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Mori Ogai cried, Dazai Osamu was happy.

As soon as he was happy, inspiration poured into his brain uncontrollably, a wonderful idea rose in Dazai Osamu's mind, and the skirt of the muse swept across the hand holding the pen.

Ling Ling was right, Osamu Dazai was a born writer.

Even though he hates rushing and rushing even more, the desire for expression and artistic talent rooted in his soul will still prompt him to pick up a pen and create extraordinary worlds one after another.

This time, Osamu Dazai is going to write a sweet love story.

Hey, does this sentence sound familiar?I seem to have seen it somewhere.

Mr. Tsushima didn't realize at all that his last new book, which declared "Sweet Love", made many people cry like dogs, and scolded the old thief Tsushima for not being a human being.

It is unforgivable for the teacher to be so cruel and make their Xipi BE!

Tsushima Shuji can write sweet love literature, just like Dazai Osamu thinks he is Britney Spears, full of indescribable self-confidence and extreme distortion of self-evaluation.

"Aren't I sweet?" Osamu Dazai asked Lingling blankly while turning on the computer.

He blinked his washed-out eyes, and the black hair on his forehead lay obediently on his skin, forming a sharp contrast with his pale complexion.

It looks really obedient and sweet, and you can't see the black mud like a deep pool inside.

"Master, it's very sweet." The little girl on the screen licked the corner of her lower lip, thinking of the bite that Osamu Dazai asked her to bite when she was a curse spirit.

The taste is sweeter than honey pie, and the cheeks are as soft as glutinous rice balls. After taking a bite, it will tremble tremblingly. The flowy sugar filling gushes out like spring water, making people want to suck it up in one breath.

sweet.

good to eat.

Want to have another bite.

The tip of her tongue touched her teeth, and Heitu, who was being wandered around by Lingling as a mount, suddenly raised three heads and looked around vigilantly.

At that moment just now, the aura of the top predator aroused the tyranny and fear in the flesh and blood of the hell three-headed dog. It clamped its tail, not understanding why the hostess suddenly issued a hunting signal.

Su Bai patted Heitu's dog's head with his hand, and the hell three-headed dog whined and wagged its tail again.

Lingling grabbed two pointy dog ​​ears, rolled on the back of the black soil and furry carpet, and muttered to himself: "I really want to have a body, I want to eat crepes."

Osamu Dazai always likes to greed her with food, but she hates her body like a curse spirit, her taste buds are completely different from those of humans, she can't taste the taste of Osamu Dazai's mouth.

Ling Ling sat up from the back of the black soil, sat cross-legged, and let the little black dog jolt her to the closet.

A set of card-realized clothing is hung in the closet, flashing a luster like water: [SSR·Cuihua, serve sauerkraut! ], the additional attribute [cold resistance], which can give the host the ability to move freely under absolute zero.

[SSR·Ansai Waist Drum], additional attribute [Shadow Stream Master], can copy up to two clones controlled by the main body.

[SSR Super imaginary mantra-Hundred Stories], additional attribute [Hundred Ghosts Night Walk], a grand tour of mantra-spirits is held.

[SSR Super high school level fishing master], additional attribute [water affinity], the embrace of the ocean is like a mother's hand, under the blue cover, everywhere is home.

"It's only one piece away." Lingling said expectantly, "When the master's new book is published, I can do another ten series."

Only when all five SSRs are collected can the zero-zero physical exchange function be opened. She originally thought that she would have to wait at least another 100 years due to Osamu Dazai's tricks, but now she is only one step away from victory.

"The transshipment BGM is still effective." Ling Ling nodded deeply, "Extreme things will be reversed, Murphy's law, Oufei's choice, I am sure and affirmative, the master's next destined song is "Elysium Pure Land"."

She's ready, just wait for Osamu Dazai's new book to finish, fuck it!

Osamu Dazai did not drag the manuscript today.

Ever since he received the news that Ango Sakaguchi's dissertation was half finished, Osamu Dazai felt a sense of urgency in his heart.

The rogue sent three people to advance and retreat together, saying that if they want to debut together, they must debut together. Dazai Osamu not only has to finish writing his new book, but also urges Oda Sakunosuke's new book.

Don't goo!He didn't even goo, how could he allow others to goo?

Osamu Dazai, the authoritarian tyrant in the world of literary giants, in order to vent his liver pain of rushing to finish the manuscript, he did not hesitate to drag his friends into the water and sink together. He was determined to catch pigeons and make soup to turn grief into strength.

This is really... well done!

Readers all over Japan will be grateful to Mr. Tsushima for his deep understanding and righteousness. He dedicated his friends and sacrificed himself to fill the granary of the spiritual world, and saved a large number of literary lovers who were waiting to be fed because all the writers in the world ran to fight.

What a great merit, I can't wait to carve a statue of him in the upper reaches of the Tsurumi River as a commemoration.

"It's finished." Osamu Dazai stopped typing on the keyboard happily.

The feeling of bursting out of inspiration is different. Compared with reasoning literature, our teacher Tsushima is obviously better at romance novels.

After all, he is a Yokohama public lover who talks about dying in love, and he is an absolute theoretical master in love.Osamu Dazai knocked on the door of the closet happily: "Zero-chan, I finished writing, do you want to take a look?"

Ling Ling is Osamu Dazai's eternal number one reader, a national first-level rainbow fart expert, the leader of boasting groups, and an absolute supporter of encouraging education.Black can be praised as white, white can be praised as gold, and patients with depression can be praised as top psychological warfare talents by her.

But that doesn't mean she will really tell lies with her eyes open.

There is also a basic law for boasting, and embarrassing boasting will only embarrass everyone.

Ling Ling carefully read Osamu Dazai's first draft, and her primary school student raised her hand: "Mr. Tsushima, I have a question."

"Student Ling Ling, you can say anything you think of boldly." Osamu Dazai is very generous, he consciously wrote a very, very sweet story, so sweet that it is the kind of industrial saccharin sweet enough for tooth decay.

"Why did the hero die again?" Ling Ling asked sincerely.

"Bride of the Gods" is like this, and so is the newly written "Prayer". Does your love story have to be happy if the hero dies?

"That's right." Osamu Dazai suddenly remembered, "Why is my hero dead again?"

why?Tsushima-sensei himself doesn't know either.

"He died as soon as he wrote it." Osamu Dazai said innocently, "I didn't mean it."

She knows that you mean it.

"Zero's emotional perception system is different from that of normal people," explained Zero, staring at the document on the screen, "there is very little 'crying' behavior, because there are almost no things that can make me feel sad." Unless Osamu Dazai If the draft is not written, Lingling can cry for him.

"But according to the conclusions drawn by my super god analysis system." Lingling folded her arms with a serious expression: "Master, I don't suggest you use 'sweet love' as the slogan of "Prayer"."

"Readers will kill people at the gate of Port Mafia because of the cover fraud."

Osamu Dazai felt that Ling Ling was alarmist. Wasn't he good when he wrote "The God's Bride"?No readers have sent blades.

Xia Youjie: Because the blades were sent to my dormitory!Take care of yourself!

Osamu Dazai really didn't write the male lead to death on purpose. He clearly conceived a very sweet two-way secret love story at the beginning, but when he wrote it, he began to think divergently and write about the background of the male lead's underworld, so the campus love became A love affair in the workplace has turned into a desperate elopement.

He wrote and wrote, he felt that the hostess was too flimsy to match with the male protagonist, so he arranged for the female protagonist to be a sorority boy with ups and downs and heartfelt emotions.

It was written that his hero and heroine crossed the desert, crossed the plains, and crossed the Pacific Ocean, running from one end of the earth to the other, and countless people died along the way.

Osamu Dazai thought it was impossible, he was coming to an end, and the hero and heroine could no longer play disco all over the world, so he swiped a pen, causing the hero to break his leg.

After successfully going through a period of emotional scenes in which the heroine takes care of the hero in every possible way and encourages him to stand up, Osamu Dazai feels that enough is enough, his love story is very full and there is no need to continue.

So the hero of "Prayer" died, which is very reasonable.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with it." Osamu Dazai checked again, "The double arrows between them are so tightly locked, isn't it touching?"

No, it's too touching, touching that readers want to kill the kind of touching that the author celebrates their sipi.

"If you think it's okay, then it's okay." In the end, Ling Ling, who doted on Zai Zai, couldn't bear to hurt Dazai Osamu's desire for praise, "It should be fine."

Teacher Tsushima's book fans probably don't have the ability to break into the Mafia building at the port of the level. After all, this is Mafia's headquarters!Even if the grief in the hearts of fans flows upstream, it cannot break through the thick arms of the boy in the black suit.

Probably?

Ling Ling had an ominous premonition.

Port Mafia is mostly militants who love to fight and kill. Probably no one will read pink love literature, and Ling Ling comforts herself that her slaughter should not be beaten.

Ling Ling's judgment is not wrong, the vast majority of people in Port Mafia don't read romance novels, but there is one exception.

Ozaki Momiji's head.

When she was young, she eloped with her older lover but was blocked by the previous generation of leaders. As a Mafia cadre serving the two generations of leaders, Ozaki Koye’s girlish yearning for love and love has long been wiped out in the day-to-day massacres. She only reads romance novels occasionally, and experiences the pure love in the virtual world.

A flower that grows in the dark can only survive in the dark, and the sun will only burn her to death.

"Reality overwhelms the will, and only the world constructed by words is indestructible." Koyo Ozaki picked up her carefully dyed red nails, and picked up the Yokohama Daily News that her subordinates went out to buy for her.

Today's Yokohama Daily is out of stock, not for anything else, but for the gangsters to send three people to the newspaper again.

The text is simple and warm, and Oda is the teacher who slowly tells the daily life of parenting.

Hard-core science popularization, the whole page is full of data analysis and technical terminology. The curry rice teacher.

And the most mysterious, most inconceivable, magnificent and shocking Mr. Tsushima.

Moms and dads love Mr. Odasaku's texts, and programmers who work overtime all night like the data of Mrs. Spicy Curry Rice, but the one with the widest audience is undoubtedly Mr. Tsushima, who always surprises and makes people wonder.

Mr. Tsushima's new article is a romance novel.

The interrogation class is the first-hand point of exchange of information. Ozaki Koyo knew the true identities of the three members of the Rogue faction, especially when she watched Osamu Dazai grow up and plunged into the arms of literature. This incident surprised even Mori Ogai .

"Love literature...that's right, it's time for Dazai to yearn for romance." Koye Ozaki said with emotion, "Will his ideal type be in the book?"

Stories written by young people must be young and ignorant, pure and dreamy. Koyo Ozaki glanced at it, smiled knowingly when he saw the opening scene was in the campus, and opened this "Prayer" with a mood of teasing Osamu Dazai.

At the same time, in the downstairs office, I was playing the zero-zero radar masterpiece "Looking for Your Sister" online with Osamu Dazai.

The red alert of "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-" is frantic early-warning in her head, while playing game and analyze in detail with her super god mind: Will this incident affect the poor and innocent her?

will not.

OK, it's all right, the game continues.

It's no big deal if the gate of hell is pushed open. She has already kindly reminded her wayward master that she has to pay the price for doing whatever she wants.

Koyo Ozaki's well-maintained nails were deeply pinched in the fragile paper of the Yokohama Daily, and the veins on her wrist burst out.

The sweetness of the past, the disaster caused by unequal status, and the love that the whole world is obstructing are ups and downs in her mind. The men and women embracing each other in a barren town make Ozaki Koye shed tears. Even though she has suffered so much, The hearts that love each other are still connected.

"Please, give them a happy ending." Koyo Ozaki wiped away her tears with a handkerchief, regardless of the smudged eyeliner, and eagerly turned to the next page.

——The hero is dead.

With so much preparation in the early stage, Shuji Tsushima never thought of letting him live.

Because Ling Ling said that "sacrifice for love is murder, not love", Osamu Dazai learned his lesson and did not let the heroine and the heroine die together, but let her return to the organization she was loyal to and continue to live without that person.

"Isn't this pretty good?" Dazai Osamu was quite proud, "Career and love are balanced, firm and self-improving, a strong and beautiful new-age woman is perfect."

He felt very good, Ozaki Momiji's brain seemed to be hit hard, and his blood pressure soared in an instant.

The story of "Pray" is similar to her, because she and her lover were weak, they couldn't go on.But the hero and heroine in the book are obviously strong and determined, why can't they give them a happy ending?

Because it is happier to give a knife than candy, Mr. Tsushima is a professional in tragedy.

The sweet love in Osamu Dazai's eyes can't escape the tragic core of his own love after all. The death of a person should be the truth in the world, and what he once owned will eventually be lost. There is no forever in his words.

Koyo Ozaki turned the newspaper to the beginning again, and the introductory words clearly read: "Tsushima-sensei's new work!" dokidoki's pink love story! ""My family wants to kill his whole family." Koye Ozaki tenderly caressed the newspaper that was almost crushed by her. I don't know whether this sentence is aimed at Osamu Dazai who has no B number for him, or the editorial department of Yokohama Daily who is collaborating with him in false propaganda .

Koyo Ozaki is not alone. At this time, all the fathers and folks in Yokohama are sharpening their knives at home, with a fierce look in their eyes.

They believed Mr. Tsushima's evil, and their hearts were broken all over the ground.The male protagonist dies as soon as he says he wants to die, and Tsushima-sensei is as wild and unruly as ever, and he doesn't want to beat him to the extreme.

I didn't mean to say that "Prayer" was written badly, but it was written so well that everyone was so sympathetic to the point of weeping, weeping while inhaling oxygen, cursing and boasting, the love for the teacher is profound The thicker the hatred, the deeper the hatred.

If the gate of the port Mafia was not strong enough, Osamu Dazai would be gone now.

Foreign enemies can retreat, family enemies are irresistible, and friends who are innocent and deceived into tears cannot enter, and the great sister Hongye will avenge them.

The sword in the umbrella was unsheathed, and the blond Yaksha in armor appeared behind the woman in an elegant kimono.

Ozaki Momiji didn't touch up her makeup or comb her hair. She sneered, passed the horrified gazes of countless subordinates, and pressed the floor button in the elevator to go to Osamu Dazai's office.

Subordinate a: It's over!Sister Hongye is wearing makeup!

Subordinate B: Big sister is crying?Which ruthless person wants to die and drags him to our port Mafia!Stand up for yourself!

This ruthless man is still playing "Looking for Your Sister" with the domestic AI unconsciously at this time. Osamu Dazai lost three games and is secretly poking around tricks for cheating.

"There is a loophole!" Taking advantage of Ling Ling's inexplicable daze, Osamu Dazai quickly used a game item to successfully score a blood. He breathed a sigh of relief: "Zero-chan, this round may be my victory."

Lingling cast a complex and sympathetic look, she looked at the 3:0 record with pity, and was extremely tolerant of Osamu Dazai's cheating tricks: "Yes, master, you won this round."

She really couldn't bear to suppress the child's self-esteem, seeing Osamu Dazai happy, swallowed the reminder in her mouth.

Forget it, if you can't hide from the left and right, it's better to make him happy for a few more seconds.

"Win!" Osamu Dazai finally won the next round with the connivance of Ling Ling's release of water, and he looked at Ling Ling with crooked eyes: "Am I very good?"

Ling Ling didn't answer, Dazai Osamu's mobile phone screen only had a bare high slope of loess, Ling Ling, black soil, and kryptonite disappeared without a trace.

The last time this happened was Zhongyuan Zhongya kicked his office away. Ling Ling would only hide with one click when outsiders invaded.

In other words... Osamu Dazai suddenly suffocated.

A sharp long sword grazed Osamu Dazai's pulse, and Rakshasa's voice sounded behind him: "Mr. Tsushima, I think you are very powerful."

The author has something to say: Zai: Danger, I, danger.