dream master

Xiao Yiming, who has lost his ears, is sitting in the tavern with Captain Lilith, listening to her brother's recent study and life. By the way, her brother's name is Pork Belly.

Fan Yue glanced at him strangely, and asked, "Are you sure it has nothing to do with the pork belly you ate tonight?"

Xiao Yiming spread his hands without any pressure: "It's up to the cook."

Lilith is a very strict sister. Although Pork Belly showed her this year's report card, which was excellent and good, Lilith was still dissatisfied: "I will save money for you to study in the best school. No 'good' can be forgiven. Especially in this social practice, there is only one pass!"

Xiao Yiming took a sneak peek. He was good at sports and mathematics. He whispered to Fan Yue, "I can understand. After all, we can't ask a piece of pork belly to be good at mathematics and sports. Hahaha, sports, is it a test for a piece of pork belly to run?"

It's a pity that none of the people here appreciated his sense of humor. Lilith glared at him with a vicious look, Xiao Yiming immediately fell silent, and sat upright on the chair with a serious look in his eyes, as if he was attending a funeral.

"So this time I plan to do a good job in social practice with my classmates." Pork Belly said solemnly.

"Practice... Your topic is the living conditions of the princesses of various countries, right? This is easy to handle. I know one who lives in a castle in a desert oasis. You have seen the photo. It is on the back of the leaflet." Lilith wiped it with a silk handkerchief. Holding the handle of the whip, he said casually.

"Big sister, big sister, I love you! Please take the princess home!" Pork Belly prostrated excitedly in front of the busty Lolita, hugging her thighs with both hands.

"Fantasy Princess Syndrome." Fan Yue said softly to Xiao Yiming, "He seems to be sicker than you."

"Compared to the deep-rooted hysterical princess disease, what is the little fantasy princess syndrome?" Xiao Yiming said without any pressure.

"The princess's hobby is to do some innocuous business activities. She and her reliable companions jointly started a green business. Occasionally, they do some meat business part-time. It is very cheap and good. She has healthy hobbies, likes moderate exercise, and also likes to drink. Drinking tea and chatting, she is a complete lady, strong, brave, independent, and her life goal is to marry a prince who will definitely become a king." Lilith recalled her meat supplier and said gratefully.

"...I always feel that something is wrong, are we really talking about the same person?" Xiao Yiming murmured.

"If she's referring to the horrible woman who colludes with the evil dragon and runs an underground black heart factory and kills people to sell her corpses, then I think so."

"I once despaired of women." Xiao Yiming slapped his forehead and said with emotion, "A lolita with a tyrant's breasts, a cruel cat-eared girl and a princess with black hearts, no matter how you look at it, I don't think it is suitable to share the same bed for the rest of my life."

"I thought you would be sleeping with me for the rest of your life." Fan Yue said with a smile.

"...Uh, once you accept such a setting, it seems to be full of emotion." Xiao Yiming replied with a half-smile.

"Hey, you two flirting!" Lilith slapped the table violently, and the cups and saucers on the table were all tilted, and Wuhua Rou quickly straightened them up.

"Here!" The two responded to the commander's call in unison.

"Now I give you a task. Take this guy who has never seen a big scene to meet the princess in the king's capital of the Saccharine Empire."

"Sister, this is the capital of the kingdom..." Pork Belly reminded in a low voice.

"That's more convenient. Come on, my sister will take you to meet the princess. You're alive." Lilith grabbed the pork belly's ear and dragged it out.Pork Belly yelled all the way: "The ear is about to fall off, it hurts, hurts, hurts."

Xiao Yiming immediately covered his newly grown ears when he heard the words, with a vigilant expression on his face.

"You two follow!" Lilith turned around and roared.

"Yes!"

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Half an hour later, the four of them stood at the gate of the palace. The three of them in princely attire looked at Lilith blankly and worriedly. Lilith stroked her whip and said lazily, "Just go in and say you're going to propose marriage, understand?"

The three shook their heads.

"It's a bit shabby." Xiao Yiming said, looking at his prince costume with holes in it.

"Is it okay to have no betrothal gift and no accompanying bodyguard?" Fan Yue asked.

"Sister, I'm nervous..." Pork Belly said with a bitter face.

"Promise." Lilith pouted her lips, and patted the dust on the princess dress herself, which was still covered with blood stains from somewhere.

The knights patrolling outside the castle roasted corn on the square and danced around the bonfire holding hands. Fan Yue felt pressure doubled when he saw it from a distance, and he couldn't help asking the people around him: "Is this the royal family in your mind?"

"This...uh, it's very lively, isn't it? And it's approachable." Xiao Yiming said with a guilty conscience, because he had already seen the king with his upper body bare and using a scepter as a baseball bat to play baseball with the queen.

The queen let out a loud cry of joy, the baseball was knocked into the air by the table leg in her hand, and hit the pork belly next to Xiao Yiming with a bang.

"Huh, I thought I was going to be shot, but I feel that my character has improved recently." Xiao Yiming patted his chest with lingering fear and said.

The pork belly lying on the ground was unknown, Lilith screamed: "Brother~~!!!"

"Sister, I didn't..." Pork Belly struggled to open his eyes to comfort her, but Lilith picked up a brick from the ground and slapped it on his head, and Pork Belly fainted again.

"Brother ~ you are dead, how can I let my sister live~!!"

"It seems that something rather shocking happened just now." Xiao Yiming said hesitantly, looking at the blood-stained brick in her hand.

"It's better for you to forget about it." Fan Yue said calmly.

The king and queen came to investigate the situation, and Lilith looked at them with red eyes: "If my brother dies, I will never let you go!"

Fan Yue felt a little strange: "A Chinese curse?"

"Sorry, I don't know what Westerners should say in this situation, probably 'I will be back'?" Xiao Yiming said while pulling his hair.

"And her brother's death is probably her own fault." Fan Yue added.

The king and queen looked at the blood-stained bricks, then at Lilith who was about to burst into tears, and finally the queen said softly: "I'll go to the medical team." The crazy look of baseball.

The king coughed dryly: "We also feel very sorry for such an accident. If possible, we will give you some compensation within our ability. Tell us about your conditions."

Lilith's eyes lit up immediately: "A ton of frozen pork."

Xiao Yiming imitated Lilith's tone and muttered softly: "Excellent."

The fainted Pork Belly woke up slowly, grabbed Lilith's arm and vomited blood in pain: "Sister, I want to marry the princess."

Lilith picked up the brick with a serious face and slapped it again on Pork's nosebleed and unaesthetic face. Lilith put down the brick and wiped the corners of her eyes, then asked the king sadly: "What strange noise did you hear just now?" Is it? I must be so worried about my brother that I have auditory hallucinations."

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