... Qiao Bin..."

"Don't you like my way of expressing gratitude?" Qiao Bin frowned, "Don't men really like mermaids doing this?"

"Of course I like it, but the premise is that you have to be a mermaid..." Lan Hao had a headache.

"Hmph." Qiao Bin shook his head, "I don't like being pulled down."

(Xiao Qiao seems to have forgotten what to explain)

Lan Hao was in a mess.

At night, Lan Hao had a dream again!

It wasn't the little duck chasing him in a Gundam.

Instead, Qiao Bin was holding a ball of fluffy things: "Senior, look, how cute, this little duck is our child!"

He vomited three liters of blood!

Qiao Bin's temper came and went quickly, and he himself didn't know why he was hit.

The next day, I continued to rub my classes alive and kicking.

Lan Hao felt that he was being abused, and he just reacted instinctively, and the man flicked his sleeves and left.The proportion of mermaids and boys is out of balance. There are many examples of men and women falling in love in this era. In fact, many mermaids undergo mermaid surgery because they love their lover so much and want to have a child with him.

Lan Hao has always been polite, speaks politely, does not offend anyone, and as a prince, he is pampered and pampered, and almost no one gives him anger.He suffered repeated setbacks in Qiao Bin. Although the feeling was uncomfortable, it was also itchy.

With such a contradiction, he tossed and turned all night and didn't sleep well.

Early the next morning, he adjusted Qiao Bin's class schedule and found that he was taking professional classes all day.He planned to block him downstairs, telling himself that it wasn't about him.

Qiao Bin got out of class at [-]:[-], fearing that he would not be able to wait for anyone, so Lan Hao ran to the hall of the Art Academy to wait at [-]:[-].

The bell for the end of get out of class rang, and he looked at the stairs helplessly. Students walked by one pile after another, and there were no people waiting to be blocked.He didn't give up, so he didn't go to eat at all. After an hour, he still didn't see anyone.Lan Hao is the president of the student council, and there were quite a few people waiting to say hello to him. He guessed that he probably missed it.

He was quite persistent, looked at his watch, and it was only ten minutes before the class started. He hugged his shriveled stomach and prepared to wait for Qiao Bin to start class.

At this time, Qiao Bin was lying on the bed and taking a sweet nap while touching his swollen belly!

His Royal Highness was quite persistent, but he still didn't see that person after the bell rang for 10 minutes in the afternoon.

Xiaodouding didn't bring all the tools, so he greeted the teacher. Seeing that Lan Hao was still standing there, he wanted to try his luck and ask for Zhang Chen Qiao's autographed photo.

Unexpectedly, Lan Hao waved to him on his own initiative, and said sadly: "Tell me where Qiao Bin is, and I'll give you a signed photo of Chen Qiao."

Xiao Douding was overjoyed: "He didn't come to class."

"Didn't he have a class in his schedule? Why didn't he come?" Lan Hao couldn't understand.

"Senior." Xiaodouding blinked and said innocently, "Don't you know that there is a behavior called skipping class?"

Lan Hao turned his head away and burst into tears again.

He dragged his decadent steps outside.

"Senior, my photo." Xiao Douding did not forget his reward.

"I'll give it to you." The voice was definitely squeezed out of teeth.

"Yeah." Xiao Douding was happy at the thought of Yuzhao who was about to get his hands, and automatically ignored his bad tone, smiling with crooked eyebrows.