Super Cursed Spirit Knotweed

Now let me introduce you to the legendary kitchen utensils.

There are eight kitchen utensils in the legend. It is said that if you eat the dishes cooked by eight kitchen utensils together, you will live forever.

Kitchen utensils lose their usefulness if used for purposes other than cooking.

The name of the kitchen knife in Yuzu Yuhito’s hand is [Eternal Spirit Knife], which can restore the freshness of the ingredients. When it is held by the person who chooses the kitchen utensils, the knife will show the "tyrannical dragon pattern", which is now The little green dragon on the knife body.

To sum up the current situation-

1. The ass when chopping Sakata silver is regarded as processing ingredients.

2. Knotweed Yuren was chosen by the legendary kitchen utensils.

Knotabagi Yuhito realized these two points: "..."

Sakata Gintoki, who was also aware of it: "..."

Knotaba Yuhito shook his head before his thoughts drifted further and further away, trying to shake himself out of his mind when he was thinking about whether Sakata Gintoki's ass would become fresher a second ago.

What is more important now is why Sakata Gintoki can turn the ?

Sakata Gintoki also thought of the part that Knoturi Yuuhito could think of.

Therefore, when Yuzu Yuhito walked towards him with a kitchen knife, Sakata Gintoki's first reaction was to get rid of the wonderful connection between his butt and the surrounding transformation.

"I, Yinsang, have been a very ordinary child since I was born. So every part of Yinsang's body is also very ordinary—don't you? Come here!"

The soles of the shoes came into contact with the sewage on the ground and made a "slapping" sound, which echoed in the small bathroom. Sakata Gintoki endured the continuous pain in the wound and yelled loudly, his expression management gradually lost control, and his voice followed the rhythm of the knotweed. Hisohito became sharper as he approached, expressing his despair with every pore on his body.

Knotaba Yuhito blinked, stopped, put down the knife, and raised the palms of both hands towards Gintoki Sakata to signal that he was not malicious, as if he was approaching a kitten, and almost squatted down and called "Mimi, come here" ?.

Sakata Gintoki paused as he struggled and tried to run away, but was chilled by the other party's attitude, he twitched the corner of his mouth and complained: "Brother, can you stop doing this, Yin-sang, I can understand people's words too , how about our language communication?"

"okay."

Knotabagi Yuhito put down his hands as good as he could, and then explained sincerely to Sakata Gintoki:

"I will? Flip the spell—it's some kind of healing skill. After all, the wound is healed first? Let's talk about other things."

……

"Youren, I'm so obsessed with the uncle's ass, why? Why? Don't I? Am I prettier than that uncle? Obviously I was the first..."

"Teacher, don't make trouble?"

Yuzu Yuhito interrupted the troublesome Gojo Satoru with a headache.

Yuzu Yuhito and Gintoki Sakata were walking on the small road to the shop where they bought the Eternal Spirit Knife. The location of the shop was not easy to find. Truth himself was jumping over walls and windows at the time, so I can only point to a general location. Rely on field surveys.

On the way, Knotashi Yuhito was constantly thinking about the mechanism of Sakata Gintoki's assimilation ability in his mind.

He stayed in this world to see if there was a way to eradicate the curse spirit.Now that he saw Sakata Gintoki's assimilation ability, he couldn't help thinking of various cheats.

For example, after assimilating an uncontaminated holy grail, make a wish so that the world will no longer have curse spirits and the like.

Thinking of this, Yuzu Yuhito asked emotionally: "Mr. Gintoki, does Mr. Yinshi have any clues about how he can turn his surroundings into real things?"

Sakata Gintoki shook? He shook his head: "I, Yin-san, worry about the rent every day. I can earn a little money by working. After buying JUMP, strawberry milk and other necessities, I still have to save money to go to school. Steel ball..."

Seeing that the other party was about to make a long speech, Knotabazu Yuren cut in without hesitation: "No? Excuse me, can I make a long story short? I don't? I'm too good at focusing on the key points..."

Gojo Satoru popped out from the belly of the knotweed Yuzuhito, and explained to Yuren seriously: "In short, I didn't have money to buy peripherals before, so I didn't know the meaning, would I? Yes. , this kind of useless adult who is almost 30 years old but has no savings."

"Yin Sang heard it! Angry? Oh!"

Knotaba Yuhito, who might be the only reliable adult male present, rubbed his chin, sighed, and analyzed: "Sure enough, we should start with Mr. Gintoki's unique characteristics..."

"Mr. Gintoki's special point... Well, he used a time machine to travel over here, and he often communicated with readers before, ah! So strictly speaking, Mr. Gintoki is not a Two-dimensional character but a [-] Dimensional characters?"

The other two present put aside the conflict for a while, thought for a while, and somewhat agreed with this statement.

I have to say, this guess is quite reliable.

If this is the case, can it explain the subtle state that Sakata Gintoki is not only assimilated by the world but also assimilated by the world?

The part of being assimilated by the world is easier to explain.

According to the world where Gintoki Sakata was originally in, more than three pages of the plot have passed? The wound on the buttocks and other innocuous details should have been forgotten long ago?

But in fact, although his bleeding has stopped?, but without the treatment of Knothi Yuhito's reversal technique, he still needs to rest in bed for two or three days.

And the part of assimilating the world is just like the one shown in front of you.

The surrounding area is made according to the imaginary Two-dimensional image, broadly speaking, it is within the range of two-and-a-half dimensions, influenced by the magical aura around Sakata Gintoki? ?In the three-dimensional as a figure will never be able to match the value.

In order to prove his guess, Yuzu Yuhito was more passionate than before, took bigger steps, turned around and got lost three times, and finally reached his destination.

The funds provided by the Inukin Group are quite sufficient. Although it is not enough to buy the store directly, it is still possible to buy it for two people.

When paying the bill, Yuzu Yuhito caught a glimpse of several notebooks on the shelf next to them. The cover is very simple, with only one word "book", in two or three fonts, and the cover color is also black and white. It reminds me of the reminder of Mr. Dazai earlier. , Knotweed Yujin casually picked up two books and put them in his arms?

Sakata Gintoki raised his eyebrows, and picked up a copy to read it.

Contrary to what he had imagined, this is indeed just an ordinary notebook. There is not even a ruled line inside, and there is no pure white notebook. I don’t know what it is, but it is quite expensive.

"What? Did your teacher leave homework for you? Do you want to study when you come to the new world? Do you want to write? What? What? A survival guide for the new world? The creator's observation diary?"

Knotweed Yuhito ignored the part about complaining, and while handing the products to the shopkeeper one by one, he took the time to explain: "Mr. Dazai, whom I met earlier, reminded me that it's best to start writing a diary."

"Dazai?" Sakata Gintoki pointed his finger back at the comic shop across the road, "This?" There was a "Bungo Dog Poster" hanging there, and beside it was a huge standing sign of Dazai Osamu in a camel-colored trench coat.

Knotabagi Yuhito stroked his chin and looked up and down the stand, a little unsure? He replied with certainty: "...maybe?"

After hearing this, Sakata Gintoki stuffed the notebook in his hand very naturally into "Knotaceae Yujin's arms", and motioned that he wanted it too, and asked Knotabazu Yujin to help him pay when he paid the bill.

Knotabagi Yuhito didn't say anything, and took it with a good temper.But Gojo Satoru obviously wouldn't let Sakata Gintoki get his wish, and he kept reminding him from the sidelines: "Yourhito has to keep accounts, and debt collection is also one of the essential qualities of a conjurer."

"You are so annoying!"

The two bought a lot of things. Except for the comics and novels of "Bungo O Dog", the rest are basically peripheral products. The paper bags are filled to the brim, with a wide variety of items and a Zanpaku knife inserted diagonally. In the paper bag, most of it was exposed, and at this moment, the knotweed Yuren pinned it under his arm wrongly.

After shopping, Sakata Gintoki began to yell, "Is it possible to live without strawberry milk? Go on", and Knotashi Yuhito received the other party's crazy hint, and handed the other party the credit card offered by the Inujingumi.

After Sakata Gintoki got the card, his tone gradually changed, and after saying a few nasty words like "You are such a good person", he shouted Strawberry Milk and ran away without a trace?.

Knotaba Yuhito shrugged, didn't care, reached out and took out the manga he just bought, and quickly flipped through it.

"Youren~ It's a bad habit to read manga while walking~"

Knotaba Yuhito was flipping through the IF-line manga of "Bungo O Dog", and finally came to the end, deciphering the reason why the IF-line is so different from the main world - that is, Osamu Dazai of the IF-line got the memory of the main world himself, and got Knowing that he is a character in the "book" world, Knotabagi Yuhito suddenly realized something? He shouted loudly.

"Ah! I see!"

The passers-by on the side of the road were startled by the sudden announcement by Knotabazu Yujin? He jumped, subconsciously protecting his heart with the arm holding the phone, and looked at him in bewilderment.

Seeing this, Yuzu Yuhito apologized quickly, and turned to the dark alley at a faster pace, preparing to take a shortcut back to the apartment provided by the Inukane Group.

After confirming that no one was around, Hirohito Kojo continued the topic just now, and explained to Gojo Satoru who was curiously floating aside:

"Have I thought about it carefully? For a moment, Mr. Gintoki and Mr. Dazai can see the teacher should be due to the relatively high latitude."

First of all, Dazai of the Armed Detective Agency, who are both characters in the "story", and Knotabagi Yuhito are at the same latitude.

Dazai Osamu, the leader of the port MAFIA who met with Knotweed Yuren earlier, although the setting in the story is a character in the "book", strictly speaking, he is inferior to Wu Zhenzai and Knotabazu Yuren at the same level One latitude, but since he also has a "story" himself, if it is not clear which one has a higher priority, it can also be assumed to be the same latitude as Knotweed Yuhito and others.

As a character like Sakata Gintoki who "knows the truth of his existence", the leader Jae can barely enjoy some high-latitude privileges as a [-]-dimensional character.

The suppression effect of high latitude on low latitude is obvious.

Just like readers can see substitute messengers when reading comics, in order to facilitate storytelling, readers from the perspective of God can naturally see certain special abilities that are set to be invisible to ordinary people, and Under the conditions required by the plot, it is very natural to understand the language that has never been heard and the code that is completely unknown.

It is the same reason that the two can see Wujo Satoru who is in a special state now.

Then the question comes-

After learning of his parentage, what about the knotty knot Youruhito who has risen to the same latitude?

"Hey, teacher,"

Knotaba Yuhito was holding a pile of comics and peripherals in his hand. The hemp rope handle of the paper bag rubbed his joints red, which is not considered painful. While thinking, his thumb unconsciously rubbed the rough surface of the handle, and his nails Use force to leave light scratches on the upper thread.

"What do you think will happen when I return to the original world?"

The author has something to say: Is there no story about what the book looks like?The setting here is because I don’t know, so I made a few more versions for the sake of making money.

The main plot is always there, I will not write completely useless plots, at most the middle story style changes a bit.

So, the legendary kitchen utensils are useful, guess how I use them.

This world will probably stay for a while, one is to open up for Huzi, and the other is that jjxx has been too aggressive recently, I have to change the outline as soon as he updates (light a cigarette)

感谢在2021-01-2821:51:15~2021-01-3022:18:09期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: the girl who eats dirt will spit out 1 dirt;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 40 bottles for passing readers; 10 bottles for Phantom Feather Sakura; 5 bottles for Golden Beiguo;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!