mermaid rude

Qiao Bin hung up the phone, rubbed his ears, and thought that he really didn't smoke, and he had nothing to do to seek abuse.

At this moment, the door was knocked open, and Li Hai covered his face and walked back to his seat without saying a word.

Qiao Bin was shocked, and saw that Li Hai's hands were swollen like carrots, and there were a lot of cracks in the lenses of the glasses hanging on his clothes, especially in the middle of the right lens, where there was a hole.

His whole body was wet, his hair was dripping with water, and there was a crack in his earlobe, and bright red blood dripped out. It was obvious that the wound had been pulled hard.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Qiao Bin threw something in his hand, took a basin, and waited for some warm water in the bathroom.

"It's okay." Li Hai smiled, without showing any weakness in his eyes. If he had to use one word to describe it, it would be "calm."

"Since you don't want to talk about it, I won't ask." Qiao Bin took out a tissue and soaked it in the basin. "There is no cotton wool in the bedroom, so I'll just use tissue to make ends meet!"

"Okay, thank you." Li Hai shrugged indifferently.

After the scars on his face were cleaned up, the edge of the water in the basin was flushed, and Qiao Bin poured the water into the sink, his heart aroused.

The army is a place to protect the calf. Although he has not been together for many days, he also knows Li Hai's personality. After all, he is in a dormitory, so he subconsciously regards him as one of his own.

Qiao Bin is not a law-abiding master. After Wang Peng and Zhao Ying came back, he found that he was actually quite a law-abiding and well-behaved man!

"Damn it, the injury is so serious, which beast did it?" Wang Peng raised Li Hai's face with his big hand and threatened to take revenge after looking at Li Hai's face.

Zhao Ying put her hands in front of her chest, her expression was awe-inspiring, and she didn't know what she was thinking.

Qiao Bin sighed: "I'm going down to buy some painkillers and bandages, do you want to bring food?"

Wang Peng shook his head: "Zhao Ying and I finished eating what was served, you can help Li Hai bring some."

"to make."

Qiao Bin didn't bring an umbrella. When he went down to the first floor, he realized that the rain outside was as heavy as in the morning.

Too lazy to go up to get it, he shrank his head and was about to rush to the dining hall in one breath, when a voice from behind stopped him: "Qiao Bin, where are you going?"

Qiao Bin looked back, and it turned out to be Lan Tian, ​​who was holding an umbrella in one hand and a book in the other.

"Canteen and school hospital."

"I'm going to the cafeteria too." Lan Tian walked up to Qiao Bin holding an umbrella, "Let's go together!"

"Thank you!" It took a few minutes to run from the dormitory to the dining hall.

"It's okay." Lan Tian seemed in a good mood, with a smile on his lips.

"You're in a good mood." Qiao Bin opened his mouth wide, saying whatever came to mind.

"Really? My cousin came to see me today, and I haven't seen him for a long time!" Lan Tian explained, holding up his glasses.

"Isn't it Senior Lan Hao?"

Lan Tian shook his head: "Lan Hao is my cousin, my cousin is from the army, and he came back only two days ago."

"Oh." Qiao Bin rubbed his head.

When he arrived at the cafeteria, Lan Tian directly dragged him to the box on the fourth floor.There were three other people in the private room, Lan Hao and Chen Qiao, whom he knew, and another young man with an ordinary appearance, whom he had never seen before, presumably he was the cousin that Lan Tian talked about.

"Xiao Tian." After seeing Lan Tian, ​​the man stood up and helped Lan Tian pull a chair, seeming to love him very much.

Lan Tian walked over and sat down, said with a smile: "Cousin, this is my friend."

"I didn't expect you two to get acquainted in such a short period of time." Lan Hao smiled, worried that Qiao Bin would say something astonishing as a duckling, so he dragged him to sit next to him, intending to stuff his mouth with food.

Qiao Bin was at a loss, he had talked to Lan Tian countless times, and the relationship seemed not that close.

"Everyone is ready, let's serve the dishes." Lan Hao turned around and said to the waiter.

Qiao Bin has a vague relationship with the people at the table. According to the previous explanation, Lan Hao is Lan Tian's cousin, and that one is Lan Tian's cousin. The three of them know each other very well. Why is Chen Qiao here?

"Xiao Bin, I don't need to introduce Senior Chen Qiao, this is my cousin Chen Fan." Lan Tian sipped his tea and said.

"Both surnamed Chen, are they brothers?" Qiao Bin nodded, which seemed to make it clear.

"No." Lan Hao rubbed two handfuls of his hair, "It's a partner."

TAT, Qiao Bin was dumbfounded, what's going on.

"You are scary." Chen Fan laughed, "Chen Qiao and I have engaged in baby kissing since we were young."

"Uh... Congratulations." Old man, I have said that friends' wives are not to be played with, so let me find you a second love.

After the congratulations, Lan Tian smiled at him, and the atmosphere was extremely weird.

Lan Hao gave him a piece of flounder: "Eat."

Qiao Bin lowered his head gratefully, thinking that Li Hai was still waiting for the ointment, he got up and said goodbye.

As soon as the words of apology came out, Chen Qiao stood up: "Why is he injured!"

Chen Fan smiled, the blue sky tea was empty, and he was busy filling it up for him.

Qiao Bin himself couldn't explain why Li Hai was injured, Chen Qiao threw away his chopsticks, and floated out of the box coldly, Chen Fan didn't stop him, and let the beauty disappear into the sky.

For the next time, Qiao Bin sat like a needle, and finally found an excuse to escape.

This world is strange, brothers are not like brothers, and partners are not like partners!

Lan Hao breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Qiao Bin's back, and felt that he was too petty again.

Qiao Bin ran to the cafeteria hall, hurriedly ordered a meal, and rushed to the school hospital to buy a lot of bandages and ointments. There were too many people in the infirmary, and he even queued up.

After he walked into the dormitory, he was surprised to find that rare mermaid sitting beside the bed and staring at Li Hai.

"What's the situation?" Qiao Bin arched Wang Peng who was about to take off the window.

"Xiao Bin, this is a mermaid." Wang Peng was in a nympho.

Qiao Bin turned to Zhao Ying.

Zhao Ying turned on the computer: "Probably the so-called eye contact!"

"I bought the medicine back." Qiao Bin said.

"Go and apply it." Zhao Ying held on to her glasses without lenses and refused to help.

Before Qiao Bin could move his head, Chen Qiao snatched the ointment from his hand.

Five minutes later, Li Hai's voice echoed in Building 5 of the Academy of Arts, like a pig killing, for a long time!

The next day

Qiao Bin fished in military training and asked Xiao Douding to take a sick leave. He, Zhao Ying, and Wang Bin followed Li Hai.

"I'd like to see, who's the one who provoked my brother." Wang Peng spat on his hands and rubbed his palms.

Zhao Ying turned her head in disgust.

Li Hai's instructor was surnamed Lin. Seeing that Li Hai was injured, instructor Lin asked him what happened.

Li Hai said that he fell.

The students in the team laughed loudly, this reason is too bad.

Instructor Lin asked him to rest aside, and Qiao Bin yawned, saying that squatting was too boring.

Finally got through to the halfway break.

Several tall boys approached Li Hai and said something, Li Hai's face became very ugly.

"Is it them?" Wang Peng asked.

"probably."

"Then go ahead." Before the two of them could react, Wang Peng rushed over and punched the boys one by one, causing them to scream in pain.

Li Hai was dumbfounded, where did these three people come from?

The people in Li Hai's platoon saw that the people in their platoon were being bullied, and they all rushed over. They originally beat Wang Peng together, but later some of those people beat Li Hai, and Li Hai's class returned the beating. came out, and the matter developed into a mess, and it was unknown whose fist hit whom, whose leg kicked whom.

Instructor Lin became angry, whistle was useless, so he could only go up to pick up people one by one. After a while, only Li Hai, Wang Peng, Qiao Bin, Zhao Ying, and instructors were standing on the field.

Both Wang Peng and Zhao Ying were from the Military Academy, and it was unexpected that Qiao Bin would be beaten. Apart from a scratch on his forehead, he was not injured at all.

Instructor Lin saw that these people were unfamiliar, took out his workbook seriously, and asked those who were standing: "Which college is it, and its name."

"Art Academy, Qiao Bin."

"Military Academy, Wang Peng."

"Military Academy, Zhao Ying."

After a few clicks, Instructor Lin turned his head and asked the gloating group: "Your names are all on the roster, and none of you can escape."

The black line passed, and the crow called "quack."

"All stand up, return to the team, and stand in a military posture."

Everyone sighed and got up, and while returning to the team, they wiped off the dust on their pants.

"Instructor, can we leave?" I also remembered the name, why is Wang Peng still standing here?

"No, go and stand there, waiting for your instructors to lead you."

Li Hai thought about it, gave up resting, and stood in the same row as Wang Peng.

"What are you doing here?" Li Hai asked.

"Help you vent your anger." Qiao Bin replied.

"Why are you angry?" Li Hai was at a loss.

"Didn't you get beaten up yesterday?" Wang Peng said angrily.

Li Hai couldn't help but smile bitterly: "You hit the wrong person."

"What?" Wang Bin yelled, and stood up quickly after receiving a stern look from the instructor.

"From the first day of military training, I met one provocateur on the first day, five on the second day, seven on the third day, one group on the fourth day, two groups on the fifth day... ...Yesterday was the tenth day, there was no military training, and I met twenty batches when I went out..." Li Hai spread his hands helplessly, "I will fight back all the people in front. ..." Li Hai smiled sinisterly: "Don't look at me being seriously injured, they are even worse."

Qiao Bin shuddered when he thought of the horrors in the infirmary.

It's better not to mess with him.

"One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four hundred..." Zhao Ying counted.

"What are you counting?" Wang Peng asked curiously.

"To commemorate my fleeting scholarship." Zhao Ying said lightly.

"Uh...you think so far."

Xiao Douding handed over Qiao Bin's note, and Lan Hao's right eyelid kept twitching.

It didn't take long before he received a call from Instructor Lin.

"All rest for 10 minutes." Lan Hao issued an order and rushed to the square of the Engineering College. After so many days of military training, his voice became hoarse and he was tanned.

When Instructor Lin saw Lan Hao, he gave him a military salute. Everyone was surprised because Instructor Lin was the chief instructor of the School of Engineering.

Lan Hao returned the military salute, seeing Qiao Bin standing with his head shrugged, with a severe headache.I don't know if it's because of the bribes - because of the duckling's underwear, he cares more about this junior than other juniors.

After a while, the instructors of Wang Peng and Zhao Ying also came.

"What's going on?" Lan Hao frowned.

"Ask them." Instructor Lin said with a livid face.

The four people standing looked at each other, and finally replied together: "It's all the mermaid's fault!"

Lan Hao and Instructor Lin are all embarrassed.

After figuring out the reason, the problem escalated to the image of the mermaid. The three of them reported the matter to the school leaders, who called for an emergency meeting. The next day, a new mermaid protection policy was released. The one with three stars on it read: Prohibition of malicious competition!

Of course, group fights cannot be settled so easily. Li Hai's self-defense is justified, and the excessive behavior is never to be blamed.

Wang Peng, as the first one to make indiscriminate actions, received a demerit + a 5000-word review.

Zhao Ying and Qiao Bin have a good attitude of admitting their mistakes, and they have a 5000-word review.

In addition to the written report, each person was fined to run 30 laps, and the instructors were not in place, so they ran with them.

In the afternoon of the Engineering College, the dust was flying, and the school leader held the telescope and waved on the rooftop: This is youth!

Qiao Bin talked to Lan Hao while running.

Lan Hao: Am I unlucky?

Qiao Bin: It's okay!

Lan Hao: Let me say hello in advance if you want to do something special next time.

Qiao Bin: What is outrageous?

Lan Hao: For example, today's gang fights.

Qiao Bin: This is as normal as going to the bathroom. Do I have to report to you when I go to the bathroom?

Lan Hao: (black line) What kind of metaphor is this!

Qiao Bin: (smiling) In fact, every day when I see you instructing us to do this and that, I just want you to do it and run around someday.

Lan Hao: (blue veins) You got your wish!

Qiao Bin: (please) You are a top student, can you help me write the examination?

Lan Hao: (vomiting three liters of blood) You are dreaming!