[Tutor] I get beaten up every time we meet

To mums visiting the British Museum,

Your hyperactive daughter visits a zoo that looks like hell.

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"The boat crosses."

"All sauce."

As the boat turned back, I saw a few acquaintances standing not far away.

"Xiaoharu, Yamamoto, Ippei." Funakoshi greeted everyone with a smile, and then a certain child in his arms became unbearable: "Haha, Mr. Lanbo came earlier than you. Mr. Lanbo ate cotton candy and ice cream, lah la la."

"Lan Bo." Hearing a certain voice, Lan Bo shut up obediently.

"Lambo Sauce is here too." Xiaochun's voice became more joyful when he saw a certain little cowboy.

Yamamoto also waved his hand and said, "Ah, the kid from Gang's family is here too."

"Hi, Miss Funakoshi." Ippei saluted very politely.

"Are you also here to visit the zoo today? It seems very unfortunate that the lion ran out, and everyone took refuge outside the park." Funakoshi shrugged, but saw an astonishing phenomenon.

"Really? Wow, it seems very interesting!"

"Lion, it's awesome. Xiaochun has never seen a lion before."

"Yiping is not afraid."

Ah, Chuan Yue lowered her head in frustration, she shouldn't think about these people with normal thinking.

With a light arm, Chuan Yue realized that Lan Bo jumped down, and the little cowherd said to everyone: "Follow Master Lan Bo to defeat the lion."

Seeing the excited expressions of several people present, Funakoshi felt a throbbing pain in his stomach.

The few people walked together, Funakoshi ignored Lanbo who was making up his heroic deeds in front, and turned his head to look at the boy beside him, "Yamamoto, why did you come with Xiaoharu?"

"Because I met Miura when I was watching the raccoons, and I met Ippei when I was watching the monkeys, so we all came together."

"That's okay? Is there really..." Before Funakoshi finished speaking, there was another explosion. Several people rushed towards the explosion place, and Funakoshi sighed and followed with a frown.

The four fallen lions, plus a prison temple, plus almost all the people, the corners of Funakoshi's mouth twitched uncontrollably.

"Yo, it's exaggerated again." The girl is no longer surprised by Yamamoto's idea that everything is a game.

"Gang, we finally met." After the New Year's Eve, Funakoshi also saw that Haru seemed to like Sawada very much, but it seemed that Sawada liked Kyoko, so is this a vulgar love triangle?

Lan Bo also put his hands on his hips, and said proudly: "Ahahahaha, Master Lan Bo is on stage."

"Hello, the weather is fine. It's great that the zoo is here." For the only relatively normal Ippei, Funakoshi said he likes it very much, but the weird hairstyle and short-sightedness are a bit detrimental.

To sum up, Funakshi only came to one conclusion, that is, there will be trouble again, sighed, and said coldly: "Ah, I'm so tired, I really want to go home."

"Everyone is here, even Funakoshi, why?" Ganga exclaimed incomprehensibly, why did her date turn out like this.

Biyangqi, who was on the ground thinking about what the lion should do to make it delicious, looked up when she heard the boy's question, looked at the boy and replied, "It's not why, everyone was called here because of you."

"I called you." The one who heard his voice before seeing him was probably reborn.The baby was once again in stunning style, wearing red shorts, an elephant hat, boxing gloves on his hands, and most importantly, he was standing on the back of a hippopotamus.

Funakoshi covered her eyes, ah, I can't take it anymore, she shouldn't have come out today, now in Funakoshi's mind, reborn is equivalent to troublesome existence, can she just pretend she didn't see anything and go home?She just wanted to take a look at the cute little panda that Answer made, but she didn't see anything and became a babysitter.

"I think you need a pet companion like Lien Antreo." Reborn's words almost made Chuanyue laugh, pet companion?With Sawada's appearance, he should at most be a pet for his friends.

"Haha, I've always thought that Tsuna-kun is suitable for hamsters or squirrels." Kyoko's words can be described as a magic bullet. Funakoshi seems to have seen the tears on Sawada's face, but hamsters are really accurate descriptions.

"However, the A Gang-kun just now feels more...reliable."

"So, anyway..." Before Reborn finished speaking, a lion was thrown onto Zetian's back.

"Hahaha, haha." Everyone almost laughed.

"Don't, don't!" Ah Gang's voice of resistance was drowned in the laughter of the crowd, his eyes caught a touch of lavender, and the boy opened his eyes wide in surprise.

"Eh? Could it be Funakoshi too..." Gang looked suspiciously at the girl who seemed to be lowering her sense of existence not far away. The girl seemed to hate this kind of trouble.

The girl whose name was called twitched her eyebrows, then closed her eyes, and sighed helplessly, "Zawatian, I just wanted to see the animals. You're thinking too much." Then the girl seemed to suddenly Generally looking at reborn who is practicing punching, ah, how can he fix it? I should have thought that this little baby would not let me go so kindly. The promotion of the zoo was definitely placed by him at the door of his house. Precocious little baby! !

"Ah, the only one that was destroyed should be the lion cage. Why is the hippopotamus rhinoceros there?" Hearing Agang's question, Funakoshi rolled his eyes. Really, hippopotamus rhinoceros, how serious are you, young man? ? !

Then seeing reborn talking to Hippo Rhinoceros in a very serious manner, Funakoshi silently looked away, no, absolutely not complaining, too much complaining will become annoying.

"Reborn, do you understand animal language?" Bi Yangqi explained as soon as Zetian finished speaking: "Ala, don't you know? Reborn is the world's authority on insect language and animal language."

No, you have to hold back, you can't complain.

"You can also speak cosmic language and underground language."

"really?"

"fake."

Seeing the brown-haired boy with the lion on his back fell to the ground, Funayue suddenly lost the desire to complain. Perhaps, this is because there are too many complaints and he doesn't know where to complain?

Listening to reborn's explanation, the boat became more and more messy, especially when seeing Lanbo's guilty expression, the girl almost drifted away with the wind. So, do you really understand animal language?

However, in comparison, the girl was even more helpless towards Lanbo. It was only a few minutes since they separated in the end, so how could they cause such a big commotion? !

Chuanyue looks at the sky speechlessly, the earth is too dangerous, God Bump Man, come quickly!

Lan Bo, who did something wrong, ran away quickly, and Yiping chased after him. The two children quickly disappeared.

"I'll go after Lanbo, you guys continue." Funakoshi glanced sharply at the animal in Xiaoharu's hand, hehe, let's dodge first.

Not long after running out, I heard Ah Gang's screams and the phrase "King Cobra!!"

Hey, girls are so courageous these days. In comparison, the courage of teenagers really needs to be improved.

But who can tell her what's going on?Did you come to an amusement park or a zoo?

The giraffe and elephant next to the carousel, the ostrich at the gate, the rhino walking around, the monkey occupying the ice cream stand, and the penguins playing excitedly on the coffee cup.

Hehe, are you dreaming?I must be dreaming!

"Funakoshi, hurry up and play with Lord Rambo."

"Miss Funakoshi, come on, let's play together."

Before he could react, he was pushed onto the coffee cup by two children.

"Wow! Wow!"

"Ahhhh!"

After a few laps, not only Rambo and Ippei, but even Funakoshi fainted.

The girl was walking staggeringly with the two children in her arms, but she didn't expect to be covered by something suddenly, and then she didn't know anything.

When you open your eyes, you can see a completely unfamiliar place.

Ah, I was still in the playground just now, why did I suddenly change, and, this room full of Japanese style, is I dreaming, a dream within a dream?

"Du, what are you doing, the box..." The strange man who pushed the door and entered made Chuan Yue stunned, and the other party was obviously also stunned.

Anyway, let’s apologize first, it’s not good to suddenly appear in someone else’s house, Chuan Yue thought about it, but hesitated when he spoke, what should he say, sir, I suddenly appeared in your room, you don’t want Don't mind, I will definitely be regarded as crazy, but the person in front of me seems familiar, black hair, slanted eyes, slender figure, neat suit, which elite person is it on TV?

Glancing helplessly at the girl sitting on the ground, the young man sneered and said, "A ten-year bazooka? Really stupid."

What a poisonous tongue!Chuan Yue's eyes widened. She probably didn't know this man, but where did this familiar feeling of disgust come from? Also, she really wanted to beat him up now.

"Sir, do we know each other very well?" Chuan Yue asked angrily, really, he looks like a human, but he didn't expect his speech to be so poisonous, what a waste of a good skin.

The man narrowed his eyes slightly, and looked at the girl with a smile, Funakoshi suddenly blushed in disbelief, this man looks really good-looking, is he a model?

The man approached step by step, but Funakoshi suddenly felt uneasy. The man finally stepped into the range of the girl's attack. The latter kicked sideways without hesitation, and at the same time took a defensive posture with his left arm. A man's strength is absolutely proportional to his looks.

The young man just casually turned sideways and shot. Before the girl could fight back, he felt dizzy and dizzy. Finally, he seemed to fall somewhere, and the opponent's hand grabbed his wrist, and his legs were also pinned down by the opponent, unable to move.

The soft touch made the girl immediately understand where she was now, and a reaction flashed through her mind. She was lying on the bed with a strange man in an ambiguous posture.

There was still a slight smile on the corner of the young man's mouth, but that smile was particularly dazzling to the girl. After struggling a few times, he did not move at all. The difference in strength made the girl's eyes almost have a tendency to breathe fire, and the fear in her heart Intertwined with resentment and various emotions, a thin layer of mist formed in the girl's eyes. The young man obviously didn't expect this, and was stunned for a while, but it was this gap that the girl caught, and then broke away from the man. shackles.

"Scumbag!"

Hearing a long-lost address, the young man sighed in his heart, but he still looked at the girl who was trembling with fright but still stared at him fiercely, and a cold voice slowly entered Funakoshi's ears, "I'm sorry, everyone .”

This sentence is not only a negation of what I did just now, but also for the wayward self ten years ago, although I don't know when it all came from ten years ago.

Funakoshi tilted his head in doubt when he heard this sentence, but before he said anything, he felt his body lose weight for a while, and after blinking, he returned to the amusement park, surrounded by Kyoko, Xiaoharu, Sawada, and everyone They were all there, but Funakoshi suddenly had the urge to cry.

Walking over to Jingzi and Xiaochun, the girl tightened her arms, and said in a low voice, "I'm back."

The author has something to say:

Rabbit paper feels that the last reaction of Dujiang in this chapter is the reaction that a normal person should have. If a person goes to a completely strange place and is bullied by strangers, if she can calm down, then how generous is that girl ╮ (╯_╰)╭, the above is just my personal opinion, don’t spray if you don’t like it