Super Cursed Spirit Knotweed

The faucet has not been turned off, and the water rushes against the sink, making a rustling sound.

Just now, Sakata Gintoki accidentally kicked over the bucket next to him after being "hit in the gut".Now on the floor tiles of the toilet, a large amount of blood is mixed with the sewage in the bucket, and the color is getting more and more strange. The smell of blood and stinky rags and the pungent smell of disinfection water are intertwined, making people feel nauseous.

Like a sticker bug, Yuuhito Knotaki, who was out of tune with the chaotic scene around him, was staring at Gintoki Sakata's butt in a daze.

A kitchen knife - not the pointed one commonly used in Japan, but a Chinese style kitchen knife with a more rectangular shape - was stabbed at Gintoki Sakata's buttocks.

The handle of the kitchen knife is wrapped with a yellow cotton cloth, and the blade is bluish, and an oriental dragon can be vaguely seen on it. The blade is nearly three fingers wide and has a rounded arc. Knotweed, who has a certain understanding of cooking, is questioning this How did the thing fix on Sakata Gintoki's buttocks, and at the same time spread his thoughts and evaluate it? This knife is probably good for chopping meat.

Sakata Gintoki often suffered strange injuries in his own world, but this was the first time he was assassinated by a throwing knife in the toilet. He held back his breath, endured the pain and yelled loudly:

"Who! Why is there a kitchen knife stuck in Yinsang's ass in the toilet? Where is the murderer!? Are you planning to cook in the toilet!? If you want to add a meal, don't you have a butt?!"

Judging from the amount of bleeding, the man who should have been dying is now screaming and cursing in anger.

Sakata Gintoki was half-bent with one hand on his hip, and half-raised the other hand in the air. He moved slowly towards the wall, trying to find support.

I don’t know if it’s because Sakata Gintoki’s platelets are particularly powerful. The wound seems to be healed in just a few words. At least it doesn’t look like it’s bleeding anymore. The white kimono jacket sets off this point especially Obviously, the red bloodstains were only one mass, and there was no tendency to expand.

After taking two tentative steps, Sakata Gintoki began to gasp slightly. He touched the wound while walking. People who have never hurt their buttocks may not understand the sourness. He immediately gave up moving by himself , turned his head and hooked the knotweed Youren.

"Brother, that little brother with strawberry milk-colored hair, come and give me a hand, Yinsang seems to have seen her dead great-grandmother waving to me..."

Hearing Gintoki Sakata's call for help, Yuzuhiro Yutoki, as if waking up from a dream, gently helped Gintoki Sakata aside as he used to take care of his elderly grandfather.

Sakata Gintoki is covered in cold sweat now, he is trembling? Putting his hands on the wall, with his back to Knotabazu Yujin, he asked Knotabazu Yujin for help in a breathy voice as if he didn't dare to use force:

"Brother, help me pull out the knife."

"Eh? But a wound of this level will bleed profusely if you pull it out, right?"

Knotweed Youruhito hesitated a bit, but anyone with a bit of common sense would know that it is best not to pull out the murder weapon from such a wound, otherwise it is easy to bleed profusely.But Sakata Gintoki didn't care about this. He pressed his forehead against the tiles on the wall, and the dizziness caused by blood loss made him almost unable to stand. After hearing Knotabagi Yuhito's worries, he patiently explained:

"It's okay, haven't you read my 'story'? Now it's the daily chapter, so don't worry, the wounds you get in the daily chapter will be healed in the next page."

"Then I'm sorry, I'll be lighter."

Knotaba Yuhito held down Sakata Gin with his hand to prevent the opponent from moving and causing secondary damage. Feeling the cloth soaked in cold sweat under his hands, Knotaba Yuhito guessed that the opponent's situation might not be as optimistic as Sakata Gintoki said.

Just when Yu Zhang Yuren's other hand was just holding the handle of the knife, outside the door of the bathroom, a female voice who was panting heavily and sounded like she was about to die was getting closer and closer.

"Excuse me, is there? Did anyone see a kitchen knife...?"

Knotabagi Yuhito turned his head to look, and unexpectedly found that he was still a familiar person.

The blond woman in a sweatshirt, Knotweed had seen it by the vending machine earlier, but now that she took a closer look, she turned out to be one of the three idol singers from the underground theater just now.

The blond woman, the truth, feels that her life may be coming to an end.

Truth, Ryo Tachibana, a member of the Backstreet Girls, one of the three unlucky ones who were sent to Thailand that year.

The reasons for appearing in the men's restroom at this time are a little more complicated.

Not long ago, the three backstreet girls who had just finished their performance were forced to seamlessly join the filming of a variety show because of the pressure of Manjiro Inuganeki.

Now Backstreet Girls is still on the rise in their careers, and many of the variety shows they accept are weird, and some of them? Many of the shows themselves are not very well received.

As the saying goes, if you often walk by the river, you can never get your shoes wet.Today's variety shows are particularly wild, and Backstreet Girls was unsuspectingly raided by the show crew in the lounge.

It is said to be a lounge, but in fact the three of them live here directly, so there are indeed? Many contraband that should not appear in the idol lounge are scattered around the corner.

For example, because the incident happened suddenly and there was no time to sort it out, the kitchen knife used to kill the turtle (a gift from fans) earlier was presented in front of the camera.

The host who broke in at that time froze together with the robust guy carrying the video camera behind him, and the atmosphere seemed to be dead for a moment.

The team leader reacted the fastest and blocked the camera, explaining that it was a peripheral purchased to commemorate a certain drama in his childhood. Another team member took the kitchen knife away, and the truth was in charge when everyone found out that they were talking nonsense. Before Badao, I really bought a kitchen knife and came back.

Truth left in a hurry, didn't even go through the door, and turned out of the window as if fleeing, with nothing but the necessary money and a mask and sunglasses to cover up his identity. When he rushed into the handicraft store, the boss Thought she was here to rob.

I can count the number of kitchen knives around me with one hand. The shop looks so dilapidated that I didn’t think it was really there. I didn’t have time to pick it up. Truth picked up a handy knife and checked out immediately after confirming that it wasn’t a real kitchen knife. People, hurry back to the crew.

Truth felt that the last time she ran so fast was when she was hiding from the cops, she walked like flying, three steps in two - if she was still a man, she should have been to the point where she would have been torn.

Maybe the more anxious you are, the more likely you are to make mistakes. Truth fell hard when she was going up the stairs, and the plastic kitchen knife came out of her hand, flying quite fast under the influence of inertia.

Truth, which was stunned, rubbed it and immediately saw red. It will be blue and purple tomorrow, like a knee that has done something improper, trembling? Standing up, he continued to move forward in a state of embarrassment, revealing a tragic death in his back.

Afterwards, she saw a young man with smoky pink hair holding the shoulder of the silver-colored self-rolling man with one hand, and holding the plastic kitchen knife she just bought with the other hand, as if stabbing his ass. There was blood all over the scene, and the scene was extremely bloody.

The long-lost, death breath (?) lingered in the nose, Truth swallowed, and the fingers holding the door frame turned white from the force.

She had heard about this young man named Polygonum cuspidatum from other people.

It is said that this young man has miraculous power, is invulnerable to swords and guns (?), and has a strong murderous aura. If he has not killed a hundred or eighty people, he will not have this level (??).

Inujinki Manjiro has already ordered everyone in the group not to offend the other party. If they get offended by the other party, they must not say that they belong to the Inukane group before they die.The vision in front of the truth was a little blurred, her facial features were wrinkled together, her legs softened and she knelt on the ground suddenly, her knees collided violently with the ground, and she kowtowed and saluted regardless of the stains on the ground.

"Sorry, this is all a misunderstanding! I didn't see anything! This knife is for you? It's just a figure, but please don't..."

Knotaka Yuhito didn't know why the other party was so frightened. He first pulled out the knife according to the plan, and Sakata Gintoki's butt spurted out two small streams of blood like a faucet after the water stopped. Then stop immediately.

After confirming that Gintoki Sakata could stand on his own, Yuzuki Yuuhito took the knife and came to the side of Truth who was still maintaining the posture of Dogezaza, and pulled the opponent up with his free hand, and looked at the knife on his own hand Kitchen Knife, asked with some doubts:

"Manual?"

Truth nodded in trepidation and replied:

"This is a figure of "The Little Chinese O's House". I don't know if you know it, but it is the legendary kitchen utensil."

Of course Knotweed Youruhito knew, Knotabagi Hisohito was out of his mind right now.

Knotaba Yuhito was afraid that he had misunderstood, so he repeatedly confirmed the truth.

Truth is a little confused. She thinks that the plastic kitchen knife can cause such a huge damage because of the special ability of Knotweed Yujin, so she doesn't understand why the other party is obsessed with the innocuous little question of whether it is hand-made.

But human beings' instinct of seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages caused her to just patiently affirm the other party's words over and over again, and even thoughtfully presented the shopping receipt with her.

Holding a kitchen knife in one hand and a receipt in the other, Yuzu Yuhito fell silent.

Therefore, this originally ordinary peripheral toy turned into a real kitchen knife in just a few seconds after leaving the hand.

Knotaba Yuhito held up the legendary kitchen utensils that had just been sharpened with Sakata Gintoki's buttocks before his eyes, stroked the sharp blade, and thought of the effects of the legendary kitchen utensils. Try it to see if it works.

Knotaba Yuhito used the language (or mathematics) teacher to see how he would hit people, and went through the development of the matter in his mind.

Known: The kitchen knife was originally just a plastic peripheral, and it does not have the ability to hurt people.

Passage: Under the influence of when the kitchen knife passed by Sakata Gin, a certain mutation occurred during the stagnation stage.

Result: The surroundings became real objects.

Knotweed Yuren: "..."

If the kitchen knife is fine, then other peripherals...

Knotaba Yuhito turned his head and met the eyes of Sakata Gintoki who seemed to be feeling something.

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