[Tutor] I get beaten up every time we meet

To mums visiting the British Museum,

Your hyperactive daughter visits a zoo that looks like hell.

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The winter morning seems to come very slowly. It has clearly broken the boundary of the morning, but the lazy sun still refuses to show up. The air is vaguely filled with the chill of the snow that fell yesterday, but it is almost invisible. White trail.

"Ah~~" Yawning, she came to the door and opened the door. The cold air that hit her face made the girl shiver uncontrollably. She gasped, feeling as if cold water was flowing slowly through her internal organs. .

Walking to the door with both arms folded, the moment her fingers touched the cold body, her brain quickly gave an order to withdraw her hand, and the cold wind blew on her cheeks, causing the girl to shrink her neck.Chuan Yue curled his lips, and originally wanted to go to morning exercises, but in view of the weather conditions, let's forget it.

Thinking of this, Funakoshi turned around to go back to the house, but he glanced at the exposed corner of the mailbox, do you have a letter?

"What, it turned out to be an advertisement." The colorful advertisement in her hand didn't interest the girl, but the words "Zoo" still aroused the girl's interest.

"Shimada-kun, the only little panda in the world, will be exhibited at Bingsheng Zoo." The girl whispered the above sentence, and then the chubby, chubby black and white panda was very cute and meditating in her mind.

Shaking his head, um, Lai Bingsheng hasn't been to the zoo yet, and he hasn't been to any famous stores, so why not go to the zoo today, and then go to other places to make up for what he didn't do before. The corners of the girl's mouth curled up unconsciously, just at that moment the sun came out, and the warm sunlight shone on her body, as if the bad luck and bad mood were dispelled at once, stretching her waist, the girl returned to the room with the advertising leaflet Inside.

The girl changed into a light purple dress today, paired with a long-sleeved half coat, plus stockings and leather shoes, she looked lovely and ladylike.

The girl sitting on the tram looks at the list in her hand with a smile on her face. After going to the zoo, she will go to XX Cake Shop, where there is a limited monthly chocolate puff, and then go to XX Sushi , it is said that the sushi materials there are extremely fresh, and the favorable rate reaches 90.00% [-], and then go to…

The girl who had been concentrating on the list in her hand didn't notice the gradually lewd expression of the middle-aged man sitting beside her.

As if getting an electric shock, the girl moved her body before her brain reacted, grabbed the salty pig's hand on her thigh, and exerted force. The uncle yelled out, and the girl stood up, kicking that ferocious face, everyone on the tram looked at the middle-aged man who flew nearly two meters away, and took two steps back in silence. The girl seemed to be unable to hear the man's screams, and approached step by step with gentle steps with a blank face, and this method was completely like the footsteps of death in the man's eyes, but the pain in the hands and body, the man He yelled inarticulately: "You don't come here, ah, ah, help, come here!"

"Hey, I hate tram idiots the most. When I see them, I can't help but break their bones. Start with my hands, one by one, and slowly break them. Looking at their painful but forbearing faces , You obviously hate it to death but you are powerless to resist it will make your blood boil, so, should I start with your other hand first, or from your shoulder..." The girl's voice was slow and erratic, making people around unconscious I broke out in a cold sweat.

"Garbage." Looking at the man in front of him who had already fainted from fright, Chuan Yue spat out a sentence with disdain, then took out the wet wipes in his bag, wiped his hands, walked straight past the man without even looking at the man, and threw the wet wipes away To the trash can, and found a new seat to sit down.

This little accident didn't affect the girl's mood very much, and the remaining displeasure disappeared when she saw the raccoon.

"It's so cute!" The girl shouted unconsciously. The brown fur looked so soft and smooth, and the patterned tail made it even more cute, but it seemed that they were washing something, chestnuts?

"Ahhhhhhh!" This familiar voice, and the black and white cow jacket, plus the iconic afro, well, the girl knew who it was.

Originally, he didn't want to intervene, because the girl thought it would be troublesome if she got involved with this group of people, but Lan Bo seemed to see the girl, and instead of screaming, she called the girl's name instead.

"Funakoshi! Funakoshi! Funakoshi!" Lan Bo's voice became louder and louder, causing the girl to clenched her fists unconsciously, and people around her were already whispering. For the sake of her own reputation, the girl jumped down helplessly to rescue the raccoon. Out of the blue wave.

The girl took the towel she just bought and continued to wipe Rambo, because after being washed just once, Rambo's body was soaked, and Funakoshi was also very unfortunate to be snatching it. If he didn't save Rambo, he was splashed with water , the girl who didn't care at first didn't expect that she would be wet by this brat.

Finally, Chuanyue, who was shaken by Lanbo again, gritted his teeth and punched Lanbo on the head. Chuanyue said viciously, "Be more honest, kid!" It was too scary, Lan Bo shook and said: "Yes, patience, patience." Then he stopped screaming and moving with tears in his eyes.

After wiping off the water on Lanbo's body and head, Chuan Yue picked up a new towel and began to wipe off the water on his body. Because of the low temperature, the water on the girl's body had become cold and stuck to her body I felt the cold spread to my limbs.

"Ah!" Sneezing, Chuan Yue frowned, then saw the slightly apologetic eyes of Maverick beside him, and sighed, the girl touched Lan Bo's head, and said gently: "This matter is not good. It's Lanbo's fault, Lanbo doesn't need to blame himself."

Seeing the reborn calf in the next second, Funakoshi scorned his overflowing maternal love in his heart.

I went to a nearby convenience store and bought two commemorative clothes. One was put on by myself, and the other was forced to be put on by the calf. In this weather, I had just touched the water, so I should add more clothes, even though the clothes were dusty. scum.

"Hey, Lanbo, be more honest." The fourth time he caught Lanbo who was running around, Chuanyue rolled his eyes, hugged Lanbo, and threatened: "Lanbo, if you run around again, I will kill you!" Use force." The calf in her arms obviously calmed down after hearing this sentence, the girl was a little helpless, if she knew this sentence was so useful, she should have said it the first time Lan Bo ran around, then There will also be no subsequent compensation for the uncle who sold the cotton candy, apologized to the staff who handed out the balloons, and just posed as a model for a certain painter.

But this honesty did not last for a few minutes, and the little cowboy in his arms began to struggle.

"The boat is over, the boat is over, I want to eat ice cream, ice cream!"

Looking at the colorful ice cream on the ice cream cart, and looking at Lanbo fluttering in his arms, Chuanyue squeezed Lanbo's face and said: "After buying it for you, you must be careful not to let it flow on your body. do you know?"

"I know, I know, hurry up and buy it, I want grape flavor, vanilla flavor, honeydew melon flavor, and strawberry flavor!" Squeezing Lan Bo's face hard, Maverick cried out in pain.

"Really, how can you eat so much ice cream? You're not afraid of diarrhea. Just one. Which flavor do you choose?" Funakoshi simply couldn't understand this child. How did Zetian usually educate him?

Lan Bo seemed hesitant after hearing the girl's words, but finally said in a low voice: "Uh, one, um, grape flavor, Master Lan Bo likes grape flavor."

Holding Lanbo in his arms and walking to the car, Funakoshi said to the uncle selling ice cream, "Uncle, give me a grape-flavored ice cream."

The uncle quickly took out an ice cream, and the lavender color looked exactly like the dress Funakoshi wore today.When handing the ice cream to Lan Bo, the simple and honest uncle was full of smiles: "The little girl loves my brother very much."

The arm holding Lan Bo froze, and then gave the uncle a sweet smile: "Yes, he is a very capricious but very cute brother." The girl looked down at Lan Bo who was licking ice cream bit by bit. Bo, a gentle smile reached his eyes.

Within 2 minutes of saying goodbye to the uncle who sold ice cream, Lanbo suddenly raised his head and looked at Funakoshi pitifully, and the girl suddenly had a very bad premonition.

"Lanbo, didn't I tell you not to spill ice cream on your clothes? Ah, I really lost to you." The girl said helplessly while wiping Lanbo's clothes.

"Master Lanbo didn't do it on purpose, it's because the ice cream melted too fast, you idiot Funakoshi." Lanbo kicked his short legs and made a face at the girl. Of course, the price he paid was that the girl beat him severely again. I pinched my face.

Really, how cute is this kid, how could I have such a willful and stubborn kid, it's really not cute.

After finally finishing the clothes, Funayue hugged Lanbo, "You must be honest with me this time, do you hear me?"

"En." The calf in his arms nodded obediently and replied, but Funakoshi felt an inexplicable uneasiness in his heart.

Holding Lanbo and walking to the sea otter viewing place, Lanbo pointed at the animals in the water and shouted: "Ah, Funakoshi, what kind of animals are those, they are so stupid, haha."

"That's sea otters, Lanbo. They eat in a very interesting way. They usually dive to the bottom of the water, pick up the shellfish and stuff them in their stomachs. Then they pick up a stone and swim to the surface. Just float on your back, put the stone on your abdomen, and then use your forelimbs to beat the seashells on the stone until the hard shell is broken, and they can eat the meat inside. Isn’t it interesting? "The girl explained carefully, and after finishing the last sentence, she looked at the calf in her arms, only to find that the place where the calf was originally was was empty at the moment, ah, how could this be? !Where did Rambo go? !The girl soon knew the answer, because in the water, the target of a certain replacement stone was too big, alas, seeing Lanbo's sad look, Funakoshi jumped off the booth again.

"Really, didn't you promise me not to run around?!" The girl said angrily and helplessly after punching Lan Bo on the head.

"I'm sorry, er, er, Funakoshi." Lanbo covered his head and sobbed while apologizing, not knowing whether he was sad because he was really sorry or because he was hit on the head by a sea otter.

Really, if it doesn't work, let's go home, Funakoshi thought, but a notification came from the radio.

"Urgent notice, due to the explosion just now, the cage was destroyed, the lion escaped, it is very dangerous, please take refuge outside the park as soon as possible, repeat the notice, due to the explosion just now, the cage was destroyed, the lion escaped, it is very dangerous, please hurry Take refuge outside the garden."

There was no other way, Chuanyue picked up Lanbo and planned to walk out of the garden, but the voice from behind made the girl stop.

The author has something to say:

JJ has been smoking a lot lately, if the little angels really can’t do it, they can get fat for two days, otherwise the whole chapter only has a few words, this situation is really cruel, touch the little angels