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Ogai Mori felt that Osamu Dazai was weird today.

Of course, he didn't mean that Osamu Dazai was not to blame at other times.

Abnormal people in the port Mafia are caught. Even in such a fiercely competitive environment, Osamu Dazai still outshines others, which is extraordinarily bizarre.

It has to be said that it is a skill.

Self-shark maniac, bandage lover, pharaoh cockerel, fishing expert, professional latecomer and early leaver, perfect attendance award insulator... As a candidate for the cadre of Mafia at the port and the most likely candidate for the top five cadres, Dazai The many auras on Zhi's head are extremely lamentable: such a good child, driven crazy by work.

Mori Ogai said that he was very wronged, and wished he could sing a song about Dou E's wrongdoing live to show his innocence.

"Alice-chan." Mori Ogai said aggrievedly, "You know, I didn't feel sorry for Dazai-kun. I don't care about that photo of women's clothing."

Yesterday, Mori Ogai was drinking tea in the office while watching Alice eat cake kindly. Hearing Lolita's sweet voice scolding perverts, Mori Ogai was so happy that he almost melted into the black tea.

He took a sip of tea with a bewildered smile, took out his mobile phone and logged in to the internal forum of Mafia at the port, and was going to see if there was any good news about his sister-in-law—usually referring to Osamu Dazai's persecution of Chuya Chuya.

Although both of them are their right-hand men, Chuya is extra caring and sensible. Compared with the little devil like Osamu Dazai, he is like an angelic child.But there is one thing to say, Mori Ogai has to admit that the appearance of Chuya-kun being exploded by Dazai-kun is really full of comedy, and the black of Mafia at the port was dyed into comedy red in an instant.

The depressive atmosphere is not conducive to the physical and mental health of employees, and Mori Ogai is quite looking forward to the sketch cross talk brought to him by two happy comedians every time.

"Today, there will be a girl who logs in to the forum with a vest trumpet from the fishy さ さ neon shoe Wujun and a small gull, and guesses in her heart: Is it Dazai-kun who threw Chuya-kun's hat into the sink again? Or is it Chuya-kun this month?" Put Dazai-kun into the ICU for the third time?

He entered today's top post with a smile on his face, and his smile shattered in the next second.

"This, this is!" Mori Ogai's pupils trembled, his fingers trembling, and he looked at Nakahara Chuya, who was smiling and wearing Lolita and crying and wearing JK on the screen, having a brainstorm.

The doctor's excellent memory, which was obtained through further studies at the Faculty of Medicine at the University of Tokyo, saved Mori Ogai's precarious sanity.

He took out his perseverance to stay up all night with more than a dozen medical textbooks as thick as bricks before the final exam, and found the original memory from the corner of his memory.

The case was solved, it was a good thing done by the lovely Alice sauce.

Can Mori Ogai blame Alice?That must not be possible.

No one can blame the lovely Alice, this is a matter of principle, the bottom line that Mori Ogai cannot cross.

"Alice Sauce." The leader of Mafia, a majestic port, folded his hands and bent down to the little blond girl, asking pitifully, "Didn't you promise that I wouldn't post the photos?"

"I don't have one." Alice bit the cake, pointed at Mori Ogai's phone and said, "The photo is still in Rintaro's phone, and he hasn't moved it."

"That must be Dazai-kun's fault." Mori Ogai solved the case in a second with a firm voice.

Besides Osamu Dazai, who has the guts to post photos of Ogai Mori and Chuya Nakahara in women's clothing?Still posting so aboveboard, so frankly?

Xiaotu Zaizhi, it is indeed you.If you don't fight for a day, you will go to the house to expose the tiles.

Osamu Dazai: Injustice, I, injustice.

Although he did similar things before, but this time it was really not, he was also the victim.

Returning to the port of Mafia from the world of magic, after living a happy salted fish life with nothing to do in Hawaii, Osamu Dazai's bones are brittle, and he has no way of motivating him to work.

Unfortunately, he obviously hasn't forgotten the real reason why he ran to the Cursed World to take refuge in the first place: Mori Ogai wants to talk to him about his life tomorrow.

Osamu Dazai himself is an experienced life mentor. He talks about the big truths one by one, and can break people's worldview when he talks about it.But if the roles were reversed and he was asked to listen to others, Osamu Dazai would not be so happy.

"I don't want to waste precious fishing time on Uncle Wei." Osamu Dazai held up a pink and white rabbit doll, and he shook the doll's ears, "Zero-chan, think of a way for me."

After taking back [SSR·Super imaginary mantra—Hundred Stories], Lingling no longer has a physical body, she still uses Dazai Osamu’s mobile phone as the final base, but uses the additional attribute of [SSR·Ansai Waist Drum] [Lord of Shadow Stream] 】Split a part of consciousness to possess on the rabbit doll.

Osamu Dazai was not used to it.

He is used to the girl who hums softly in his ear on his back, the slight tugging sensation of her stealthily pulling his hair, and the pair of slender arms around his neck.

Now they are all gone, only a palm-sized rabbit doll remains.

"Tutu is also very cute." Dazai Osamu snatched away Lingling's carrots, and played a little game of pulling carrots with Little Tushou, "But it's really better in human form."

Ling Ling hopped and hit the back of Osamu Dazai's hand with his ears, thinking about the issue of Ogai Mori's meeting with Ogai Dazai tomorrow.

From the perspective of AI logic, it doesn't matter how long Mori Ogai wants to use this to get Dazai Osamu to work overtime. The fishing prince Dazai Osamu always has a way to be lazy and pull Nakahara Chuya into the water.

If what Mori Ogai tried to push to Osamu Dazai was the paperwork, it would be even easier. He called his friend Ango Sakaguchi for help outside the court.

Anyway, Ango works every day, and a little more work would be a man. ——By. Dazai·Ango, we are best friends · Heal the guy, you have taken the whole mountain of bamboo shoots.

Therefore, Zero Zero can't understand Osamu Dazai's troubles. After all, she is a hardworking and good AI who never cares about how much she works.

"Master seems really troubled..." Lingling Rabbit lowered his head and pinched the soft belly of the doll, and suggested, "Why don't we usurp the position?"

If you can't fix the problem, then fix the person who created the problem.

She is professional.

"Hey." Osamu Dazai showed disgust, "I don't want it, Mr. Mori's work is so hard."

Throughout the organizations that Osamu Dazai knew, none worked harder than the leader of Mafia at the port.

The leader of the black organization belongs to the mysterious man, as long as he stays in the gloomy room and sends a few commands through the mailbox to indicate that he is still alive.

He doesn't need to care about the population of the organization—every time Gin kills an undercover agent, White Fang will send another undercover agent. The organization is like a perpetual motion machine operating on an assembly line, miraculously maintaining the balance between the input population and the output population.

He doesn't need to care about the organization's GDP—the organization's undercover agents can fight and resist, they can wear a helmet to become a racing champion and pick up a microphone to debut as a female anchor. They have excellent professional skills and continuously input gold coins for the organization.

He doesn't need to care about the team-building atmosphere of the organization - except for Gin leading people to kill undercover agents, the Black Organization has no team-building activities, and there is a friendly atmosphere of a single wolf.

What a great organization, it can run perfectly without a leader, without any effort from Dazai, can other Mafia organizations do it?

Then there is Panxingjiao, which is also very good. The main tired person is Xia Youjie, and Osamu Dazai is happy to take off as the hands-off shopkeeper.

Only the port mafia is busy visible to the naked eye.

"Replacing Mr. Mori will not make my work less, but it will be many times more." Osamu Dazai opened his arms and gestured for a big distance, and the whole person huddled in the swivel chair and breathed sluggishly, as if he had foreseen the fate of tomorrow's tragic death.

Mori Ogai always knew Osamu Dazai very well. Overtime work is not scary, but what is scary is Chuya Nakahara's advanced gymnastics class.

"The little dwarf will definitely avenge his personal revenge and beat me to death." Osamu Dazai covered his eyes, "He also likes to slap my face! What's going on!"

Hitting someone doesn't hurt your face, it hurts your self-esteem.Osamu Dazai's face is a miracle enough to be called a treasure in Yokohama. He relies on his face for credit every day. Chuya Nakahara wants him to starve to death on the street!

"I have a way." Lingling raised her index finger, and the cute rabbit doll seemed to be possessed by Brother Yixiu, and her whole body was filled with the golden radiance of the compassionate Mira Buddha.

"Sister Chu Junbi Zaizhi looked back at Ling Ling, his eyes were stained with a little hope.

He knows that Lingling is unreliable, but once a person is willing to bet on anything, why not listen?

"It's very simple!" Lingling slapped his palms and said decisively: "Since Mr. Mori is wearing Lolita, and Mr. Zhongyuan is wearing JK—as long as the master wears a kimono, the matter will be resolved?!"

Isn't the most shameful thing about women's clothing is to be publicly executed under the spotlight?

One person's women's clothing is a shame, and a group of people's women's clothing is fashion.

What happened to women's clothing?Girls are beautiful in skirts, and handsome in leather pants. Boys beat their sisters and put themselves in the exception?

What a beautiful dress!Wearing it with gratitude is the respect for beauty!

"If Mr. Mori, Mr. Nakaya and the owner all wear women's clothing and show it to the employees of the port Mafia, they will definitely think it is fashionable! This is the new road sign and blueprint for the organization!"

She was categorical, she met Dazai Osamu's "What are you talking about?" eyes, she did not give in, and strengthened her judgment: "In order to keep up with the new aesthetic style of the high-level, flexible employees will spontaneously imitate you and put on women's clothing, The entire port of Mafia will become a beautiful landscape in Yokohama! What a unique corporate culture, even the Ability Secret Service Division has to bow its head and admit defeat—how proud it is to make the official organization bow its head!"

Ling Ling raised his arms and shouted: "At this moment, you are not alone in women's clothing! The will of Mafia in the whole port is with the owner, and you will be the pioneer of fashion, the leader of aesthetics, and the appointed messenger of the God of Love and Beauty!"

"Trust me! As long as you have the courage to wear the kimono that Zero Zero placed an order for the master 0.666666 seconds ago, the title of the youngest cadre in the history of Port Mafia must belong to the master!"

Lingling hit the carrot on his shoulder like a saber, and his tone was as solemn as a king's oath: "I swear by all my integrity, this statement is true."

Osamu Dazai: But you have no integrity at all!

Regrettably, Ling Ling chose the wrong person to swear. It is meaningless for her to swear with her own morals, just like Nakahara Zhongya swears with her height that will grow in the next ten years-things that do not exist cannot be used to swear, God does not recognize.

Osamu Dazai was almost moved by Ling Ling's persuasion. He never thought that this little mentally handicapped could have such provocative eloquence, and he almost pulled Osamu Dazai's IQ to the same level as hers. lore.

What finally made Osamu Dazai wake up from this terrible eloquence was not only the oath of Zero Zero's non-existence, he heard Zero Zero's sentence "As long as you do what I say, the title of the youngest cadre in the history of Port Mafia is not yours." It's none other than "was woken up by a living fright.

He does not want to have anything to do with the words "the youngest cadre in history" and "women's clothing".

If he really listened to Ling Ling's nonsense, he might be honored as a "women's clothing cadre" in the future.

The same code name, Zhongye Zhongye's "gravity operation makes" sound so normal, direct, straightforward and clear.

Look here again, "Women's clothing cadre" - Osamu Dazai.

Forget it, don't talk about it, let's talk about Zi Sha, he will face it.

"Zero-chan, thank you for enlightening me." Osamu Dazai covered Lingling's rabbit's mouth and said earnestly, "After listening to what you said, I now feel that being thrown by Mr. Mori to serve as a sparring partner for Chuya is also a good job. , I can keep fit but also excuse my injury not to go to work, it’s a day like heaven.”

He would rather be put into the ICU and be hospitalized than let his "beautiful image" go down in history, let the child retain the last self-esteem.

The next day, Osamu Dazai couldn't wait to rush to Mori Ogai's office.

The way he looked at Mori Ogai had never been so loving as a father's son, full of tenderness, the gloom in his kite-colored pupils was swept away, and he was filled with the sincere joy of seeing his relatives.

—Scared Mori Ogai to death.

He has known Dazai Osamu for so long, but he has never seen this child so cheerful.

"Dazai-kun," the experienced doctor hesitated to speak, "Should you..." Go and see your brain.

Mori Ogai called Osamu Dazai here to ask questions, but he himself doesn't really mind the leakage of women's clothing photos, after all, the photo was taken of his beloved Alice sauce.

The essence of little Alice's ability to have a younger sister is not malicious, but Alice-chan's deep love for Rintaro!

Mori Ogai was moved by his brain power, and his condemning eyes softened a bit.

But that doesn't mean he would easily expose the matter.

Before Osamu Dazai appeared in Mori Ogai's office, Mr. Chief had carefully calculated: Dazai-kun is too dark, and the city is very deep at a young age, even Mori Ogai is always wary of the terrifying thoughts he reveals.

Such a character cannot be easily used as a knife.

Osamu Dazai, like Mori Ogai, is a swordsman.

As useful as Double Black is, Osamu Dazai is as dangerous as it is.Compared with the loyal Nakahara Chuya, Mori Ogai does not think that Osamu Dazai has the concept of "loyalty" to him and to the port Mafia.

He guessed right.

If Osamu Dazai's loyalty to the port Mafia is one-tenth of the weight of others, it is impossible for him to remain indifferent after learning the identity of his friend Sakaguchi Ango's second and fifth sons.

Dazai Osamu will gradually become uncontrollable, Mori Ogai knows this well.

Therefore, even if it is a little bargaining chip, he wants to hold on to Osamu Dazai and keep it as a backhand.

——Before Dazai Osamu stepped into the chief's office, Mori Ogai had planned this way.

Then he saw a Dazai Osamu who was full of vigor and expectation, and looked at him with extremely gentle eyes.

Mori Ogai, the alarm is ringing!

How can it be!Osamu Dazai has always only shown such gentle and patient eyes to king crabs. He usually has no highlights in his eyes when he looks at Mori Ogai!

When something goes wrong, there must be a demon. Does Osamu Dazai want to be his sister Chuke want to usurp the throne?Not good, not good, wolf ambition!

"Dazai-kun." Mori Ogai slowed down his speech, said a sentence and thought a hundred words in his head, turning the head teacher's conversation into a large-scale chain palace drama.

"Have you been under too much pressure recently?" In the end, Mori Ogai chose to give priority to Osamu Dazai's physical problems with the remaining kindness of a doctor.

Excessive stress will not only lead to depression, rabies, haemorrhoids, and Grumpy Syndrome, but also cause people to have wonderful hallucinations as if they have eaten poisonous mushrooms.

Ogai Mori knew that Osamu Dazai liked poisonous mushrooms, and he had already pressed his hand on the call bell of the internal line, ready to call the emergency room to send the child to gastric lavage.

Doctors are kind!

"No, I'm fine!" Osamu Dazai propped his hands on the desk, looking at Mori Ogai with burning eyes: "I have fully realized my mistakes, and I am willing to serve as a sparring partner for the dark dwarf. Cleanse yourself of your sins."

Mori Ogai gasped, and stepped back tactically.

Instead of feeling relieved at all, he aggravated his opinion: Dazai cured this disease, and it was probably hopeless!

Not only is he sick himself, but he also intends to infect the only honest man in port Mafia!How could Mori Ogai let him succeed!

There must be no human-to-human transmission in the organization he leads. He has to throw Osamu Dazai into isolation for [-] days to observe the situation.

"Dazai-kun, I don't blame you." Facing today's weird Dazai Ogai, Mori Ogai made a decisive decision, "You have worked hard these days, so I will give you two weeks' leave, go back and have a good rest."

Osamu Dazai: "Happy?"

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Didn't he come to plead guilty?How did you get an unexpected vacation all of a sudden?

He was puzzled, Osamu Dazai beat him to death and he didn't think that Mori Ogai was frightened by his sudden enthusiasm and made such a bad move.

Mori Ogai: I have never been afraid to speculate on Dazai-kun with the greatest malice.

"Anyway, it's a holiday!" Osamu Dazai was even happier, he didn't care about the old man's complicated and delicate thoughts, and happily went to Lupin to find friends for a drink.

With Lingling's Eye of Heaven, Osamu Dazai would naturally not lose his mind.

When he arrived at Lupin, Ango Sakaguchi and Sakunosuke Oda had been drinking for a while, and they raised their glasses to him, respecting Osamu Dazai for being a man.

Oda Sakunosuke knew the beginning and end of the women's clothing photo incident from Sakaguchi Ango. He was worried that Osamu Dazai would be given an excuse to work overtime by Mori Ogai, but he saw a radiant face.

"Dazai is very happy." Oda Sakunosuke relaxed and drank, Sakaguchi Ango felt strange, but did not ask.

He is a twenty-five boy, and he is always more cautious than others.

"Ango!" Dazai Osamu jumped happily at his friend who looked like a social animal, "Ango! Please Oda Zuko and I eat king crab, Ango!"

"Huh?" Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses, and asked sincerely, "For my sister Chu Jun

It wasn't that he couldn't afford the money, nor was he unwilling to treat guests, but he was just curious that Osamu Dazai would give a locust to his sister.

"That goes without saying." Dazai Osamu, who was sitting on his shoulder with a rabbit doll, put one hand on Ango Sakaguchi's shoulder, and leaned into his ear, his voice became cold: "Of course, it's to celebrate Ango's 'two' good jobs." ah."

The author has something to say: Zai: It’s fun to scare Anwu, hehe.

Ango: Don't laugh, you're panicking.

Odasaku: Can the guests bring the children along?