mermaid rude

Lan Hao is actually not as shameless as everyone imagined.

Promising Lan Ye to customize a model of Qiao Bin's height is purely out of collection psychology.

Who would have thought that it would be self-defeating in public, his reputation ah!

In fact, the reputation is small, but the daughter-in-law is angry.

Lan Hao took Qiao Bin's hand, and apologized pitifully, but Qiao Bin was not too angry, and he would be fine in a while.

Finally, with Qiao Bin's consent, Lan Hao vacated a closet and put Qiao Bin's mermaid model in it.

After Qiao Bin got Nezha, the most serious problem between him and Lan Hao was to solve the problem.

Qiao Bin is okay, that kind of thing is comfortable to do, and it doesn't matter if you don't do it.Now that he is pregnant with a child, he is very busy. He has to listen to the chef and the mermaid doctor every day, eat this, cook that, and sometimes he falls into a deep sleep when he touches the pillow.

Lan Hao is not so calm, he has really been abstinent for three to five years, and he still has to die.

The so-called car must have a way to the front of the mountain, and the method is thought up by people.

One day, after Qiao Bin took a shower, his hair was dripping with water, and his blue fishtail glistened with water.

Lan Hao sat by the bed, holding a dry towel in his hand, and helped him wipe his head.Qiao Bin doesn't like the hair dryer. Every time after washing, he just wipes it down and waits for it to dry naturally.Lan Hao was afraid that he would catch a cold, especially during this long critical period, so he took over the work of wiping his hair with full authority.

The pajamas had a big collar, exposing Qiao Bin's smooth and graceful neck. Lan Hao watched the blood surge, and wished he could take a bite.He thought so, so he did.

The fluffy hair made Qiao Bin's neck itchy, Qiao Bin pushed him away with a smile: "It's so itchy, I don't need you to rub it."

Lan Hao hugged him and continued to kiss, stroking his partner's body with both hands, his eyes were red, like a very hungry wolf.

Feeling the scorching heat behind him, Qiao Bin finally realized that this person wanted it.

Thinking about it, since having a child, it seems a little too inhuman to starve him for a long time.

But the parents said you can't do that kind of thing?Turn your head around, as long as you don't go in, it doesn't matter!Qiao Bin knew that Lan Haoren had worked so hard, so he should indulge him once in a while, so he just—

"Senior, sit down."

Qiao Bin pushed Lan Hao to sit on the sofa, and sat on the armrest of the sofa by himself.

Lan Hao froze for a moment: "What's wrong?"

"I'll help you." Qiao Bin whispered an ambiguous answer in his ear, then stretched out his hand to cover Lan Hao's firm body through his trousers.

Lan Hao's face is quite thin most of the time, under Qiao Bin's intentional teasing, his handsome face is as red as an apple.

But soon, he was immersed in the service of his lover and forgot about it.

...I am the dividing line of five years of time...

Five years, for people with an average life expectancy of 150 years in modern times, is neither long nor short.

But five years is enough to bring about an astonishing change in the times.

Using the materials mined from the isolated island, country C finally produced a bio-mecha. The performance is still far from that of Dr. G's finished product, but it finally took the first step towards success.

Count what happened around Qiao Bin

The first one: Chen Fan lost his memory, and Lan Tian disappeared.dog blood

The second thing: Chen Fan and Chen Qiao's engagement was broken.dog blood +1

The third thing is that Zhao Ying has become a bad guy.dog blood +2

The fourth thing is that Lan Tian has become a villain.Dog blood +3

Fifth, Lan Hao graduated.normal

Sixth, Qiao Bin graduated.Normal +1

The seventh thing is that Chen Fan got married and his memory recovered.dog blood +4

The eighth thing is that Qiao Bin's due date has arrived.Normal +3 (Crowd: You are photographed flying~, is it still normal after five years?)

After Qiao Bin graduated, he moved out of the school. In the fifth year, he didn't know if it was because of the child's coming out.Lan Hao was very worried when he saw it. He graduated a year earlier than Qiao Bin, and now he is working in the military and political department. He originally planned to go to the military department. Lan Ye thought that the child in Qiao Bin's belly was not born yet, so he asked him to do it first. talk about it later.

Seeing that Lan Hao was working, Qiao Bin also started to think about working, but poor Lan Hao tried to persuade him from behind.On this issue, Lieutenant General Qiao, Wang Chen and Lan Hao formed a united front alliance, and Qiao Bin shouted——

"You don't love me anymore!"

Lan Hao, Father Qiao, Wang Chen: ...

Lan Hao accompanied Qiao Bin to the Mermaid Hospital, and the delivery date is just a few days away.Lan Hao didn't dare to be sloppy, and took advantage of the prince's privilege to move his official duties to his home.

Unexpectedly, there was no response after waiting for a few days, Qiao Bin said depressedly: "It can't be that the baby doesn't want to come out!"

Lan Hao kissed him on the cheek: "No, I've been waiting for several years, not a few days away."

"It's your fault." Qiao Bin cast a playful glance at his lover's lower body.

Lan Hao buried her head in her lover's belly. After a few years, Qiao Bin's belly grew bigger, with a bulging bag that moved from time to time.Through the belly, he said to the little guy inside: "Baby, Dad has sacrificed a lot for you, you should be healthy and healthy."

Qiao Bin laughed: "How can he understand you, get up."

"No, I have to have a good communication with him, so that he will be obedient and not hurt you when he comes out."

"Sick to death, to be honest, are you the senior Lan Hao I know?"

"Huh?" What does that mean.

"Your IQ." Qiao Bin poked Lan Hao's forehead, "I don't know how many levels have been lowered. Where is the shrewdness before?"

"Xiao Bin, so I have such a high image in your mind."

Qiao Bin was silent, thinking to himself, why is this guy so thick-skinned, who did he learn from?

At night, under Lan Hao's pleading, the two vented once with their hands.

After making out, Lan Hao got up and went to the bathroom to wipe his hands with a towel.

Qiao Bin was lying on the bed, looking straight at the past, his stomach moved twice.

"Did your parents wake you up?" Qiao Bin rubbed his belly, feeling a little embarrassed when he thought of the emotion just now.

His stomach moved again, the amplitude was not small, and Qiao Bin rolled in pain.

Lan Hao held a basin, twisted a hot towel, and planned to wash his partner, but as soon as he stepped out of the bathroom door, he saw him curled up on the bed, frowning.

"Xiao Bin, don't scare me!"

"Senior..." Qiao Bin called out, clenching his teeth, trying to tell him that he was fine.

Lan Hao helped him up: "Is the child having trouble, hold on, I'll go find medicine."

Lan Hao hurriedly put on a bathrobe, and rushed outside and said, "Come on, Xiao Bin is not feeling well, please bring me the mermaid doctor."

Lan Hao and Qiao Bin lived in the palace, and there was someone on duty every night. After the servant took orders, he hurriedly searched for miscarriage medicine in the room.

A hot current flowed from his lower body, and Qiao Bin looked dazed for a while. This feeling was a bit like when he almost had a miscarriage on the isolated island. No, his child must be fine.

Thinking of this possibility, Qiao Bin reached out and grabbed the bed sheet tightly: "Senior, senior..."

"Xiao Bin, come, take the medicine." Lan Hao picked up the water glass and put the medicine in Qiao Bin's mouth.

"Ahem..." Qiao Bin choked on the water, tears flowed out, his stomach kept moving, as if there was a little monkey rolling inside.

Lan Hao's gaze turned to his lower body, and suddenly he looked at the red-stained blanket.

"Senior... I don't want an abortion..."

"It'll be fine." Lan Hao hugged him tightly, his brow was sweating anxiously, why the doctor hasn't come yet.

After the servant made the phone call, he walked to the door and was about to tell Lan Hao when he was immediately shocked by the word "miscarriage".He hurried downstairs: "There is something wrong, tell Your Majesty quickly, the princess is going to have a miscarriage."

It only took 5 minutes for the rumors to spread, and when the mermaid doctor arrived, the emperor and his wife also arrived.

Lan Hao vacated a seat for Kong Chen. Since Qiao Bin became pregnant, Kong Chen has been seeing the doctor.He has excellent medical skills, and in order to protect the safety of the fetus, under Lan Hao's plea, he agreed to stay in the palace until the baby was born safely.

"It's about to give birth." Kong Chen stood up and said, "Take him to the water bed immediately."

Hearing that it was not a miscarriage, the emperor and his wife breathed a sigh of relief, and according to Kong Chen's instructions, they immediately asked someone to bring the stretcher over.

Mermaids have the lowest risk factor in giving birth in water. The water bed is like the operating table in the operating room, and people often call it the operating room.In order to prevent unnecessary obstacles caused by bacterial infection and family members' emotional agitation, Kong Chen and several mermaid doctors and assistants entered, and immediately closed the door.

Lan Haozhun's father was in a panic. To be precise, five minutes after Qiao Bin entered, he started to fidget.

Like him, Lan Ye was fidgeting, and Lin Qing rubbed his head: "Don't turn around, I'm dizzy."

After hearing what he said, the two sat down, but within 2 minutes, they stood up and turned around again.

How can it be so fast to have a baby? Lin Qing shook her head, pretending to be jealous and said: "I never saw you guys so nervous when I gave birth!"

Lan Ye was stunned for a long time, and then replied: "You are in the operating room, how can you tell if I am nervous or not?"

In fact, Lin Qing himself was also nervous. He clasped his hands together and murmured in a low voice: nothing will happen, little Binfu is very lucky, and he will definitely give birth to a big fat mermaid.

"By the way, have you contacted your in-laws?" Lan Ye asked.

Butler Du nodded: "I have contacted, Lieutenant General Qiao said he will be here soon."

"Father-in-law's will take at least five hours." Lan Hao said with a smile, but the smile was uglier than the cry.

an hour

"I can't sit still, I want to go in." Lan Hao lay on the door, looking into the crack.

Lan Ye jokingly said to Lin Qing: "This kid is stupid, the operating room is sealed, it's strange to see it."

Butler Du lined up N black lines, thinking, I'm the one who told you this!When the third prince Xiaohai was born, you knew you couldn't see it, but you insisted on watching it for four hours.

Qiao Bin was put into the water by the doctor, the pain eased slightly, and he loosened his frown.

"How do you feel now?" Kong Chen asked.

"Is the child okay?" Qiao Bin rubbed his stomach, and the child fell desperately, making him flustered.

"It's all right, he's been raised well." Kong Chen supported Qiao Bin to lie down, half of Qiao Bin's tail landed on the water bed, and the other half hung in the water.

"Ah..." The severe pain hit again, Qiao Bin turned his head in pain.

"Use more strength, you have to use strength to give birth." Kong Chen put his hands on his abdomen, feeling the baby's fetal position.

Qiao Bin opened his mouth, it hurt so much, after having a child, he and Lan Hao have been maintaining the deal, the back hole is as tight as a virgin.After bursts of impact, heat flowed out from the lower body along with torn blood.

The eggshell is soft when it is in the mermaid's stomach, and it will not be too hard to get stuck in the lower body and cannot come out.

Kong Chen injected him with painkillers.The soft eggshell will not harden until it encounters air for a few hours, which is why doctors will never give birth by caesarean section when the mermaid can give birth normally.

"Who said giving birth is not painful, ah..." Qiao Bin raised his head, feeling that he had been cheated.

"Come on, don't be discouraged." Kong Chen's handkerchief helped him wipe the sweat off his forehead, and Qiao Bin's hair was soaked and scattered on the water bed in a mess, "It hurts to have a baby. After you bear it, a little mermaid will call you Mother and father."

"But, it takes only one minute for Tongtong to have a baby." Qiao Bin frowned.

Tongtong, whose name is Tritong, Chen Fan's partner, gave birth to the little mermaid Xiao Lianxiao to Chen Fan at the dinner table some time ago. Chen Fan said that he didn't know that his partner was pregnant before that, ==.

Qiao Bin called Triton to ask if it hurt, Triton shook his head and said——

I don't feel it, it's the same as pulling a tuba.

Go to your tuba, can the baby compare with tuba?

"Aw!" Qiao Bin gritted his teeth angrily. Unexpectedly, he slipped and fell from the water bed into the pool.

The doctor was shocked, especially after Qiao Bin didn't pay.

"It's sinking, the mermaid is sinking."

"Get him up quickly."

……

operating room

"Why don't you come out?" Lan Hao waited in the crack of the door, eager to see through.

"How can it be so fast to have a baby? It hasn't been a few hours yet!" Lin Qing leaned on her partner's shoulder with some physical strength.

It was not easy for Qiao Bin to slide down from the water bed, because there were three sides of the water bed, except for the side where the tail hangs in the water, there was no protection, and the rest had protection.

After Qiao Bin came up, his legs came out and the tail was gone.The mermaid doctors were dumbfounded, they had never delivered a mermaid without a tail.

Kong Chen became anxious: "Qiao Bin, where's your tail?"

"I can't change it anymore." Qiao Bin frowned and said aggrievedly.Suddenly, the labor pain came again, his stomach throbbed and he rolled over in pain.

"What should we do now?" The mermaid doctor encountered this situation for the first time, and looked at each other in blank dismay.Fish is cartilage, which is not easy to get stuck in eggs, while human beings are hip bones, and it is not good for children and adults to get stuck.

"Cesarean section." Kong Chen solemnly ordered a few words to the assistant.

The caesarean section requires the signature of the family members.

Lan Hao grabbed the assistant's shoulder: "What happened inside, tell me quickly."

Caesarean section is not a convenient synonym in this era, Lan Hao signed his name on it with difficulty under Lan Ye's comfort.

Lin Qing was also awakened, stood up and paced around the operating room restlessly.

Lan Ye remembers hanging on the little mermaid, his eyes are wide open.

Kong Chen bent down, intending to inject an anesthetic.

"No, I don't want a caesarean section." Qiao Bin slapped the syringe off Kong Chen's hand, anxiously, "Give me a little more time, and I can change back soon."

"You can't hold it anymore physically." The child has been pregnant for five years, and Qiao Bin's posterior acupoints are tighter than ordinary mermaids. After two hours of hard work, he didn't even see a shadow of an eggshell. Kong Chen and other mermaid doctors are sure. Qiao Bin had a difficult delivery.They were worried that even if they turned back into a mermaid, Qiao Bin would still be able to stay awake until the baby was born. After all, mermaids don't have very good physical strength.

"I can do it." Qiao Bin pleaded, but his state was just as Kong Chen was worried about. A lot of strength was wasted in the previous production, and after falling into the water, he unconsciously changed back to his legs and fell into the water. After being suffocated for a long time, my hands and feet are still weak.

"Doctor Kong?" The other mermaid doctor didn't know what to do. Qiao Bin had a high status and couldn't make any mistakes.

"I'll give you 10 minutes. If you can't do it, then you have to listen to me." Kong Chen took out the painkiller again and gave Qiao Bin two injections.

Qiao Bin nodded gratefully.

He closed his eyes, and the sound of "tick", "tick", "tick" unconsciously appeared in his mind.

He thought about it a lot. He thought about Lieutenant General Qiao feeding him bite by bite when he was a child, thinking about shooting guns with the boys in the army when he was a teenager, thinking about the night when he came to F University to sign up, and thinking about the duckling dolls he had collected in a cupboard full. And the mecha model, thinking of the partner who helped him complete the collection...

Unknowingly, wet tears rolled down my eyes. When I was very young, I was held in the arms of my mother and father. Although, I have no memory of that.

Now, he is also a mother and father, and his baby is in his belly, eager to come out.

Qiao Bin took a deep breath, and suddenly felt that he had strength... After waiting for five years, he can't admit defeat at this juncture, he wants to give the best to the child...

"Ah... ouch..." Qiao Bin bit his lip, exerting force, as if he didn't feel the pain, and put all his strength into giving birth...

"Come out, come out." Just as Kong Chen was counting down to the caesarean section, a large white egg slid out along the blood.He took the white egg, put it in the sink, and washed the stains off it.

The eggshell is soft, and the protruding corner is the tail of the little mermaid. He was afraid of hurting the little guy, so he moved very gently.

The assistant on the side handed over the incubator. A thick blanket was laid inside the incubator, which will be the home of the little one for one month after birth.

The big white egg was sent out by the assistant, and Kong Chen started to clean Qiao Bin's wound and sew needles.

After the stone in his heart fell, Qiao Bin lost all consciousness and let Kong Chen put the oxygen mask under his nose.

The doctors breathed a sigh of relief, and couldn't help admiring the mermaid who gave birth to a child in human form.

Holding the incubator, Lan Hao was both happy and panicked: "Father, I am a father...I..."

"Have you been preparing for five years and are you still not ready?" Lan Ye said cheerfully.

Lin Qing asked the assistant: "Xiao Bin, is he alright?"

"Yes, Xiaobin." Lan Hao stuffed the incubator into Lan Ye's hand, leaned in front of the assistant and said, "Why hasn't Xiaobin come out yet?"

"The operation has come to an end, please don't worry." The assistant recalled the scene in the operating room and said with emotion, "He is a great mother and father."

Lan Hao was still worried, and waited anxiously. After about two hours, Qiao Bin was pushed out.

He kissed his partner's pale cheek: "You have worked hard."

Qiao Bin raised the corners of his mouth in a coma, as if he had a good dream.

Three days later, Qiao Bin woke up.

After waking up, the first thing he did was not to watch the children, nor was he to chat with Lan Hao.

It's fried hair——

I'm going to kill Triton!

Who told me giving birth is not painful!

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