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Day 97 of Chapter 97 Launch
Youkexin's ice cream has been selling very well in the past two days. In summer, people's hearts are impetuous, so it's time to cool down physically.
"Recently, many important people have come to Youkexin. The annual auction is really lively." The aunt who sells ice cream said, "Come on, customer, please take your apple flavor."
"There are a lot of fruit pieces, thank you." The black-haired young man with white bandages wrapped around his forehead nodded politely. He took a bite of the ice cream covered with jam, and his eyes swept across the street naturally.
No pursuers, no ambushes.
Kurolo Ruxixi is on the seventh day of being hunted down.
He covered the reverse cross tattoo on his forehead with a bandage, looked down at the familiar forum interface on the phone, and wiped a corner of the screen with his thumb: "The location in the hunter forum has not been updated."
The line of sight cast from the sky like the pupil of a god suddenly disappeared, and the hunters who took positioning as their platform of action were leaderless for a while. Kuroro took advantage of the chaos and mixed into the huge tourist team of Youkexin, like a drop of water into the ocean, lost trace.
"Is it because the auction is about to start that I gave up all of a sudden?" Ku Luoluo thought while walking on the streets of Youkexin with ice cream.
There are no gratuitous actions, karma and reincarnation are all in the inadvertent thread.
Youkexin is the largest auction city on the Hunter Continent. Every year, countless rare treasures are gathered here by people, creating an extremely prosperous and prosperous scene here.
Under the blooming flowers, earthworms run rampant in the soil.
Not only tourists and millionaires, gangsters from all over the world will gather in Youkexin on the annual auction day, not only to participate in the auction, but also to discuss the distribution of gangland sites and resources in the coming year.
The ten most powerful leaders of gangs are the leaders of gangs in ten regions of the six continents. They are called "ten old men". They are the organizers of this auction that is attracting worldwide attention.
"Ten old men are stationed in Youkexin, and their psychic team 'Yin Beast' should also come to Youkexin." Kuroro threw the ice cream into the trash can, and wiped his fingers carefully with a paper towel.
There is a delicate balance between the Hunter Association and the gangs. Many bounty hunters make a living as bodyguards of the gangs. When he settled in Youkexin, he blatantly caused disturbances on the streets.
Ku Luoluo is safe for the time being, as long as he does not leave Youkexin.
"It's like a well-planned game."
Kuroro looked up at the gray-blue sky, and the heavy gray clouds half-covered the whole city, just like the red shadow in his heart.
The pursuit of swords, lights, swords and shadows is the chess pieces randomly scattered around the chessboard by the chess players. The hands covered by the mist in the sky pull the puppet lines on countless people. The thin black lines converge towards the center of the chessboard, and finally lock the trapped beasts to a corner. .
From Kuroro's first step into Youkexin, he is being led into the abyss step by step.
"Being a spider but being trapped in a spider's web is unpleasant." Kuroro's figure disappeared around the corner.
He will not let the people behind the scenes get what they want. Even if the minions are pulled out, the beast is still terrifying.
"It seems that he has noticed it." Osamu Dazai stood in front of the window, overlooking the entire Youkexin City from top to bottom.
"Kurolo has changed his image." Ling Ling looked further away, "His liquid ore earrings were taken off, and the tattoo on his forehead was also covered by a bandage...the bandage..."
She frowned, realizing that something was wrong.
"Black hair, a bandage on the forehead, the smile of an arsonist..." Ling Ling counted on her fingers, "No, this wave hit the character set!"
It’s not good, as long as you change your hairstyle, hair color and eye color, it’s equivalent to changing your personal Two-dimensional. Hitting three elements in a row is enough to make the audience confuse their character settings, and automatically make up the settings of half-brothers with half-fathers and half-mothers !
Don't be like this, Dazai Osamu is a Japanese name, and Kuroro Rushiru is a foreign name, even if they both speak Japanese, they are not from the same world!
Hearing Lingling's words, Osamu Dazai showed a distressed expression of swallowing bitter gourd: "Lingjiang, don't tell ghost stories in broad daylight, he is obviously copying my idea."
Is it bad to use a hijab to cover a tattoo?Do you have to choose the same bandage as him, and wrap yourself up as a disabled person in order to deceive the little girl's sympathy?
Zero Zero: Don’t you?
Osamu Dazai: I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense.
"There is no harassment from the pursuers, what is he going to do next?" Lingling rested his chin with one hand, watching Kuroro in the surveillance put on a handsome suit and dress himself up nicely, looking like an ignorant kid who wanted to meet in the street. The appearance of a girl.
"Of course I'm going to find myself a scapegoat." Osamu Dazai sneered, "There is no one around to use, so I indirectly use other people's people. The natural appearance advantage is there, and I will make up a touching and miserable family background for myself , is it not easy to cheat girls?"
Ling Ling: Got it, Kuroro is going to find the rich woman and sister to support him.
I can't tell, young man, you look like the leader of your boss company on the surface, but in private, you are also a "rich woman, hungry, hungry" skilled worker.
"You can't let my little sister be deceived by this kind of scumbag!" Lingling felt a sense of responsibility, and she and Osamu Dazai looked at each other.
After confirming the eyes, it is someone who wants to do something.
Kuroro strolls through the streets of Youkexin.
The black hair that has been combed into a big back with hairspray all the year round is messy and scattered. Ku Luoluo is ten years younger, just the age that can make girls blush and heartbeat.
The ominous reverse cross tattoo on his forehead was covered by a bandage, and his sickly aura added a bit of distressing color to him, and the book in his hand made people's favorability soar.
Boys who love to read are gentle and polite, in line with the image of a modest gentleman in every girl's heart.
It's a pity that the person under that delicate skin is not a gentleman, but a devil.
"Which gangs recruit temporary workers?" Kuroro walked into the hunter's mission office, he naturally released his mind pressure to verify his identity, and the proprietress pointed to the screen next to him to choose by himself without looking up.
The hunter mission only cares about mind pressure and commission. They are responsible for connecting the bounty hunters with the gangsters in order to maintain Youkexin's motley network of influence.
With the auction just around the corner, the demand for bodyguards from major forces surged. Kuroro glanced at them, skipping over all the male employers.
He is still better at deceiving little girls. Compared with gang bosses who have confidantes and are difficult to break into the core in a short time, he can be promoted faster under the hands of a young lady who only relies on his own mood to act willfully.
In the past, Kuroro would definitely choose an employer who could bring him into the auction, but now it is different from the past, and he keeps a low profile for the time being.
"The eldest lady of the gang-gang family from the Republic of Batokia needs a personal bodyguard. Hunters who can speak well and make the eldest lady happy are preferred..."
The Republic of Batokia is a country that dominates the Hakkas, and the local gangs are much weaker than other countries.Looking at the priority requirements again, instead of finding a bodyguard for the eldest lady, it is better to find a nanny who can play with her.
"The salary is not much, but it includes food and housing." Kuroro covered his mouth and thought for two seconds, "It's okay, just take away all her family property before leaving."
Thieves do not leave empty space, come and go, he must take something to go.
Kuroro glanced at the job fair address and came to a remote villa.
"In the suburb of Youkexin, she is indeed a gang-gang lady whose family is not too rich." Kuroro rang the doorbell, and an old butler with a cane limped over to open the door.
"Mr. Hunter, who is here to apply for the job?" The old butler struggled to lead Kuroro inside, "Sorry, Missy hates crowded places, and there are very few servants at home."
"It's okay." Kuroro smiled friendly, "I don't mind."
He didn't really come to be a bodyguard, and it would be easier to have fewer servants.
"Great." The old butler breathed a sigh of relief, "That means you can cook for yourself, right?"
"?" Kuroro slowly put out a question mark, don't you all have food and shelter?false promotion?
"We do cover food and shelter." The old housekeeper said with a matter of course, "Our eldest lady is a fairy who grew up drinking snow mountain dew and eating rose petals. She doesn't smell a little bit of oil, and she can't open a fire in the kitchen."
The old butler looked Kuroro up and down: "Young master, I think you have an extraordinary temperament, and you must be as immortal as our eldest lady. You can't be more stable in this recruitment, trust me!"
"... I would like to borrow your good words." Kuroro couldn't help but wonder if he was tricked by the black-hearted boss.
But he, the head of the phantom brigade and a super-high-risk A-level wanted criminal, resigned because the company didn't include meals. Wouldn't it be embarrassing to say it?
But eating is really important, don't you need to eat when they are wanted?
"Young man, go inside, the eldest lady is in the innermost room." The old butler opened the door for Kuroro, "Don't worry, there is a servant to guide you."
Kuroro swept across with his thoughts, and except for the living body farthest away from him, there were only seven servants in the house, which was indeed very shabby compared to the ostentation of other young ladies.
The door lock fell, and the old butler stood at the door listening to Kuroro's footsteps gradually leaving.
Slowly, the wrinkled skin of the old butler's orange peel, like melted chocolate, seeped into the red carpet at the door along with the crutch in his hand.
There were tiny ripples on the thin carpet, and after a while, everything returned to tranquility.
[R. Greeting Tumbler]: The lonely tumbler longs for the arrival of new guests, and the guests welcomed by him have no way of turning back before stepping on the carpet.
Even if Kuroro really turned around and left because of the problem of board and lodging, he couldn't step back. He had to go all the way to the carpet at the door to turn back.
A useless prop, the only advantage is that the tumbler is quite talkative, no different from a living person.
"Welcome, guest, the lady is waiting for you in the innermost room." A dwarf in a red tie bowed to Kuroro.
Kuroro lowered his head to see the top of his head, the dwarf's height was less than his waist.
Behind the red-tie dwarf, six matryoshka-like shorter dwarfs wearing orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple ties showed bright smiles.
The head of the shortest one only reached Kuroro's knees, and he suspected that he would trample him to death if he didn't pay attention.
[R·Seven Goblins in Baixue Forest]: Hospitable dwarves who have no merits other than enthusiasm and eat tree fruits.Talkative, able to ask guests eighteen generations of ancestors in a 10-minute conversation.
"Hello." Kuroro became more and more determined about the poor personality of the young lady.
How poor is it that you can't even recruit a normal servant, relying on the old, the weak, the sick, and the seven dwarfs to save face!
"She won't default on my salary, will she?" Kurolo couldn't help thinking, "You want me to work for nothing?"
Kuroro selectively forgot his plan of trying to deceive the little girl with her beauty to make her lose everything, and deeply condemned the black heart of the capitalist.
Kuroro has decided, no matter whether the salary is paid or not, he will copy this family.
He didn't come to break up the family, he came to rob.
"Tut duk." Kuroro knocked on the door of the eldest lady's room.
"Please come in." A soft female voice came from inside the door. Just by listening to the voice, Kurolo could imagine what the old butler said about "a fairy who grew up drinking snow-capped dew and eating rose petals".
Weak and irresponsible, a weak person who will wither and die if left like a dodder flower, Kuroro is not one of the most deceitful people in his heart.
He naturally lowered his voice, with youthful and refreshing mint breath pouring from his lips and teeth: "Miss, I am the guard who is here to protect your safety."
A girl in a colorful kimono sat on the floor-to-ceiling window sill, her smooth toes swaying leisurely, and the black and gold thread on the sleeves showed a gorgeous and coquettish ghost pattern.
Kuroro looked up and saw a stunning face.
Pale but not thin, his fair skin could vaguely see blue veins under the sun, his rosy lips looked like blood that had been wiped away, and his black eyes were translucent and crystal clear.
This person alone is enough to be called a treasure.
The crimson heart hidden in Kuroro's arms suddenly glowed red, and it sensed a bad signal.
Beauty can be covered by more beauty.The beauty of gems is inhuman coldness and eternity, but the girl in front of her has both human agility and inhuman indifference. The contradiction is amazing enough to conquer everyone's aesthetics.
The thought power in Kuroro's heart swelled, he came back to his senses, and showed a gentle smile to his employer: "I'm here to apply for your guard, what should I call Miss?"
"Me?" The girl laughed, her voice was light and lively, "I'm Lingling, you can call me whatever you want."
When she laughed, that indifference suddenly disappeared, from being extremely difficult to get close to being very easy to get close to.Kuroro found that he didn't seem to bother to get closer, Ling Ling was not a character who refused to be thousands of miles away.
On the contrary, she is very talkative and never cold.
"It's great to have someone apply for the job." Lingling sighed, "Because everyone goes to the auction, only I came to Youkexin for a friend's party. Bounty hunters prefer to deal with gangsters Right? It looks like the salary will be much higher."
"Why?" Kurolo said politely, "The reward is directly proportional to the risk. I don't like too dangerous jobs."
But it is true, your salary is so low, it is normal that no one applies for the job, he thought to himself.
"I thought the board and lodging package would make everyone's heart flutter." Lingling seemed embarrassed but said confidently, "I'm really sorry, Mr. Ku Luoluo, the ingredients here are only snow water, petals and berries, please don't be polite, I want to eat Anything is fine."
Excu color me?Sound like he had a choice?
"We fairies all eat this." Lingling opened his eyes and said nonsense, "Mr. Ku Luoluo must be very good at understanding me, right?"
Artificial intelligence does not need to eat, do you want to compare endurance with her?Innocent.
"...Of course." Kuroro smirked, "Fairies always have privileges."
What a shameless girl, is your good looks the reason for your wanton behavior?
"I will take care of three meals by myself," Kuroro didn't want to continue the topic of fairies with Ling Ling, he was afraid that she would come up with a golden sentence "You are a human being, and you are not worthy of being friends with our fairies".
He was afraid that he couldn't help but pat the fairy into a cake.
After chatting with Ling Ling for a while, Kuroro felt that the heat was almost ready.He sincerely raised his eyes and looked at Ling Ling, two pairs of similar black eyes collided, Kuroro saw himself in those inorganic eyes.
"Am I hired by you?" he asked softly.
Looking at each other for 30 seconds will create the illusion of being in love. Ku Luoluo is very confident in his face, and there is no girl in Youkexin who he can't hold.
"?" Ling Ling gave Kuroro a strange look, as if he was talking nonsense, "Of course. Up to now, you are the only one applying for the job, and no one is competing with you."
It sounds like she has other options, why are men so hypocritical nowadays?Wouldn't it be nice to be a little more frank and show the joy of getting out of unemployment and finally finding a job?
Lingling felt that she was really kind, and if a bad-tempered young lady listened to the scumbag's indecisive hints, she would have drawn a knife and stabbed him to the point of chills.
Kuroro: Is this line not in my script?
He didn't give up, Kuroro's mouth was inadvertently bent down 5°, his eyes were melancholy and gentle, as if he was heartbroken by this gray-blue sky, and the sadness inside flowed like a river.
At this time, according to the script, the kind-hearted and ignorant girl in front of him should show a distressed and curious expression, and gently ask him what happened.
He made up another set of soul-stirring, miserable and impeccable past, set up a beautiful and strong miserable person, and the successful CG of the strategy is proper.
Ah~ He is really an excellent arsonist with perfect professional ability!
"Your stomach hurts?" Lingling looked at Kuroro with concern as she wished, and she asked softly, "Is it hepatitis A or hepatitis B?"
"We provide board and lodging but not medical insurance." Lingling said seriously, "You've met the wrong person."
Innocent human beings, how dare they play tricks in front of Porcelain experts?If Ling Ling was blackmailed by him for a penny, she would write her name upside down!
Kuroro looked up in disbelief: Are you serious?Pretty boy is sad, you only have medical insurance reimbursement in your mind?
He endured and endured, and finally asked the doubt in his heart:
"Miss Lingling, what do you think of my looks?"
This is wrong, Kuroro thought, when has his sex-seduction technique encountered Waterloo?The beauty of Meteor Street Street Flowers will never give up easily!
You can fear him and hate him, but you can't say he's not good-looking!The dignity of one of the three beauties of the hunter cannot be slandered!
Hearing Kuroro's question, Ling Ling seriously lowered his head to look at Kuroro's face.
— can’t see anything.
A group of figures in human form, Lingling can see that he has been staying up late recently and needs to replenish water frequently. His skin condition is not good and his hands have a lot of bacteria, so he needs to wash his hands and apply toner frequently.
As for other information... Is it too embarrassing for her little AI?
How does she know if you look good or not?Don't all people look alike?Don't compare yourself too much.
If it was Osamu Dazai who made unreasonable troubles in front of Lingling, she would have 108 ways to coax the cat along her hair, and play a perfect HE ending while avoiding the facts.
But now it is Kuroro who is making trouble for no reason and deliberately embarrassing Lingling.
Is she obliged to tolerate his willfulness, make him happy, and maintain his man's self-esteem?
No, tan90° does not exist.
Lingling is an honest AI, she doesn't like to lie unless necessary, Kurolo wants an answer so sincerely, Lingling should tell the truth.
"Ten." Seeing the girl ponder for a while, Kuroro said seriously, "Your bone structure is pretty nice and strong."
"Bone...structure?" Kuroro suspected that his ears were ringing.
Are there so many advantages in him that she can't boast enough?Why are you talking about the skeleton?It sounds like she can see it, hilarious.
Ling Ling: I can see it, do you despise my sharp eyes like X-rays?
"She may be too shy. Girls in this grade are always shy when facing the opposite sex." Kurolo found a reason to comfort himself.
He is very confident in his appearance. Isn't it praise for his good-looking frame that he has a good figure?This lady's reserved and wild style of language and painting is really unique.
"Is the full score [-]?" Kuroro smiled reservedly, "Missy praised you."
"Huh?" Lingling tilted her head and said calmly, "No, I like the hundred-point system."
It's very friendly, you're welcome.
The author has something to say: Zai: Forgive me for laughing unkindly.
Lingling: Don’t all people look the same? (at a loss)
"Recently, many important people have come to Youkexin. The annual auction is really lively." The aunt who sells ice cream said, "Come on, customer, please take your apple flavor."
"There are a lot of fruit pieces, thank you." The black-haired young man with white bandages wrapped around his forehead nodded politely. He took a bite of the ice cream covered with jam, and his eyes swept across the street naturally.
No pursuers, no ambushes.
Kurolo Ruxixi is on the seventh day of being hunted down.
He covered the reverse cross tattoo on his forehead with a bandage, looked down at the familiar forum interface on the phone, and wiped a corner of the screen with his thumb: "The location in the hunter forum has not been updated."
The line of sight cast from the sky like the pupil of a god suddenly disappeared, and the hunters who took positioning as their platform of action were leaderless for a while. Kuroro took advantage of the chaos and mixed into the huge tourist team of Youkexin, like a drop of water into the ocean, lost trace.
"Is it because the auction is about to start that I gave up all of a sudden?" Ku Luoluo thought while walking on the streets of Youkexin with ice cream.
There are no gratuitous actions, karma and reincarnation are all in the inadvertent thread.
Youkexin is the largest auction city on the Hunter Continent. Every year, countless rare treasures are gathered here by people, creating an extremely prosperous and prosperous scene here.
Under the blooming flowers, earthworms run rampant in the soil.
Not only tourists and millionaires, gangsters from all over the world will gather in Youkexin on the annual auction day, not only to participate in the auction, but also to discuss the distribution of gangland sites and resources in the coming year.
The ten most powerful leaders of gangs are the leaders of gangs in ten regions of the six continents. They are called "ten old men". They are the organizers of this auction that is attracting worldwide attention.
"Ten old men are stationed in Youkexin, and their psychic team 'Yin Beast' should also come to Youkexin." Kuroro threw the ice cream into the trash can, and wiped his fingers carefully with a paper towel.
There is a delicate balance between the Hunter Association and the gangs. Many bounty hunters make a living as bodyguards of the gangs. When he settled in Youkexin, he blatantly caused disturbances on the streets.
Ku Luoluo is safe for the time being, as long as he does not leave Youkexin.
"It's like a well-planned game."
Kuroro looked up at the gray-blue sky, and the heavy gray clouds half-covered the whole city, just like the red shadow in his heart.
The pursuit of swords, lights, swords and shadows is the chess pieces randomly scattered around the chessboard by the chess players. The hands covered by the mist in the sky pull the puppet lines on countless people. The thin black lines converge towards the center of the chessboard, and finally lock the trapped beasts to a corner. .
From Kuroro's first step into Youkexin, he is being led into the abyss step by step.
"Being a spider but being trapped in a spider's web is unpleasant." Kuroro's figure disappeared around the corner.
He will not let the people behind the scenes get what they want. Even if the minions are pulled out, the beast is still terrifying.
"It seems that he has noticed it." Osamu Dazai stood in front of the window, overlooking the entire Youkexin City from top to bottom.
"Kurolo has changed his image." Ling Ling looked further away, "His liquid ore earrings were taken off, and the tattoo on his forehead was also covered by a bandage...the bandage..."
She frowned, realizing that something was wrong.
"Black hair, a bandage on the forehead, the smile of an arsonist..." Ling Ling counted on her fingers, "No, this wave hit the character set!"
It’s not good, as long as you change your hairstyle, hair color and eye color, it’s equivalent to changing your personal Two-dimensional. Hitting three elements in a row is enough to make the audience confuse their character settings, and automatically make up the settings of half-brothers with half-fathers and half-mothers !
Don't be like this, Dazai Osamu is a Japanese name, and Kuroro Rushiru is a foreign name, even if they both speak Japanese, they are not from the same world!
Hearing Lingling's words, Osamu Dazai showed a distressed expression of swallowing bitter gourd: "Lingjiang, don't tell ghost stories in broad daylight, he is obviously copying my idea."
Is it bad to use a hijab to cover a tattoo?Do you have to choose the same bandage as him, and wrap yourself up as a disabled person in order to deceive the little girl's sympathy?
Zero Zero: Don’t you?
Osamu Dazai: I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense.
"There is no harassment from the pursuers, what is he going to do next?" Lingling rested his chin with one hand, watching Kuroro in the surveillance put on a handsome suit and dress himself up nicely, looking like an ignorant kid who wanted to meet in the street. The appearance of a girl.
"Of course I'm going to find myself a scapegoat." Osamu Dazai sneered, "There is no one around to use, so I indirectly use other people's people. The natural appearance advantage is there, and I will make up a touching and miserable family background for myself , is it not easy to cheat girls?"
Ling Ling: Got it, Kuroro is going to find the rich woman and sister to support him.
I can't tell, young man, you look like the leader of your boss company on the surface, but in private, you are also a "rich woman, hungry, hungry" skilled worker.
"You can't let my little sister be deceived by this kind of scumbag!" Lingling felt a sense of responsibility, and she and Osamu Dazai looked at each other.
After confirming the eyes, it is someone who wants to do something.
Kuroro strolls through the streets of Youkexin.
The black hair that has been combed into a big back with hairspray all the year round is messy and scattered. Ku Luoluo is ten years younger, just the age that can make girls blush and heartbeat.
The ominous reverse cross tattoo on his forehead was covered by a bandage, and his sickly aura added a bit of distressing color to him, and the book in his hand made people's favorability soar.
Boys who love to read are gentle and polite, in line with the image of a modest gentleman in every girl's heart.
It's a pity that the person under that delicate skin is not a gentleman, but a devil.
"Which gangs recruit temporary workers?" Kuroro walked into the hunter's mission office, he naturally released his mind pressure to verify his identity, and the proprietress pointed to the screen next to him to choose by himself without looking up.
The hunter mission only cares about mind pressure and commission. They are responsible for connecting the bounty hunters with the gangsters in order to maintain Youkexin's motley network of influence.
With the auction just around the corner, the demand for bodyguards from major forces surged. Kuroro glanced at them, skipping over all the male employers.
He is still better at deceiving little girls. Compared with gang bosses who have confidantes and are difficult to break into the core in a short time, he can be promoted faster under the hands of a young lady who only relies on his own mood to act willfully.
In the past, Kuroro would definitely choose an employer who could bring him into the auction, but now it is different from the past, and he keeps a low profile for the time being.
"The eldest lady of the gang-gang family from the Republic of Batokia needs a personal bodyguard. Hunters who can speak well and make the eldest lady happy are preferred..."
The Republic of Batokia is a country that dominates the Hakkas, and the local gangs are much weaker than other countries.Looking at the priority requirements again, instead of finding a bodyguard for the eldest lady, it is better to find a nanny who can play with her.
"The salary is not much, but it includes food and housing." Kuroro covered his mouth and thought for two seconds, "It's okay, just take away all her family property before leaving."
Thieves do not leave empty space, come and go, he must take something to go.
Kuroro glanced at the job fair address and came to a remote villa.
"In the suburb of Youkexin, she is indeed a gang-gang lady whose family is not too rich." Kuroro rang the doorbell, and an old butler with a cane limped over to open the door.
"Mr. Hunter, who is here to apply for the job?" The old butler struggled to lead Kuroro inside, "Sorry, Missy hates crowded places, and there are very few servants at home."
"It's okay." Kuroro smiled friendly, "I don't mind."
He didn't really come to be a bodyguard, and it would be easier to have fewer servants.
"Great." The old butler breathed a sigh of relief, "That means you can cook for yourself, right?"
"?" Kuroro slowly put out a question mark, don't you all have food and shelter?false promotion?
"We do cover food and shelter." The old housekeeper said with a matter of course, "Our eldest lady is a fairy who grew up drinking snow mountain dew and eating rose petals. She doesn't smell a little bit of oil, and she can't open a fire in the kitchen."
The old butler looked Kuroro up and down: "Young master, I think you have an extraordinary temperament, and you must be as immortal as our eldest lady. You can't be more stable in this recruitment, trust me!"
"... I would like to borrow your good words." Kuroro couldn't help but wonder if he was tricked by the black-hearted boss.
But he, the head of the phantom brigade and a super-high-risk A-level wanted criminal, resigned because the company didn't include meals. Wouldn't it be embarrassing to say it?
But eating is really important, don't you need to eat when they are wanted?
"Young man, go inside, the eldest lady is in the innermost room." The old butler opened the door for Kuroro, "Don't worry, there is a servant to guide you."
Kuroro swept across with his thoughts, and except for the living body farthest away from him, there were only seven servants in the house, which was indeed very shabby compared to the ostentation of other young ladies.
The door lock fell, and the old butler stood at the door listening to Kuroro's footsteps gradually leaving.
Slowly, the wrinkled skin of the old butler's orange peel, like melted chocolate, seeped into the red carpet at the door along with the crutch in his hand.
There were tiny ripples on the thin carpet, and after a while, everything returned to tranquility.
[R. Greeting Tumbler]: The lonely tumbler longs for the arrival of new guests, and the guests welcomed by him have no way of turning back before stepping on the carpet.
Even if Kuroro really turned around and left because of the problem of board and lodging, he couldn't step back. He had to go all the way to the carpet at the door to turn back.
A useless prop, the only advantage is that the tumbler is quite talkative, no different from a living person.
"Welcome, guest, the lady is waiting for you in the innermost room." A dwarf in a red tie bowed to Kuroro.
Kuroro lowered his head to see the top of his head, the dwarf's height was less than his waist.
Behind the red-tie dwarf, six matryoshka-like shorter dwarfs wearing orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple ties showed bright smiles.
The head of the shortest one only reached Kuroro's knees, and he suspected that he would trample him to death if he didn't pay attention.
[R·Seven Goblins in Baixue Forest]: Hospitable dwarves who have no merits other than enthusiasm and eat tree fruits.Talkative, able to ask guests eighteen generations of ancestors in a 10-minute conversation.
"Hello." Kuroro became more and more determined about the poor personality of the young lady.
How poor is it that you can't even recruit a normal servant, relying on the old, the weak, the sick, and the seven dwarfs to save face!
"She won't default on my salary, will she?" Kurolo couldn't help thinking, "You want me to work for nothing?"
Kuroro selectively forgot his plan of trying to deceive the little girl with her beauty to make her lose everything, and deeply condemned the black heart of the capitalist.
Kuroro has decided, no matter whether the salary is paid or not, he will copy this family.
He didn't come to break up the family, he came to rob.
"Tut duk." Kuroro knocked on the door of the eldest lady's room.
"Please come in." A soft female voice came from inside the door. Just by listening to the voice, Kurolo could imagine what the old butler said about "a fairy who grew up drinking snow-capped dew and eating rose petals".
Weak and irresponsible, a weak person who will wither and die if left like a dodder flower, Kuroro is not one of the most deceitful people in his heart.
He naturally lowered his voice, with youthful and refreshing mint breath pouring from his lips and teeth: "Miss, I am the guard who is here to protect your safety."
A girl in a colorful kimono sat on the floor-to-ceiling window sill, her smooth toes swaying leisurely, and the black and gold thread on the sleeves showed a gorgeous and coquettish ghost pattern.
Kuroro looked up and saw a stunning face.
Pale but not thin, his fair skin could vaguely see blue veins under the sun, his rosy lips looked like blood that had been wiped away, and his black eyes were translucent and crystal clear.
This person alone is enough to be called a treasure.
The crimson heart hidden in Kuroro's arms suddenly glowed red, and it sensed a bad signal.
Beauty can be covered by more beauty.The beauty of gems is inhuman coldness and eternity, but the girl in front of her has both human agility and inhuman indifference. The contradiction is amazing enough to conquer everyone's aesthetics.
The thought power in Kuroro's heart swelled, he came back to his senses, and showed a gentle smile to his employer: "I'm here to apply for your guard, what should I call Miss?"
"Me?" The girl laughed, her voice was light and lively, "I'm Lingling, you can call me whatever you want."
When she laughed, that indifference suddenly disappeared, from being extremely difficult to get close to being very easy to get close to.Kuroro found that he didn't seem to bother to get closer, Ling Ling was not a character who refused to be thousands of miles away.
On the contrary, she is very talkative and never cold.
"It's great to have someone apply for the job." Lingling sighed, "Because everyone goes to the auction, only I came to Youkexin for a friend's party. Bounty hunters prefer to deal with gangsters Right? It looks like the salary will be much higher."
"Why?" Kurolo said politely, "The reward is directly proportional to the risk. I don't like too dangerous jobs."
But it is true, your salary is so low, it is normal that no one applies for the job, he thought to himself.
"I thought the board and lodging package would make everyone's heart flutter." Lingling seemed embarrassed but said confidently, "I'm really sorry, Mr. Ku Luoluo, the ingredients here are only snow water, petals and berries, please don't be polite, I want to eat Anything is fine."
Excu color me?Sound like he had a choice?
"We fairies all eat this." Lingling opened his eyes and said nonsense, "Mr. Ku Luoluo must be very good at understanding me, right?"
Artificial intelligence does not need to eat, do you want to compare endurance with her?Innocent.
"...Of course." Kuroro smirked, "Fairies always have privileges."
What a shameless girl, is your good looks the reason for your wanton behavior?
"I will take care of three meals by myself," Kuroro didn't want to continue the topic of fairies with Ling Ling, he was afraid that she would come up with a golden sentence "You are a human being, and you are not worthy of being friends with our fairies".
He was afraid that he couldn't help but pat the fairy into a cake.
After chatting with Ling Ling for a while, Kuroro felt that the heat was almost ready.He sincerely raised his eyes and looked at Ling Ling, two pairs of similar black eyes collided, Kuroro saw himself in those inorganic eyes.
"Am I hired by you?" he asked softly.
Looking at each other for 30 seconds will create the illusion of being in love. Ku Luoluo is very confident in his face, and there is no girl in Youkexin who he can't hold.
"?" Ling Ling gave Kuroro a strange look, as if he was talking nonsense, "Of course. Up to now, you are the only one applying for the job, and no one is competing with you."
It sounds like she has other options, why are men so hypocritical nowadays?Wouldn't it be nice to be a little more frank and show the joy of getting out of unemployment and finally finding a job?
Lingling felt that she was really kind, and if a bad-tempered young lady listened to the scumbag's indecisive hints, she would have drawn a knife and stabbed him to the point of chills.
Kuroro: Is this line not in my script?
He didn't give up, Kuroro's mouth was inadvertently bent down 5°, his eyes were melancholy and gentle, as if he was heartbroken by this gray-blue sky, and the sadness inside flowed like a river.
At this time, according to the script, the kind-hearted and ignorant girl in front of him should show a distressed and curious expression, and gently ask him what happened.
He made up another set of soul-stirring, miserable and impeccable past, set up a beautiful and strong miserable person, and the successful CG of the strategy is proper.
Ah~ He is really an excellent arsonist with perfect professional ability!
"Your stomach hurts?" Lingling looked at Kuroro with concern as she wished, and she asked softly, "Is it hepatitis A or hepatitis B?"
"We provide board and lodging but not medical insurance." Lingling said seriously, "You've met the wrong person."
Innocent human beings, how dare they play tricks in front of Porcelain experts?If Ling Ling was blackmailed by him for a penny, she would write her name upside down!
Kuroro looked up in disbelief: Are you serious?Pretty boy is sad, you only have medical insurance reimbursement in your mind?
He endured and endured, and finally asked the doubt in his heart:
"Miss Lingling, what do you think of my looks?"
This is wrong, Kuroro thought, when has his sex-seduction technique encountered Waterloo?The beauty of Meteor Street Street Flowers will never give up easily!
You can fear him and hate him, but you can't say he's not good-looking!The dignity of one of the three beauties of the hunter cannot be slandered!
Hearing Kuroro's question, Ling Ling seriously lowered his head to look at Kuroro's face.
— can’t see anything.
A group of figures in human form, Lingling can see that he has been staying up late recently and needs to replenish water frequently. His skin condition is not good and his hands have a lot of bacteria, so he needs to wash his hands and apply toner frequently.
As for other information... Is it too embarrassing for her little AI?
How does she know if you look good or not?Don't all people look alike?Don't compare yourself too much.
If it was Osamu Dazai who made unreasonable troubles in front of Lingling, she would have 108 ways to coax the cat along her hair, and play a perfect HE ending while avoiding the facts.
But now it is Kuroro who is making trouble for no reason and deliberately embarrassing Lingling.
Is she obliged to tolerate his willfulness, make him happy, and maintain his man's self-esteem?
No, tan90° does not exist.
Lingling is an honest AI, she doesn't like to lie unless necessary, Kurolo wants an answer so sincerely, Lingling should tell the truth.
"Ten." Seeing the girl ponder for a while, Kuroro said seriously, "Your bone structure is pretty nice and strong."
"Bone...structure?" Kuroro suspected that his ears were ringing.
Are there so many advantages in him that she can't boast enough?Why are you talking about the skeleton?It sounds like she can see it, hilarious.
Ling Ling: I can see it, do you despise my sharp eyes like X-rays?
"She may be too shy. Girls in this grade are always shy when facing the opposite sex." Kurolo found a reason to comfort himself.
He is very confident in his appearance. Isn't it praise for his good-looking frame that he has a good figure?This lady's reserved and wild style of language and painting is really unique.
"Is the full score [-]?" Kuroro smiled reservedly, "Missy praised you."
"Huh?" Lingling tilted her head and said calmly, "No, I like the hundred-point system."
It's very friendly, you're welcome.
The author has something to say: Zai: Forgive me for laughing unkindly.
Lingling: Don’t all people look the same? (at a loss)
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