mermaid rude

Qiao Bin is pregnant, and Lin Qing wants to take his daughter-in-law back and take care of her well.

Qiao Bin hesitated for a moment: "Mother and father, it will take three to five years to raise it!"

"Well raised, maybe it will come out in two months." Lan Ye said with a fluke mentality.

"Xiao Bin is so precious." Lan Hao put his arms around his daughter-in-law and put one hand on his flat stomach.

"That's the golden egg!" Qiao Bin smiled and raised his head.After Kong Chen repeatedly assured the emperor and his wife and the young couple that the baby would be fine, Qiao Bin felt relieved.From his point of view, thinking about it for one day is also thinking about it, and thinking about it for three to five years is nothing to worry about!

Under Qiao Bin's pleading, the emperor and his wife allowed him to live in the school first, but they felt uncomfortable, so they had to speak out.Having said that, in order to take good care of Jingui's little mermaid, the emperor and his wife repeatedly told Butler Du to remember to send a chef who is good at mermaid meals to the school.

Before leaving, Lan Ye called Lan Hao away and wanted to talk to him.

Lin Qing told Qiao Bin about his experience of giving birth as someone who had been there.

"Can't do that?" Qiao Bin opened his eyes wide, a little dazed.

"This is what Doctor Mermaid suggested. Eggy has a short pregnancy period, and even a little accident will cause it harm." Lin Qing took Qiao Bin's hand and said earnestly, "For the sake of the baby's health, you must refuse the little mouse's request." beg."

"Uh……"

"Do you remember?" Lin Qing knew that young people were full of energy, and it was the first time for their son and daughter-in-law to taste the sweetness. When the love was hot, it was difficult to control themselves, so he explained it again seriously.

"Well, baby is important." Qiao Bin nodded and sentenced Lan Hao to five years in prison.

On the other side of Lan Ye.

"Really can't do it?" Lan Hao was depressed. He could bear it for three months, but it was three to five years. Many expectant fathers vomited blood for three months. How could he be so miserable!

"It's very difficult for a man." Lan Ye patted his son on the shoulder and said, "But think about it, if you endure it for three to five years, there will be a little mermaid who can call me grandpa, what a bargain!" Huhu, the pink and tender little mermaid, Lan Ye's eyes are shining brightly. Although there was a little accident in the middle, fortunately, in the end, he still walked in the direction he expected.

"Father..." Lan Hao looked at his father who was about to dance, with N black lines drawn on his forehead.

"You can't touch your wife, but it doesn't mean you can't touch others!" Lan Ye winked at his son, and there was something in his words.

"Others?" Lan Hao took a step back when he was startled, and looked at Lan Ye with contempt, "I only want Qiao Bin, and I don't want anyone else."

"When did I ask you to find someone else?" Lan Ye spat at him, and said, "I won't give it to you if you want, Xiao Bin is so kind, can others give birth to a little mermaid for you?"

Lan Hao is speechless, your third sentence cannot be separated from the little mermaid: "Then what do you mean?"

"Come here with your ears." Lan Ye put her mouth next to her son's ears, and said, "Don't there be inflatable mermaids in sex shops? That can't be compared with the real thing, but it's better than using your right hand to solve it."

"what!"

"Hey, I have a good idea!" Seeing that his son was silent, Lan Ye smiled and said, "I'll ask Butler Du to go to XX store to make an inflatable mermaid exactly like Xiao Bin for you."

"Is this possible?" Lan Hao was dumbfounded.

"Of course." Lan Ye shrugged, "Do you still remember? When you were young, you were attached to your parents and didn't let him go to work. After your parents coaxed you to sleep, they put the inflatable mermaid next to you."

Lan Hao recalled that it seemed that there was indeed such a thing, but it seemed that the version was another.

Lan Hao clung to Lin Qing when he was a child, because Lin Qing was the only one with a tail in his family, and he couldn't figure out why he didn't have a tail.Lan Ye lied to him, saying that the fish tail of his mother and father was put on by the fairy when he was asleep.

The second prince was once too much, so he believed it, and wanted to pretend to be a fairy for himself, so he pestered Lin Qing to sleep with him every night.

Lan Ye is 30 years old, the age of a tiger and a wolf. At first, he thought that his precious son wanted a mother, but after a long time, his desire could not be relieved, and he was about to get sick.But as soon as he asked his son to sleep by himself, Lan Hao burst into tears.

Lan Ye wanted a wife and loved his son, so he had no choice but to make an imitation of Lin Qing at the suggestion of Butler Du, and put it in Lan Hao's room to coax his son.

When Lin Qing was holding Lan Hai in his arms, and he had to live as a monk again, Lan Ye knew that the imitation Lin Qing was an inflatable mermaid often sold in sex shops.Butler Du had a good face back then, so he didn't have the nerve to tell him the truth, =. =

After the two parties finished talking, the four got into the car.

"What about your marriage with Xiao Bin?" Lin Qing asked.

"What does Xiao Bin mean?" Lan Hao pretended to listen to his daughter-in-law.

"Ask me?" Qiao Bin didn't really have any idea, but Lan Hao let himself make up his mind and said, "I want the little mermaid to be a flower girl."

"That's a good idea." Lan Ye nodded in agreement, "You guys are still studying, it seems too frivolous to hold a wedding now."

"Well, after you graduate, your parents will send you the most grand wedding in this century."

"Thank you mom and dad."

Back at school again, Qiao Bin's pregnant life officially began.

Life after pregnancy is very different from before pregnancy.

For example, the daily morning exercise can no longer be played.

For example, you should pay attention to raw or cold food when you eat. Qiao Bin doesn't have this concept. Although Lan Hao has read the book "Handbook for Father-to-be" recently, his theoretical knowledge cannot stand scrutiny, and he has only a half-knowledge about it.At this time, Chef Mermaid's advantages were revealed. He would prescribe Qiao Bin what to eat on time and in accordance with the quantity.In order to take care of the mermaid conveniently, the mermaid chef lived on the first floor of the mermaid building and built a small stove inside. Besides him, there were a few assistants inside.

For example, every time he went out, there was always someone to follow him. In order to express his friend's love, Chen Qiao assigned two of his attendants to him.

……

In short, it took him a month to get used to the scattered things.

One day, some friends came to see him.

"Qiao Bin, do you really have eggs in your stomach?" Wang Peng asked bluffing.

"That's right." Qiao Bin said proudly, "It's still a little mermaid!"

"Little mermaid?" Little Douding opened his big round eyes, and immediately took out the paper and signature in his handbag, "Give me an autograph!"

Li Hai didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "The baby hasn't come out yet, how can I sign it for you, and the baby is also egg-shaped when it comes out, and the ball has no hand to hold a pen."

"Qiao Bin's signature!" Xiao Douding stuffed the pen into Qiao Bin's hand, "The little mermaid's handwriting must be as beautiful as Qiao Bin's."

"That's it." Qiao Bin was taken aback.It's just that when he was holding the paper and was about to write, the problem came up, "囧, the baby hasn't been named yet!"

Crowd: ...

"Why didn't you see Zhao Ying?" It seemed that he hadn't seen him since he came back.

"Zhao Ying has dropped out of school." Mentioning Zhao Ying, Wang Peng's smile restrained a little, "It seems that something happened at home."

"Is there any contact information?" Qiao Bin asked. Looking at Wang Peng's appearance, he felt that something bad happened to Zhao Ying's family.Since we are friends, we should help each other.

"His mobile phone can't get through." Wang Peng sighed, "I searched according to the address in his file, and I only know that he sold the house in his hometown."

"I'll ask my senior to check it later!" Qiao Bin said in relief, "He'll be fine."

"That's true." Wang Peng grinned, "That man is a ghost!"

The phone on the desk rang.

"Xiao Douding, can you hold it for me? The senior forgot to bring his phone with him." Qiao Bin was lying on the bed, and it was not convenient for him to get down.

"Yeah." Xiaodouding nodded, grabbed his phone and asked, "Do all the seniors live here?"

"That is."

Everyone thought, this guy's face is considered kind to a certain extent, "that's" endless.

Qiao Bin answered the phone, and it turned out that the courier had arrived.

"I don't know what he ordered." Qiao Bin hung up the phone and said, "I have to go downstairs to get something."

"Give me the certificate, and I'll get it," Wang Peng said.Since Qiao Bin became pregnant, they rushed to do many things for them. There was also selfishness in it. One was out of love for friends, and the other was that they wanted the little mermaid to be sweet and soft and call them uncles after she was born.

Lan Hao had a class just now, and after class, he wanted to call Qiao Bin.After digging out his pocket, he remembered that his mobile phone had fallen into the mermaid building. Anyway, he had to go there anyway. It didn't make much difference whether he called in advance or not.

Lan Hao walked to the mermaid building, just in time to see Wang Peng carrying a large object into the elevator.

The item is quite big, so wait for the next elevator!Lan Hao thought to himself.

Wang Peng's sight was blocked by big objects, he didn't see him, just curious, what did the second prince order?Not heavy, but big enough.

"It's so big." Xiao Douding went to help Wang Peng lift the things aside.

"Take it apart and have a look." Qiao Bin rubbed his palms together, very eager to do it.

When Lan Hao came in, he saw Qiao Bin hugging the imitation Qiao Bin, like twins, and Wang Peng standing beside him, he had the urge to kill him.When will this thing not come, but it will come at this time.

Everyone's eyes were focused on the simulated Qiao Bin, but they didn't pay attention to his arrival.

"Qiao Bin, what is this?"

Qiao Bin just saw the artificial mermaid, jumped off the bed, and hugged her immediately.

"I don't know either! Does it look like me?" Qiao Bin asked.

"Yeah." Xiao Douding nodded, it really seemed that the beautiful eyes and nose were almost made of the same mold.

"It still has a fish tail!" Chen Qiao reached out and touched the fish tail.In this era, fish is a first-class protected animal, so the scales on the simulated Qiao Bin's fish tail are all imitations, not cut from real fish.

Although Chen Qiao is a mermaid and the simulated mermaid is not Qiao Bin himself, Lan Hao is still upset. He overturned his jealousy, walked over, and hugged the two Qiao Bin: "Don't touch me!"

Li Hai smiled, and suddenly glanced at the white paper on the ground, bent down to pick it up: "Here is the instruction manual."

"Let's see, which factory is this made from? It's such a beautiful model. I want to order one too." Wang Peng leaned over his head and said.

"Don't look." Lan Hao was shocked. His fame in the first life must not be ruined by the inflatable mermaid.

Unfortunately, he said it too late. People not only read it, but also read it aloud.

"XX series XX model inflatable mermaid." After reading it, Li Hai read it again and again. After screening, he focused on the last four words, "Inflatable...human...fish..."

Wang Peng poked Xiaodouding: "Is the inflatable mermaid that inflatable mermaid?" When he asked this question, a pink picture unconsciously appeared in his mind.

Xiao Douding blushed suddenly, but he was a student who answered questions well: "Yes."

Chen Qiao covered Li Hai's eyes with his hand: "Don't look at it, look at the president's eye."

"Uh...uh..."

Lan Hao's face was ashen, and he had the urge to throw these people off the stairs.

Chen Qiao is a delicate person, for the safety of himself and his lover, he hurriedly dragged Li Hai to his room.

Xiao Douding and Wang Peng didn't dare to stay longer, and they disappeared without a trace after a while.

"Senior." Qiao Bin's crisp voice sounded behind Lan Hao's ear.

"Here." Lan Hao shuddered and turned around quickly.

"I like it." Qiao Bin put his arms around him and kissed him provocatively, "I want to sleep with him, you can sleep on the floor from now on!"

"No!" Lan Hao wanted to cry, but he couldn't do that kind of thing with his partner anymore, and he couldn't hug him to sleep... How could he be so pitiful!

"Who made you horny?" Qiao Bin rolled his eyes at him, and excitedly hugged his simulated self to bed.

Feeling up and down, I thought, the material of this model is very good, and it is comfortable to touch.

Lan Hao wanted to cry but had no tears, and blamed Lan Ye in his heart.

Father, what kind of idea did you come up with.

I was kicked out of bed by my wife before I enjoyed it!