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Persecution is a traditional skill.

It has both the breadth of time and the breadth of space, and it is by no means a whim, but a long-planned plan.

Osamu Dazai's premeditated persecution of Kuroro could not be completed overnight, and trapping him in Youkexin to play Battle Royale is just a gift.

There is no sincerity in the persecution given by others, and the big gift that Dazai Osamu personally prepared for Kuroro has not yet appeared.

So many - so many pregnancy stones, he's sure to love them so much!

"We've been playing in Greed Island for so many days, it's time for Kim to come and see us." Osamu Dazai made up his mind, "Otherwise, I'll call the Consumer Protection Association and complain to them again."

Black-hearted official, the founders have all run away, and the game experience is extremely poor.

The game rules of Greedy Island are: those who collect all [-] cards pass the level.Only those who pass the level can choose three cards to take away. Players who leave the game only with the departure ticket cannot take away in-game items.

Dazai Osamu didn't read it, and he couldn't even pass the level because he couldn't even summon the card book BOOK.

It is also impossible for other players to clear the level, because all the pregnancy stone cards in Greedy Island are in the hands of Osamu Dazai, and no one else can collect all the cards no matter what.

Come on, hurt each other.

The normal way of customs clearance is not going to work, they can only think about evil ways.

For example, kidnap a GM.

Jin received Elena's threat of "Come and take care of the bugs you brought!", and hurried to Greedy Island under the threat of his friends.

As soon as he landed, a vajra ring tightly bound Jin's waist, strangling his reinforced body like a water snake.

The peerless waist girl crash method, one-click slimming, you deserve it.

If Jin hadn't drilled holes in the ruins all year round to practice his excellent bone shrinking skills, and carried it off abruptly, everyone else would be gone.

"Is this a welcome gift? It's so warm." Jin gasped, suspecting that he had never had such a thin waist in his life.

[R·The halo on the angel's head]: Magnetic levitation design, relying on the angel's brainwave support, if it is used on a human body, it will fall in a straight line due to insufficient power until the waist is stuck.

The mysterious props from the card pool of "It's all about cheating Krypton", are usually used by Ling Ling for cosplay, and can also be used to catch wild boars to improve food at critical moments.

Coincidentally, Jin Fulishi belongs to the [Hai] of the twelve earthly branches of the Hunter Association.

Hai, the literary rhetoric of pigs.

The angel halo used to catch wild boars is used to catch gold, which is twice the result with half the effort.

"Caught it." Ling Ling touched Heitu's dog's head, "Close the door and let the dog go."

"Wow, woof, woof!" Heitu remembered Jin's smell, jumped over happily, grabbed Jin's trouser leg, and pulled it down hard!

Tear - The sound of the fabric ripping is clearly audible.

"No, no, no!" Jin struggled frantically. He didn't expect the two devils in front of him to be so vicious. He shouted loudly: "Speak up if you have something to say, don't let the dog go!"

his face!His virginity!Can't be taken away by a dog!

Not even a dog with three heads!

"Wow, Zero-chan, look what we caught?" Dazai Osamu changed into the tone of Zaidaxing catching jellyfish, "It's a wild Ferris!"

"Fulishi, although it sounds like a pirated version of the Red Fuji apple, it is actually a very rare and hard-to-catch wild treasure." Ling Ling took out an unknown illustration book, opened the book and explained professionally: "Fulishi is a solitary animal. Adult Fulishi and cub Fulishi will never appear in the same habitat at the same time. The way for cubs to become adults is to follow the road of their father. This phenomenon is also known as "Where is Dad?". Expert research, R&F Warriors are rare self-breeding animals, and they usually use a rare baby called a 'pregnancy stone' to conceive the next generation."

"Adult Fulishi is rich in protein." Facing Jin's speechless eyes, Osamu Dazai and Lingling worked hand in hand, and he continued Lingling's words: "Whether it's steamed, fried, fried, boiled or braised with sweet and sour garlic, it's all delicious. Very good, but the most nutritious way to eat it is to eat it raw, just remove the head and we can..."

"Stop!" Jin broke off the halo on the angel's head with all his strength, and then tried his best to rescue his trousers from the mouth of the hell three-headed dog.

A dignified second-level hunter, even the toughest gourmet hunter, dare not ask him to make ingredients. How can you two scourges catch him in hot pot today?Is he shameless?

Jin stretched his muscles that were almost strangled, and asked the most concerned question first: "I heard that you took the pregnancy stones from the whole island?"

When I heard the news, I was shocked for a whole year, so many pregnancy stones need to be used in the Year of the Monkey?

Seeing the client now, Jin's doubts turned into words and blurted out: "How many litters are you going to have?"

Good question, got the essence right away.

As a non-biological body in a certain sense, Ling Ling couldn't answer Jin's question, and she turned her attention to herself as the master of the biological body.

Zero Zero: It's up to you! (encouraging eyes)

Dazai Osamu: "..."

What to see him do?He's so flustered, what does this have to do with him?

"It doesn't matter how many children you have," Jin misunderstood Osamu Dazai's silence as he was thinking about his question, and he hurriedly said, "You can't use up all of our inventory, can you?"

Anyway, leave one for Xiaojie!

"I didn't plan to take them all away." Osamu Dazai showed a blackened smile, "But now I think it's a good idea."

"No." Jin regained his upright expression, and said in a dignified manner, "I will not open the back door for you."

He finally remembered that if the GM didn't open the back door, Osamu Dazai wouldn't be able to take a single card out of the island.

"Are you serious?" Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, "Zero-chan, how long will it take to break through the firewall of Greed Island?"

"10 minutes." Ling Ling said with a smile, "Their design is very delicate, there is no way to bypass the GM to open the back door alone."

"In this case, we can only forcibly dismantle the firewall and take it away." She whispered devilishly, "It's not a very labor-intensive thing."

Kim: Are you devils?

He remembered Elena telling him that Osamu Dazai called the Consumer Rights Protection Association in Greed Island where the signal was completely cut off and the network cable was completely unplugged.

Jin still remembers this vividly. When he arranged the pterosaurs and went to the Hunter Association to go shopping for supplies, the whole association looked at him with strange eyes.

As soon as I asked, good guy, the society died in front of my apprentice.

What kind of people did he know?

"When will you go back to your own world?" Jin felt that Osamu Dazai and Ling Ling couldn't be allowed to continue to stir up trouble on the island, and he wanted to repatriate these two alien friends.

"I'm a writer," Osamu Dazai shrugged, "I'll go back when I get the materials."

Lie to you, he will never take the initiative to rush the draft before the diamonds are exhausted.

Articles can only be written on the day of the deadline, and the writing of Wensiquan can be done like a flying pen.

This is the self-cultivation of a writer.

"Are you going to use a pregnancy stone?" Jin looked at Osamu Dazai with a wrong look.

My God, did this little writer make his debut by writing common sense about mothers and babies?

"Yeah." Osamu Dazai nodded calmly, "Is there a problem? Didn't you also use it as a game and experience it yourself."

Osamu Dazai is an inspiration school, and Kim is an experience school. It is impossible to say which one is more crazy.

"Okay." Jin Xisi was terrified and didn't dare to think again, "It's fine for you to take a few out, but it's really not good if there are too many, let other players have a chance."

Jin Fulishi, a second-level hunter, is brave enough to take risks, not afraid to try, and has strong curiosity. For the first time, he dare not continue to explore the words in his mouth.

So scary, is this an alien?

"One more thing." Jin Zhengse said, "Youkexin has a dream gem that claims to make people fall in love as long as they see the photo. It is called Pandora's magic stone by the hunters."

"A number of gem hunters jointly signed a letter to classify this ruby ​​as the eighth most beautiful woman in the world. At present, it has received the approval of most hunters, and it has been officially recorded in the annals."

The seven beauties in the world are fiery red eyes, colored eggs, white fire, water glass, liquid ore, crystal feather bones, and the last beauty that no one knows about.

Now the crimson heart is honored to join the ranks, so its unique characteristics have soared its value.

"Mr. Mori will never know how many wonderful journeys the gems he got have gone through." Dazai Osamu said in a low voice, "Anyway, I will increase the price when I sell it in the future, otherwise it will be a loss."

"Cross-border reselling is illegal." Lingling also replied in a low voice, "Selling the elder's height-enhancing medicine to Zhongyuan Zhongyuan at a sky-high price is not a wealth code, but tears behind bars."

Osamu Dazai, his dream of getting rich overnight was shattered.

"I remember that gem belongs to your world." Jin asked sympathetically, "Is your world in dire straits?"

There are more weird things than Hunter Continent, and people don't look normal.

In the world of Wenye, wind reviews were killed.

"That jewel happens to be what I want to get back, and I'm going to leave the island of greed because of it." Osamu Dazai said.

It's just that he didn't expect Crimson Heart to be so upbeat, and actually earned himself a great title, and his net worth soared.

Osamu Dazai: I really want to resell it and grab it back to make a difference.

Ling Ling: Mr. Tsushima, if you lack money, it’s better to catch up on the manuscript (lightly).

Your new book is selling better than the Crimson Heart market.

"Are you going to Youkexin?" Jin scratched his hair, "It's not peaceful there now, and many bounty hunters have passed by smelling the blood."

Osamu Dazai knew that half of Kuroro's bounty was invested by him.

Kurollo, a stable value-added product, will never fall, and is worthy of a round of angel investment.

"If you seek wealth and wealth, you will win if you fight hard." Osamu Dazai was very calm, "I just want to join in the fun."

"Alright." Jin thought it was okay, if he left these two scourges on Greed Island, his good friend would have to beat him into the dirt to feed the pigs.

It's good to let it out, it's better to harm the world than him.

Jackie's Aunt Mitt was right: Hunter, there's no such thing as a good thing.

Knowing that neither the height-enhancing medicine nor the hair-growing medicine for growing taller can be brought back and sold at a high price, Osamu Dazai lost interest in Greedy Island.He took a few pregnancy stones away, and had a huge disagreement with Ling Ling on the issue of carrying them.

Osamu Dazai: Zero-chan, you take this, AI can't get pregnant so it's super safe, right?

Lingling: No, it should be held by the owner.This body is considered a living body, what if she becomes pregnant?Be responsible for the new life!

Osamu Dazai: Could it be that I won't get pregnant if I hold it? (unbelievable tone)

Ling Ling: There is a disqualification in the world, what are you afraid of!

Disqualification on earth, eternal god.

Osamu Dazai played gg.

"You can only get pregnant after three months of continuous carrying, and you can change every two months." Jin Youyou reminded.

"Don't say it, I know you are very experienced, young old father." Osamu Dazai patted Jin on the shoulder, "I will tell your child how difficult it is for his father."

"Don't say it!"

"Fried hair." Lingling sighed, "His hedgehog head is really prickly."

If it's not natural, how much hairspray does it take to maintain it.

"Youkexin has many kinds of snacks." Osamu Dazai and Ling Ling walked side by side on the street of Youkexin, each holding an ice cream in his hand.

They were physically invited out of the island of greed by Jin.As soon as Osamu Dazai landed, he immediately called the Consumer Rights Protection Association to complain about the black-hearted game company beating players.

"Why is the complaint about tax evasion unsuccessful?" Osamu Dazai said regretfully, "It's really a good deal for hunters to be exempt from taxes."

"Many people want to take the exam because of the many privileges of hunters." Ling Ling ate the ice cream in his hand intently, "I heard that hunters have to sign life and death certificates for the exam. Sure enough, it is actually an industry custom that hunters are very black-hearted."

"It makes sense." Osamu Dazai lowered his head and took a bite of the fruit on Ling Ling ice cream, "The apple taste is really good, and the fruit is so big."

"Then master, you don't want to buy wasabi-flavored ones!" Ling Ling couldn't believe it, "You don't eat wasabi at all, and you've been grabbing my ice cream."

"But the wasabi flavor and the apple flavor are both blue, right?" Osamu Dazai quibbles, "I got it wrong, I got it wrong."

"You did it on purpose." Ling Ling angrily took a big bite of the ice cream in his hand.

Osamu Dazai was muttering something, he didn't know what he was talking about, it seemed that he really disliked the smell of wasabi in his hand, and he was a bit soft-hearted.

She likes mustard durian and bitter melon very much. Even after she has a human sense of taste after being separated from the body of the curse spirit, she still thinks these taste very good.

"If you don't eat it, it will melt, and he will throw it away, right?" Lingling hesitated, thinking that a beautiful ice cream should not be wasted.

Osamu Dazai pursed his mouth, he really dislikes wasabi, it's so spicy, he just wanted to find an excuse to spend some ice cream.

Osamu Dazai liked Ling Ling's tangled look of wanting to hit him but was reluctant to do so, which made him unable to resist pushing forward.

"Do you want to change it?" He heard the little girl sigh, and handed over the apple flavor in her hand, "I will eat mustard flavor instead."

"...I don't want it." Osamu Dazai turned his face away, "I have a whole ice cream, and only half of zero sauce. It's a loss-making business."

"At least one-third was eaten by the owner, right?" Lingling had never seen such a brazen person, and she didn't soften her heart, "The deal is void, you eat it yourself."

used to you.

Dazai suddenly became even more unhappy.

He sneaked a glance at Ling Lingyi's face, the girl's beautiful side face was indifferent, showing no sign of changing her mind.

"Eat it by yourself." Osamu Dazai tentatively licked it with the tip of his tongue, and his body trembled from the heat.

"Suddenly I feel that spicy coffee and rice are not so hard to swallow." Osamu Dazai thought seriously, "Will I cry after eating it?"

If Lingling still doesn't coax him after he cries, he's really going to make a fuss.

At this time, Osamu Dazai completely forgot about the past that he once wanted to see her boyfriend's power in Zero Zero, and he didn't realize that his thoughts were no different from Sakujing's.

If it wasn't Lingling, he might have his head knocked off if he was replaced by another person.

"I'm done eating." Ling Ling showed his empty hands to Osamu Dazai, "Master, please do your best. You have to finish the flavors you bought yourself even if you cry."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

For the dignity of his man, he fought

"Wow, it's so spicy, how can it be so spicy?" Osamu Dazai shut himself in place, squatting on the street with his knees hugged, "It's just mustard, woo woo woo."

Just wasabi, spicy crying Mr. Dazai of Port Mafia, shocked the enemy for a million years.

"This is the price for pranks." Ling Ling bent down and stuffed an orange candy into Osamu Dazai's mouth.

The sweet orange flavor washes away the pungent spicy mustard. Osamu Dazai has a lump of sugar in his mouth, with a bulging cheek, like a stubborn cat that has just been groomed.

"Where did Zero Sauce get the candy?" Osamu Dazai rubbed his reddened eyes, "It's a way to coax a child."

"The aunt who sells ice cream gave it to me." Lingling shrugged, "The owner is a child."

It doesn't matter what method you use, as long as you can coax people well.

From the looks of it, don't you like this set?

The author has something to say: Zai, it’s easy to coax cats