dream master
Chapter 45 The Great Escape
The Saccharine Empire is located in the distant Maltose Bay, which is said to be rich in mermaids.
Leader Lilith was very excited when she learned about it. Xiao Yiming was puzzled at first, but then he had an epiphany under the guidance of the circus members.
Cannibalism has to worry about being caught and shot-although Xiao Yiming doubts whether Captain Lilith really has such emotions-but eating fish is not illegal!
"At worst, let's say that the circus allows wild animals to fish during their free time. It seems to be a fishing ban now." Captain Lilith said with a sly smile, and beat the tree-hugging monkey with a whip. The monkey squeaked. Looking at it, the originally red ass was about to bleed, but for some reason, Xiao Yiming always felt that its expression was very enjoyable...
"Monkey boy, if you don't whip it dozens of times a day, your skin will itch." Lilith put away the whip, took a breath, drank some tea served by Xiao Yiming respectfully, and finally asked him, "Would you like to come?" Is it a shot?"
"Girls can't be so vulgar..." Xiao Yiming immediately took a step back and said nervously.
"Anyway, by the way." Lilith held the whip and flicked it into the air, and there was a crisp snap. Just by hearing the sound, she felt that this person was quite proficient.
Xiao Yiming hesitated for a moment: "May I ask what you mean..."
Lilith replaced answers with actions.
"Aww!" Xiao Yiming ran away clutching his buttocks.Should he complain that this hair really hurts?Well, anyway, I didn’t feel it in the dream, but thinking about the feeling after being hit by a barbed horsewhip, even in the dream, I feel pain in the flesh!
Now it was lunch break, Fan Yue was sitting on a big tree with a piece of dogtail in his mouth, looking relaxed.
That laid-back look made Xiao Yiming suddenly jealous, and he teased him maliciously: "Hey, that dog's tail grass, Captain Lilith asked you if you want to have sex with her, do you?"
"Huh? I'd rather have a fling with you." The knight with the bristlegrass in his mouth said lazily, with a teasing smile on his face.
Xiao Yiming's face turned green, and for a moment he had the urge to ask Captain Lilith for a horsewhip.
But for the sake of his own ass, he should swallow his anger.
The lunch break was over, and the circus continued to march towards the Saccharine Empire. Xiao Yiming frantically took care of the monkeys. The monkeys jumped on his head and slapped him. Xiao Yiming imitated Captain Lilith and slapped them. The monkeys They squealed with joy, pouting their buttocks begging to be whipped, Xiao Yiming closed his eyes in pain, not only women were destroyed in his dream, even animals...
It was a nightmare to see Lei Bao and Maverick rolling around outside the carriage, and Captain Lilith's insolent laughter.
The tendency of this world to be gay is getting more and more serious, and Xiao Yiming begins to suspect that this is his own problem.
So he is really a potential GAY?No wonder women are so fierce, maybe he is a bit afraid of girls in nature, after all, he has too little contact.
On the road for several days, they chopped up the robbers—the lying corpses were fed to the meat, and they performed performances—the money they earned was for the meat, and they hunted game—the meat was handed over, and the wild vegetables were used for their own use. Now they Finally arrived at the destination Saccharine Empire.
Standing under the city wall, a huge shadow passed over his head, and pieces of paper like snowflakes floated down.
Xiao Yiming picked up one, it was the princess's request for help, with a photo attached on the back, several young people around eagerly wanted to become dragon slaying knights, and the old man who was sweeping the floor was sweeping up the waste paper on the floor with disgust. , The garbage truck behind him was already full of white paper.
"For the sake of the princess, let's go!" One of the boys with colorful hair raised the long sword in his hand and shouted.
Captain Lilith just came out of the carriage, slapped the horsewhip with his hand, and the boy who was knocked to the ground fell to the ground with his legs hugged, ouch, ouch, ouch.
"I can't even dodge the whip of my old lady, and if I go, I'll be a butcher. Why don't you break your legs now! So that you can give up!" Lilith sneered with her hands on her hips, and swung the whip again.
"Big, big sister? Why are you here?!" The rainbow boy on the ground rolled up and hugged Lilith's thigh, smiling obsequiously.
"There's been a shortage of meat recently, so I'm here to fish." Lilith said lightly.
"Sister, have you changed your sex?" The boy asked in horror.
"Transgender? Even if I go to transgender, I won't be transgender. Don't dream! Say, what are you doing here when you don't study hard in the United States of Coke and Milk?!" Lilith asked the boy with a ferocious face, picking up the boy's ear.
"Oh, oh, it hurts so much, big sister, please forgive me, I definitely didn't come out to play, the school has to do social practice, and my classmates and I came to investigate the living conditions of princesses from various countries." The boy with colorful hair begged for mercy with a bitter face.
With a soft click, the boy's ears fell off.
"My ears, my ears!" the boy cried bitterly, covering his bleeding cheeks.
Lilith dropped the ear casually, and the Maverick behind him ate the ear with a single leap.
Xiao Yiming came down in a cold sweat, grabbed Fan Yue's arm and whispered, "I didn't expect her to be so cruel that she wouldn't even spare her own brother."
Fan Yue patted his head and comforted him, "Don't worry, it doesn't matter if we lose an ear, it will grow back soon."
The rainbow boy with one ear covered his injured ear and wept. Several boys of similar age stood hesitantly in the distance and did not dare to go forward. It seemed that they were afraid of the power of the chest loli and held back.
"Sister, what can I do if I lose my ear? I won't be able to get a daughter-in-law in the future." The boy cried and howled.
"It's so noisy, lack of ears is nothing, as long as you are handsome and perverted and lack of eyes, there will be people crying and asking to marry you." Lilith said impatiently.
"But sister, I don't want to be called an ear."
The young man cried sadly, Lilith frowned, jumped off the carriage, strode up to Xiao Yiming and examined him.
"Are you satisfied with this?" Lilith asked the boy while tugging at Xiao Yiming.
The young man wiped his eyes that were red from crying and looked coyly: "This one, although she looks good, but I, I, I... I still like the one next to me."
Fan Yue who was standing next to Xiao Yiming felt a lot of pressure.
Lilith looked Fan Yue up and down, her delicate eyebrows furrowed immediately, as if she was thinking whether to feed him to Thunder Leopard or Maverick.
"Tuan, group leader?" Xiao Yiming said cautiously.
Lilith tore off a piece of ear from behind his cheek and threw it to the boy: "Here, sew it on yourself."
Xiao Yiming was stunned for a long time before he realized that he had lost an ear. Although he didn't feel any pain, the blood like ketchup was still flowing.
"Sister, what I lost is my right ear." The boy was at a loss while holding his ear, and Lei Bao approached him ferociously, and snatched away his ear.
So Xiao Yiming didn't keep his ear on the other side either.
Compared to Captain Lilith, the princess is a scum with only five combat powers!What is the princess, it is just a dungeon boss, no matter how cruel it is, it will not come out to harm the people, and the leader is a wild boss, who randomly appears and moves around, beats passers-by by himself, catches people, and more The perverted thing is that he will go to the city!There is not even a safe zone!
Her ferocity has surpassed that of the cat-eared girl who once cast a shadow over Xiao Yiming.
The leader is fierce.
Leader Lilith was very excited when she learned about it. Xiao Yiming was puzzled at first, but then he had an epiphany under the guidance of the circus members.
Cannibalism has to worry about being caught and shot-although Xiao Yiming doubts whether Captain Lilith really has such emotions-but eating fish is not illegal!
"At worst, let's say that the circus allows wild animals to fish during their free time. It seems to be a fishing ban now." Captain Lilith said with a sly smile, and beat the tree-hugging monkey with a whip. The monkey squeaked. Looking at it, the originally red ass was about to bleed, but for some reason, Xiao Yiming always felt that its expression was very enjoyable...
"Monkey boy, if you don't whip it dozens of times a day, your skin will itch." Lilith put away the whip, took a breath, drank some tea served by Xiao Yiming respectfully, and finally asked him, "Would you like to come?" Is it a shot?"
"Girls can't be so vulgar..." Xiao Yiming immediately took a step back and said nervously.
"Anyway, by the way." Lilith held the whip and flicked it into the air, and there was a crisp snap. Just by hearing the sound, she felt that this person was quite proficient.
Xiao Yiming hesitated for a moment: "May I ask what you mean..."
Lilith replaced answers with actions.
"Aww!" Xiao Yiming ran away clutching his buttocks.Should he complain that this hair really hurts?Well, anyway, I didn’t feel it in the dream, but thinking about the feeling after being hit by a barbed horsewhip, even in the dream, I feel pain in the flesh!
Now it was lunch break, Fan Yue was sitting on a big tree with a piece of dogtail in his mouth, looking relaxed.
That laid-back look made Xiao Yiming suddenly jealous, and he teased him maliciously: "Hey, that dog's tail grass, Captain Lilith asked you if you want to have sex with her, do you?"
"Huh? I'd rather have a fling with you." The knight with the bristlegrass in his mouth said lazily, with a teasing smile on his face.
Xiao Yiming's face turned green, and for a moment he had the urge to ask Captain Lilith for a horsewhip.
But for the sake of his own ass, he should swallow his anger.
The lunch break was over, and the circus continued to march towards the Saccharine Empire. Xiao Yiming frantically took care of the monkeys. The monkeys jumped on his head and slapped him. Xiao Yiming imitated Captain Lilith and slapped them. The monkeys They squealed with joy, pouting their buttocks begging to be whipped, Xiao Yiming closed his eyes in pain, not only women were destroyed in his dream, even animals...
It was a nightmare to see Lei Bao and Maverick rolling around outside the carriage, and Captain Lilith's insolent laughter.
The tendency of this world to be gay is getting more and more serious, and Xiao Yiming begins to suspect that this is his own problem.
So he is really a potential GAY?No wonder women are so fierce, maybe he is a bit afraid of girls in nature, after all, he has too little contact.
On the road for several days, they chopped up the robbers—the lying corpses were fed to the meat, and they performed performances—the money they earned was for the meat, and they hunted game—the meat was handed over, and the wild vegetables were used for their own use. Now they Finally arrived at the destination Saccharine Empire.
Standing under the city wall, a huge shadow passed over his head, and pieces of paper like snowflakes floated down.
Xiao Yiming picked up one, it was the princess's request for help, with a photo attached on the back, several young people around eagerly wanted to become dragon slaying knights, and the old man who was sweeping the floor was sweeping up the waste paper on the floor with disgust. , The garbage truck behind him was already full of white paper.
"For the sake of the princess, let's go!" One of the boys with colorful hair raised the long sword in his hand and shouted.
Captain Lilith just came out of the carriage, slapped the horsewhip with his hand, and the boy who was knocked to the ground fell to the ground with his legs hugged, ouch, ouch, ouch.
"I can't even dodge the whip of my old lady, and if I go, I'll be a butcher. Why don't you break your legs now! So that you can give up!" Lilith sneered with her hands on her hips, and swung the whip again.
"Big, big sister? Why are you here?!" The rainbow boy on the ground rolled up and hugged Lilith's thigh, smiling obsequiously.
"There's been a shortage of meat recently, so I'm here to fish." Lilith said lightly.
"Sister, have you changed your sex?" The boy asked in horror.
"Transgender? Even if I go to transgender, I won't be transgender. Don't dream! Say, what are you doing here when you don't study hard in the United States of Coke and Milk?!" Lilith asked the boy with a ferocious face, picking up the boy's ear.
"Oh, oh, it hurts so much, big sister, please forgive me, I definitely didn't come out to play, the school has to do social practice, and my classmates and I came to investigate the living conditions of princesses from various countries." The boy with colorful hair begged for mercy with a bitter face.
With a soft click, the boy's ears fell off.
"My ears, my ears!" the boy cried bitterly, covering his bleeding cheeks.
Lilith dropped the ear casually, and the Maverick behind him ate the ear with a single leap.
Xiao Yiming came down in a cold sweat, grabbed Fan Yue's arm and whispered, "I didn't expect her to be so cruel that she wouldn't even spare her own brother."
Fan Yue patted his head and comforted him, "Don't worry, it doesn't matter if we lose an ear, it will grow back soon."
The rainbow boy with one ear covered his injured ear and wept. Several boys of similar age stood hesitantly in the distance and did not dare to go forward. It seemed that they were afraid of the power of the chest loli and held back.
"Sister, what can I do if I lose my ear? I won't be able to get a daughter-in-law in the future." The boy cried and howled.
"It's so noisy, lack of ears is nothing, as long as you are handsome and perverted and lack of eyes, there will be people crying and asking to marry you." Lilith said impatiently.
"But sister, I don't want to be called an ear."
The young man cried sadly, Lilith frowned, jumped off the carriage, strode up to Xiao Yiming and examined him.
"Are you satisfied with this?" Lilith asked the boy while tugging at Xiao Yiming.
The young man wiped his eyes that were red from crying and looked coyly: "This one, although she looks good, but I, I, I... I still like the one next to me."
Fan Yue who was standing next to Xiao Yiming felt a lot of pressure.
Lilith looked Fan Yue up and down, her delicate eyebrows furrowed immediately, as if she was thinking whether to feed him to Thunder Leopard or Maverick.
"Tuan, group leader?" Xiao Yiming said cautiously.
Lilith tore off a piece of ear from behind his cheek and threw it to the boy: "Here, sew it on yourself."
Xiao Yiming was stunned for a long time before he realized that he had lost an ear. Although he didn't feel any pain, the blood like ketchup was still flowing.
"Sister, what I lost is my right ear." The boy was at a loss while holding his ear, and Lei Bao approached him ferociously, and snatched away his ear.
So Xiao Yiming didn't keep his ear on the other side either.
Compared to Captain Lilith, the princess is a scum with only five combat powers!What is the princess, it is just a dungeon boss, no matter how cruel it is, it will not come out to harm the people, and the leader is a wild boss, who randomly appears and moves around, beats passers-by by himself, catches people, and more The perverted thing is that he will go to the city!There is not even a safe zone!
Her ferocity has surpassed that of the cat-eared girl who once cast a shadow over Xiao Yiming.
The leader is fierce.
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